Jan 14 Wait. Is that about Peyton? Because there's nothing going on there, OK, that's totally platonic. Or well, there were misunderstandings, but.
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 And Maebe is just ******** with everyone. Not literally ******** everyone, I mean she's desperate.
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 Not that you'd have to be desperate. I hope. Right?
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 Good talk.
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 now dont you worry im not hurt ill feel out the situation and see if its reciprocal
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 got this handled
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 ill take em fishing itll be right subtle
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 I mean don't get me wrong, you'd have to be blind, but it's kind of a s**t situation for serious amorous endeavors, you know?
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 yes that's why you gotta have good backup like me
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 O wait did you mean you want me to tell peyton and maebe about your thing because that sounds like I might have to listen to feelings
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 Jesus Christ no
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 especially not peyton jesus christ
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 i was just trying to clear up any lurking misconceptions
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 then i appreciate you being up front like that its good points in my book ill put in a nice word
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 Also hate to inadvertently insult anyone by having them mistake my hesitation over the complications for a lack of appreciation, you know?
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 There's no shortage of appreciation, OK. I have eyes.
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 ill be sure to explain dont worry I have experience with shy boys
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 I object to the term shy. That's ******** unmanly. "Circumspect."
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 I dont think they'll mind if you're cut or not
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 wait wrong word nvm
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 and shys adorable you should work it for what its worh
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 And just to be sure I asked and they answered no so now you know they dont mind you're welcome
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 Wait what
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 dont worry your pretty head youre doing fine
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 I think we're talking at cross purposes
AMERICA JONES Jan 14 Oh I think kostyas havin a panic attack its okay ill get an answer from him during leave going now
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 wait
Obadiah Thompson Jan 14 what
Obadiah Thompson Jan 15 No.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 not a leg guy, huh? well I tried but red is like a man burrito ok, ill give you the results tomorrow
Obadiah Thompson Jan 16 No, OK, I love legs. I am totally a leg guy. But women's legs. I don't know where you got the impression I was after Kostya or any man
Obadiah Thompson Jan 16 But I am definitely definitely not
Obadiah Thompson Jan 16 Please do not attempt to deprive Bashmet of his clothing burrito, I do not want to see the results. Not even a little.
AMERICA JONES 4h sorry he said he wasn't interested in you like that
AMERICA JONES 4h wait
AMERICA JONES 4h what
AMERICA JONES 4h you sure
AMERICA JONES 4h is this the "not going after men" like you dont want them or like rep and how he's not gay
AMERICA JONES 4h except when he is
AMERICA JONES 4h yall are ******** complicated
Obadiah Thompson 4h Jesus ******** Christ. Do not ever ******** compare me to Rep again, in any way, unless it's to point out how much better I am in every way
Obadiah Thompson 4h I am not ******** gay. What made you think I was gay?
AMERICA JONES 4h Well you seemed sweet on him and not interested in me
AMERICA JONES 4h Have you seen me
Obadiah Thompson 4h Believe I have ******** seen you. What did you think the good word thing was about if not crass commentary on how ******** you are?
Obadiah Thompson 4h And how the ******** did I seem sweet on him? Jesus Christ
AMERICA JONES 4h scuse me but that message also included "since not interested" mister "opt out"
Obadiah Thompson 4h Oh god.
Obadiah Thompson 4h "Since you aren't interested" was the actual message. Good work, Bashmet.
Obadiah ******** Russians
AMERICA JONES 4h well you came when he called and you got all cozy during clean up and honestly if you were gay kostyas a ******** catch n he likes books
Obadiah Thompson 4h I thought he was trying to ******** you. All right? I was trying to encourage him. I thought you were into it. Thought he was too.
Obadiah Thompson 4h And I did not "come when he called." I like staying busy and he gave me an opportunity to kill a few hours.
Obadiah Thompson 4h I am not at Bashmet's beck and call.
AMERICA JONES 4h well okay then
AMERICA JONES 4h but just to be clear i am 10/10 would bang right
Obadiah Thompson 4h You are off the ******** charts
AMERICA JONES 4h ok good ill tell he can stop looking like that
Obadiah Thompson 4h If you're so sure you're a 10/10 would bang why the hell does my vote matter exactly
Obadiah Thompson 4h Do not make some America joke about every vote mattering in a democracy
AMERICA JONES 4h ive got my pride dang reject a girl twice before she even says so much as boo
Obadiah Thompson 4h "Reject" implies some type of actual offer being made which, correct me if my memory deceives, didn't occur
AMERICA JONES 3h well there was no point when you werent interested i can take a damn hint
Obadiah Thompson 3h I attempt to segregate my professional and personal life (such as it is). Don't go fishing around for validation, it's unbecoming.
Obadiah Thompson 3h You don't need every ******** man you encounter to tell you you're hot, just go be hot. It obviously comes naturally.
AMERICA JONES 3h sorry cant hear you over my fantastic everything
Obadiah Thompson 3h Atta girl
Trust Fall the ******** out of You
Obadiah Thompson 2h Did you get a summons to this ******** sensitivity thing
AMERICA JONES 2h oh god is it a sun meeting
Obadiah Thompson 2h Think it's interdivisional. Supposed to take someone with me.
Obadiah Thompson 2h What's your resume like as regards clandestinely mocking other people's emotions
Obadiah Thompson 2h Because I am pretty sure there's going to be feelings and that demands the right kind of appreciative audience
AMERICA JONES 2h jesus i need a ******** tip jar for all those three dollar words you toss out
AMERICA JONES 2h will there be cookies
Obadiah Thompson 2h What the hell three dollar word did I even use
AMERICA JONES 2h in case folks need to eat their feelings
Obadiah Thompson 2h There are probably snacks, yes. People are more willing to cooperate and open up about their feelings when there's snacks.
AMERICA JONES 2h when is it who else is gonna be there will you have to like trust fall
Obadiah Thompson 2h It's at 3:00 today. I don't know. And I also don't know. It'll be an adventure. Great unknown.
Obadiah Thompson 2h Preparedness is commendable but I think you have a tendency to deprive yourself of the pleasure of surprise. All those notes.
AMERICA JONES 2h i hope so ill catch you like a princess ill be there
It's not cancer
AMERICA JONES Jan 30 so whats the two months thing about anyway
Obadiah Thompson Jan 30 Inside joke
AMERICA JONES Jan 30 so its not like you have magic cancer and two months to live right
Obadiah Thompson Jan 30 Jesus Christ. No. I'm no more moribund than anyone else here. Why are you so hung up on the magic cancer thing?
AMERICA JONES Jan 30 have you ever woken up next to a corpse
AMERICA JONES Jan 30 it leaves an impression
Obadiah Thompson Jan ******** hell
Obadiah Thompson Jan 30 Good thing you weren't ever planning on waking up next to me then
AMERICA JONES Jan 30 well not if you were dying of hand cancer gotta say
AMERICA JONES Jan 30 girl has to have a line in the sand
Manly Friendships
AMERICA JONES 1h konstantin seems to care a lot for you despite him picking a fight
Obadiah Thompson 1h I already told you I'm not gay
AMERICA JONES 1h as a friend >sad
AMERICA JONES 1h even when he and mimsy werent getting along he didnt seem willing to actively do anything about it
AMERICA JONES 1h so im not sure if hes grown if theres something special about you but he doesnt seem ready to give up on anything
Obadiah Thompson 1h Can we all just stop acting like I'm dying?
AMERICA JONES 1h i say this because he lost his flashcards and whatall he was preparing and is shopping around for someone who can do a better feelings talk
AMERICA JONES 1h just imagine it with me for a moment
AMERICA JONES 59m everyday
AMERICA JONES 58m a new feelings talk from a new person
Obadiah Thompson 58m The thought is enough to make me wish I *was* dying.
Obadiah Thompson 57m And what flashcards? Surely his English is better than that
AMERICA JONES 56m hes being very earnest about all this
AMERICA JONES 56m hes a pro at taking care of folks but i think the actual caring about them is a bit new
AMERICA JONES 55m but he shouldnt have kicked you that was bad sad
Obadiah Thompson 52m Exactly what are you trying to accomplish here
AMERICA JONES 35m let him be helpful let him be of use to you
AMERICA JONES 35m if its a fight every time hes gonna fight
AMERICA JONES 33m and he doesnt like it anymore than you do "probably am not friend to him. am deserving." i mean what sad bullshit is this
Obadiah Thompson 32m He's the one that made it a ******** fight. What was I supposed to do? Drop everything and run to the infirmary again?
AMERICA JONES 31m maybe tell him youll try and mean it
AMERICA JONES 30m and thats my piece dont worry im done being a meddling selfrighteous c**t
AMERICA JONES 30m for today
Tips on Hot Angry Teacher
AMERICA JONES 2h what is caelius like how should i approach him youre in death is he more of a walk-in or should i arrange an appointment
Obadiah Thompson 2h Arrange an appointment, call him Sir a lot, and be aware that you are stupider than he is but don't act stupid.
Obadiah Thompson 2h Why the ******** are you talking to Caelius? I don't recommend it.
Obadiah Thompson 2h If you try to arrange an appointment and he snaps that he doesn't have the time for it, show up unannounced and be prepared to wait.
Obadiah Thompson 2h Stay focused and don't answer anything he says without thinking about it but don't think too long or he'll get pissed
AMERICA JONES 2h if you were a full hunter would you be okay with just mopping floors
Obadiah Thompson 2h What? Probably not if there was something else I could be doing. Why?
AMERICA JONES 2h looking into some things for a friend
AMERICA JONES 2h thank you smile
AMERICA JONES 2h and for holding my things and walking me back
Obadiah Thompson 2h For the love of God please do not go and ask Caelius s**t on someone else's behalf
Obadiah Thompson 2h If he thinks that person isn't self-sufficient enough to handle it herself he will not forget that
AMERICA JONES 2h dont worry i know how to politics he wont even guess
Obadiah Thompson 2h Be careful
AMERICA JONES 2h i will be
AMERICA JONES 9m he blocked my phone sad
Obadiah Thompson 5m That is honestly the best possible way that could have gone.
Sahara & Upset
Obadiah Thompson 2h <******** you and ******** Bashmet.
AMERICA JONES 2h good morning to you too
AMERICA JONES 2h is this a general surliness or did something happen
Obadiah Thompson 2h Two months.
Obadiah Thompson 2h Sixty days.
Obadiah Thompson 2h That's how long I will be in the ******** Sahara. With ******** Jan, thanks.
AMERICA JONES 2h werent you gonna try to get your weight up so you wouldnt
AMERICA JONES 2h i hope he gets eaten by bugs but i dont want you to
AMERICA JONES 2h i told him to do to the sahara and now he actually is this is great but you need to get fat asap
Obadiah Thompson 2h If they're willing to send Jan out there they're willing to send me out there plus or minus 15 pounds.
AMERICA JONES 2h what kind of pasta do you like
Obadiah Thompson 2h Sunny's telling me to put it on and this Death b***h is giving me a goddamned weight loss plan, I don't need any of this
AMERICA JONES 2h wait what weightloss you dont have any to lose you are weight bankrupt
AMERICA JONES 2h i think your division is taking that reaper thing too seriously
AMERICA JONES 2h i still have a day of leave left im picking you up some gain stuff
AMERICA JONES 2h how much do you exercise
Obadiah Thompson 1h If I don't go they're just going to send some other poor b*****d whose only sin was not being a fatass
AMERICA JONES 1h maybe them than you
AMERICA JONES 1h i mean look at jan
AMERICA JONES 1h he has a hell of a lot sins than that
AMERICA JONES 1h dont you turn going into some sort of good thing ok
AMERICA JONES 1h have you even been there
Sahara & Apologies
AMERICA JONES 3h how do you feel about the amazon konstantin says its nice
Obadiah Thompson 3h The reason I prevaricate so much is because your motives for asking this s**t are always suspect
AMERICA JONES 3h well if youre at another base when the sahara thing comes up maybe you wont have to go
AMERICA JONES 3h i always thought the reason was you just liked words more than you liked answering questions
Obadiah Thompson 3h How is being stuck in the Amazon at all preferable to being stuck in the Sahara, besides the lack of Jan?
AMERICA JONES 3h because as far as i know the amazon doesnt have body snatcher bugs underneath the dirt thatll take you over or giant acid puking worms
Obadiah Thompson 3h Please stop
AMERICA JONES 3h will you at least make an effort to not go there please
Obadiah Thompson 3h If they're willing to send Jan they're willing to send me whether I gorge myself for two months or not. I'm not going to debase myself to
Obadiah Thompson 3h avoid doing what is, I should remind you, my job
AMERICA JONES 3h that doesnt make it okay and it shouldnt mean just give up
AMERICA JONES 3h 10 minutes
AMERICA JONES 3h thats how long it took for us to attacked there
Obadiah Thompson 3h the guys im replacing have been out there months
AMERICA JONES 3h and it wasnt head on okay
Obadiah Thompson 3h are you stressing out because you dont want me to go or because you feel guilty
AMERICA JONES 3h out of how many
AMERICA JONES 3h I dont want you to go.
Obadiah Thompson 2h i used to work in restaurants & whenever some a*****e would say he didnt sign up to do dishes or break down chickens he learned or got fired
Obadiah Thompson 2h they dont fire people here
Obadiah Thompson 2h i dont want to do this but i probably have to and you telling me how quickly and painfully i am going to die isnt making things any easier
AMERICA JONES 2h then dont just accept this dont talk to me about some other poor b*****d going in your place other
AMERICA JONES 2h P
AMERICA JONES 2h oor bastards dont matter jesus why should i make this easy for you
Obadiah Thompson 2h i'm sorry
Obadiah Thompson 2h i also cant help but notice that between you and me and bashmet im the only one who ever ******** apologizes for anything
AMERICA JONES 1h if you want a sorry then im sorry i asked you to prove you were fine when i knew you werent and im sorry for trusting your welfare to the
AMERICA JONES 1h infirmary
AMERICA JONES 1h im sorry and it doesnt change a damn thing
Obadiah Thompson 1h id have gotten picked up for this eventually. the entire ******** sahara situation isnt your fault
Valentine's (post kitten)
Obadiah Thompson 8h So are they poisoned or what
AMERICA JONES 8h theyre delicious im eating the rest right now youre welcome
Obadiah Thompson 8h They are. Thank you. Tummy rubs will have to stand in the stead of any actual gifts. Sorry I'm a deadbeat.
AMERICA JONES 8h it was nice
AMERICA JONES 8h feeling all small and cared for
Obadiah Thompson 8h I thought you didn't like feeling like a dependent.
AMERICA JONES 7h theres a difference but its been years since the one and months for the other
AMERICA JONES 7h i dont think id have liked it for too long its just something i didnt realize id missed
Obadiah Thompson 7h I'm glad I could help.
Obadiah Thompson 7h I'm sure if you wanted to feel cared for again you could arrange it without needing to be suddenly transformed into a small animal.
AMERICA JONES 6h smile
AMERICA JONES 6h happy valentines day
Rants & Truths
AMERICA JONES 21h you should get those bandages if youre set on going
Obadiah Thompson 16h It's on the list. ******** Life course.
AMERICA JONES 12h play with another person but not jan and dont forget the save point word
AMERICA JONES 12h do you have a torch when i was there someone used one and it bought us some time
Obadiah Thompson 12h Save point word? And yes I do.
AMERICA JONES 12h "constructum" for the extra chances if you play with someone else
Obadiah Thompson 12h What the ********? Where does one acquire all this secret ******** knowledge? Do you know how often I've passed out in that room?
AMERICA JONES 12h the cute asian life guy with the glasses was there when me and konstantin did it
AMERICA JONES 12h i passed out a lot sad
AMERICA JONES 12h but i won first and got the higher score
AMERICA JONES 12h kostya got pretty loopy at the end and they kept playing russian music to startle him
Obadiah Thompson 12h Sounds about right. I tried it with Peyton and Kat but there was nothing about a ******** save point. If you're pulling my leg I swear to god
AMERICA JONES 12h have i ever once pulled your leg if you want i can show you
Obadiah Thompson 11h I don't know, you brought me dessert and it was cover for trying to tell me I was unable to be an adult, if that counts
AMERICA JONES 8h i was trying to multitask and thought interventing would be better with pie and icecream anyway
AMERICA JONES 8h everything is better with pie and icecream
AMERICA JONES 8h and i didnt tell you that you were unable to be an adult >sad
AMERICA JONES 8h just that you werent very clever at being anorexic
AMERICA JONES 8h just as well say you werent able to be a proper teenage girl
AMERICA JONES 7h but true that did go badly and voided the treat
Obadiah Thompson 5h It is just one ******** insult after another with you
AMERICA JONES 5h dont sulk lets have a do over
AMERICA JONES 5h "thank you for helping with the fire clean up i owe you one"
Obadiah Thompson 4h too ******** late
AMERICA JONES 4h dont go wasting perfectly good favours
Obadiah Thompson 4h I am not anorexic. I am not a teenage girl. I am not any under ******** delusions about the way I look, so thanks for continuing to point out
Obadiah Thompson 4h how freakish I am. I really appreciate it.
