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Kyrieko rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 8 Total: 11 (2-16)

Kyrieko

Hilarious Werewolf

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:24 am


She didn't even think about backing down as his own look narrowed. But Fini meant what she'd said. Forget about it. Be in the here and now. Stop being all bark with no bite!

Fini gave him one more good poke for good measure, lips twitching. "Honey, I don't think you've got enough... meat on your bones to stretch it out." In other words, she was saying you had no a** or tits to pull it off, Jack. Though he had a tiny point she'd concede to, which was having the dress stretched out a bit. She rather liked the snug fit it had thank you very much!

The air was suddenly forced out of her lungs and as she tried to keep from doubling over, something connected with her legs and Fini went sprawling on her a**. Mud splashing all around. Okay that had stung her legs a bit.

"Nope, sorry. Not a concept I'm familiar with!"

Wincing only slightly as she got her legs partially under her, Fini stayed low and lunged forward, slashing at Jack's legs in return. "Now that's more like it, cupcake!"

HP: 31
Damage: 5
(( Huzzah! I'm so proud Jack! ))
medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 4 Total: 5 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:29 am


"I have meat in all the right places," he defended with a half-grin and a suggestive raise of his brows. Though it was true: he had no butt to speak of. Only his abs could redeem him.

Cursing at the retaliation, he tried to kick at her sais and dislodge them. "You know who you remind me of? My annoying a** cousin from Washington," Jack grumbled, swinging the zweihander low like a golf club. "Didn't know what 'no' meant."

HP: 19
Damage: well it was nice while it lasted

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 8:27 am


[spectator]

Nevada had deemed to sit far away. Enough to hear banter and enough to see the fight but not close enough to warrant any attention from the three. With Syormy and Gale having their moment, she he deemed in best to at least come and watch the finale match.

And it was satisfying in its own way to see Fini beating up Jack.

Ya you go girl. Nevada was rooting you on.
Kyrieko rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 7 Total: 15 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 11:56 am


Fini just gave him a look. Oh she just bet he had meat in 'all the right places'. And, sighing, she had to at least admit his abs were nice. No, she was not saying that one out loud! Instead, "I'm sure you do, Jackie. But I hate to be the one to say it," she tried not to smile and hold a serious face as she dodged his weapon. "Finn looks better without a shirt on." Why yes, Jack, she was insulting your gorgeous body.

She flashed a cheeky grin at him, looking very much like a feline toying with a mouse. "Awe, so you do like me then!" Fini teased.

Although she was pretty sure this wouldn't apply after she slammed the hilt of Vashi into his stomach.

HP: 31
Damage: 9 OTLLLL

Kyrieko

Hilarious Werewolf

medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 4 Total: 8 (2-16)

medigel

Anxious Spirit

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 12:12 pm


Jack scoffed again. "You're just saying that because you covered me with mud," he retorted. "And let's be clear, I said annoying a**--"

The rest got cut off as Fini winded him with a strategic blow. Doubled over briefly, he backed away and gasped for breath, the sword dragging in the mud as he did so. Owain murmured a warning that he couldn't keep up the shield for much longer, as if he couldn't tell already; stupid ******** giant. Not to mention it looked like Nevada was there just in time to watch him get his a** kicked. Today was just great.

He forgot whatever he had meant to say before the sai had interrupted him, instead gritting his teeth and lunging forward like the sword was suddenly a lance.

HP: 10
Damage: 2 I'll take it
Kyrieko rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 2 Total: 4 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:07 pm


"If that makes you feel better about your body." Fini shrugged, flashing him a much too sweet smile before his sentence was cut off. Really, Jack? You should have seen that one coming. She just snorted, eying him as he backed away. Watching and waiting for some sort of come back. She also noticed Nevada had arrived, sparing a smile for her before she saw movement from Jack.

Fini cursed and twisted in the mud to avoid being speared. But the tip of the sword caught her hip.

HP: 29 gj Jack u hit something!
Damage: maybe the dice feel bad

Kyrieko

Hilarious Werewolf


Seussi

Ice-Cold Hunter

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:31 pm


Spectating

Finn couldn't help but snicker a little, knowing full well that if Jack lost, while finding a dress that it's owner didn't mind having stretched out might be an issue, he could think of multiple other ways to dress the giant man that would make him just as unhappy.

He just had to put his faith in Fini, who Trynt seemed to be growing rather fond of the more they watched her fight, though who also wasn't trying to hide his opinion that Fini was really much too good for Finn.

He have the wyvern a mental glare with no comment added on, continuing to watch, now in amused silence, at the scene taking place in front of him. Silent, that was, until Fini made a comment about Jack's body that was both pleasing for Finn to hear, as well as hilarious enough to nearly have him choking on laughter. Somehow, however, he maintained his practiced composure, and his words, which were directed at Fini, came out smooth and full of unspoken promise.

