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 Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:33 pm
"Let it goooooooo" he sang with her. "Can't texas holdum running back any more, let it go, let it go, Throw away the slamming floooooor. Hear me stand, and say this neigh..."
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:35 pm
"Neigh, neighbor, won't you be my neighbor? Oh, won't you beeeeeeeeee happy! Just be happy!"
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Posted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 2:56 pm
"C'mon be happy," he sang, then grinned. "Smile smile smile, oh that style, smile and the world smiles with you, cry and you cry and atone. Tone deaf?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2015 6:24 pm
"Deaf...deaf... Definitely not tony, tony, antonia, Niaton, Ice cream?"
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:55 pm
"Cream of the crop, pick of the litter, don't litter. Give a hoot, don't pollute. Six strings on a lute, seven on a lyre," he crooned in a sing song. "Lyre lyre, fetlocks on fire! I'm on fiiiiiiiiiiiire! Fee Fie Fo Fire let it burn higher and higher. I wanna get hiiiiiiger. I've a high in the sky view." she stared at her intently. "Can you see? CAN YOU SEE?!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 4:58 pm
"Can you see what I see?" she sang, doing a little hop back as if dancing to a tune. "Can you hear what I hear? The child, the child, ohh, ohh, ohh."
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:23 pm
"Oh We Oh! Oh We Oh! Oreo. Oreo. Cookies and milk cookies and milk. Have to get me some cookies and milk. Milk it for all it's worth. Cookies and milk. Milk and cookies. Cookies track you." he looked at her seriously. The cookies know where you've been, know what you've done, who you've spoken to. The cookies know everything. And they remember." And then he changed to a keening, terror filled scream. "THEY REMEMBER!!!!!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:29 pm
She squealed and dove into a bush, peeking out from under it at him. "Shhh! They hear you!!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:46 pm
He dove into the bush beside her. "They'll hear us? We're in trouble! Danger! Dangerous cookies! Flying spaghetti monsters! The Pastafarians will get us! They'll make us have pasta parties where we will all have to play GREET BALLS. GREET BALLS!" he yelled at her, anguished.
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:54 pm
She blinked at him rapidly, then tilted her head, seeming confused. "Greek balls? GREEK BALLS OF FIRE!!!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2015 6:56 pm
"Goodness gracious great balls of fire!" he sang happily, then he blinked at her. "why are we in the bush? Are we bushmen? Bushwhackers? Knick nack paddywack leave the dog alone. Alone at 15% interest no less, interested yet, Les?" he looked at her oddly. "Who is less? Who is more? What are the social mores? Sir Thomas moore? Sir Thomas Equanis."
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Posted: Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:42 pm
"Tom E... Tommy, Tom Alone, Alone in the bushes, bushes, trees, leaves, Leaving them to look," she said, as though that answered his questions.
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Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2015 5:41 pm
(The following was done in IM RP) Bardess Ookami And he took that as an instruction. He left the bushes to see. "What am I looking for?" he asked, peering around. "I see nothing. Is it invisible? Is it hidden? Hidden... in the leaves?! You are the PUBLIC leaf village, stop living in denial. A river in Egypt, oh, the old man river," he sung to the tune of Swanee river. Divena "What river? Where river? Are there boats? Row, row, row your boat, gently down the river...." Bardess Ookami "Rolling. Rolling. Rolling down the river. Rolling. Rolling. You rolled a priest?" he yelled angrily at a tree that had somehow, clearly, offended him. "You rolled a priest! Man, that'll throw off the whole team! Pallies are better in the warm warm sweater. Fishermens sweaters. sea water tears. All your fears. It me they heat. THE PHAAAAAAANTOM OF THE OPERA IS THERE!!!!! INSIDE YOUR MIND!!!!!!!!" Divena She spun and tried to kick the offending tree only to lose her balance and fall over. She rolled onto her back, giggling manically. Bardess Ookami He dropped down beside her, laughing as well. "The ground is around around around, ground round, half price price is nice nice of rice." he rolled to one side to lay his head on the ground, grinning at her. This was fun!
Wait. What was fun? What happened? Who was she? He didn't know. Did she know? "Do you know who you are?" he asked her. An ear twitched against the ground, why was there ground in the sky? Divena "Who am I?" she giggled. "I am not an ox, but I have horns; though I am not an donkey, I have a pack-saddle; and wherever I go I leave silver behind. What am I?" Bardess Ookami "A reindeer!" he cheered. "Rodolph the red nosed reindeer,had a very shiny nose. And if you ever blew it, you would even say it glows. Like a glow worm. All of the other reindeer, it's raining deer, used to laugh and call him the same, like Pinocchio. They never let poor Rudolph. Giuliani. Play in any reindeer games! Like monopoly. Anti monopoly laws are falling. falling falling. I'm falling. FALLING! Autumning!!!!!!!!" Divena "Minnie, miney Mo! Mo fo fee fi fum!" She shook her head. "No no no, not a fum fi fo!"
