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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 2:32 am
Robert paused in his spacewalk because he'd actually gotten fearful that he was one giant leap from being eaten. Then he played along, bobbing forward at a still exaggeratingly slow pace, but with the distinct impression of trying to run during it. "I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming, wait for meee!" A very long, slow moving leg lifted up and over the edge of the box, followed by the other. He pulled off all of his bubble wrap and dropped it on the floor, then he accidentally sat on it and let out a yelp at the sound. He cleared his throat to hide the yelp, and put his wrist next to his mouth. "Commander's log. We've been stranded in this asteroid cluster for days, waiting for the perfect weather conditions to lift off and head home. We've got a small window of opportunity here, and we're about to take it." He looked beside him, at the woman who all at once made his dreams into reality, and gave him something new to dream about, and couldn't help the grin that plastered on his face. He also couldn't help but bend in and smush a kiss against her lips, hard and fast so that he didn't interrupt the procedure. "Okay, uh, s**t, if I'm Commander what are you, are you the super-commander YES. Okay, Super Commander Morris, I'm ready." He put his hands in front of him on a fake steering wheel, and his expression turned steely. "I was born ready."
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 6:34 pm
When she promised months ago to grant him the title of commander, the most esteemed position on the entire shuttle mission, Mimsy should have known that he would find a position that was even more important to give to her. Had he tried to call her Super Commander then, she might have reacted differently, but she didn't question it or correct him now. And why would she? Now she was the very first Super Commander, the archetype that could never be matched by any who dared to attempt to follow in her footsteps, all because he believed that she could be that important in their game where believing was everything. "I said that it would be unnecessary to go home without you. Of course I waited - but try to avoid contaminating our vessel in the future, Commander," she chided, reaching to pluck a stray packing peanut out of his hair. As the Super Commander, it was crucial for her to pay close attention to all of the numbers and gauges and calculations so Commander Morris wouldn't have to. She pressed some buttons on the panel in front of them and scrolled through the various indicators - which were actually just packing and assembly instructions in Swedish - and exhaled with a thoughtful hmm. "Cabin pressure relief normal. EMS function on. Trans control power on. Rotational control power direct on two. BMAG mode activated. CM RCS logic on. Launch vehicle stage clear to engage on your signal, Commander." Expression just as serious as his, she clapped her hand down on his shoulder and stared across the shuttle cabin at him. "All systems are go. Are you certain that you want to do this?"
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:40 pm
No home without him. He was reminded, briefly, where they really were. In a box, in their home, that he'd built for her with his own two hands and whole lot of help. Their home, where they would fix dinners, and watch tv together on the couch that was still in pieces over on the other end of the room. Their home, where they would fall asleep together in bed, and he could wake up each morning to the sight of that beautiful face. It was unnecessary, without him. Without her. His goofy smile was plastered on his face, for all the long seconds of silence he'd used up thinking about it. Then he was rubber-banded right back into the imaginary vessel with all of Mimsy's technical jargon, and he turned to look straight ahead, touching things to try and look important too. He didn't even bother trying to make up jargon of his own, but pushing buttons and flipping imaginary levers was his jam, and he did it with style. He went rigid when she clamped down on his shoulder, and his face took on the most serious, most intense expression he'd ever had in his life. It was the expression he imagined a rugged space commander would have, and therefore was needed, here. His throaty voice took on the same tone - he might as well have had ominous theme music playing behind him. In his head, he did. He totally did. "Damn right I am. Super Commander," He turned to her, eyes narrowing. "Punch it."