"Flattery will get you everywhere, Sunshine."

It wasn't until then that he actually noticed Nevada's arrival. Glancing her way, he spared her only half a seconds worth of attention in the form of a cold glare before his eyes were back on the match.

"Come on, Darling. Pay attention. You haven't won just yet!"
medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 2 Total: 10 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 1:46 pm


This was true: she hadn't won yet, even if he was starting to feel his limbs drag.

"I always feel good about my body~" he purred, which was true; he could be s**t at everything else, but he did take care of himself. An a*****e, but at least a cleanly and in shape one.

With the lunge done, he swept the zweihander to the side to follow Fini's dodge as a follow up, keeping the sun hunter on her toes.

HP: 10
Damage: 4

medigel

Anxious Spirit

Kyrieko rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 2 Total: 5 (2-16)

Kyrieko

Hilarious Werewolf

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:40 pm


Finn's shout received a sinful look before she was forced to pay attention to Jack. Who was not as down and out as he'd been appearing. She snickered, jumping back to avoid his weapon. Or most of it. Fini felt the impact against her shin and hissed softly under her breath. Geezus too many things on her body were aching at this point.

"Awe, did you finally decide to take this fight seriously, Jackie?" She purred at him, on the defensive for the moment.

HP: 25
Damage: LOL nope
medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 2 Total: 5 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:45 pm


He fought not to roll his eyes and swung at her sais to try and keep up the pressure. "No-one ought to be calling me Jackie unless you're adding a Chan afterwards," he replied as a matter of factly. "And I am taking this fight seriously."

Sort of. If he'd really been taking it seriously, Fini probably would have been thrown too . . . Look, throwing people was a lot of fun okay.

HP: 10
Damage: pfftftfttf

medigel

Anxious Spirit

Kyrieko rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 1 Total: 3 (2-16)

Kyrieko

Hilarious Werewolf

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 2:57 pm


She pushed back against his sword, sais crossed while they had themselves a nice little chat. "The only thing I'll be adding after your name," Fini said breezily, feeling her feet slide just a little in the mud, "is 'a**'." UGH, she so wanted a shower. And shampoo. So tired of the mud!

And no, Jack, you could not throw her you giant.

HP: 25
Damage: sjdlfjsldjf
medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice: 5, 5 Total: 10 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:01 pm


Sigh fun ruiner.

"Very original," he drawled with a grin. "Haven't been called that one before, no sir. You know what's the fun part, though?" With his sword locked in her sais, all he could do was step forward and use his weight to try and push her down, or that the mud would make her slip. "These Halloween things, they worship someone called Jack~"

HP: 10
Damage: 4

medigel

Anxious Spirit


Seussi

Ice-Cold Hunter

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:11 pm


Spectator

"I'm starting to think you're planning in staying in there all day, Sunshine, instead of joining me for a private after party."

Finn was still amused, and the evidence was in the hidden laughter in his voice, but this was also getting a little bit boring, honestly.

He came to watch a fight, not a clumsy, muddy dance.

At Jacks words, Finn eye rolled "Are you proud to share a name with a bunch of freaks idol? Really?"
Kyrieko rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 1 Total: 8 (2-16)
PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:18 pm


Fini actually gave Jack a sheepish look, despite Finn's words. Although she did very much want to look into this... private after party. "Okay, so I'm not at my best right now. Sue me." She muttered, body slowly starting to tire out. "Jackass." Being taller and heavier than she was, it was only a matter of time before her feet slipped and she crashed to her knees. For the second time that day. But she kept her weapons locked with his.

For a few more seconds anyways. She waited until there was enough force being applied. And then she just ducked forward, letting him hopefully fall forward into the mud while she scrambled to the side.

HP: 21
Damage: 2

Kyrieko

Hilarious Werewolf

medigel rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 3 Total: 11 (2-16)

medigel

Anxious Spirit

PostPosted: Sun Oct 13, 2013 3:22 pm


"Atta girl~" At least he could say he reduced two girls to hit the ground today (quietly; Finn would probably kill him either way though). He fell forward and had to jerk his body awkwardly to prevent himself from falling over, but at least at garnered a laugh. If it was too boring, then their audience could leave. Go on. Shoo.

"Hey, I'll take sharing the name of a god-idol over the multitude of shitty puns I've had in my life." Jack spun and swung his weapon like a baseball bat while he still had a somewhat secure footing in the mud.

He was aiming for dat a**.

As revenge for her earlier smack of course.

HP: 8
Damage: 5
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