Obadiah Thompson 4h As far as wasting favors goes, I helped you out w/ the basement chaos, I held your s**t for you when your room was flooded out, and I went
Obadiah Thompson 4h out into a ******** typhoon to save your irresponsible a** from yourself and ******** apologized for it when I saw you were disappointed
Obadiah Thompson 4h before you realized what you'd done to yourself. You've repaid it by constantly insulting my ability to be live my own life and take care
Obadiah Thompson 4h of my own ******** problems and by harping on the fact that I'm probably going to die a swift and painful death in two months. So let's talk
Obadiah Thompson 4h about wasting perfectly good favors
AMERICA JONES 4h 1 - i thought so at the time and you never explained just denied
AMERICA JONES 4h 2 - i ******** never
AMERICA JONES 4h 3 - i repeat thank you i appreciate it i owe you one
AMERICA JONES 4h 4 - i was fine but appreciate that you cared enough to go out there
AMERICA JONES 4h 5 - i never ******** said you couldnt take care of yourself i just want you to not die
AMERICA JONES 4h im not going to apologize for valuing your life more than your feelings
AMERICA JONES 4h AND YOUVE GOTTEN ME ENTIRELY OFF THE POINT WHICH IS THAT I HAVE NEVER LIED TO YOU OBADIAH THOMPSON AND NEVER WILL
AMERICA JONES 4h so when i give you information just take it because its true youre welcome
Obadiah Thompson 3h you are ******** infuriating
AMERICA JONES 3h i can live with that
Obadiah Thompson 3h Did you ******** Jan? Since you're not lying about anything.
AMERICA JONES 3h twice first time i didnt know it was him second time because reasons
AMERICA JONES 3h thats not even a secret that a*****e told me it was him on twitter
Obadiah Thompson 3h Are you frequently in the habit of ******** men whose names you don't even know or did you make an exception for him
AMERICA JONES 3h is there any other part of my sexual history you feel particularly entitled to
Obadiah Thompson 3h If I were more clever and less disgusted with you I'd say "its immediate future"
Obadiah Thompson 3h As it is, no, and thank you for satisfying my morbid curiosity. You have bad taste.
AMERICA JONES 3h not often but sometimes yes i like to have anonymous sex with men who i know will give me a bad turn given half a chance
AMERICA JONES 3h well you can keep the disgust
AMERICA JONES 3h crueler men than you have tried to shame me and failed everyone of them so save it
Obadiah Thompson 3h It's less the anonymous thing than the Jan thing. I just think you made a mistake not getting a name this time.
Obadiah Thompson 3h Because it's Jan.
Obadiah Thompson 3h But then you ******** him again so maybe it doesn't matter.
AMERICA JONES 3h i approve of any disgust sent his way but my reasons are my own and i dont regret it
Obadiah Thompson 1h So it is some sort of degradation kink? ******** people you're disgusted by and want other people to be disgusted by, I mean.
Obadiah Thompson 1h Never mind, this is none of my business. You just don't seem like the type.
AMERICA JONES 57m youre right its not your business but you dont get to speculate and go nevermind
AMERICA JONES 56m its the opposite
AMERICA JONES 54m its not a degradation its a war that i enjoy winning
Obadiah Thompson 38m You realize he probably looks at it the same way?
AMERICA JONES 33m i thought so but im not sure anymore
AMERICA JONES 33m be careful around him
Obadiah Thompson 32m He sees you as a conquest, so all you succeeded in doing was stroking his ego and ******** someone disgusting. Congrats.
Obadiah Thompson 32m You don't know the half of it when it comes to Jan, OK.
AMERICA JONES 29m i dont think hes nearly so simple as some high school a*****e
Obadiah Thompson 28m He doesn't have to be.
AMERICA JONES 27m have you slept with him
Obadiah Thompson 22m Jesus Christ, no. Have we not established that I am not gay? If it ruffles your feathers to talk about it, tell me to shut up.
Obadiah Thompson 22m Not that it does me any good to tell you that ever, but it might be worth a shot in your case, since I actually respect you enough to
Obadiah Thompson 22m accommodate you.
AMERICA JONES 15m i meant youre working with limited information and experience with the man ok
AMERICA JONES 14m id say youre worth a dozen of him but his existence is a negative and im pretty sure thatd be an insult if i remember the maths correct
AMERICA JONES 13m so just settle for the fact that hes a hobby and youre someone i actually care enough about to have this conversation with
Obadiah Thompson 15m You're mistaken if you think my motive for asking is jealousy
AMERICA JONES 2m i think your motive for asking has already been made clear
AMERICA JONES 2m - nosy ned
Obadiah Thompson 1m They put me in this division for a reason.
Invitations and Advice
Feb 21 While I still don't appreciate what you did, I don't want you to think that you or Bashmet are responsible for this mission.
Obadiah Thompson Feb 21 So don't, because you aren't.
AMERICA JONES 10h not gonna stop trying to help either way
Obadiah Thompson 8h Didn't figure I could stop you. Congratulations on getting your phone back.
AMERICA JONES 8h i kinda snuck in and grabbed it early but really a pager i didnt even know those were around anymore
AMERICA JONES 8h next time you have jungle watch ill show you my treehouse
Obadiah Thompson 8h Interesting euphemism.
AMERICA JONES 8h itll be fun!
Obadiah Thompson 8h For one of us
Obadiah Thompson 8h I regret that message instantly.
AMERICA JONES 7h its okay all I read was "yes I would enjoy your company america jones and would like to see that treehouse it sounds neat"
Obadiah Thompson 7h Maybe some day.
AMERICA JONES 7h smile
Obadiah Thompson 7h Maybe you should try ignoring him.
AMERICA JONES 7h its ******** hard im not the sit quiet type and id rather deal with him here than have him come find me in person
Obadiah Thompson 7h Since when are you the type to avoid doing something just because it's hard?
AMERICA JONES 7h ignoring him isnt doing anything other than hoping he goes away if i pretend long enough but may as well give it a go
AMERICA JONES 6h thank you for not saying the thing
Kittens vs Eagle
8h got minipet duty with man that a*****e is everywhere lately but im being hella mature and ignoring him
AMERICA JONES 8h this is me graciously following your concerned and friendly advice
Obadiah Thompson 8h I hope it makes your day somewhat less miserable
AMERICA JONES 8h well i iprobably wont get punished for choking him out again so theres that
Obadiah Thompson 8h Again?
AMERICA JONES 8h there was an incident
Obadiah Thompson 8h Going to assume you aren't referring to a harmless asphyxiation kink. Shame you didn't finish the job.
AMERICA JONES 8h yeah i got pulled away and lectured instead but its for the best
AMERICA JONES 8h i wasnt in control sad
AMERICA JONES 8h he brought up my mother again and said my daddy missed me and i should go visit and i just saw red
AMERICA JONES 8h its not an excuse for losing it though if id had my weapon summoned id be in deep s**t
Obadiah Thompson 8h Jesus Christ. What an a*****e
Obadiah Thompson 8h You didn't though.
Obadiah Thompson 8h Give it five weeks and you get a two month vacation from him
AMERICA JONES 7h sad can you get another partner for this
Obadiah Thompson 7h He's an a*****e but he doesn't try to get under my skin like he does with you. I'll be fine.
Obadiah Thompson 7h It is impossible to have a serious conversation with you on this thing with that eagle staring at me.
AMERICA JONES 7h hes an opprotunist and i dont doubt hell use any bit of trouble you have to his own advantage
AMERICA JONES 7h whats wrong with my eagle sad
Obadiah Thompson 7h He doesn't know Jack s**t about my troubles and I don't intend to let him find out
AMERICA JONES 7h its a serious ******** eagle obadiah thompson
AMERICA JONES 7h good
Obadiah Thompson 7h And if he does I'll live. I've got plenty of experience shrugging it off
Obadiah Thompson 7h The fact that it's a serious ******** eagle is the problem. I keep imagining it pouting every time you sad
AMERICA JONES 7h well thats interesting mr kittens
Obadiah Thompson 7h That's different. They're cuter than I am. Not the case with you and the damn leaf
Obadiah Thompson 7h Eagle rather
AMERICA JONES 6h wink
AMERICA JONES 6h i hope you just imagined a serious eagle giving you a flirty wink
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Obadiah Thompson 2h I can't decide if that's better or worse for the purposes of focus.
AMERICA JONES 2h youre a hard man to please
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apologies: the bromance continues
Obadiah Thompson 1h When I was a little kid I used to be a huge jerk to my little brother Mal. My dad would always make me go apologize and I could never
Obadiah Thompson 1h understand why Mal didn't just get over it, until a couple of years ago when I really, really ******** up and actually apologized to him
Obadiah Thompson 1h probably for the first time in my ******** life. And what he told me was that he always resented, not me, but our dad, for making me lie to
Obadiah Thompson 1h him. This isn't a great story. But you know what I'm getting at.
AMERICA JONES 1h i didnt tell konstantin he had to do anything i just explained that he /should/ as much for him as anything else
AMERICA JONES 1h he was upset enough to be screaming taym
AMERICA JONES 1h if it makes you both feel better to say i ordered him to behave decently toward a friend then have it
Obadiah Thompson 1h He takes every suggestion from you as an order.
AMERICA JONES 1h hes capable of reason and i respect it when he refuses or when hes uncomfortable with something
AMERICA JONES 1h did you guys talk it out or are you going to be shitty toward one another for awhile
Obadiah Thompson 1h If he stops telling me what a child he thinks I am I have no intention of holding a grudge.
AMERICA JONES 1h thank you sad i want expecting him to do that but he hasnt been sleeping much lately and there's been nightmares
AMERICA JONES 1h hopefully it was just stress from the promo and itll pass but its been wearing on him
Obadiah Thompson 1h We all have nightmares. He'll get over it.
Mystery Date
AMERICA JONES 19h well after hearing his end i guess i can see why that apology didnt come off so well but at least hes honest that man sometimes i swear
Obadiah Thompson 19h What did he say exactly
AMERICA JONES 19h nothing bad. apologies. but not sorry. try to explain, not sure if he get it.
AMERICA JONES 18h he said you and i needed to talk but i explained we have been and all is well
AMERICA JONES 18h one day he is going to learn "sorry not sorry" and his sass will reach a fearsome level
Obadiah Thompson 18h Perish the ******** thought. He's already unbearable
Obadiah Thompson 18h We don't need to talk.
AMERICA JONES 18h sad well now it sounds unfriendly when you say it like that
AMERICA JONES 17h we should probably talk
AMERICA JONES 17h we can watch the pairs short program ill bring popcorn
Obadiah Thompson 15h We don't need to talk.
AMERICA JONES 14h okay can we not talk then and watch figure skating anyway
Obadiah Thompson 8h Do you have a TV?
AMERICA JONES 8h naw but i know where i can borrow a laptop
Obadiah Thompson 7h Pies and sleepover supplies and laptops. You just have all the connections.
AMERICA JONES 7h pies were gonna expire in the kitchen freezes sleep over supplies were all my own hard work except for some of the posters and movies
AMERICA JONES 7h by the by i think your poster turned out nice mark has a good eye
AMERICA JONES 7h and the av guy is nice he lends stuff like movies and laptops if you ask nicely
Obadiah Thompson 6h Wait. Poster?
AMERICA JONES 6h yes it was a cute game kind of like pin the tail on the donkey only with kissy stickers and girls could win the posters
AMERICA JONES 6h of hunters
Obadiah Thompson 6h Oh Jesus Christ. Please tell me it was an offensive drawing and not an actual photo. That is ******** up.
AMERICA JONES 6h i called it Mystery Date and it got really competitive
AMERICA JONES 6h maebe and mimsy are hella fierce with each other gotta say
Obadiah Thompson 6h I'm trying to decide on what part of this to be most horrified by and it's impossible to settle. AMERICA JONES
6h dont worry mimsy traded yours to maebe so it wont get sciences
AMERICA JONES 6h or anything weird
Obadiah Thompson 6h Oh my god. I am sure she's had a swell time vandalizing it.
AMERICA JONES 6h An
AMERICA JONES 6h its a nice picture i have spares if you want one
Obadiah Thompson 6h You realize it's really creepy that people were being photographed unawares, right? Do I even wanna know? I don't. I don't wanna know.
AMERICA JONES 6h well theres video cameras all over the place as long as its not in rooms or the potty its not too bad
Obadiah Thompson 6h That's different.
AMERICA JONES 6h not particularly
Obadiah Thompson 6h Working here you implicitly agree to being taped for security reasons. I did not implicitly agree to having my picture hanging up in
Obadiah Thompson 6h Maebe's bedroom for her to undoubtedly deface
AMERICA JONES 6h okay ill ask for it back and give you the spares
Obadiah Thompson 6h The damage is ******** done, OK, don't make it worse than it is.
AMERICA JONES 5h then im sorry and i dont know how thatd make things worse maebe is nice shell understand
Obadiah Thompson 5h "Maebe is nice." Thank you for that. Laughter's good for the soul.
AMERICA JONES 5h >sad
AMERICA JONES 5h well shes nice to me okay ill tell mark to keep you out of the trader cards too
Obadiah Thompson 5h Trading cards... for ******** sake, America.
AMERICA JONES 5h what since theyd be for profit i was gonna get releases
Obadiah Thompson 5h How old are you anyway? Acting like a boy-crazy middle-schooler. It's disconcerting.
Obadiah Thompson 5h How very entrepreneurial of you
AMERICA JONES 5h i am 18 thank you and if you think that ends with middle school you dont know enough women because all that happens is they hide it better
AMERICA JONES 5h now how old are you to be pooh-poohing at me like an auntie
Obadiah Thompson 5h 48
AMERICA JONES 5h i have never lied to you obadiah Thom
AMERICA JONES 5h Pain
AMERICA JONES 5h fcking auto correct im gonna get mad
AMERICA JONES 5h i call bullshit you are too much boy to be that old
Obadiah Thompson 4h What the hell does too much boy mean
AMERICA JONES 4h it means a lot of things and its not easy to explain but none if its bad and i know middle aged men taym
Obadiah Thompson 4h I'll bet you do
AMERICA JONES 4h are you taking a tone with me mister
Obadiah Thompson 4h "Too much boy" and yet I'm the one taking a tone
AMERICA JONES 4h my tone is ******** fond as hell a*****e
Obadiah Thompson 4h People don't believe me when I say 25 either. I've gotten in the habit of just naming a random number.
AMERICA JONES 4h thank you for telling me the truth
Artifacts and Gossiping about Boys
AMERICA JONES 3h what do you know about artifacts
Obadiah Thompson 2h Very little. Why?
AMERICA JONES 2h thinking bout going to get one
AMERICA JONES 2h could be a food advantage in bad situations
AMERICA JONES 2h *good
AMERICA JONES 2h although maybe there is a horn of plenty type thing i could get behind that
AMERICA JONES 2h but id rather something like scotlands
Obadiah Thompson 2h If you need any help, let me know. Preferably sans Bashmet, I can't deal with that smug ******** right now.
AMERICA JONES 2h he wont come he got this look on his face and some other project and yes I need you please
Obadiah Thompson 2h Promise me this isn't some stupid underhanded attempt at intervention or otherwise spending time trying to convince me to draft dodge.
AMERICA JONES 2h no it an excellent plan get every advantage possible thank you
Obadiah Thompson 2h Thank you.
Obadiah Thompson 2h Let me know when you need me, my entire day right now is pretty much being buried in notes.
AMERICA JONES 2h ok thank you tell me if you have any recs for who else to bring I was thinking one or two but cant decide
AMERICA JONES 2h peyton or maebe or rep or solomon
Obadiah Thompson 2h Jesus Christ none of the above? Except maybe Peyton, maybe.
Obadiah Thompson 2h Your taste in company is so ******** bad I'm considering being insulted by that fond comment earlier
AMERICA JONES 2h the noah kid seems nice and theres this little sigs
AMERICA JONES 2h *s**t in the basement and hes fun to get running around
AMERICA JONES 2h my taste is awesome because i am awesome dont be grumpy youre welcome
Obadiah Thompson 2h Noah seems like a good kid and I am an advocate of sending new people on missions, it's good for them.
Obadiah Thompson 2h I think Noah and Peyton have a thing. Young love.
AMERICA JONES 2h oh nooo omg thats hella cute
Obadiah Thompson 2h I endorse it. She gives her heart away at the drop of a hat and normally to assholes who'll just break it. Again: he seems like a good kid.
AMERICA JONES 2h yes hes a cutie i hope she bullies him a bit
Family
3m jans talking about your family i dont know what to do
Obadiah Thompson 2m Ignore him. He doesn't know anything about my family and if he did whatever he had to say wouldn't matter.
AMERICA JONES 1m okay
Obadiah Thompson 9h Are you all right?
Bad Reputation
57m i forgive you for being an a*****e
Obadiah Thompson 49m Don't recall asking for it, but thanks.
AMERICA JONES 36m well now you dont even have to be sorry so youre welcome
Obadiah Thompson 24m It's a little grating being classed in the same category as Rep and Lawrence, you know?
AMERICA JONES 16m rep is gay and taken and a little like a brother anyway and lawr was something generally classified as a ******** so you are mistaken
AMERICA JONES 10m my standards have ******** context so dont you ******** assume you know whats what mister
Obadiah Thompson 4m If Rep was my brother I'd change my last name
AMERICA JONES 1m you just gotta know how to handle him
AMERICA JONES 1m but hes a good guy to have on your side
AMERICA JONES 1m your side being the key of course
Obadiah Thompson 41s I don't want to have this conversation.
