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 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:06 pm
because you dont bite your fingernails!
why does my tummy rumble all the time?
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 6:39 pm
Because there's avalanches of meatballs you've eaten... SHAME ON YOU FOR EATING MEAT!! Unless you don't WANT to...
Why am I in such a hurry?
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Posted: Thu Mar 23, 2006 8:03 pm
because you're afraid zombies will catch you!
WHY OH WHY DID I EVER SIGN UP FOR THE UiL CONTEST!?!?!?!
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Posted: Fri Mar 24, 2006 7:40 pm
Because you didn't FEAL like it...
Why not?
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 12:34 pm
Because taking chances are for idiots!!
why dont they make breathments in chocolate?
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Posted: Sat Mar 25, 2006 5:52 pm
Because chocolate's not green.
Why do I like music?
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Posted: Sun Mar 26, 2006 4:28 pm
Because it's better than poetry!
Why do my eyes itch?
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Posted: Mon Mar 27, 2006 11:35 am
Because you have the dreaded BLUE EYE that cause cancer and you die in 3... 2... 1...
BOOM?
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 1:11 am
Bang.
Why do birds poop on people's heads?
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:22 am
Because... "Birdy Birdy, in the sky. Why'd you drop this in my eye. Looks like marshmallow, feels like sap... OHMEHGAWD IT'S BIRDY CRAP!!!"
Why is my room a mess?
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:26 am
because you dont own a cool robot toy!
why doesnt my cool robot toy work?
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 8:40 am
Because it's not COOL! It needs CAT EARS to be COOL...
Why isn't it cool?
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Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 7:00 pm
because it never went to school!!!
Do the hockey pokey?
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:27 pm
And then the chicken dance!
Do you want to be a chicken?
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Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:41 pm
I AM A CHICKEN simce I am what I eat and I just had chicken noodle soooooooop!!
You like Ramen?
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