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 Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 9:28 pm
"Boss, before I answer that, I thought I'd sweeten the pot for the Casket Match. Hey, Armand, can you hear me? I know Jarel's beaten the crap of you every week since Blaze of Glory, but I wanna make sure you got one good ear. If you manage to somehow put the Dragon away at Bound by Honor, then you'll get a future DHW Heavyweight Championship match."
Now, the judge for the evening turns to his boss.
"Well, in fifty words or less, you can take that sledgehammer of yours and go ape on any unlucky son of a b***h stupid enough to piss you off from now until after Bound by Honor is over... and I think someone's screwed. Court is adjourned!"
With that, pretty much the entire church except for Fred Jr, who's too slow and is Excommunicated by the Celestial One. Angel decides that Drako is more than enough to handle this one. And of course, Judge Rifle decides to make himself scarce before the boss decides to turn the hammer on him for the stupid clause.
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Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 10:04 pm
"Leave it to Angel to spoil a bit of my fun. So fat a** here is a bit on the unconscious side. Useless b*****d. But I hate to let a sledgehammer go to waste. And since I can't pay my wonderful attorney back for that stupid clause stating I can't kick teeth down throats until I'm struck first, guess I'll handle business of my own here tonight."
Drako looks over Fred Jr.
"Well, fat a** isn't going anywhere. Let's get back to official DHW business. There was a decision to be made regarding the tag team championships, and it's time to make it. My niece and nephew, Zarya and Andre, are reigning champs waiting to find out who their number one contenders are. Time to name them. Bryan Bain passed up a tag team title opportunity, which I am now awarding to the Umbras at Bound By Honor. And, to make things interesting, next week will be a special match for the Inter-Blaze championship. The winner of tonight's match will defend against my own chosen contenders, and we're going to do it in a way that honors DHW. If there's one element associated with dragons, one synonymous with the name of the title, it's fire. Next week, we're going to have ourselves a ring of fire match. And because I'm just not in a giving mood, unless your name is Fred Phelps Jr, I'm not telling who will be in the match until the next show. Now, back to fat a** here."
Drako raises the sledge.
"Let's do a test. Can a fat b*****d feel pain while unconscious?"
with that, the boss looks to drive the sledgehammer into the hypocritical racist, sexist, homophobic jackass's gut
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2014 7:59 pm
And the crazed hatemonger is slammed conscious with the sledgehammer to the breadbasket!
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2014 9:53 am
"The experiment is a success. Here's the money you're going to go b***h to the judge for by the way."
Drako throws some random bills on the fallen man as his music hits the PA. Throwing the sledgehammer over his shoulder, he exits the ring and heads to the back, the crowd cheering the latest bit of brutality
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