AMERICA JONES 4s
? AMERICA JONES 3s okay
Warning
6h lawrence said hed encountered whats waiting in the sahara before said training and hard work wont make a difference
AMERICA JONES 6h you should figure out what he knows i tried but he just asked an a*****e question instead of answering
Obadiah Thompson 4h I'll do what I can but just from what I saw in our debriefing I suspect he's an insufferable a*****e. Like most of my ******** division.
AMERICA JONES 4h well i have noticed a bit if a trend
AMERICA JONES 4h cant blame you hes unreliable as ******** said hed make sure you came back in one breath then made it clear GE
AMERICA JONES 4h hed throw youre life and however many it took under a bus to save his skin
AMERICA JONES 4h then went back to saying hed do his best i mean really
Obadiah Thompson 3h America. Chill out. I'll be fine.
AMERICA JONES 3h sad
Obadiah Thompson 3h Save one of your leave days next month. If you want.
Obadiah Thompson 3h If you can't, forget I mentioned it.
AMERICA JONES 3h its yours
Coping Mechanisms
Obadiah Thompson 19h I'm going to talk to Lawrence, if it makes you feel any better.
AMERICA JONES 18h it does and doesnt at the same time
Obadiah Thompson 18h It'll be fine. You ******** him twice and lived to tell the tale. I'm sure I can survive a business conversation.
AMERICA JONES 13h three there was a situation and i used him to cope and of course you will hes just really really aggravating
Obadiah Thompson 9h Find someone better to cope with next time
AMERICA JONES 9h it wasnt nice i wasnt nice
AMERICA JONES 9h sometimes you need someone to put everybit of awful into but i wouldnt to anybody i liked
AMERICA JONES 9h the golem i woke up in was dead it didnt have a heart beat pulse body heat im going to figure out how to deal better if it happens again
Obadiah Thompson 9h I can't believe I am advocating violence as a preferable alternative to sex in any situation but here I am.
Obadiah Thompson 9h You have disappointed me right into an unprecedented opinion. Good work.
AMERICA JONES 8h if youre talking about sparring i will never ever spar because im mad or want to hurt someone i said ill figure a way out that doesnt
AMERICA JONES 8h him or a ******** panic attack
Obadiah Thompson 8h I was more suggesting breaking his nose. I'm right with you on sparring as a means for real aggression. ******** disgusting.
AMERICA JONES 8h people doing that s**t get creepy as ******** too
AMERICA JONES 8h a girl crazy laughed at me during a spar the other week gave me the heebie jeebies
AMERICA JONES 8h or maybe it was more of a villain laugh
Easy
Obadiah Thompson 3h Lawrence is disgusting but I think you're too hard on him. Ease off, he's got a lot of s**t going on.
AMERICA JONES 3h jesus wept
AMERICA JONES 3h what did he tell you to inspire this bullshit
Obadiah Thompson 3h Cut him some ******** slack the man's daughter just died
AMERICA JONES 3h yeah he mentioned that while talking about yours
Obadiah Thompson 3h It's a ******** of a lot to deal with.
AMERICA JONES 3h for a decent human being yeah but hes a con man taym backread his ******** twitter sometime
AMERICA JONES 2h youre a good man taym and he is not try to remember that
Obadiah Thompson 2h Just because he's not a good man doesn't mean he's inhuman. I still don't trust him any further than I could throw him but go easy.
AMERICA JONES 2h no
AMERICA JONES 2h i may have ******** him but im not about to let him ******** me over
Obadiah Thompson 2h If not taking it is easy is letting him ******** you no wonder you're not inclined to actual charity.
AMERICA JONES 2h "letting him"
AMERICA JONES 2h you still dont get it but that is besides the point
AMERICA JONES 2h but go ahead you let him play that sad daddy song and dance to it
AMERICA JONES 2h just dont stick your neck out too far
Obadiah Thompson 2h Do you really think that?
Obadiah Thompson 2h That I'm a good man.
AMERICA JONES 2h Yes.
Game of Life
23h have you got your bandaids yet
Obadiah Thompson 23h My what?
Obadiah Thompson 23h Oh. No. Soon.
AMERICA JONES 23h as soon as possible you mean what if you get slammed with smaller missions this month or the power goes out again dont put it off
AMERICA JONES 23h in fact once im done finding a damn door ill swing by and well do it today
EZ Cake
Obadiah Thompson 2h Let me know how it goes, if you do decide to transfer.
AMERICA JONES 2h of course i will then you can make me a cake to celebrate
Obadiah Thompson 2h I'm a terrible baker. Can I just buy it?
AMERICA JONES 2h deal!
Obadiah Thompson 2h That was easier than expected. Keep me updated on what the process is like.
AMERICA JONES 49m well i started out having to do a lot of repairs in the basement with konstantins help because edith said less would be taken out of my pay
AMERICA JONES 48m if i didnt just leave it to moon and then i helped with some other repair things and i guess simon noticed because im getting more and more
AMERICA JONES 48m building projects so i think its kind of accepted that ill transfer there when i get promoted
AMERICA JONES 47m edith is nice though so i dont think itd be a fuss either way
AMERICA JONES 46m well nice-ish shes kinda all business and orders
AMERICA JONES 42m her taste in food is kinda sketchy though i am open minded to weird things but i dont think ez cheese should be used like that
Obadiah Thompson 31m I don't think EZ Cheese should be used for anything. Nor legally allowed to call itself cheese.
Obadiah Thompson 25m Also just typing "EZ" made me recoil almost as much as the thought of eating canned cheese product. So thanks for that.
AMERICA JONES 22m i like it when you get all snooty
Obadiah Thompson 21m I am not being snooty I just have standards.
AMERICA JONES 20m its pretty cute gotta say
Obadiah Thompson 15m Condescending.
AMERICA JONES 11m well sometimes you are pretty condescending but sometimes its cute too when its silly things like having to type ez or acting miss manners
Obadiah Thompson 5m I was referring to you, but golly, thanks.
AMERICA JONES now sincere affection and youre welcome
Demands
Obadiah Thompson 29m right here right now
Obadiah Thompson 29m youre never letting him touch you again
Obadiah Thompson 28m thats not a ******** command its a question ebfore you get all indignant
Obadiah Thompson 27m actually no
Obadiah Thompson 27m its a ******** command
Obadiah Thompson 27m you are never letting him touch you again
AMERICA JONES 21m that would be an ideal future yes
Obadiah Thompson 18m well the future had better ******** look ideal from where youre standing
AMERICA JONES 17m well see what tomorrow brings and go from there smile
Obadiah Thompson 15m Jan @Ispeakfeline
Oh if I do not end up banished there will be. I love her, you see.
Obadiah Thompson 15m you are never letting him touch you again
AMERICA JONES 13m hes insane ill give you my notes i found out a fair bit in that fight but bottom line is the man doesnt know what he wants
AMERICA JONES 12m and maybe he thinks ive got it
AMERICA JONES 12m and he is insane
Obadiah Thompson 12m idgaf about any of that s**t. no ******** s**t hes insane
AMERICA JONES 10m so please trust that im not exactly keen on his company and you dont need to go making demands for my own good because i know
Obadiah Thompson 8m its not for your good
Obadiah Thompson 8m its for mine
Obadiah Thompson 8m because i need to know that if he touches you again you didnt let him
AMERICA JONES 5m i saw him in the lobby today
AMERICA JONES 4m for a moment i thought i had fallen asleep alone and that i was going to wake up bloody again
AMERICA JONES 2m i do not want to think about him touching me again
Obadiah Thompson 1m good
Tattoos
AMERICA JONES 8h maybe a set of bloody dice
AMERICA JONES 8h Or yosemite Sam
AMERICA JONES 8h a wizard staring into a crystal ball o the ball could be one of my boobs
AMERICA JONES 8h think kon would appreciate his face drawn between my tits?
Obadiah Thompson 8h if this revenge for not letting you touch the beard im going to go shave out of spite
Obadiah Thompson 8h i knew a meth head once that had a giant naked angel chestpiece with his wife's face and the angel's n****e was his n****e
Obadiah Thompson 8h disproportionately gigantic across the angel's badly rendered tit
AMERICA JONES 8h if i stop youll let me touch it then?
Obadiah Thompson 8h i dont follow your logic, but no, regardless
AMERICA JONES 8h if i did that i would be the angel too
Obadiah Thompson 8h are you actually going to get a tattoo or are you just tormenting me
AMERICA JONES 8h yeah me n pey are getting it done on our girldate
Obadiah Thompson 8h the idea of peyton with a tattoo is baffling
Obadiah Thompson 8h get something big and tacky like a ******** rainbow dolphin swimming through a sea of butterflies
AMERICA JONES 8h more like hella cute dont play shes a pocket hottie
AMERICA JONES 8h ill get me riding a unicorn thats stabbing lawrence with its horn and cael in the balls and also butterflies
Obadiah Thompson 8h let's just agree to never even mention lawrence in these messages at all and you can add cael to the list while youre at it
AMERICA JONES 8h ok! smile
Obadiah Thompson 8h well thats not ******** suspicious at all
AMERICA JONES 8h cant i agree with you
Obadiah Thompson 8h not with that ******** smiley face you cant
AMERICA JONES 8h ok! sad
AMERICA JONES 7h whyd you change your armband is there some meaning behind the new one
Obadiah Thompson 7h the meaning is: tribal barbed wire is for 18 yr old assholes who think the run the world
AMERICA JONES 7h probably need to get one then maybe ill take leslie too
Obadiah Thompson 7h that seems about right for him yeah
Obadiah Thompson 7h it's better now, right? i get a couple points upgrade in your file or whatever, i hope
AMERICA JONES 7h i like the new one didnt mind the old one but then it fit the type of person i first figured you for
AMERICA JONES 7h new ones better
Obadiah Thompson 7h what type was that? a*****e who thought he ran the world?
AMERICA JONES 7h hard in a way like life had maybe done you a few bad turns and maybe you wanted to give them back in kind
AMERICA JONES 7h had an uncle that ran a meth lab and later went to prison when I visited there were folks like that
AMERICA JONES 7h but 10 minutes of talking to you and i knew id been wrong
Obadiah Thompson 7h i cant decide which half of that is more insulting
Obadiah Thompson 7h you are a constant ******** delight
AMERICA JONES 7h it was a poor assumption and im sorry for it
Obadiah Thompson 7h so what am i now, if not an angry meth addict
AMERICA JONES 6h someone reliable and who chooses to be gentle kind of an a*****e and cutely snooty but surprisingly sweet in certain ways
Obadiah Thompson 6h you are welcome to continue telling me nice things about me any time you like its a nice change of pace
AMERICA JONES 6h a person who hides his smiles like little treasures and a big sulker when i get your back up a shy boy who likes the last word
AMERICA JONES 6h stubborn until you realize im right
Obadiah Thompson 6h see only about half of these are compliments but thats still raising your batting average
AMERICA JONES 6h hardworking but you turn it against yourself like thats all youve got to offer
AMERICA JONES 6h a man who likes his words like theyre his most favourite playground which makes him fun to talk to but also a terrible prevaricator
AMERICA JONES 6h an awful man who wont let a sweet young girl touch his manly whiskers
Obadiah Thompson 6h you can stop there thanks i regret asking
AMERICA JONES 6h You're complicated but worth it
Obadiah Thompson 6h and a badass bombshell dont forget
AMERICA JONES 6h Bs all the way honey
Trust in Mark
AMERICA JONES marks a good dude if you have trouble with you know who you should ask him help
Obadiah Thompson Mar 15 Mark seems like a decent guy but he's impossible to talk to if you don't have tits to keep his attention
Obadiah Thompson Mar 15 He's also batshit insane but given that his brand of insanity is being a geeky perv and not shooting people I'll give him a pass
AMERICA JONES Mar 15 hes helpful especially when it comes to your boss just sayin
AMERICA JONES Mar 15 you just have to stick to your guns and ignore the nerd stuff when talking with him
Victory Garden
AMERICA JONES what kind of veggies are your favourite
AMERICA JONES 6h if there were more fresh herbs and s**t would you make me food more often
AMERICA JONES 6h can i rub your jaw
Obadiah Thompson 6h 1. If youre going grocery shopping get a couple of lemons because they improve almost everything. Also beets, artichokes
Obadiah Thompson 6h 2. I think you have mistakenly extrapolated my superhuman omelet skills into general culinary expertise. i cant cook much
Obadiah Thompson 6h 3. maybe
AMERICA JONES 6h 1 were making a garden smile
AMERICA JONES 6h 2 is that a yes or a no
AMERICA JONES 6h 3 biggrin
Obadiah Thompson 6h 1. Awesome but that means the lemons are right out I guess
Obadiah Thompson 6h 2. I could try but I think youd be disappointed by the results
AMERICA JONES 5h 1 maybe we can start a small orchard
AMERICA JONES 5h 2 i will take that as a yes smile
AMERICA JONES 5h 3 you arent teasing me right
Obadiah Thompson 4h I cant tell if youre motivated by admiration or fascinated disgust is the problem here
AMERICA JONES 4h i just really like it and you almost never let me touch you the combination is frustrating sad
Obadiah Thompson 3h Im getting rid of it as soon as I have use of my arm but I will let you touch it before then you have my word
AMERICA JONES 3h thank you!
Break Away
AMERICA JONES 2h you okay?
Obadiah Thompson 2h bigamist
AMERICA JONES 2h prevaricator
Obadiah Thompson 1h how are you holding up
AMERICA JONES 1h i wanna go have the ugliest cry imaginable but cant just yet
Obadiah Thompson 1h you've got bashmet to take care of you, right?
AMERICA JONES 1h its too much
AMERICA JONES 1h he wasnt there when i woke up and everything got worse but yeah hes helping until i can get out of here for a bit
Obadiah Thompson 1h please let me help
Obadiah Thompson 1h if i can
AMERICA JONES 1h you didnt answer my question
Obadiah Thompson 1h where are you going when you say "get out of here"
AMERICA JONES 1h i dont know maybe running maybe the jungle or the cliffs somewhere i dont have to be careful
Obadiah Thompson 1h dont just say fine. please dont shut down or go running off into the jungle or whatever else youre planning on doing
Obadiah Thompson 1h please
AMERICA JONES 1h i cant just calm down because you say please and tell me im fine
AMERICA JONES 1h i saw my dad die
AMERICA JONES 1h or dying at the end i wasnt sure
AMERICA JONES 1h i saw the perfect future and the ******** worst
Obadiah Thompson 1h where are you
AMERICA JONES 1h i lost too much and saw too much and now i know too much and its just more than i can stand still for
AMERICA JONES 1h main hq filling out the ******** mission report
Obadiah Thompson 1h i know it doesnt mean a goddamned thing to say it wasnt real but it wasnt real. please dont do anything reckless.
Obadiah Thompson 1h i have absolutely nothing to persuade you besides the fact that i'm sitting here essentially begging you not to hurt me
Obadiah Thompson 1h please let bashmet take care of you. please don't go doing something stupid over what was basically a glorified nightmare. it's over now.
Obadiah Thompson 1h let it be over.
AMERICA JONES 1h im not going to do anything stupid nobodys going to get hurt im not that far gone okay i just need to work this out
Obadiah Thompson 57m you just get so worked up and i can never tell whether you're about to run off and do something crazy or if you're just being you
AMERICA JONES 52m you said im fine and im really not but i intend to be
Obadiah Thompson 48m please let me know if i can do anything. also if you run off and do something reckless anyway i will shave my beard off while youre gone
Obadiah Thompson 47m consider the repercussions
AMERICA JONES 47m i expect cake and your face when i get back dont you play around you gave your word
Obadiah Thompson 38m I am holding both cake and beard hostage pending your good behavior and demonstration that you continue to be resilient in all the best ways
Obadiah Thompson 38m uphold your end and i'll uphold mine.
AMERICA JONES 35m define good behaviour
Obadiah Thompson 34m that feels more like kostya's domain than mine, i was never very good at figuring out the guidelines
Obadiah Thompson 31m come find me when you feel better. or when you don't, if that's better. and give kostya an earful for not being there.
AMERICA JONES 27m somehow i dont think either of you are much at figuring out good behavior so ill decide for myself smile
AMERICA JONES 27m i will
Post Cake Coma
AMERICA JONES 9h did you know i can eat almost a whole cake by myself
Obadiah Thompson 9h That's disgusting and impressive.
Obadiah Thompson 9h I know you're good at making a mess for someone who claims to appreciate a tidy room.
AMERICA JONES 9h did you like it
Obadiah Thompson 9h It was very festive.
AMERICA JONES 9h you liked it
Obadiah Thompson 9h It was very nearly accurate. It just lacked a certain finesse and that I think could be attributed to your absence. Stay there next time.
Obadiah Thompson 9h And then you can also help me clean it up. Jerk.
AMERICA JONES 9h im only sorry i didnt get to watch
AMERICA JONES 9h i will next time smile
AMERICA JONES 9h it would have been even messier though have you ever seen a possum gorge and pass out
AMERICA JONES 9h unseemly as ******** kon had to clean me up tuck me in
Obadiah Thompson 9h That's disgusting
Obadiah Thompson 9h I hope you at least shared
AMERICA JONES 9h no way it was mine
Obadiah Thompson 9h Terrible.