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:45 pm
Not once before today had Mimsy pretended that a cardboard box was anything but a cardboard box, or imagined that the world was anything other than what she saw directly in front of her, something more than what she cataloged with observational accuracy. There was no reason to believe with any level of verity that a box was not a box - even when it was broken into tiny little pieces and examined at a molecular level, it still consisted of boxlike particles. They were not shuttlelike particles. Pretending otherwise would simply be ridiculous. It was for this reason that she needed Wonderland. A place where the impossible was possible, therefore creating an environment inverse to the realities of this world, where irrational was rational and sense was senseless. Wonderland was where all of the impossible things were safely filed away, lest they warp her reality in reality. But they had found Wonderland. She'd identified so many impossible things to believe in. ALICE was with her always, no matter which world she was in. The lines had gotten significantly more blurry after her trip down the first actual rabbit hole that didn't lead to a rabbit den. There was nothing stopping her from using her knowledge about space travel and shuttle missions to temporarily alter reality for their sake. Nothing at all. This was the smallest variety of impossible thing. So she punched it. The actual act of 'punching it' was much less dramatic than it sounded, unlike his incredibly heroic display of action. She gave him a solemn nod of camaraderie and returned to double-checking her calculations, lips curling into a satisfied smile when the confirmation of accuracy proved for a second time that they were ready to go home. "Calibration set. One-fourteen and three-fifty-nine and zero, pitch at one degree variance. At ninety percent, and...and we have achieved altitude, and climbing!" As the craft separated from the asteroid, she found that she needed to tilt her head back to achieve a proper visual of all of the information being fed through the loops in front of her. Leaning back, however, caused the box to be imbalanced just enough to wobble, then tip over backwards. " Oh," she squeaked, rendered breathless by the shift in gravitational pull. "Well, uh...we...we have left orbit, Commander Morris. It should be smooth from here to home, until I assist with our re-entry. I should warn you, Commander...the simulation will not have prepared you for how hot it will get in here."
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 9:08 pm
Robert's head swiveled quickly, trying to keep his eyes forward but sneaking glances at her every few seconds. When he realized she was leaning back, he leaned to follow, going so far as to squish his face with his hands. This was enough for him to miss her initial fall, but he heard the sound of it and felt the box itself tilt, so he fell back to find her. Unfortunately, because he had no real ability to control his body, his legs went through the bottom of the box to turn it into more of a Flintstones ride than it probably should have been. "Whoa. Bumpy ride! You okay Super Commander?" He put his hand under her head, and slid it down to her neck. She'd be more comfortable, there - and if she needed help up, he'd be there for her. But then she was telling him how hot it was going to get, and his mind swerved in a one-fourteen and three-fifty-nine pitch straight down into the gutter. He blinked, surprised at the comment, before bending closer to her and whispering as quietly as we can. "Wait." He'd pushed pause on their imagination, just to get a clear answer. "Were we plannin' to ******** in space?" He didn't know - why else would it get hot in here?! And he hadn't brought any space protection!
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 10:30 pm
After several deep breaths, Mimsy had managed to clear her head again, no longer dizzy from the impact against the floor - or the jolt following the ignition process, whichever it might have been. Robert was kind enough to look out for her safety, which distracted her away from the sudden hull breach caused by the extension of his legs. "Yes. I was not prepared for that amount of force, but I have adjusted as necessary. Thank you for your concern, Commander." She smiled and reached up, slipping her hand past one thick braid to gently touch his fingers. It was a pity that she couldn't feel his hand through their insulated gloves, but it was nice nonetheless. And they would need every bit of that insulation when they passed through the atmosphere at-- " What?" The suggestion had not seemed random, and must have come from somewhere. Had she misspoken? Surely not. "Well...I...goodness, Commander. That is quite the implication. Why have you inferred that we were planning that?" She pressed her hand against the side of the box to cover their radio feed, then turned to whisper back to him. "Houston would hear us. Are you prepared for this level of notoriety?"
