"Because you went away on a mission, pile drived yourself into some gorgeous woman with magnificent tits, and then came back and suddenly settled for..." Finn had to laugh now, and put his glass down, which he had been holding up as though he might take a drink but thought better of it at the last moment.
He reached up with both hands and drew lines with his finger tips under his own eyes. "Some harlequin freak."
He shook his head, still chuckling to himself as he reached over and picked his glass up again, taking another sip. "I'm not buying it, Jackie."
He lapsed into silence for a moment, a knowing smirk on his face. He didn't say anything for a time, just continued to drink his drink while smiling as though he knew some kind of secret and was debating whether or not he would let Jack in on it.
Finally, he spoke.
"I'm assuming you've heard of a place called WonderPark?"