AMERICA JONES 8h hes not a cake person anyway for his birthday im gonna make him granola bars
AMERICA JONES 8h when is your birthday anyway
Obadiah Thompson 7h You missed it, it was in November. You're going to tell me yours is on the fourth of July or something.
AMERICA JONES 7h that just means more time to plan for the next
AMERICA JONES 7h yes and dont you forget it
Obadiah Thompson 7h Is it really? Is that how you got saddled with that name?
Obadiah Thompson 7h You'll have to explain Theodorina for me one day too, but Georgia's nice.
AMERICA JONES 7h georgia for george washington and george c marshall aldrina for buzz aldrin
AMERICA JONES 7h uncles
AMERICA JONES 7h those were the normal ones too
Obadiah Thompson 7h So... Roosevelt?
AMERICA JONES 7h yes but ******** that name
AMERICA JONES 7h >sad
Obadiah Thompson 7h Mine are worse, don't feel too bad
AMERICA JONES 7h your neighbor made it gross you should tell me yours to make up for reminding me
Obadiah Thompson 7h Obadiah is better than Ezekiel, which in turn is better than the other one, which should give you some idea of how awful it is.
AMERICA JONES 7h i like both of those though obadiah is definitely best
Obadiah Thompson 7h Like an eighty year old man with a banjo and no teeth
AMERICA JONES 7h it feels nice to say
AMERICA JONES 7h your teeth are fine i checked
AMERICA JONES 7h do you play the banjo though
Obadiah Thompson 6h Do you have wooden dentures and a spaceship?
AMERICA JONES 6h didnt you check for yourself and not yet but i havent lost hope
Obadiah Thompson 4h I wasn't given adequate time to investigate. Can I reschedule?
AMERICA JONES 4h of course
AMERICA JONES 4h i wont even demand dessert
Obadiah Thompson 3h Maybe breakfast though.
AMERICA JONES 3h yes please wink
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Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:27 pm
More messages with Taym
The Cake is a Lie
Obadiah Thompson 3h This was real, though. Because there's a digital paper trail. This part happened.
Obadiah Thompson 3h Right?
AMERICA JONES 3h we totally made out in the hall biggrin
AMERICA JONES 3h you still owe me cake biggrin
AMERICA JONES 3h sorry about your stuff im doing the laundry now and will get the grass stains out no problem ill even use the fancy fabric softener
AMERICA JONES 3h your coat and blankie will feel like hugs when im done
Obadiah Thompson 3h Do I get an explanation for that? I'm not actually sure I want one.
Obadiah Thompson 3h You were very insistent.
AMERICA JONES 3h oh its a ******** doozey ok
Obadiah Thompson 3h I thought you had an urgent need to update your notes. It was unsettling.
AMERICA JONES 3h so we all thought wed woken up in the night and we went out and saw a dude with his throat slit and a big O and scooter was SUPER injured
AMERICA JONES 3h and hes all super serious and telling us its a SIEGE and that we need to get to the lighthouse and to grab our gear and s**t because MISSION
AMERICA JONES 3h and there were i guess O dudes guarding the lighthouse and some b***h blah blah assholes being jerks and then we all go through the portal
AMERICA JONES 3h to O ISLAND or whatever the ******** mark was still in bad shape and kinda dying but he was all like GO TAKE THEM DOWN and s**t so me and pey
AMERICA JONES 3h teamed up and eclipsed that s**t like the magnificent bitches we are
AMERICA JONES 3h and then konstantin showed up to be all death guy and stuff and he and pey went to go check out a building and i was gonna follow but THEN
AMERICA JONES 3h i heard a firefight going on in the main building so i was like
AMERICA JONES 3h "can you take the heat bitches" and exploded some O ******** and then ghost hunk showed up and also kicked a** and we were sun teaming it
AMERICA JONES 3h because im still a badass forever dont think the transfer was because im not a fighter okay damn
AMERICA JONES 3h and then we split and searched for more O guards to TAKE DOWN but then suddenly there was an ALARM and the island was going to EXPLODE
AMERICA JONES 3h so we all had to rush for the lighthouse and i was like running and taking the long way to avoid guards because im ******** smart and also
AMERICA JONES 3h FAST and since im SMART i decided to like loot some of the O dudes for the grey coats and fancy runic guns just in case s**t was going down
AMERICA JONES 3h over here
AMERICA JONES 3h except there were no corpses it was you my bad
AMERICA JONES 3h then i reached the lighthouse JUST IN TIME
AMERICA JONES 3h and konstantin was there waiting for me and we ******** LEAPT through the portal and then passed the ******** out in the grass on your stuff
Obadiah Thompson 3h ... I didn't mean explain it *right now* but thank you.
AMERICA JONES 3h it was pretty tight but also didnt happen i hear some of the others did even stupider s**t i hope its all on video
AMERICA JONES 3h youre welcome
Obadiah Thompson 3h If you're washing my coat see if you can get the last of the blood out of the shoulder. Bashmet sucks at laundry.
Obadiah Thompson 3h Also I don't think I should still owe you cake because I went to great lengths to get that cake even if it wasn't real
Obadiah Thompson 3h And presumably someone found my cash sitting on the floor of the ******** lighthouse and took off with it.
AMERICA JONES 2h awww honey i did really like my imagination cake too it was great
AMERICA JONES 2h yeah ill fix your coat a bit better
Obadiah Thompson 2h I don't know how you're so blasรฉ about this.
AMERICA JONES 2h about what
AMERICA JONES 2h im still dealing with the s**t i saw in the dream but im not gonna let it hang around my neck forever
Obadiah Thompson 2h I don't even know if I am actually awake and I don't know if it matters anyway. Doesn't that bother you?
Obadiah Thompson 2h I'd rather do a dozen rounds of the bullshit futures again
AMERICA JONES 2h not really i mean people ask that sort of s**t all the time like what if were all some dream what if were somebody elses dream blah blah
AMERICA JONES 2h and it seems like its either really boring or really stressful to think like that
AMERICA JONES 2h so i ******** dont and have real hobbies instead
Obadiah Thompson 2h Well it's not like I want to think about what's going to have been a lie the next time I wake up, but I can't ******** help it
Obadiah Thompson 2h I already have to go through every day assuming half the s**t I'm told is obfuscated in some way, in this ******** division
Obadiah Thompson 2h And you just figure, well, I can't trust people, I can't trust the Organization, I can at least trust myself, but you can't
AMERICA JONES 2h do it anyway
AMERICA JONES 2h like what does not trusting yourself do for you in the end
AMERICA JONES 2h makes you hesitate makes you stay up at night it wears you down and ******** you up
AMERICA JONES 2h and in the end it doesnt change s**t except make you a big paranoid mess
AMERICA JONES 2h but you know if you go off into lala land and think you need my coat ill let you have it without fuss and wont be an a*****e about it later
AMERICA JONES 2h which i think is worth something
Obadiah Thompson 2h I haven't been an a*****e about it.
AMERICA JONES 2h and i think thats worth something
Obadiah Thompson 2h You know
Obadiah Thompson 2h Never mind
Obadiah Thompson 1h Don't worry about bringing me my stuff back tonight, I'll come get it tomorrow. Good night.
AMERICA JONES 1h goodnight smile
Obadiah Thompson 45m I was lying, by the way. I'll get you a cake. And hopefully it will be a real one, this time.
AMERICA JONES 41m oh good then ill have my cake and eat it two
AMERICA JONES 40m biggrin
Obadiah Thompson 26m I'll allow it.
Obadiah Thompson 11m You realize that this means you have to renounce your claim that you can eat a whole cake, right? The emptiest of empty calories.
AMERICA JONES 8m are you asking me to put my cake where my mouth is because i will show you a thing obadiah thompson
Obadiah Thompson 8m I'll make sure it's a very small cake. I don't want a repeat of the possum incident.
AMERICA JONES now then i guess youd better stay for it and make sure
The Sincerest Form of Flattery
AMERICA JONES 5h coolguypose.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h mrsnooty.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h bigsulker.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h readingallthesebookswow.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h sexyteachergonnacheckyourgrammar.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 4h Needs more cigarettes and I am side-eyeing your choice in literature in that penultimate one
AMERICA JONES 4h morebiggerbooksinrussian.jpg
AMERICA JONES 4h borrowedfromleslieohgodishouldnthavelititup.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 4h More pics of you smoking, fewer pics of you making that face. I have never made that face in my life.
AMERICA JONES 4h noticeanythingnew.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 4h Oh yeah, hey.
Obadiah Thompson 4h Grade A laundry skills, thanks for improving on Bashmet's attempts.
Obadiah Thompson 4h You're welcome to attempt to remedy his frankenstein stitching too.
AMERICA JONES 3h whataboutnow.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 3h I'm a little rusty on what I'm supposed to say to get the traditional escalation to actual tit pics.
Obadiah Thompson 3h I think I'm supposed to sit here and tell you how hot you are but that'd be like observing that water is wet. No new info here.
AMERICA JONES 3h ugh you!!!!!!
AMERICA JONES 3h >sad
AMERICA JONES 3h and i dont send those types of photos you want them you have to take them yourself
Obadiah Thompson 7h Much as I appreciate that you aren't regretting your life choices, you don't have to go advertising it. Please.
AMERICA JONES 7h shy boy
AMERICA JONES 7h ok i won't unless someone asks
AMERICA JONES 7h thank you smile
Delicate Flower
Obadiah Thompson 1h I know you can't let the Basement Nation suffer your absence overmuch, but if you want somewhere to crash this week, my door's open.
AMERICA JONES 1h really? biggrin
Obadiah Thompson 1h The emoticon makes me question whether this was wise, but yes, really
AMERICA JONES 1h konstantin could use a change hes getting those nightmares again and also you guys should do manly friendship things before you go
Obadiah Thompson 1h what the ******** does bashmet have to do with it
AMERICA JONES 1h are you two fighting again sad
Obadiah Thompson 1h Haha, very funny. I'll take that as a "no thanks"
AMERICA JONES 1h what of course its not a no
AMERICA JONES 1h i thought you meant both kon and me sad
AMERICA JONES 1h and the nightmares arent funny at all he gets really rough during them and i dont want him to hurt himself
Obadiah Thompson 1h why the ******** would i be inviting bashmet to stay in my room exactly
Obadiah Thompson 1h have we not covered this ground thoroughly by now
AMERICA JONES 1h oh my god having kon in your room does not make you gay unless crash means sex dang
AMERICA JONES 1h wait does it
Obadiah Thompson 58m Never mind. I rescind the ******** offer.
AMERICA JONES 56m i dont care im coming over to your room whenever i feel like it so you watch out obadiah thompson
AMERICA JONES 54m (though you should still spend some time with him hes gonna miss you too in that russian book nerd way of his)
Obadiah Thompson 54m Give it four more days and I'll give you the ******** key, and then you can both use it as much as you ******** want
AMERICA JONES 50m why would either of us want to go to your room if youre not in it
Obadiah Thompson 47m I will never cease to be amazed by your lack of tact and awareness.
AMERICA JONES 45m well excuse me princess
AMERICA JONES 43m also im gonna visit the hell out of you later so get your sulks out before then
Obadiah Thompson 43m Do me a favor, don't.
AMERICA JONES 37m is that you being an a*****e or a sincere request
Obadiah Thompson 35m I don't want a reminder that I asked you to spend time with me and your immediate reaction was "you know what would make this better?
Obadiah Thompson 35m Someone else."
Obadiah Thompson 35m I'm not under any delusions that I have any kind of exclusive claim on your time, trust me I ******** know I don't
Obadiah Thompson 35m But it was a little ******** disheartening
AMERICA JONES 33m you prevaricator if you had said it like that i wouldnt have answered like i did
AMERICA JONES 31m because yes i would like to spend time with you
Obadiah Thompson 30m you could have said it like that if you were asking me
Obadiah Thompson 30m Never mind, I shouldn't have asked.
AMERICA JONES 28m obadiah ezekiel something thompson may i spend time with you this week as i greatly enjoy your company
Obadiah Thompson 18m Bashmet and I aren't fighting. And you call me nosy? Hypocrite.
AMERICA JONES 17m oh what happened to meddling self righteous c**t
Obadiah Thompson 17m You're still that too, I'm just trying to be nice
AMERICA JONES 17m good you didnt answer so i was worried
AMERICA JONES 15m well you tried
Obadiah Thompson 13m As many times as you've insulted me I think I could call you a meddling self-righteous c**t a dozen times over and we still wouldn't be even
AMERICA JONES 13m are you done sulking i want to come over
Obadiah Thompson 11m I really wish you wouldn't equate my frustration at your lack of tact with sulking
AMERICA JONES 8m well you pick a better word for it and ill use that
Obadiah Thompson 7m I just furnished "frustration" and I'm not really understanding why it's inadequate
AMERICA JONES 6m are you still frustrated i want to come over smile
Obadiah Thompson 5m When you say come over define what you mean by this since we apparently have different ideas of what this implies
AMERICA JONES 2m i mean i want to come to your room and spend time with you sex and or lazy makeouts would be preferable but i also have two new cosmos
AMERICA JONES 2m so those would be okay too i guess
Obadiah Thompson 1m I want you to productively channel your ability to frustrate me so easily. Wear something with a lot of buttons.
AMERICA JONES now smile
More Gossiping About Boys
AMERICA JONES 16h i was thinking we could go hang in the observation booth and draw a cute mouse face on him when he passes out
Obadiah Thompson 16h Maybe I can carve out a few minutes somewhere.
Obadiah Thompson 15h Boss him around while I'm gone. Rattle his cage a little. He needs it.
AMERICA JONES 15h its me smile
AMERICA JONES 15h so youve taken to looking out for him huh
Obadiah Thompson 9h I get the feeling he's not used to having anyone looking out for him
Obadiah Thompson 9h Noooo! I'm a hunter!
AMERICA JONES 8h oh my god that will forever be the funniest s**t
AMERICA JONES 8h and yeah dont worry ill be sure to pick on him and let him cry on me whenever he needs it
Obadiah Thompson 8h I get the feeling he isn't used to having that either, poor b*****d
AMERICA JONES 8h gonna keep those bad endings away did you see the nice one?
Obadiah Thompson 7h I didn't see anything nice, no.
AMERICA JONES 7h he was like one of the head people in the infirmary and it wasnt like unrealistically wonderful and he was all confident and had found his
AMERICA JONES 7h place and without becoming a huge douchelord
AMERICA JONES 7h im glad he got that one like so many were "youre awful n will only do awful things" but that one was pretty hopeful n i think he needs that
Obadiah Thompson 7h Maybe it will motivate him to get off his a** and make himself useful
AMERICA JONES 7h good thing he has friends looking out to make sure of it
Obadiah Thompson 7h You're sweet, when you aren't being tactless or bitchy or a meddling self-righteous c**t
Obadiah Thompson 7h Sometimes you're sweet even when you are being tactless and bitchy and a meddling self-righteous c**t.
Obadiah Thompson 7h Don't let it go to your head. You're still infuriating.
AMERICA JONES 6h and frustrating dont forget
Obadiah Thompson 6h how could i possibly
AMERICA JONES 6h how frustrated are you feeling right now
Obadiah Thompson 5h I am feeling insufficiently frustrated. You should remedy that.
AMERICA JONES 5h well since im so sweet i guess i will
Warnings & Requests
AMERICA JONES 9h lawrence is still awful and insane and tried to make a ******** deal with me claiming hed help you if i agreed i said no because i dont trust
AMERICA JONES 8h him and also im not about let some a*****e threaten his way into my bedroom so be extra careful and dont trust him with your back and
AMERICA JONES 8h dont do something stupidly self sacrificing for him either because hes not worth your littlest finger
AMERICA JONES 8h and come back
Sahara Week1 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
Apr 27
[QUEUED] notallbad.jpg Obadiah Thompson 16h [QUEUED] Tell Bashmet he was right. Send Pey my love and apologies, but keep some for yourself. Thank you for everything, and I'm sorry.