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:12 pm
Clearly that wasn't what she'd meant, and Robert went red with embarrassment. "I just - you said we were gonna get hot! And I thought, that's what makes you hot, and I don't know!" He buried his head into her chest and giggled, light headed with how silly the moment had become. He giggled long and hard, and then flopped over onto his back and sprawled out. "Ah, Houston can listen to it all they want, I don't care." But now he was curious, and - still red - he turned his head to look at her. "So why's it gonna get hot in here? Is the AC broken?" He lifted his hands up and started to fiddle with imaginary dials, since it was the man's job to fix things like air conditioning and garbage disposals. "Or are we gonna burn up on re-entry? I don't wanna burn up, let's stay in space forever." Going home sounded nice, but living in space with Mimsy just sounded like another kind of home for him. One where they weighed nothing and let Houston listen to them ********. Anywhere sounded like home, if she was there.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 8:23 pm
Somewhere, hundreds of thousands of kilometers away, some poor intern at the Johnson Space Center was going to have to transcribe exactly what made her 'hot', as dictated by Commander Robert Morris. "No," Mimsy laughed, fingers trailing through his hair as he pulled away. "As you know, we will need to reduce our speed by approximately twenty-nine thousand kilometers per hour. Due to the laws of physics and conservation that we learned about, this will mean that we will reach external temperatures of around sixteen-hundred Celsius. However, we should not burn up upon re-entry under normal conditions. That has not happened in a very, very long time." The story of Yuri Gagarin was not one that could have any sort of pleasant spin put upon it, and though it was an especially excellent tale of sacrifice, she opted against any comments about cosmonauts this time, canine or otherwise. "But if you would rather remain in space forever..." She twisted in her Super Commander seat to look at him, and the basket she wore as a helmet was tilted askew as she leaned against the headrest. "Then that is your call, Commander."
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:00 pm
Oh. A legitimate reason for being hot. He felt hotly flustered for assuming she'd meant sex, after all that technical jargon. He tried to get back up, and realized his feet were stuck in the wall-floor of their shuttle. He pulled one of them back inside, but the other one would remain stuck unless he ripped the shuttle open. That left him with only one option. "Well, Super Command Morris, it looks like we're staying in space forever after all." He wiggled his foot, and then shifted, flopping over on top of her. "I hope you're ready to repopulate the human race in here." He warned, bending in to kiss the crook of her neck. He paused, pushing himself back up and tapping the 'microphone' that she'd covered earlier. "Houston, if you're listening, make sure you take good notes. Commander Morris is about to show you how it's done."
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 10:36 pm
"Forever," Mimsy repeated, murmured against his temple. "Ah. Forever. All right. I do have another warning for you, Commander - just once more, I promise. The isolation of space has been known to drive astronauts mad." All the better, in her opinion, even if tea would be a bit difficult to properly consume in an environment lacking in gravity. Probably a step in the right direction regardless, considering the inevitability of floating teacups. She slipped her arms beneath his and wrapped them around him, fingers curling to press into his sides. "Repopulate? Are you certain?" A little gasp halted what would have been a barrage of questions, all stifled as she bit her lip and closed her eyes. "That is...a lot. A significant amount. But they will be superhuman. Greater than anything that earth has ever known, and ever will know. All from us." Little monsters that looked out from a mask of false humanity, birthed and raised in the cosmos. Their own home, closer to the lunar surface than earth's terrain. Important in ways no mere human could ever become. Daddy would be proud this time, she thought.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:11 pm
Robert was picturing a very different, but no less superhuman repopulation. Giant, sturdy boys with brilliant, unstoppable minds. Unparalleled perfection, raised to be explorers, and universe changers. He let out a long, blissful sigh. "Yeah," He whispered out. "Perfect."He'd forgotten, for a moment, that he was about to start the repopulation procedures with her right there in the box. Now he was distracted with the heart-warming imagery of creating an army of superhumans with her. Nothing would have pleased him more. His arms wrapped tightly around her, as he dreamed vividly of their unstoppable lineage, and he let out another long, infatuated sigh. "I love you, Mimsy."
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 11:51 pm
The idea was apparently appealing to him, and Mimsy grinned towards the viewing panel for just the stars to see. The lines between reality and this reality flickered and blurred even further - she questioned whether or not he was serious about this, in spite of everything that could happen. She admired the optimism in the face of statistical failure. It was a bravery that she had never quite possessed on her own, which had caused her over and over again to become a slave to numbers and percentages, infatuated by best case scenarios that would never really happen. Those sorts of things only happened once. "Yes. I love you too," she whispered, words warped with the sound of a smile. Her arms fell to loosely loop around his waist as they veered off course, venturing onto a new path through the satellites and space junk that no one else would ever have the specific honor of traveling. This place was their home, and nothing would change that or take that away from them.
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