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2015 8:25 pm
(The following was done in IM RP) Bardess Ookami "A foe? Fie! Fee the foe! Fie! A pox on both houses then! A pox. A loxy pox, full of moxy and spit. Spit and pit and crit. A purple house that has no doors, a web of soft limbed minds. One a murderer, one a healer, one that binds them close. Fly fie. Run. Flee. The purple man comes for thee. The crazy girl holds the key, but the slime trails follow thee!" he moaned, rocking from side to side mournfully. Poor children, pour children. Pour them into the cup. Cup cup cup. Chipped cup?" Divena "Tea cup? Look up? Up, up and awaaaay weeee goooo!" Bardess Ookami "GO GO POWER RANGERS!" he sung... or shouted... really it was an odd sort of both. "GO GO POWER RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RAAAAANGEEEEEEEEERS!" Divena "Rangers? Range... Home, home on the Range, where the deer and the antelope play," She sang. Bardess Ookami "Where seldom is heard, an encouraging word, and I haven't eaten all day...." He blinked. Was he hungry? Maybe he was hungry. He tried to remember if he had eaten anything. Ever. Then he tried to remember if he was standing up or laying down. He kicked his feet, that way if he wasn't on the ground he would be, and then he knew! Of course, being on the ground put him closer to the food. He took a mouthful... OW! his teeth hit something hard. Since when did grass taste like hoof? Was he just hoofing it? Did he have hoof in mouth disease? Divena She felt some sort of pressure on her hoof, so she did the only thing that made sense. She kicked all four feet out as far as she could, and when she took another tumble, she half giggled, half shrieked. Bardess Ookami His nose hurt. But someone was laughing. So something had to be funny. Os he laughed too. "Laugh," he said, like a proclamation, "And you laugh alone. But laugh.... and the world laughs with you." he bowed his head as though he had just said something truly deep. And then with one lip curled up he added, after a brief moment, "thank you. Thank you very much. Uh huh." Divena "Uh uh," she giggled. "When you laugh, you laugh with yourself, but no one gets the joke, joke, joking aside... where am I?"
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Posted: Sun May 03, 2015 3:16 pm
IM RP Bardess Ookami "You are here," he said, sagely. Divena "Here... there.... everywhere....where is here? Where is there? Who are you?" she peered at him curiously, a bit of lucidity sinking into her gaze. Bardess Ookami "I am me and you are she and we are we and we are all together. I am the Eggman! WOOOOOOOOO! I am the Walrus! WOOOO! Ku Ku Kachu. And I'm fixing a hole where the rain gets in," he sang, "but what would you do if I sang out a tune, out of tune, would you stand up and walk upon me?" Divena "Walk away," she chriped, the lucidity vanishing before it could fully form. "Walk away this time, with my head up high, high above the sky, like a twinkle in the sky." Bardess Ookami "You've blown it all sky high, by telling me a lie, we could have touched the sky, but you've blown it all sky hiiiiiiiiiiiigher! Higher! Getcher getcher head in the game. Gotta gotta getcher head in the game. Stop! Hammer time! The mission must go! Approve approve if you are good!" Divena "Good... good.... good god almighty!" she squeaked, kicking up her hind legs while contorting her body in a half twist. Bardess Ookami "Goodness gracious, great balls of fire! I'm burning up, I got the fever, she's my perfect girl and I'll neeeeveeeer leave her! Her bed side manner has healed so many, but why am I in love? Oh so in love? With officer Jeeeeeeeenny? Jenny. Oh Jenny. Joy. Oh Joy. A one mare soq is what I wanna be, but there's two perfect fillies for me. HOT HEADED PONIES!!!!!!! RUUUUN!!!!!" Divena "Run, Joey, Run," she scrambled to her feet again. "Run! Run! Run! Run quick, like a bunny, before the walker getcha!" Bardess Ookami "We're not gonna getcha! We're not gonna getcha! We're not gonna getcha, any moooooore" Divena And just like that, as suddenly insanity sweeps over her, lucidity made an appearance. She blinked and looked around. "What...." Bardess Ookami "What what what chicken butt, a bike tire stuck in a rut. We are the Ruttles! Hey, hey, we're the Monkeys! And people say we monkey around. Round round get around, I get around!" he sung at her, trying to get to his feet. Divena She stared at him, trying to sort through what he was saying. The babble that made so much sense when she was off her rocker made no sense now that she was back among the sane.... "Rocker..." oop.... and the lucidity slowly started to slip. Bardess Ookami "AH! Wanna rock and roll all niiiiiiiiight, and party every daaaaaaay!" he crooned loudly at her. Divena "Are you.... are we.... Dear spirits, is this what I sound like?"
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