AMERICA JONES 21m i bet the sahara is hella boring when its not trying to kill you better come home soon just sayin
AMERICA JONES 21m i was gonna take you on a date first you know but then you beat me to asking and then you ******** up by being in the wrong division
AMERICA JONES 20m it would have been an awesome one too im hella good at fun dates
AMERICA JONES 20m eatingfancyicecreamonleave.jpg
AMERICA JONES 20m bet youd like ice cream about now
AMERICA JONES 20m too bad youre an idiot
AMERICA JONES 20m fountain.jpg
AMERICA ******** JONES 19m riphat.jpg
AMERICA JONES 19m went and splashed around in a cool fountain because it was hot (but not as hot as the sahara) i got knocked down n the hat is a lost cause
AMERICA JONES 19m but i still had a lot of fun (especially since i wasn't in the sahara)
AMERICA JONES 19m sundress.jpg
AMERICA JONES 19m sundress2.jpg
AMERICA JONES 19m sundress3.jpg
AMERICA JONES 18m sundress4.jpg
AMERICA JONES 18m went shopping to get a new hat n tried on some dresses too you dont need to tell me which one looks best because i look great in all of them
AMERICA JONES 18m (plus you wont get this message in time because youre in the sahara getting attacked by acid worms)
AMERICA JONES 18m kissykissy.jpg
AMERICA JONES 18m could have made out with you at this aquarium but its okay i made kissy faces at this manatee thing instead were friends now
AMERICA JONES 18m bet that water looks pretty nice to someone stuck in the sahara
AMERICA JONES 17m missyou.jpg
AMERICA JONES 17m goodnight.jpg
Sahara Week2 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] obadiah ezekiel something thompson you arent dead until i see a body so you better not be last wordsing at me a*****e
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] when you get home youre gonna get fat because this isnt okay this was stupid and avoidable and its not happening again
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] when we were cats we thought you might be one too and we were gonna get you to eat your kitty weight in tuna but you ruined it
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] dont think for a moment we wont try again i bet if i could get a life nerd to turn you into a cat no problem
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] the dead are assholes dont be any more of one than you already are
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] im not telling pey s**t until i have to she doesnt deserve to have to worry about you more than she already is
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] if you die im getting your kittens officially renamed to bootsie tootsie
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] ill make sure all your records and reports have all sorts of misspellings and bad grammar
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] ill give you a big gap tooth in all your pictures
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] your grave marker will have an ugly tribal barbedwire design
in-rp text
Text to America: you wont get this theres no chance in hell youll get this i love you i hope you bought the blue one im sorry
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 2h [QUEUED] what the ******** is going on one week youre giving me last words bullshit this week youre sending me messages that are even more
AMERICA JONES 2h like last words and then youre ******** buddybuddy and taking selfies with lawr you dont even take selfies with me although if youve lost
AMERICA JONES 2h your phone i guess this message is going to some desert bug person so hi bug person lets be friends because i gotta say i prefer bugs to
AMERICA JONES 2h anyone whod be lawrences bff knowing what the last owner of this phone did about that man although maybe he didnt know enough because i was
AMERICA JONES 2h stupid enough to respect his wish to not talk about that man and so maybe lawrence used the grieving papa line again and let me tell you
AMERICA JONES 2h lawrence would have killed his little boy and that boys mother if someone hadnt intervened ok so the only thing hes probably sad about when
AMERICA JONES 2h it comes to his daughters death? is that he didnt get to do it himself
AMERICA JONES 2h see bug person lawrence is really a horrible human being hes not even a person he has a ******** up head and maybe he could have been a person
AMERICA JONES 1h if he really tried but he didnt he became a monster instead and does the worst s**t because why not so if you see him in the desert
AMERICA JONES 1h (hes short and skinny and pale but probably burned and is missing a hand)
AMERICA JONES 1h feel free to like eat him or turn him into a puppet or whatever it'd be a huge improvement
AMERICA JONES 1h (spare the skinny taller guy though hes an idiot who puts his life in danger for no good reason at all and is kind of an a*****e with a lot
AMERICA JONES 1h snooty sass and hell correct your talk but hes actually a lot more decent than he looks at first glance and im pretty attached to him
AMERICA JONES 1h thanks much)
AMERICA JONES 1h (dont orphan his kittens)
AMERICA JONES 1h (but if you see him tell him i picked the blue one and he has good taste, not accounting for lawrence of course)
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 3h dear bug person i hear there are titans in the sahara now so you better keep an eye out i dont think those things discriminate
AMERICA JONES 3h i hope youre having a lovely day if you see those two i mentioned playing around and taking selfies i encourage you to disrupt that s**t
AMERICA JONES 3h i am a much better selfie taker anyway i bet neither of them ducklip or do the shirt lift to show off their tummies which is important
AMERICA JONES 3h selfiegamestrong.jpg AMERICA JONES 3h see im awesome anyway i hope youre still refraining from eating the tall one do you know he smokes and rolls around in bleach?
AMERICA JONES 3h i dont know much about bug people diets but hes probably bad for you
AMERICA JONES 3h the small one is much better to eat hes got softer skin for one and is nowhere near as bitter or acid tongued
AMERICA JONES 3h also hes lazy so he probably wont run as fast as the tall one
AMERICA JONES 3h if you do decide you want to eat the tall one (against my excellent advice) you should take a few months and feed him up hell probably
AMERICA JONES 3h complain but he understands the importance of good food so just explain real nice that you dont want him to be a poorly dinner
AMERICA JONES 3h the small one eat right away hes wiley and will try to trick you if you wait too long
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 8h dear bug person today i had minipet duty here is my favourite
AMERICA JONES 8h tubadiahplaying.mov
AMERICA JONES 8h he had a bad accident but has recovered nicely look how fat he is dont you just want to hug him hes great
AMERICA JONES 8h the tall one could get fat and huggable too given time just sayin
AMERICA JONES 8h a little patience could serve you well
AMERICA JONES 7h (the old short one is a lost cause dont bother )
AMERICA JONES 7h sleepingcutie.jpg
AMERICA JONES 7h this is my friend leslie he fell asleep on me so i cant move for awhile
AMERICA JONES 7h its like how people cant move with a kitten asleep in their lap if you ever need to immobilize a human put a kitten in their lap dont hit
AMERICA JONES 7h them or drug them just give them sleepy kittens
AMERICA JONES 7h the tall one is especially weak against kittens if you dont have any on hand you better go get some before approaching him
AMERICA JONES 7h (just hit the small one)
AMERICA JONES 7h (repeatedly)
AMERICA JONES 7h if you do see him though give him this pic of me because he likes this sort of thing
AMERICA JONES 7h smokinglesliesweed.jpg
AMERICA JONES 6h bored now
AMERICA JONES 6h lesliehair1.jpg
AMERICA JONES 6h lesliehair2.jpg
AMERICA JONES 6h how do you think hed look with an afro-hawk poofy thing
AMERICA JONES 6h i think hilarious i bet i can get him to try once too
AMERICA JONES 6h if you see the tall one shaving you should interrupt
AMERICA JONES 6h when he gets all beardy he has this thing whats the word for when you touch and its a certain way like how it feels
AMERICA JONES 6h texture
AMERICA JONES 6h he always has so much texture but its even better when he cant shave for a awhile
AMERICA JONES 6h hes soooooooo stingy though
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 5h would you like to see my treehouse bug person?
AMERICA JONES 5h awesometreehouseibuilt.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h treehouse2.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h melookingcuteinmytreehouse.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h please do admire the structural soundness of my work i cant show you much cause youre the enemy and all so you only get to see a bit
AMERICA JONES 5h i woulda shown the tall one all of it but he would never come see my work if he built a treehouse i would go see it sad
AMERICA JONES 5h maybe hell come visit when he gets back though not if hes gonna bring his new bestie lawrence with him
AMERICA JONES 5h if he doesnt come back though im gonna take this room
AMERICA JONES 5h whitefortress.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h and paint a nice tribal barbedwire border around it
AMERICA JONES 5h by hand because im hella artistic
AMERICA JONES 5h and im gonna hang a huge old portrait of the former owner in it or heck maybe ill paint that too
AMERICA JONES 5h ill ask maebe to help me
AMERICA JONES 5h (shes his ex hes so weird about her)
AMERICA JONES 5h i guess ill put lawrences picture up too since theyre bffs now
AMERICA JONES 5h but for now im just gonna take a nap in the bed and then leave it all messy
AMERICA JONES 5h not gonna make it at all
AMERICA JONES 5h eatingcookiesinthebed.jpg
AMERICA JONES 5h just look at all these crumbs
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 16m hey bug person what do you think is up with this lawrence+taym=bffs bullshit?
AMERICA JONES 16m anybody else id think it was a schmoozing for survival thing
AMERICA JONES 15m but hes not that great with schmoozing or survival
AMERICA JONES 14m do you think its a brainwashing thing i bet lawrence knows how to do weirdo s**t like hypnotism but itd be more likely that hes skilled at
AMERICA JONES 14m being a bullshit pretend hypnotist instead of a real one
AMERICA JONES 13m maybe lawrence slipped him something that seems pretty likely maybe hes been drugged stephen mentioned a history but i can remember if that
AMERICA JONES 11m makes him easier or harder to get rolled up
AMERICA JONES 11m maybe lawrence threatened him though and that is also the sort of thing hed do
AMERICA JONES 9m or maybe lawrence told him that hes not really a bad person he just has a medical condition
AMERICA JONES 8m tayms too soft-hearted >sad
AMERICA JONES 8m maybe he a bug puppet though and thats what happened but id really really like that to not be true
AMERICA JONES 7m no offense bug person but that s**t is creepy
AMERICA JONES 7m the others were okay when they got turned into puppets but that was just for a short time
AMERICA JONES 6m ive heard things about the ones that hollow you from the inside out
AMERICA JONES 6m good thing he smokes so much
AMERICA JONES 5m they dont like smoke right?
AMERICA JONES 5m and why would they infest taym and not lawrence
AMERICA JONES 5m right its not that at all
AMERICA JONES 4m im gonna put my money on blackmail
AMERICA JONES 3m me and kon will get him out of it as soon as hes home
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 9h bootsietootsie.jpg
AMERICA JONES 9h bootsietootsiebees.jpg
AMERICA JONES 9h bootsietootsieties.jpg
AMERICA JONES 9h bootsietootsiehipsters.jpg
AMERICA JONES 9h bootsietootsiehats.jpg
AMERICA JONES 9h bootsietootsiemorehats.jpg
AMERICA JONES 9h bootsietootsiesomanycutehats.jpg
AMERICA JONES 9h dear bug person please enjoy these kitty pictures as their owner was 1. careless enough to lose their phone and 2. taking selfies w/lawrence
AMERICA JONES 7h looks like jerry just came back from a long term mission and bug person let me tell you a thing
AMERICA JONES 7h i will be sorely disappointed if my friend cant manage to do as well as jerry of all people
AMERICA JONES 3h theres another pic i was gonna send him but it was of pey abs the kittens but im afraid youd fall in love with her just lookin at it
AMERICA JONES 3h and outside the whole enemies thing it just wouldnt work out
AMERICA JONES 3h shes already in whats lookin to be a juicy little love triangle let me tell you
AMERICA JONES 3h plus ive noticed some others eying her up too so thered be some real competition and im sure your bugs are nice but her last run in with
AMERICA JONES 3h such was unpleasant
AMERICA JONES 2h but about this love triangle its pretty ******** adorable gotta say
AMERICA JONES 2h its sweet puppy love in every direction and people falling for their best friends
AMERICA JONES 2h have you ever fallen in love with your best friend?
AMERICA JONES 2h do bug people even have best friends?
AMERICA JONES 2h well it seems like it can be either the scariest sort of love where you stand to lose one of the most important things in your life or
AMERICA JONES 2h the most natural and easy thing in the world because of course you love them and falling a bit more is only right and true
Obadiah Thompson 1h TELL LAWRENCE TO ASK IT TO SUMMON
Sahara Week4
1h ATTACHMENT: picture-0352173.jpg (Taym's arm in a much-bloodied sleeve with hunter-rank trim, Fiona in his hand)
Obadiah Thompson 1h ATTACHMENT: picture-0375328.jpg (A pile of Hunter coats and clothes, Taym's bare arm with the tattoo. Fiona's ring is around his finger.)
Obadiah Thompson 1h i dont want to die her but id rather die than keep doing this i want out i need out
Obadiah Thompson 1h i cant keep doing this please pleaseplease help me tell jane to help me tell mark telsomeone
Obadiah Thompson 1h whatever it is it isnt rea changeling or something it only looks like me its stupid
Obadiah Thompson 1h ask it to quote the opening paragraph of lolita from memory i can do the whole first chapter
Obadiah Thompson 1h recite the first 100 lines of pale fire and tell you why i picked namein wonderland
Obadiah Thompson 1h what my mom used to sing to me when i helpedherddo the dishes
Obadiah Thompson 1h what song was on when april told me she was pregnantt i dont know the name of it but i can sing the first few lines
Obadiah Thompson 1h i can prove
Obadiah Thompson 1h i can tell you why you popped at me and why it made me laugh
Obadiah Thompson 1h you have a little markk like a scar or a freckle or sth on the under of your left knee i bet you dont even know its there but iknow
Obadiah Thompson 1h please make them help me oir tell me whether theyre going to i cant just not know
Obadiah Thompson 1h they still dont know that i have my phone kara says they cant even read how the ******** would txt
Obadiah Thompson 1h but theyre going to find out i have it
Obadiah Thompson 1h lurks is always here god hes always here he is always here he is going to know hes going to take it theyll hurt me for lying theylll hurt me
Obadiah Thompson 1h make them tell me whether theyre going to help if they arent going to help
Obadiah Thompson 1h id rather die than let it tell me i'm good any more i sent her everything i know
Obadiah Thompson 1h i cant send any more theyre going to find my phone and i only have one more battery please god i swear im me
Obadiah Thompson 1h i swear
Obadiah Thompson 1h you put a puzzle piece with a heart on it in
Obadiah Thompson 1h please believe me i donwant to say any more what of they have some way of knowing about this
Obadiah Thompson 1h what if they can read and they lied what if they teach it my secrets i have otherts i didnt say here please
Obadiah Thompson 1h please america i dont want them to put me back into the first room id rather die please tell me if theyre coming
AMERICA JONES 15h ask it what to summon what
AMERICA JONES 15h who is this
Pasts and Futures
Obadiah Thompson 8h Please just let it go. Don't tempt him into saying more than he already has.
AMERICA JONES 8h if youre sure
Obadiah Thompson 8h I don't like the fact that he has it to hold over my head, but he does, so I have to deal with it.
Obadiah Thompson 8h What's the story with his other kid? God it makes me sick to think of his daughter.
Obadiah Thompson 8h Can you imagine being raised by that?
AMERICA JONES 8h his wife (i think) was trying to keep him from his son they were leaving him i think he got knocked out but the thing
AMERICA JONES 8h that came through clearest was something like regret like unfinished business
AMERICA JONES 8h yeah i got a bit of that but that me was celebrating off island the on island gala was for boring adults
AMERICA JONES 8h can see why they dont here though its not exactly kid friendly
AMERICA JONES 8h maybe one day though smile
Obadiah Thompson 4h don't say "maybe one day" like that
AMERICA JONES 2h definitely one day but im still working out the timeline so i cant give a for sure schedule yet wink
Obadiah Thompson 2h I'm going to need you to clarify that because I can't possibly believe we're on the same topic any more
AMERICA JONES 2h i told you before i want to make this place good i want to make it a place thats home i want a place people want to come back into and dont
AMERICA JONES 2h treat like some kind of prison sentence
AMERICA JONES 2h i want a place where it is kid friendly
AMERICA JONES 2h what did you think i was talking about?
Obadiah Thompson 2h I thought you were talking about that, I just hoped you weren't.
Obadiah Thompson 2h I'm glad you have something you're working towards. Really.
AMERICA JONES 2h really
Obadiah Thompson 1h i genuinely didnt mean for that to sound as shitty as it did. hazards of sounding shitty most of the time.
AMERICA JONES 1h you can be such a miserable condescending a*****e sometimes i swear to god
AMERICA JONES 1h sad
Obadiah Thompson 1h im sorry. i really am.
AMERICA JONES 1h well i hope you can possibly at least attempt to believe im trying to create a home and a future here
Obadiah Thompson 1h i do believe it
Obadiah Thompson 1h you'd be a good mom
AMERICA JONES 1h then there we go the future is gonna be awesome so you better ******** look forward to it
AMERICA JONES 1h thank you
Obadiah Thompson 1h she would have loved you
Obadiah Thompson 1h im sorry. that was wildly ******** inappropriate. its been a rough few days. pretend i didnt, please
AMERICA JONES 1h excuse you im lovable as ******** no takebacks
AMERICA JONES 1h are you gonna switch to moon?
Obadiah Thompson 54m if theyll have me
AMERICA JONES 50m there may be a cooking test involved but i believe in you
A request
Obadiah Thompson 2h Do you remember when I suggested that one day we throw ourselves down the Shadow Run and you could practice your defense that way instead?
Obadiah Thompson 2h Maybe we should do that twice, once for you and once for me.
AMERICA JONES 2h yes! biggrin
AMERICA JONES 2h wait does that mean you talked to edith
Obadiah Thompson 2h I have a lot of s**t I need to work on is all.
AMERICA JONES 2h well ill be happy to smile
Obadiah Thompson 2h You continue to be better to me than I deserve.
AMERICA JONES 2h what have i told you Obadiah Ezekiel Choking Sound Thompson
Obadiah Thompson 2h You've told me a whole lot of s**t
Obadiah Thompson 2h I'm assuming you're not referring to how to get the skin off a squirrel in one go
AMERICA JONES 2h youre a good man
AMERICA JONES 2h so put away that better than you deserve bullshit
Don't get stupid
Obadiah Thompson May 21 What's in Peru?
AMERICA JONES May 21 flute bands so what brand do you want
Obadiah Thompson May 21 Camel Lights. In a box, preferably, but whatever.
Obadiah Thompson May 21 Do you want to come get cash or do you want me to bring it to you? Or hell I can just give you my card
AMERICA JONES May 21 will swing by your room in a bit
Obadiah Thompson May 21 Thank you.
