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kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:00 am


"Only because it seemed the most logical," said Ian, waving a dismissive hand. "Okay, no beach. Beaches suck. Chairs, maybe we could get away with that, I wouldn't mind helping to grab one of those."

He thought for a moment. "Paper probably wouldn't last very long, though."


Lilwolfpard
PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:32 am


"Paper helps start a fire though." He thought about that for a second there. When his family started a bond fire, normally they sprinkled the pit with ripped pieces of paper.

"How about we just grab both." He was rather desperate at this point either way. "Okay you grab the chair... and ill go hit up the labs and see if they have some paper and some sort of way to make a flame." The paper would be unused, of course.

"Meet you outside?" He took off without saying much else in the direction of the labs.

kurotomato

Lilwolfpard

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kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:16 pm


"OH FINE, MAKE ME DO THE DIFFICULT ONE!" Ian hollered after Quinn, but it was good natured teasing, and Ian set off down the hall to find said chair with a smile on his face, hands in his pockets.

It wasn't that hard to find a chair, but the trouble was getting it out before anyone saw him. And it was not as if he could just stick a chair in his pocket and cart if off.

This involved thinking.

About ten minutes later, Ian was outside, sitting in said chair with one leg crossed over the other, arms folded in his lap as he waited for Quinn to join him.


Lilwolfpard
PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 7:33 pm


"Your taller!" Was his response back at Ian, also a good natured laugh in return. Yes it was a bad excuse, but the assumption was taller = easier to hide large objects. RIght?

Either way he too set off towards the labs. Finding some spare paper NOT written on was actually easier said than done. It seemed a lot of life division hoarded fresh supplies like buried treasure. In the end he grabbed a small handful of papers, with small useless scribbles on them. He figured they were useless because they were balled up and in a garbage can. Thankfully, some of the others just thought he was taking out the trash like a good lackey.

The matches, those were a problem. He remembered a while back someone used one of those candle-lighters, the ones with the long tube where you clicked some special buttons and a flame appeared.

A short time later he approached Ian, quirking an eyebrow. "Well at least you were comfortable while waiting?" He indicated towards the chair.

"...Now. Who want to break it?"

kurotomato

Lilwolfpard

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kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:50 pm


Ian smirked up at him. "I'll have you know, I totally was James Bonding it up trying to get this thing out while you were getting your paper and everything. Hopefully, however," he added, gesturing to the chair. "No one will notice it's gone, because otherwise we'd be in trouble. But what's one chair for the greater good, anyway?"

He stood, pushing himself to his feet, and stared down at the chair.

"Well. I have a knife?"


Lilwolfpard
PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:16 pm


He huffed. "Have you ever tried to get any sort of paper out of the life labs? They hoard it like a monkey eating its last golden banana." He shrugged, hands currently shoved into his pockets were a few of the lose-leaf discarded balls of paper were residing.

"Though im kinda sad i missed it." It might have, after all, been a bit amusing.

"Im certain they hoard spare chairs somewhere here." Like life labs hoarded spare notebook paper. "One wont be missed. Though i dont know if a knife is the best way... it might dull it?" Unless said knife was like, super knife.

kurotomato

Lilwolfpard

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kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:50 am


"No, I haven't," Ian replied, with dry amusement. "Never found a need to, but thanks for the warning; next time I need paper, I'll be sure to bring some bananas."

The knife in question was probably not the greatest. Ian summoned Naomi (who made a disgruntled sort of sound in his head), and held the blade out, looking from it to the chair and then back again.

"Maybe I can use it to pry some of these off..." he said, and knelt beside the chair, jamming the knife into one of the legs.

{ This was not my purpose. }

Well, it works.

{ This is an outrage. }

No, actually, this is a chair, but good try anyway.

Her huffs of stunned disgust were ignored, Ian wedging the tip of the knife further into the chair. "Just...another...inch..." he grunted, and then, with a sharp cracking sound, one of the legs peeled away and fell to the ground.

Ian looked at it with satisfaction. "Well, one down, three more to go!"


Lilwolfpard
PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 12:28 pm


Thankfully it seemed that Ian had chosen a spot of earth that was just that, dirt. There was not much vegetation around, so less of a chance of things to catch on fire.

"I suddenly have a mental image of that knife slicing through our fear shields as if it were butter." Quinn winced. Oki snorted in his mind in response, a doubtful sound. Though there was a sudden feeling, if Quinn could visualize it was as if the predators eyes were now on Ian, judging him curiously.

Ian is not prey, Oki.

\ Everyone is prey //

Quinn ignored everything for a short time, Oki and Ian, and lined a small circle with balled up pieces of paper. "Paper doesn't burn for long but it will help start the fire on the actual wood." He reached out and grabbed the leg that Ian had pried off, and placed it on the paper pile.


kurotomato

Lilwolfpard

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kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 6:39 pm


"Unfortunately," said Ian, still attempting to get the second leg off of the chair, which was proving to be much more difficult than the first. "It's not quite as easy as butter because if it was I wouldn't be getting - ow - splinters."

