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Zoobey
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:17 pm


A very soapy hand covered in about ten types of soap suds in various states of decay grabbed Molly's scrubbing hand, and a pair of very desperate eyes covered in a long bushel of soaking hair consistent to the texture of seaweed combined with what happens when one leaves a mop out for five weeks in the middle of pond scum scared straight into Molly. The eyes that is, not the hair or the hand, which would be weird if Mark had hands with eyes, but would probably also be kind of useful for escaping these kind of scenarios.

"The toxins", the Death assistant croaked, hiccuping a few times due to too much soap, "they seep into the pores of your body and take over like, your entire system, like what happens when an entire Republic fleet takes over a distant star colony, invading from the outside before they even know what hits them, and then everyone dies."

Having divulged this piece of information, Mark sat back in the tub, gloomily, and pulled out his entirely waterproof cellphone, most likely lamenting to Dwight about his entire ordeal and to tell Dwight that he loved his minipets and in the advent of his death wanted his minipets to go to Mimsy.


Lucyal
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 4:28 pm


Molly blinked as Mark grabbed her hand, and she stilled as she stared at him. Once again, the Star Wars references went completely over her head. "Um...how do your toxins um...harm everyone else?" She sounded like she wasn't even sure of her own question but...that's what she seemed to be getting from what Mark was trying to tell her.

Regardless, she kept cleaning. Once she was done with his coat and shirt, she reached into the tub and grabbed one of his ankles, pulling it up and scrubbing at the pant leg and shoe.

Zoobey

Lucyal


Zoobey
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 01, 2014 6:52 pm


A few roaches escaped his one shoe in protest, some others stubbornly clung onto the sole of the shoe, refusing to give into a greater force without fighting for roach independence. Mark ignored all plights and tried vainly to unclog the water from one ear.

"Protect," he corrected, "my toxins are like, look, they're like this layer of benign protection. It's like a mucus coating, it prevents bad stuff from like, getting in and stuff. Look, did you ever take biology, cleaning is bad for you plus cleaning chemicals and if I turn bright green tomorrow and die the day after this is all your fault, doesn't that bottle say like, 'not for human use'." He pointed randomly at one of them that had those warning triangle toxic signs of immense corrosive danger on them.


Lucyal
PostPosted: Wed Sep 03, 2014 11:14 am


Molly wanted to cry as she watched some roaches stubbornly cling to Mark's shoe. Like they were Jack and Rose on the end of the Titantic as it was going down. She cringed as she reached down to pluck them off, shuddering despite wearing thick water proof gloves.

Once that foot and leg was clear, she let it drop back into the tub, and then grabbed the other. She repeated the process, scrubbing his pant leg and shoe again. Plucking off anymore Marktanic wanna be survivors. Just let go, guys, just let go. Move on to a better place.

"Uh..." Molly stared at Mark like he was speaking a foreign language she didn't understand, because he was. "Uh...no..." She squeaked. "I didn't take biology...Um...Mark...? You're not going to die.....I promise..." Molly looked at the bottle, and then beamed, looking back at Mark.

"That's for the roaches!"

She let go of his foot, and then grabbed a bucket. She filled it with water from the tub, and dumped it all over the Death Assistant again. Just to get rid of anymore suds.

"Alright, Mark!" Molly announced, grabbing him by the back of his coat again. "Time to dry you off! Some of the techs in the Life Lab let me borrow a fan to dry you! It was really sweet of them! They were really happy to help!" Like one of those large fans that mimicked hurricane winds.

Zoobey

Lucyal

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