Obadiah Thompson May 21 I could have chosen a better time and a better way to phrase it, but I only did what I did because I value your friendship.
Obadiah Thompson May 21 It was an attempt to preserve it. You can understand why I'd be distressed if it had the opposite effect.
AMERICA JONES May 21 you could have just said that you know i love you too much to get stupid over sex but really the worst timing and s**t way to say it
AMERICA JONES May 21 if youre apologizing i accept but im still kinda pissed gotta say
Obadiah Thompson May 21 I care about you too much to get stupid. As for the rest of it, you'll get over it.
AMERICA JONES May 21 a*****e
Crazy
Obadiah Thompson 1h Is that what he told you about his hand?
AMERICA JONES 1h he said they gave him a choice either he could wear a cuff thatd stop his heart if he got close to me or cut off the hand
Obadiah Thompson 1h And you believe this?
AMERICA JONES 1h some of it
AMERICA JONES 1h like if it was any other division i wouldnt
AMERICA JONES 1h but honestly ive been in the same room as those two with my own execution on the table and there is a lot of crazy just thinking about the
AMERICA JONES 1h two of them and how much crazy gives me the ******** heebiejeebies
Obadiah Thompson 1h Occam's razor is definitely a little harder to apply with either of them but it sounds like something he'd say just to rile you the ******** up
AMERICA JONES 1h i dont think you understand a bit of his crazy if youre going with the most reasonable answer
Obadiah Thompson 1h I'm not ruling it out, I'm just refusing to take anything Lawrence says at face value. I don't believe for a second it was to save anyone's
Obadiah Thompson 1h life, either, unless it was his own.
AMERICA JONES 59m taym hes basically told me that im the only thing he cares for not even his own life okay and thats ridiculous he said he wont
AMERICA JONES 58m just trust me here okay hes crazy and he does not have reason when it comes to things like this not a bit of it he doesnt feel things the
AMERICA JONES 57m way people do he has some ******** up disorder and always has had it
AMERICA JONES 56m if what he says seems reasonable and normal then THATS probably the lie
Obadiah Thompson 55m Whether it's true or not please stay safe. I worry about you ******** constantly.
AMERICA JONES 53m youre the one who lives next to him sad
Obadiah Thompson 50m He should have died out there in the desert
Obadiah Thompson 48m they only kept me alive as long as they did trying to make a point and it isnt a point theyd have to make with him
AMERICA JONES 30m and what point was that
Obadiah Thompson 20m goodnight. i love you.
AMERICA JONES 19m prevaricator
AMERICA JONES 19m love you too
The Terrible Case of Tubadiah Jones
17h I take it he took credit for that, with the minipet.
Obadiah Thompson 17h What did he say?
AMERICA JONES 17h he said hed gone to visit the minipets while i was away
AMERICA JONES 17h when I found tubadiah he said it was my fault for going away
AMERICA JONES 17h that he isnt responsible for what happens when i abandon those who are depending on me
AMERICA JONES 16h i bet he was the reason so many if them turned up hurt or dead when we had duty together
Obadiah Thompson 16h I know this sounds callous as ******** but please bear with me: do you know the dates that you two had minipets duty together? Timestamped texts
Obadiah Thompson 16h or anything? If you don't, someone else has those records.
AMERICA JONES 16h it was near the end of february i think the next day we should be on record for using golems to catch new pets to replace the dead ones
AMERICA JONES 16h why do you want to even know that
Obadiah Thompson 15h Thank you.
AMERICA JONES 9h whatever it is youre trying to do be careful for once
Egg on your face
AMERICA JONES 11h you dont even like shaving
AMERICA JONES 9h anything you want for tomorrows cookout like chocolate pudding or something
AMERICA JONES 8h oh i got marshmallows we can roast them in the firepit
Obadiah Thompson 6h I will probably be working, but thanks for asking
AMERICA JONES 6h the entire day
Obadiah Thompson 5h That was code for I don't want to go but I don't want to hurt your feelings over it
AMERICA JONES 5h thank you
AMERICA JONES 5h honesty is more important than my feelings smile
Obadiah Thompson 5h Bring me leftovers.
AMERICA JONES 5h will do!
Obadiah Thompson 5h Not pudding, though.
Obadiah Thompson 5h Also it's cemetery, with an E.
AMERICA JONES 5h months of flirting for sexy teacher day obadiah ezekiel choking cat thompson months
Obadiah Thompson 5h Would it mitigate your irritation at my timing at all to know that I've regretted it every ******** day since?
AMERICA JONES 5h yes smile
Obadiah Thompson 4h Maybe we can call it a rain check.
AMERICA JONES 4h yes we can and dont think ive forgotten the other either
Obadiah Thompson 4h What other?
AMERICA JONES 4h big fancy dinner complete with liver mush
Obadiah Thompson 4h Ah. Well, I'll get right on hoping that Caelius ungrounds the division at any moment.
AMERICA JONES 4h dont think i wont know when he does
Obadiah Thompson 3h Also, Peyton is of the opinion that I look better sans beard.
AMERICA JONES 3h oh if this is gonna be a survey then ill be happy to help get a nice bunch of opinions on the matter
Obadiah Thompson 3h I'm having trouble believing that finding out everyone disagrees with you is going to change your mind on anything.
AMERICA JONES 3h well arent you learning
[icon change to anon egg]
AMERICA JONES 1h well i cant say there isnt a certain likeness with that new icon
Obadiah Thompson 1h Well, in that respect it is more up to date than the other.
AMERICA JONES 1h makes you look ready for a beating though sad
Obadiah Thompson 59m Sounds like you're hatching some kind of scheme, but I'm too chicken to ask.
AMERICA JONES 48m but you look so hard boiled
Obadiah Thompson 42m But you know I've got a heart of gold once you crack the shell.
AMERICA JONES 41m are you getting goopy on me
An Honest Manatee
AMERICA JONES May 26 oh my god
AMERICA JONES May 26 i camt stop laughign with that stupd cutes face
Obadiah Thompson May 26 Laughter is no excuse for a text like that. I am appalled.
AMERICA JONES May 26 appalled manatee oh god im trying to fix up this party dont give me the giggles
Obadiah Thompson May 26 Have a good time.
AMERICA JONES May 27 some a*****e brought fancy liver mush but im not bringing you any
AMERICA JONES May 27 but a sweet young thing brought fresh baked peach pie so i hope that makes up for it
Obadiah Thompson May 27 Was the sweet young thing in question you?
Obadiah Thompson May 27 And was the a*****e someone who needs to be made to leave
AMERICA JONES May 27 oh youre a charmer but naw today it is a tall pretty brunette with freckles and an accent
AMERICA JONES May 27 and thingsll be fine no worries
Recruitment
AMERICA JONES 22h gonna be spending more time in the town for a longass time im officially picking up at least a good section of kons old project
AMERICA JONES 22h just the clean up is gonna be a job and half a dozen more but im excited for it smile
AMERICA JONES 22h have you ever really gone in there?
Obadiah Thompson 22h Spectated a couple of tourney fights and visited one of the crazy assholes still trying to live there
AMERICA JONES 22h my first time was doing some house to house monster clearing with marcus some of the houses really arent bad like some are splinters but
AMERICA JONES 22h theres a lot of sound work to repair and build off of
AMERICA JONES 22h ive got my eye on a certain neighborhood would you come with me to suss it out
Obadiah Thompson 22h Sounds like you're planning on ditching the Basement Nation.
Obadiah Thompson 22h Oh, so you are. Traitor.
Obadiah Thompson 22h Just when I was thinking of defecting to the land of no windows and occasional magical maggot infestations.
AMERICA JONES 22h not a traitor! presidents are replaceable!
AMERICA JONES 22h and dont you even joke about that how could you even keep a dungeon room half so white and tidy
AMERICA JONES 22h all the bleach in the world and zero satisfaction
Obadiah Thompson 22h I guess I could be prevailed upon to make an excursion given that I don't trust you not to stir up some eldritch horror for the hell of it
AMERICA JONES 22h someday well have to go rune diving and i bet anything the horrors will all go after you instead
AMERICA JONES 22h be at your room in 10 biggrin
The gift that keeps on giving
AMERICA JONES May 29 thanks for the extra worker i owe you one
Obadiah Thompson May 29 Extra worker?
AMERICA JONES May 29 ever the newbie biggrin
Obadiah Thompson May 29 Ah. I forgot about him. Glad he's making himself useful.
AMERICA JONES May 29 i dont suppose youve seen him passed out on a couch somewhere
AMERICA JONES May 29 if you do be sure to draw a d**k on his face
AMERICA JONES May 29 gotta get these lessons in early
The Betrayal
AMERICA JONES 6h boo you traitor
AMERICA JONES 6h good thing kon and i dont need friend votes
Obadiah Thompson 6h To be fair
Obadiah Thompson 6h You probably don't
Obadiah Thompson 6h Where does Bashmet come in though? Afraid to ask
AMERICA JONES 6h oh youre smooth but dont think that gets you off the hook
AMERICA JONES 6h hes entering too
Obadiah Thompson 6h Jesus ******** Christ. Why?
AMERICA JONES 6h possibly money but mostly I think hes just curious
AMERICA JONES 6h at least hes not trying to become stripper queen
Obadiah Thompson 6h Can you not talk him out of this? He isn't going to win so there is no money. He's just going to humiliate himself.
AMERICA JONES 6h i was worried for a bit when he took such a keen interest
Obadiah Thompson 6h Have you seen her? Absolutely could be queen of any strip joint.
AMERICA JONES 6h oh ive seen a fair bit of her of but im pretty sure the pro is Wyatt
AMERICA JONES 6h anyway kons got nothing to be ashamed of all the construction work does a body good
Obadiah Thompson 6h It's worked in your favor, at least.
Obadiah Thompson 6h So maybe don't worry too much about my traitorous support of the Italian interloper
AMERICA JONES 6h still not off the hook honey
Obadiah Thompson 6h I'm off of hers, though.
AMERICA JONES 5h well congratulations
Out of favor
Obadiah Thompson 6h Tease.
AMERICA JONES 6h what?
Obadiah Thompson 6h Denying me an opportunity to do you a favor
AMERICA JONES 6h oh my god dont say that s**t with that icon ill get all mushy at my phone
Obadiah Thompson 6h Well if you change your mind
AMERICA JONES 6h it was just pet sitting tubadiah is terrified of kon and i didnt want to leave him alone in my room for too long but al took him so its good
Obadiah Thompson 6h Oh god is it really scared of Bashmet that is ******** adorable
AMERICA JONES 6h hes not really overfond of tubs either sad
AMERICA JONES 5h inefficient
Obadiah Thompson 5h Heartless
No Don't YOU Do Anything Stupid You Stupid
Obadiah Thompson 30m What's got your dander up?
AMERICA JONES 18m im trying to keep my ******** dander down i need to do a thing and i need to not be mad so talk to you later
Obadiah Thompson 18m Don't do anything stupid.
The word stupid was perhaps not the best choice (but nice save)
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 so thats what you expect of me
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 stupid things
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 Only when you're pissed, which is, I think, when most people are inclined to be stupid.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 Feel free to replace "stupid" with "reckless" if it makes you feel any better.
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 if you mean one dont bother with the other
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 Go with reckless, then.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 Or, if you like: be as smart when you're angry as you are when you're not.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 I just worry about you. You always keep a little fire burning and I love that about you, but I worry that you'll let it burn you up.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 So: don't do anything reckless.
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 im trying
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 Good. In my experience with you, you trying = you succeeding. I'd say good luck with whatever, but you don't need it.
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 love you
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 even if you did sell me out for a lapdance
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 To be fair, I sold you out for a little more than a lap dance.
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 well at least your loyalties arent cheap
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 I didn't "sell you out" trying to get laid. I recognized that you don't really need my help to charm a panel of judges and decided to say
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 something kind to a new person who hasn't had a chance to make many friends yet. It just... took a turn.
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 uh huh i bet it took a few
Obadiah Thompson Jun 2 She has very large hair.
AMERICA JONES Jun 2 did you have a scrunchie on hand
(not) Sharing
Obadiah Thompson 6h I get that you and Bashmet are close or whatever but you also know I like a certain amount of privacy, right?
Obadiah Thompson 5h Like, I don't know. You didn't feel the need to deliver him a ******** play-by-play of every moment I let my guard down, right?
AMERICA JONES 5h what are you even talking about also kon says youre freaking out because he wants to jogging or whatever
AMERICA JONES 5h why are you two fighting again
Obadiah Thompson 5h So he actually just wants to go for a ******** run and dropped it into a public airing of Deus's sexual exploits by coincidence?
AMERICA JONES 5h its konstantin
Obadiah Thompson 5h That doesn't mean s**t.
AMERICA JONES 5h oh god are you thinking hes hitting on you again
Obadiah Thompson 5h I don't ******** know what to think, I can't think about running with anyone without thinking about you and I don't know what you tell him
Obadiah Thompson 5h But I take it it was a miscommunication. Fine. All I wanted to know.
AMERICA JONES 5h oh
AMERICA JONES 5h no taym that was mine
A rose by any other Taym
Obadiah Thompson 3h Why don't you call me that more often?
AMERICA JONES 3h because i like obadiah
AMERICA JONES 3h oh bah die ahhh
AMERICA JONES 3h theres more to it so i can just
AMERICA JONES 3h relax around the sounds and get comfy
Obadiah Thompson 3h Old man's name.
AMERICA JONES 3h dignified
Adventures
Obadiah Thompson 3h You're the resident party organizer: where do I get my hands on alcohol without spending an arm and a leg?
AMERICA JONES 3h whatcha need i stocked up a bit in case i needed carrots to get people working on the town cleanup
Obadiah Thompson 3h Something that makes you drunk.
AMERICA JONES 2h gosh that sounds complicated like cheap and frisky drunk or im a serious dude in a serious mood drunk or like crying in a shower drunk
Obadiah Thompson 2h I have never gone in for the idea that what you drink determines what kind of drunk you are
Obadiah Thompson 2h Unless you are drinking ******** listerene or something but that's beside the point
AMERICA JONES 2h zima it is
AMERICA JONES 2h so what kind of drunk are you
Obadiah Thompson 2h I said something that will get you drunk.
Obadiah Thompson 2h Zima is not a thing that gets you drunk.
AMERICA JONES 2h it will eventually but if you want to be mr quickie ok ill reassess
Obadiah Thompson 2h And I don't know what kind of drunk I am. Why am I being interrogated?
AMERICA JONES 2h because now i want to know
AMERICA JONES 2h and one bottle of tequila rose on the way
Obadiah Thompson 2h That had better be a joke. If I stop prevaricating will you bring me something that works and isn't marketed to Sex in the City fans?
AMERICA JONES 2h well i guess a bottle of jack may be old man enough for you
Obadiah Thompson 2h That would be acceptable, yes.
AMERICA JONES 2h smile
AMERICA JONES 2h whatkindofdrunk.jpg
AMERICA JONES 2h thatpiciscuterwithmeinit.jpg
AMERICA JONES 2h evencuternowwithtubadiah.jpg
AMERICA JONES 2h tubswantstoknowwhatkindofdrunk.jpg
AMERICA JONES 2h lookhowsadheis.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 2h Oh for ******** sake.
Obadiah Thompson 2h I don't know. Honest answer. I can't say that self-assessment ranks high on my drunken priority list.
AMERICA JONES 2h then you owe me either information that ill like or a story about you payable some time soon be there in 5min
Obadiah Thompson 1h So for reference on this IOU: does it have to be a true story, or can I make something up? I'm pretty ******** boring.
AMERICA JONES 1h youre pretty full of s**t is what you are but if you make up the story there has to be one good truth in it
Obadiah Thompson 1h I was once appointed to a highly secretive, very risky, late-night criminal enterprise. Breaking and entering.
Obadiah Thompson 1h Objective: liberate a captive carousel horse.
Obadiah Thompson 1h We were confidently assured of our success because as we left a pigeon shat on my left shoulder. I was told this was a good omen.
Obadiah Thompson 1h I was likewise informed that if it had shat on my right shoulder we would undoubtedly be apprehended.
AMERICA JONES 1h captiveaudience.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 1h I later found out that there were cameras all over the property but by a fluke none of them were working for a four hour window.
Obadiah Thompson 1h That's probably a good thing not just for my criminal record, but also for the fact that my accomplice decided that for agility's sake
Obadiah Thompson 1h she would tuck her skirt into her underwear.
Obadiah Thompson 1h I was wearing a balaclava, not because this is what you wear when you are committing amusement park heists, but because it was five below.
Obadiah Thompson 1h And yet she still tucked her skirts into her underwear. She was a trooper.
Obadiah Thompson 1h It is very difficult to remove a carousel horse from a carousel with nothing but a scavenged bag of hand tools but I am happy to report
Obadiah Thompson 1h that the carousel horse was successfully liberated and at last check-in resided on a balcony in the Bronx
Obadiah Thompson 1h where it is dressed up for every major holiday and also some minor ones.
Obadiah Thompson 1h I would tell you its name but she told me it didn't have one and that it was rude to press the point, so I stopped.
AMERICA JONES 1h applause.mov
Obadiah Thompson 1h I didn't even tell you the best part.
AMERICA JONES 1h thank you i liked that one a lot
AMERICA JONES 1h oh there a credit scene?!
