A Natural Blessing Username: Moxxiie Tell Me a joke: A taxi passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, goes up on the footpath, and stops centimeters from a shop window. For a second, everything goes quiet in the cab, then the driver says, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much.” The driver replies, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 9:50 am
A Natural Blessing Username: Gl!tch~ Tell Me a joke: What do you call an Egg McMuffin without the muffin?
A Natural Blessing Username: Zaikt Tell Me a joke: When I was younger, I tried to join the orchestra, but my father was completely opposed. He said that I didn't need to be exposed to all that sax and violins. BI
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:08 am
A Natural Blessing Username: Insane Butterfly Tell Me a joke: What sound to porcupines make when they kiss? "Ouch!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:08 am
A Natural Blessing Username: cheyriddle4 Tell Me a joke: Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:09 am
A Natural Blessing Username: Revel1984 Tell Me a joke: Here's one my son told me the other day.
I was standing in the park, watching a frisbee and wondering why it was getting bigger and bigger as it came towards me .......... then it hit me!
A Natural Blessing Username: Thamin Tell Me a joke: Spoiler tags because although it isnt too crude in my opinion, you never know who it may offend.
What is the difference between a Pickpocket and a Peeping Tom?
A Pickpocket snatches watches; a Peeping Tom watches snatches.
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:11 am
A Natural Blessing Username: Yayoi Tell Me a joke: When your down by the see and an eel bites your knee that's a moray.
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:15 am
A Natural Blessing Username: Phail Ninja Tell Me a joke: IT'S THE CLEANEST I COULD FIND I SWEAR
What did one buttcheek say to the other?
Together we can keep this s**t in
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:18 am
A Natural Blessing Username: Silver Metallic Dragon How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 4 Make Me Laugh: What do you call a grizzly bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:21 am
A Natural Blessing Username: She-Ra of Etheria Tell Me a joke: A woman walks into a newspaper office to write up an obituary for her husband who just died. After the newspaper man gives his condolences to her, he tells the woman that it costs ten cents per word for an obituary. The woman thinks on this a moment and says "Have it say 'Fred Brown died.'." Amused by her frugal ways the man then tells the woman that there is a seven word minimum. The woman pauses for a moment and then says "Have it say 'Fred Brown died. Golf clubs for sale.'."
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:26 am
A Natural Blessing Username: Niyaru Delacroix Tell Me a joke: A lawyer, an engineer and a mathematician were called in for a test.
The engineer went in first and was asked, ''''What is 2+2?'''' The engineer thought awhile and finally answered, ''''4.''''
Then the mathemetician was called in and was asked the same question. With little thought he replied, ''''4.0''''
Then the lawyer was called in, and was asked the same question. The lawyer answered even quicker than the mathematician, ''''What do you want it to be?''''
A Natural Blessing Username: Novablu How Many Soquili Do You Have?: 23 Make Me Laugh: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? ....We're both lawyers (LOL I know, but my sister tells this joke all the time and I lol every time xDDD)
Whoopsie, someone brought it to my attention that I used the wrong code redfaceredface
A Natural Blessing Username: Novablu Tell Me a joke: What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? ....We're both lawyers (LOL I know, but my sister tells this joke all the time and I lol every time xDDD)
Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:44 am
A Natural Blessing Username: JetAlmeara Tell Me a joke: An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happened by with his big old horse named Benny. The man asked for help. The farmer said Benny could pull his car out. So he backed Benny up and hitched Benny to the man's car bumper. Then he yelled, "Pull, Nellie, pull." Benny didn't move. Then he yelled, "Come on, pull Ranger." Still, Benny didn't move. Then he yelled really loud, "Now pull, Fred, pull hard." Benny just stood. Then the farmer nonchalantly said, "Okay, Benny, pull." Benny pulled the car out of the ditch. The man was very appreciative but curious. He asked the farmer why he called his horse by the wrong name three times. The farmer said, "Oh, Benny is blind, and if he thought he was the only one pulling he wouldn't even try."
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 10:54 am
A Natural Blessing Username: NovaCracker Tell Me a joke:
At the bat on top of a sktscraper in Chicago a man is talking about how you can float safely down to the base of the skyscraper because of the updrafts with his friends.
One friend tells him to prove it, so the man walks to the window and jumps, floating safely down. So his first friend waits for him to return and the frtiend jumps and falls to his death.
The second friend looks to the man, who tells him he did it wrong, and shows him again. when he returtns, the secong man tries to jump, falling to his death.
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