Another crack and the next leg snapped off. Ian pushed it towards Quinn, wiped his forehead, and said, "Now the real question is - do we let other people in on this secret of smores, or be greedy (in the best sense) and keep it all to ourselves? Cuz I'm thinking we should at least eat a couple for ourselves, given all this hard work we're doing here - ow."


Lilwolfpard
PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:00 pm


He too was working on the make-shift fire pit while he worked. The candle lighter had been used, and the flames quickly claiming the paper as they moved towards the already cut off chair legs. "I have a pretty big pack on me..." Although it rounded off to a box of graham crackers, a pack of about 6 bars of chocolate, and a bag of jumbo marshmallows. So quote a large portion if they went sparingly.

"So a couple for us seems fair." For the work they put in to it. "And then we start to share should be fine."

He paused, staring up at Ian from his position kneeling near the flame. "C'mere you big baby, let me see if i can help get those out." He replied after the second 'ow'. Quinn normally kept his nails short and groomed decently, so they should work fine as tweezers.

kurotomato

Lilwolfpard

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kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:05 pm


"HOUSTON WE HAVE FIRE," Ian bellowed joyfully, watching with interest as the flames licked at the paper, crinkling them into black ash. Distracted from getting the rest of the legs off of the chair, Ian squatted down beside the fire, peering at it curiously.

"What?" he said, and then made a face. "I'm fine, I'm fine."

But he offered his hand to Quinn anyway, with a resigned sort of sigh. "So, we each get two or three smores, and then we can see about this going public and voila we will have something else to eat other than crap."


lilwolfpard
PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:15 pm


The paper really had not lasted all that long. Thankfully, that was what the two chair legs were for.

"No your not." He mumbled, taking the hand that was offered and staring at it. "This might hurt, sorry in advance." He set to working at pulling out the splinters, thankfully for Ian many of them were not that deep. One was being annoying though, and took a little effort to get out. "Did you know that if you leave a splinter in your body it will eventually decompose?"

"There, all done." He said after he got that last pesky one out.

He was soon rummaging around in the bag, pulling things out. "I am pretty sure people will start to wonder about the sudden flame as they pass by, we didn't exactly pick an inconspicuous spot. So we should probably make ourselves one or two while we have the chance." Quinn was betting on this anyways when he got the idea, he was just glad to have run into company willing to help.

Kurotomato
If u want to invite some people into the thread your welcome to XD @ random passers by

Lilwolfpard

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kuropeco

Dramatic Marshmallow

PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:31 pm


Ian was most definitely not being a baby, but -

"OW."

He drew back his hand away from Quinn with a petulant look on his face, sticking his finger in his mouth and sucking on it in an effort to get some of the lingering sting out of it. "Good to know," he said, voice slightly muffled, and Ian removed his hand, shaking it. "Next time I get a splinter, I'll just leave it in."

There was a pause. "But thanks."

Settling himself cross-legged beside the fire, Ian plucked up a marshmallow and promptly stuck it on the edge of a piece of wood, thrusting it over the little fire. When it was suitably burnt, he stuffed it between two graham crackers, added some chocolate, and took a bite.

"Okay, then," Ian said, after a moment. "I officially know what heaven tastes like."


Nyxtsuki Moon
nevada want to pass by for a smore

lilwolfpard
PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:43 pm


"I should warn you that it could also fester and grow some nasty stuff under your skin if your unlucky enough." He sounded almost calm about it, reaching into the supply bag.

Taking a second to poke a marshmallow at the end of his own stick he placed it over their small fire. He didn't wait until it was charred, but nicely warm before pressing it between the chocolate and crackers.

He sighed contently at the first bite. "It tastes like chocolate and sugar and gooey goodess." He agree'd with Ian, taking a second (messy) bite. After eating cardboard for weeds, this was something close to heaven. Or maybe his sanity.

kurotomato

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Lilwolfpard

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 7:45 pm


Nevada yawned, looking briefly out of the window of the office she was borrowing for her small pile of FEAR and Insanity reports. It wasn't hard to miss the flicker of something outside, and like a moth to the flame (hee), she pressed her face against the window like a creeper.

The harder she stared, the more she could make out a fire...and two figures...and white puffy things. The hell, were those marshmellows.

One eye narrowed, she left the office, slipping outside and using her best Mist techniques, snuck up on the two trainee's enjoying some smore's. Oh my god.

Her arms curled around Ian's neck, bending down to give him a breathy whisper against his cheek, her eye on the creation in his hands...

"Are those S'mores Handsome?" the bigger question here was, "Are you going to share...........?"


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