Obadiah Thompson 1h It lived on that NYC balcony for a couple of years and I never once saw pigeon s**t on it anywhere but the left shoulder.
Obadiah Thompson 1h Hand to god.
Obadiah Thompson 1h My thumbs are ******** killing me now. I hope you're happy, you demanding hussy.
AMERICA JONES 59m blessed be the bird doo
AMERICA JONES 59m i am very happy smile
AMERICA JONES 58m it was a good story and tubadiah liked it too
AMERICA JONES 58m napping.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 57m He's cute as ******** JONES 54m isnt he though i just want to spoil him ridiculous an hour a day is too short
Obadiah Thompson 52m His name is not especially fitting.
AMERICA JONES 51m were working on it
Obadiah Thompson 21m what kind of drunk are you, then?
AMERICA JONES 19m usually im a fun and fancy free drunk but then sometimes i am ugly crying drunk and other times i am a wake up in strange places drunk
Obadiah Thompson 18m its my experience that the first and the third thing go together naturally
AMERICA JONES 15m yes sometimes you just gotta go have an adventure
Obadiah Thompson 13m i would go on an adventure with you
Obadiah Thompson 13m assuming that dream states in wonderland dont count
AMERICA JONES 11m they do but differently if you wanna go on an adventure lets go right now biggrin
Obadiah Thompson 9m i am not yet too drunk for an adventure but give me another fifteen minutes and it would probably be unwise
AMERICA JONES 4m let me show you my treehouse all good adventures begin with a secret base
Obadiah Thompson 3m drunk though
AMERICA JONES 2m or we can finish that bravery game we didn't do nearly enough rooms last time
Obadiah Thompson 1m not falling over but sufficiently inebriated that attempting to climb a tree or go exploring is likely ill-advised
AMERICA JONES now then itll be extra exciting wont it ill be right there
No Pets Allowed
AMERICA JONES 23h you arent a pet
Obadiah Thompson 17h Believe it or not I don't require you to tell me that.
AMERICA JONES 15h its a reminder im reminding you just in case it said you were good it made me so mad and you let it hug you and went no dont but then you
AMERICA JONES 15h changed your mind so may you realize it but maybe you also forget it sometimes
Obadiah ******** you
AMERICA JONES 15h thats not "youre wrong"
AMERICA JONES 15h its never getting you back so ******** deal with it
Obadiah ******** you for thinking i want it to get me back
AMERICA JONES 15h i dont think that
AMERICA JONES 14h but theres that thing that prisoners get like stockman something and maybe or maybe not but the things it said taym like it was just
AMERICA JONES 14h biding its ******** time because its not like it dies i killed it popped its ******** head off and it just came back later
Obadiah Thompson 14h you did what? please speak very literally.
AMERICA JONES 14h it attacked me you know it bites? it ******** bit me i mean who does that anyway i killed it but the brother was there too i thing it had
AMERICA JONES 14h the same bug thing and i was beat to s**t so if the crazy lady hadnt turned my coat i think it might have killed me
Obadiah Thompson 14h You killed it. And by it you mean him.
AMERICA JONES 14h yeah sorry it didnt stay that way sad
Obadiah Thompson 14h i cant talk about this right now
AMERICA JONES 14h ok im not bringing it up again unless i gotta anyway
AMERICA JONES 14h also caelius is a ******** terrorist a*****e you should have transferred last year acting like all that was a valuable lesson when hello we
AMERICA JONES 14h drew fire while he ******** off to get those things
Obadiah Thompson 14h i am so ******** tired, america
AMERICA JONES 14h all the things you said in those pools thats the one that sounded most real sad
AMERICA JONES 14h but you didnt stay i didnt wake up to a ******** statue of you
Obadiah Thompson 14h that wasn't me in those pools
AMERICA JONES 14h good id never been afraid of you like that before it was awful to run away from you because it was you
Obadiah Thompson 14h i know i do s**t to deserve it all the time but i dont want you to ever run away from me
AMERICA JONES 14h me either it felt so wrong
AMERICA JONES 14h i dont know what you mean by deserve it because you havent
AMERICA JONES 14h at worst you worry me and sometimes youre kind of a judgey a*****e but thats nothing to run from
Obadiah Thompson 14h I think I'm just going to try to get away with taking a few days off. I don't ******** know. As off as you can get, stuck here.
AMERICA JONES 13h dont blame you
AMERICA JONES 13h but if you go walkabout check in from time to time okay im here if you need anything unless you want me to go out and pick you something up
Obadiah Thompson 13h is bashmet still out in the field?
AMERICA JONES 13h yeah
Obadiah Thompson 13h so your beds empty
AMERICA JONES 13h youre making things seem even more depressing now but yeah
Obadiah Thompson 13h it doesnt have to be
AMERICA JONES 13h if youre offering im accepting if youre not then you get to be the frustrating one from now on
Obadiah Thompson 13h i dont ******** know what i want.
Obadiah Thompson 13h or i do, is the problem. never mind. im going out.
AMERICA JONES 13h ill make you a little crown to go with your new title
Obadiah Thompson 13h i just need to turn my head off for a while and i dont know how.
Obadiah Thompson 13h are you ok? just in general.
AMERICA JONES 13h better than yesterday
AMERICA JONES 13h all i could remember was that people left me and would keep leaving and not knowing why
Obadiah Thompson 13h i didnt know why i was here
AMERICA JONES 12h did you forget death
Obadiah Thompson 12h yes
AMERICA JONES 12h but its different now you said you didnt want that right
Obadiah Thompson 12h was i or was i not there when you fought the dragon
AMERICA JONES 12h you were but it doesnt mean its not hard to hear that
Obadiah Thompson 12h people arent going to leave you for no reason
AMERICA JONES 12h thats not
AMERICA JONES 12h okay thats part
AMERICA JONES 12h but its upsetting because i hate that you were that ******** miserable or tired or whatever and i dont want it to ever go back to that its h
AMERICA JONES 12h orrible its the worst
Obadiah Thompson 12h theres nothing to worry about. im fine. i'm glad youre feeling better than you were yesterday
AMERICA JONES 12h i hope you find what you want
Obadiah Thompson 12h i want to not be alone. where are you
AMERICA JONES 11h just coming back from lighthouse im almost to the dorms
Obadiah Thompson 11h i want to not be alone.
AMERICA JONES 11h where are you
Obadiah Thompson 11h what passes for my ******** room these days
AMERICA JONES 11h im coming over and we dont have to stay there
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EVEN MORE MESSAGES WITH TAYM
Just the normal sort of hurt
AMERICA JONES 22h sorry i hurt you
AMERICA JONES 22h youre a ******** a*****e for acting like that but you do that s**t all time anyway and i should have
AMERICA JONES 22h made assumptions
AMERICA JONES 22h shouldnt i shouldnt have ******** JONES 22h im still mad but now im sorry too and that just makes me madder so good ******** job
Obadiah Thompson 17h You are not ******** sorry you hurt me. What happened to valuing honesty over feelings?
AMERICA JONES 14h i am not sorry about lots of things taym but im sorry i was rough and hurt you
Obadiah Thompson 14h I see that once again you mean one thing and I mean something else
AMERICA JONES 14h oh
Obadiah Thompson 14h You didn't ******** hurt me and I wouldn't have given a ******** if you did. For ******** sake, America.
Obadiah Thompson 14h I've been shot with my shield down, I've been drowned, I've been choked to death until it sawed into my ******** windpipe I can handle
Obadiah Thompson 14h one girl's teeth, I'm pretty sure
AMERICA JONES 14h but its different when its a friend when its someone you trust but okay if i didnt hurt you im glad i was worried you stormed off and
AMERICA JONES 13h slammed my door and ive never with someone i cared aboutmrgreen
Obadiah Thompson 13h I was hoping you'd realize how much it sucks to end up in an empty bed anyway but then I remembered you'd just ******** crawl back into his
Obadiah Thompson 13h so my ******** mistake
AMERICA JONES 13h ive never left you until you made it obvious you wanted me to leave right away and yesw its your ******** mistake because maybe i didnt
AMERICA JONES 13h hurt you but you obviously were trying to hurt me
AMERICA JONES 13h and yeah i went to kon why wouldnt i but he was mad at me too
AMERICA JONES 13h so if you like me being miserable congratulations
Obadiah Thompson 13h we love company
AMERICA JONES 13h whats the word for mad but also love you but also not forgetting this you a*****e
Obadiah Thompson 13h is it an ego thing? because his entire life is making exceptions for you? i would think that's pretty gratifying
AMERICA JONES 13h what do you mean who is making exceptions for me
AMERICA JONES 11h forget it doesnt matter because no whatever you mean by that and whoever you mean by that no
AMERICA JONES 10h because then everything would a lot ******** simpler if i just wanted my ego stroked
AMERICA JONES 5h are you ignoring me christ i did hurt you didnt i maybe just your feelings but im still sorry i should treat you better even if you are an
AMERICA JONES 5h a*****e that tries upset me on purpose
AMERICA JONES 4h wait no that doesn sound right i shouldnt treat you beter when your bein an a*****e i should stomp on your ******** toe and pull your nose
AMERICA JONES 4h you got off light
AMERICA JONES 4h im a ducking saint for the s**t i Detroit with
AMERICA JONES 4h this is the worst i cant even on leave civility are soooo fragile you have to be gently with then or ambulance
Obadiah Thompson 4h what the ******** did you do
AMERICA JONES 3h was a while go dont be like that everything fine
Obadiah Thompson 3h how the hell did put up turn into detroit
AMERICA JONES 3h what about Detroit ive never been
AMERICA JONES 3h O
AMERICA JONES 3h deal
Obadiah Thompson 3h never go either it's a s**t hole
AMERICA JONES 3h isnt it like the 8mile place
AMERICA JONES 3h dont think ive forget about the fancy dinner eithrt
AMERICA JONES 3h im gonna get a dress for it n then its like cement n you gotta
Obadiah Thompson 3h I just don't think that's a good idea
AMERICA JONES 3h why not
Obadiah Thompson 3h it feels like ******** forever ago i made those reservations
AMERICA JONES 3h youre still mad sad
Obadiah Thompson 2h Is there any particular reason I shouldn't be?
AMERICA JONES 2h so i did hurt you
Obadiah Thompson 2h not physically, I wish you would stop being so ******** hung up on that
Obadiah Thompson 2h it's emasculating, thanks
AMERICA JONES 2h ITS JUST EASIER WHEN ITS PHYSICAL OK I NEVER KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN I HURT YOUR FEELINGS IM NOT USED TO CARING ABOUT THOSE THINGS
Obadiah Thompson 2h I had so many ******** plans for that day of leave with you.
AMERICA JONES 2h what were they
AMERICA JONES 2h i told you mine
Obadiah Thompson 1h I just wanted one normal day. Just entirely normal for one ******** day.
AMERICA JONES 1h and you dont think thats a good idea anymore or just not a good idea with me
Obadiah Thompson 1h It's impossible to have a normal day with you.
Obadiah Thompson 1h Maybe it's impossible to have a normal day with anyone, I don't ******** know.
AMERICA JONES 1h i can be normal for a day
AMERICA JONES 1h maybe
AMERICA JONES 1h but im not really sure what that even is
Obadiah Thompson 1h I can't
AMERICA JONES 1h do you have to be
AMERICA JONES 1h because i kinda like you
AMERICA JONES 1h even when you try to piss me off for god knows what reason
Obadiah Thompson 1h When did I get downgraded from love to kinda like
AMERICA JONES 1h i was trying to play it cool
AMERICA JONES 1h i love you
AMERICA JONES 1h even though you make me so damn mad
AMERICA JONES 1h and talk s**t about me on twitter
AMERICA JONES 1h and then get angry and dont tell me why
AMERICA JONES 1h and never answer a question straight on
AMERICA JONES 1h and go back on fancy dinners
Obadiah Thompson 1h What is stability, to you? Right now.
AMERICA JONES 1h its getting up everyday and knowing what i want to do with and how and then doing it
AMERICA JONES 1h one day i want that to be different
AMERICA JONES 1h but thats what i have right now
Obadiah Thompson 1h What do you want it to be one day?
AMERICA JONES 1h Id like it to be kon and you and my friends and my home and community id like that
AMERICA JONES 1h but for now its me
Obadiah Thompson 24m Maybe I'll change my mind again about dinner and I'll have a reason to coax you into putting your hair up
AMERICA JONES 21m well see
AMERICA JONES 21m i dont put my hair up nice for just any old reason
Obadiah Thompson 11m I love you and I'm sorry I piss you off but I probably won't stop
AMERICA JONES 11m good
AMERICA JONES 11m dont ever
A box of hair clips
Jun 21 oh but it all fell out in the blast
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 baldybald.jpg
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 but at least i can wear the headband
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 prettiestbaldy.jpg
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 oh look it grew back now i can wear all of them
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 allofthematonce.jpg
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 thanksilovethem.jpg
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 its a date and no takebacks
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Only if you wear your hair up.
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 so particular should it be prom up beauty queen up sexy teacher up going to court up waitress up princess up
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 should i get a beehive i know youre keen on size
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 maybe cornrows
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 I was in the process of saying I trust your judgment but then I realized I don't
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Wtf is going to court up
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 its when you are a demure young lady who dont cause no trouble hair
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Don't do that then.
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 ill save it for next time you get mad at me
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 its hella convincing
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 I'm sure you'll have ample opportunities to demonstrate it then
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Is there no "nice dinner with besotted and generous swain" up? How is there going to court up but not that
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 bit of a mouthful honey
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 guess ill have to make one up special
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Do that thing where there's bits around your face and the back of your neck
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 i think i can manage that much what type of dress should i wear
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 That is so far out of the realm of my expertise
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Wear heels though. Maybe not huge heels. Don't be taller than I am.
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 well how will i know how much leather is too much leather goodness me and thats even before the spandex whats a girl to do
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 I know you're joking so I refuse to Prudie for you
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 yes enjoy the height while you can ive been growing some
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Don't say that it makes me feel ******** old
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 Also stop where you are it's a good height
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 naw when you get old youll shrink
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 i will send my legs a memo with your concerns
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 they said theyll take it under consideration and have included a gift card for lifts
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 I'm not that short
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 You know I ******** hate emoticons but ******** it
Obadiah Thompson Jun 21 sad
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 wink
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 if it makes you feel better youre still taller than most folks including me n kon
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 though maybe the shave cost you a bit just sayin
AMERICA JONES Jun 21 and they say a nice bit of whiskers can add a good 2 inches
Date Clothes
AMERICA JONES 8h asked allan about dresses
AMERICA JONES 8h maid.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h hope you clean up well
AMERICA JONES 8h shepherdess.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h will there be lamb
AMERICA JONES 8h sailormoon.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h gonna punish you
AMERICA JONES 8h somuchleather.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h gonna punish you a lot
AMERICA JONES 8h policelady.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h crime n punishment
AMERICA JONES 8h maybe you should work on your court hair
AMERICA JONES 8h nurse.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h lets get shots after
Obadiah Thompson 7h I feel so conflicted about those last two
AMERICA JONES 7h dont you mean convicted
Obadiah Thompson 7h Why allan
AMERICA JONES 7h i thought he has lots of costumes but nothing really suits
AMERICA JONES 7h so im gonna do the shopping duty and see if theres anything good at the mall
AMERICA JONES 7h if youre ever gonna tell me why you asked about cami better do it now before i ask her myself
Obadiah Thompson 7h Just curious. I like her. Very sensible
AMERICA JONES 7h so you were just prevaricating to drive me a little crazy
Obadiah Thompson 6h I was prevaricating because I was pissed at you but I guess that's the same thing.
AMERICA JONES 6h gettin all mad because i got a bit jealous well ill do my best not to be from now on
where u at
AMERICA JONES Jun 25 where are you
AMERICA JONES Jun 25 if youve been avoiding me i will hunt you down
AMERICA JONES Jun 25 where are bootsie tootsie
AMERICA JONES Jun 25 did you go on a mission and not say anything
AMERICA JONES Jun 25 is it a secret mission or are you just being an a*****e
AMERICA JONES Jun 25 you know sometimes i think itd be nice to just disappear to go on a mission for a long while without anybody knowing where i am but then i
AMERICA JONES Jun 25 remember what a shitty thing that is to do just sayin
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 its a shame theres no point in sending you these selfies while i try this stuff on since youre not around to give any timely suggestions
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 Yes I am on a mission. Quint and Jessel are with Peyton. You don't want suggestions; you want me to tell you you look great in everything.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 Which you do.
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 damn right
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 cami probably has better opinions on undies anyway also i got caelius some sweats with wings on the butt i hope he wears them at least once
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 send me a text next time you leave like that so i dont have to run around searching for your a**
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 what kind of mission can you say
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 Nothing special. I'm only gone a couple of days, I'll fill you in.
