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"s**t, I'd be more tempted to stuff towels under the door, seal the cracks and bake a room than brownies." He murmured, shaking his head slowly as he ran his fingers over his hair again. "Tried the brownie thing once, though. Well, my roommate did. Actually, it was her brother... And he sucked at cooking anyways..."

He pondered a moment longer before glancing at Jasper again. "Two-fifty for the Dark Lord if he's got you pushing and," he held up his hand, one finger extended as though to signal a great 'but there's more', "I'll let you dig through my comic books, off the record and we'll pretend it's completely unrelated. You can take your pick of five and I promise I won't hide the ones I don't want to trade."

"Cross my heart." He even made the motions as he spoke the words, a truer statement never uttered. There was no way in hell he would jeopardize a stash like this by saying anything about where he had gotten it, not to mention what he had paid for it.

He was lucky enough that he had withdrawn some cash from his debit card during his last shore leave, knowing that there were some places that you just couldn't get the same treatment with a card that you could if you had cash on you. It came in handy this time as he pulled out his wallet, thumbing through several bills before handing them over to Jasper in exchange for the box of 'Lollypops'.

"Let's not salute anyone's shorts here, ok? Not that I doubt that yours aren't stylish, I just don't think that's the kind of publicity anyone needs around here. Your secret, and that of his infernal darkness," whoever the hell that actually was, " is safe with me. And, uh... Thanks, man, seriously. I'm definitely going to put this s**t to some good use."

Good night's sleep, improved mood, improved appetite... He'd have to get inventive until he could pick up something proper to smoke it out of, but he'd taken enough art classes throughout school to be in proper touch with his creative side.

"Just don't get yourself in trouble." He said quickly before slipping back off into the woods to take a less-traveled route back to his dorm.

Cee didn't really argue with random texts to meet people places. She never knew what sort of adventure, or amazing trouble, she may end up in and it was enough of a draw to bring the buxom woman out. It was less than ten minutes before she was bouncing towards Jasper, fully made up and grinning. As he was the only one there (and vaguely looked like his icon) she was sure this was Jasper.

"Yo baby boy, what up?" She rocked deftly in sky high heels but still was a tiny little thing.

Cee didn't need to see it after the box cracked. She could smell it and her eyes closed as she basked. "Ooooooooh shiiiiiit."

"I was not'espectin this!" A cat like smile curled over her lips and Cee gave Jasper a sultry wink. "Aight wats the price, sexy?"

Cee reached into her cleavage with a low disbelieving whistle. "Whoooooo s**t aint dat good and I know my s**t." She pulled out a small wad of cash. Apparently she always kept cash on her. You never know when flashing a few bills may be necessary.

"I got two hunnert. And I got some tequila," She grinned and slapped his chest like he'd said something that he didn't, "not on me. Haha betcha wanna know where I'd keep it though, haha.." She then shifted and boosted her chest towards him. "An I ain't opposed to a kiss.. er whatever." OR WHATEVER.

"Aw lookit you." She laughed and slapped him playfully on the chest once more. "We got gennlemen all over this damn island huh?"

Cee took the cash and stuffed it into Jasper's pocket and snatched one of the boxes with the other hand. "Sounds like we gotta deal my friend." Cee then slapped him on the a** and laughed, "But you gotta bring some friends who need some pastures ta roam, aight?"