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 so you were just being a thoughtless p***k
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 It was thrust upon me unexpectedly
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 cause that never happens
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 i always send you a message just sayin
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 like even when its the middle of the ******** night and there bodies around im like
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 "hey i dont want taym to have to fuss and think im off the deep end again ill just take these 20 seconds to send him a text"
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 ugh and now im being fussy too its ******** contagious
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 I'm trapped in a car with Maebe and three teenage girls, the worst you have to worry about it is me losing my ******** mind.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 Also, belatedly, I don't know whether you're insinuating Cami has amazing taste in underwear or that I have really terrible taste.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 But I suspect it's neither and you're just trying to pretend that if I'd texted you I was leaving, I'd be getting underwear selfies
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 Which frankly I doubt
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 pinkbags.jpg
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 a road trip with maebe sounds fun are the girls cute
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 are you acting grouchy at them or being sweet
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 They're adorable little hellions.
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 One of them keeps hitting on me, one just used "internalized misogyny" in a sentence, and the other refuses to look away from her ebook.
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 since theyre cute i bet youre being grouchy as ******** JONES Jun 26 could be worse they could ALL be hitting on you
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 Did you find a dress, then?
AMERICA JONES Jun 26 i did we got lucky with that mall even if it was kinda spooky with half the stores shut down
Obadiah Thompson Jun 26 Sounds like you ended up at the same one Peyton and I did. Like all that was open was a Victoria's Secret and an H&M
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 that or we got a bead on all creepy malls around the states but it was good enough i got my shopping done and an extra mission on my ledger
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 are you and maebe okay now or are you still being weird about each other
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 this place has so many ******** windows i swear i never thought id be so grateful the basement doesnt have any
Obadiah Thompson Jun 27 That's my second window in under a year.
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 americancraftsmanship.jpg
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 my 52nd in a week
Obadiah Thompson Jun 27 I am genuinely impressed
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 you should be im ******** talented has the one thats hitting on you amped up her game yet
Obadiah Thompson Jun 27 She fell asleep but I'm pretty sure I disillusioned her by not letting her hit on bikers anyway
Obadiah Thompson Jun 27 Have been informed that I am less cool than her grandmother
Obadiah Thompson Jun 27 Anyway Maebe told them I had a girlfriend, although possibly that was just to subject me to interrogation
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 not letting her hit on other men probably just has her plotting wait until she spills a drink on herself as an excuse to start stripping
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 cant underestimate a teenage girl honey
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 ohhhh a girlfriend hope maebe did you a solid and made her hot
Obadiah Thompson Jun 27 She did
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 so you guys are getting along then smile
Obadiah Thompson Jun 27 I try not to let personal disagreements interfere with my work even when work is ferrying teenage girls around.
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 i bet you all are being cute as ******** JONES Jun 27 in a professional way of course smile
Is where the heart is
Obadiah Thompson 2h Home.
AMERICA JONES 1h welcome home smile
AMERICA JONES 1h can i swing by to hear all about it or are you beat
Obadiah Thompson 1h Later maybe
Obadiah Thompson 1h newcoatfordinner.jpeg
Obadiah Thompson 1h newcoatforwork.jpeg
AMERICA JONES 1h oh well dont you clean up nice
AMERICA JONES 1h WAIT WHAT
AMERICA JONES 1h oh my god that was your promotion was it was it it was oh my god
AMERICA JONES 1h YOURE SUCH AN a*****e NOW YOU OUTRANK ME AGAIN
AMERICA JONES 1h CONGRATULATIONS
AMERICA JONES 1h OMG ITS MOON TOO YOU DID IT
Obadiah Thompson 56m I am getting moved up to the second floor but I'll probably stay down here awhile
Obadiah Thompson 55m Your enthusiasm is touching, thank you.
AMERICA JONES 52m are you gonna have an apartment warming thing what do you want for the new place do i get to hug you next time i see you
Obadiah Thompson 50m No, nothing, and maybe
AMERICA JONES 44m oh good then i can just pick something
AMERICA JONES 44m i once saw some giant plaster dog statues on a game show i think itd suit
AMERICA JONES 43m or maybe one of those velvet paintings
AMERICA JONES 43m of like a clown or elvis
AMERICA JONES 42m you get a bathroom right maybe a whole army of rubber ducks or a shower curtain that looks like a giant dollar bill
Obadiah Thompson 41m I'm sure that will look great on the back wall of my closet.
Obadiah Thompson 40m I got a bathroom. Shower's separate from the bathtub. Mercifully I require no curtain. No answer to the ducks though god help me
AMERICA JONES 40m staring out at you every time you change
AMERICA JONES 39m oh no answer huh do you like baths
Obadiah Thompson 34m I like them better sans ducks
Obadiah Thompson 29m I love you
AMERICA JONES 27m i love you too
AMERICA JONES 27m and im proud of you but dont think this means you get to boss me around
Obadiah Thompson 26m I'm not naive enough to think that I could.
AMERICA JONES 22m smile
A little party just for you
AMERICA JONES 8h tubadiah decided to throw you a little party anyway
AMERICA JONES 8h tinyhat.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h tinycake.jpg
AMERICA JONES 8h sohappyforyou.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 8h Oh my god that is ******** adorable
Obadiah Thompson 8h That is weapons grade cute
Obadiah Thompson 8h Harley used to have rats and we made them a tiny Thanksgiving dinner one year. Plates and everything.
AMERICA JONES 8h did you dress them up like pilgrims and indians
Obadiah Thompson 8h I tried to put little feathers on one but he protested
AMERICA JONES 8h probably the political sort
Obadiah Thompson 8h I bet Tubadiah would let you
AMERICA JONES 8h he loves dress up time
AMERICA JONES 8h at first he was so scared of the clothes
AMERICA JONES 8h like they were gonna eat him up
AMERICA JONES 8h but now hell preen around all proud
AMERICA JONES 8h callhimmacaroni.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 8h Hahaha ******** adorable
Leveling Rep
Obadiah Thompson 2h Why do you bother with him?
AMERICA JONES 1h hes a s**t head and rude as ******** but hes also someone wholl give their all if you give them a chance and i know its ******** weak as ******** to
AMERICA JONES 1h to say "hes not all bad" but hes not really
AMERICA JONES 1h and he likes to act like hes all ******** tough and terrible and gives no shuts but hes like a little ******** kid more often than not
AMERICA JONES 1h hes like this clumsy a** crybaby little brother who keeps ******** up and throwing tantrums
Obadiah Thompson 1h He tried to murder me.
AMERICA JONES 1h like shiloh?
Obadiah Thompson 1h I did less to provoke him
Obadiah Thompson 1h And it wasnt a spar
Obadiah Thompson 1h He pulled that ******** axe on me in an empty cafeteria and if Jordan hadn't shown up I am positive he would have used it
Obadiah Thompson 1h He has repeatedly demonstrated that he cares for no suffering but his own
Obadiah Thompson 1h He's no better than Lawrence. He's just better at faking it.
AMERICA JONES 1h thats insane hed try that
AMERICA JONES 1h but i cant say im surprised
Obadiah Thompson 1h And even if you want to set aside all that, set aside Shiloh, you're still left with a racist misogynist who thinks the suffering
Obadiah Thompson 1h of small animals is entertaining
Obadiah Thompson 1h So: why do you bother
AMERICA JONES 1h i know that! and you dont ever ******** see me telling him thats okay
AMERICA JONES 1h there is only one answer you want here taym and its "i dont" or maybe youd settle for "youre right i have terrible taste"
AMERICA JONES 1h im not gonna tell you not to hate him or that you should "go easy on him" though no ******** worries but i dont hate him even if
AMERICA JONES 1h i dont particularly like him half the time either
Obadiah Thompson 1h Did you honestly just try to use the take it easy thing against me
AMERICA JONES 1h you brought up the comparison besides pey got mad at me because she thought i was protecting his feelings like last month too
Obadiah Thompson 1h Good. She deserved to be mad.
AMERICA JONES 1h and what do i deserve taym
Obadiah Thompson 1h To surround yourself with better people than that
Obadiah Thompson 1h And to invest your energy in worthier pursuits than a murderer's hurt feelings
AMERICA JONES 1h im surrounded by murderers soon-to-be murders and all sorts of broken folks i have plenty of other things on the table besides bothering
AMERICA JONES 1h rep to be less of a shithead or asking people to stop talking about a thing on twitter to protect my own damn feelings
AMERICA JONES 1h and you dont even like my worthier pursuits
AMERICA JONES 56m but ill tell you a thing obadiah thompson
AMERICA JONES 56m ive never been happier in my life than i am here
AMERICA JONES 55m ive never been close to as many people
AMERICA JONES 54m and i never let people as close as you or kon are to me period
AMERICA JONES 54m ive never had nearly as much purpose that felt right and good
Obadiah Thompson 53m I help you with them every time you ask and sometimes when you don't
AMERICA JONES 53m and ive never felt a place was my home as much i do here
AMERICA JONES 51m yeah you do
AMERICA JONES 51m smile
Obadiah Thompson 50m How ******** miserable must you have been before
AMERICA JONES 49m even if you dont really believe in me youre still willing to help and dont think i dont appreciate that
Obadiah Thompson 49m None of your stories sounded so bad
AMERICA JONES 48m it wasnt terrible and i wasnt miserable
AMERICA JONES 47m there was just a lot of distance
AMERICA JONES 45m and i didnt really have a place anywhere that i could look at and say "this is mine, this is where i belong"
AMERICA JONES 44m same as most people probably i just you know rocked it and became awesome instead of depressing and emo
Obadiah Thompson 41m I know you won't believe this but I don't get out of bed in the morning thinking "you know what'd be great? If I'm miserable again today."
AMERICA JONES 39m i wasnt trying to needle you with that
AMERICA JONES 38m i just know "i dont belong anywhere" is the most obnoxiously emo teenage s**t ever even when its true
AMERICA JONES 36m but i do hope you get out of bed sometimes and go "you know what'd be great? if i did something to make me really happy today"
Obadiah Thompson 32m If wishes were horses
AMERICA JONES 28m they might be who knows ive been a kitten before
Obadiah Thompson 22m I have done that. Gotten up in the morning and thought that. And then I realized I was already happy, and asked you to go running anyway.
AMERICA JONES 15m that made me happy too
AMERICA JONES 11m but that was probably kinda obvious
Serious Grief
Obadiah Thompson 2h I ******** hate this ******** island.
AMERICA JONES 2h did it get you too
Obadiah Thompson 2h Whatever it was
AMERICA JONES 2h i spend the whole night writing stupid apology letters and ugly crying it was ******** awful at least the sensitivity thing was funny
Obadiah Thompson 2h One month without our heads ******** with would be great
Obadiah Thompson 2h And funny for YOU maybe
AMERICA JONES 2h you were lucky i was there i dont just let anyone cry on me okay and if youd had to trustfall or anything id have totally caught you
AMERICA JONES 2h im glad this one didnt break windows or make people get all rowdy and destructive though gotta say
AMERICA JONES 2h but i ******** hate regrets theyre so ******** useless i spent the morning burning a big pile of stupid ones
Obadiah Thompson 2h I was drunk for that one. All I got was a broken window.
Obadiah Thompson 1h I have two to worry about now. Windows I mean.
AMERICA JONES 1h were you sleeping upstairs for it
Obadiah Thompson 1h Yes. The one ******** day I decide I want my room back so I can be drunk in peace
AMERICA JONES 1h well youll get a lot of experience replacing them yourself now that youre in moon biggrin
AMERICA JONES 1h well i guess you managed that just fine if you were out for the rest of it
AMERICA JONES 1h i tried to go find caelius for a throw down im pretty glad i didnt manage that
Obadiah Thompson 1h Jesus ******** Christ. Me too.
AMERICA JONES 1h it was like the second near suicide in a month because of this s**t and its almost funny looking back but then its just scary as ******** JONES 1h like good thing we're durable
AMERICA JONES 1h so i guess crying and writing emo letters wasnt that bad but i still feel like ive been ridden hard and put away wet
Obadiah Thompson 1h Jesus. Never use that expression.
Obadiah Thompson 1h Wait. Twice?
AMERICA JONES 1h when we forgot death i was fine though nothing worse than some bruises and a bad hair day
AMERICA JONES 1h durable as ******** Thompson 1h Jesus ******** Christ America
Obadiah Thompson 1h And you worry about me
AMERICA JONES 1h those were under the influence of weird mind ******** s**t!
AMERICA JONES 1h and if anything it just means i can take a lickin and keep on tickin right
AMERICA JONES 1h i dont intend to die ******** ever if possible i would like to become an old a** hot granny
Obadiah Thompson 1h You should drink more. Prevented me from doing something stupid twice now. If you are already under one influence the other has a hard time.
AMERICA JONES 1h ive been either smoking or drinking more lately during down time gotta say but id rather it not become a crutch need to figure something
AMERICA JONES 1h out for s**t like this like maybe a phone app
Obadiah Thompson 1h How is a phone app going to help
Obadiah Thompson 1h Also why aren't you sharing that s**t with me? People charge me a fortune. I bet you don't have that problem
AMERICA JONES 1h like if youre feeling off you can use it to get somebody to watch you or restrain you if possible or maybe if theres no one you could have
AMERICA JONES 1h prerecorded s**t that helps you calm down like messages from friends or your favourite song i dont know im not sciencey
AMERICA JONES 1h all you gotta do is say honey
Obadiah Thompson 1h That's some therapist couch sensitivity meeting bullshit. Stick to the pot
AMERICA JONES 1h im gonna suggest it to some tech nerds next time i see some about
AMERICA JONES 1h cant be stoned all the time boo
Obadiah Thompson 1h Only true if you aren't applying yourself
AMERICA JONES 1h or if you gotta work nearly every day
Obadiah Thompson 1h You can do both
Obadiah Thompson 1h Witness: every upscale kitchen employee on earth
AMERICA JONES 1h I would never.
Obadiah Thompson 1h Good for you. I'll remember it next time we get called on a midnight mission and you're smoking up the treehouse
AMERICA JONES 1h fine id never intentionally do that i try to be professional when i know im gonna be working okay and maybe you dont take me seriously but
AMERICA JONES 1h i do when it comes to work
Obadiah Thompson 1h Who says I don't take you seriously
AMERICA JONES 58m well its hard to ******** tell when you shoot down my idea quick as can be and go on to tell me i might as well show up high for my shifts
Obadiah Thompson 51m Skepticism over the effectiveness of a few platitudes in the face of some power that rendered me incapable of getting out of bed for a day &
Obadiah Thompson 50m left you of all people feeling that busted up does not mean I don't take you seriously
Obadiah Thompson 49m I always take you seriously
AMERICA JONES 42m okay
Obadiah Thompson 42m For ******** sake
AMERICA JONES 38m im not mad just okay
AMERICA JONES 38m i trust you
Obadiah Thompson 37m I hate that you spend your time on shitty people (myself included) and I hate that I can't make myself share your optimism but if you knew
Obadiah Thompson 36m how often I have thought "but if anyone can make that work it's her" you would know how ******** seriously I take you
AMERICA JONES 34m thank you
AMERICA JONES 33m i wrote of lot im sorries at you last night
Obadiah Thompson 30m I don't know what for. They ought to all be heading the other direction
AMERICA JONES 28m i burned them all anyway but i dont have any real regrets ok
AMERICA JONES 28m not about you
Obadiah Thompson 6m Good night, America Jones
AMERICA JONES 3m night obadiah thompson
AMERICA JONES 12s love you
Subdued Gratitude
Obadiah Thompson Jul 4 Happy birthday and have a good time. I left your gift in your room for you.
AMERICA JONES Jul 4 okay thank you
AMERICA JONES Jul 4 theyre perfect
AMERICA JONES Jul 4 i hadnt realized you noticed
AMERICA JONES Jul 4 thank you i love them
Obadiah Thompson Jul 4 I'm glad you like them. I'm sorry they take so much room and I'm sorry for the shoddy wrapping job
AMERICA JONES Jul 4 i get to have my own little library now too smile
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 It might already have more in it than Kostya's. Don't let him get too jealous.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 he just has to learn he cant have the biggest everything
Need and Want
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 i need to be a normal friend now dont i
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 I don't know
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 What made you ask that
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 because i said id try but i dont know what i should stop doing what i need to hold back to make things okay
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 I don't either. I wish I hadn't said anything. I ******** hate the idea of you holding back anything
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 It shouldn't be your ******** job to keep me from making bad decisions. Shouldn't be anyone's job but mine
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 when i opened that box I wanted to go cry at you and drag you out to that tree house and tell you all about uncle malby and those books and
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 what they mean to me but i dont know whats okay anymore because i hate the thought that im your bad decision
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 You aren't. The stupid s**t I do to you/expect of you is. Don't phrase it like that. I'm sorry again. I'm glad you liked the gift.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 I was trying to be less selfish for once in my ******** life and I think I just made it worse. I'm sorry.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 guess that makes two of us
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 There's an easier solution to this ******** problem than this mess.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 No there isn't. Never mind.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 if you mean cut each other out completely then youre right no there ******** isnt
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 Not even remotely what I meant
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 good >sad
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 I hope you tell me all those things anyway one day.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 You can tell me anything you want to.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 i want to tell you all my stories even the ones thatll make you get all mean and judgey or even hate me a bit
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 is it okay
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 I never want you to feel like there's something you can't tell me.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 And I don't think I could ever hate you, anyway.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 cant accuse you of bad taste but you havent even heard them yet
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 That's a thing that can be remedied.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 but if it turns not okay
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 youll tell me right
Obadiah Thompson Jul 5 I promise
Probably just for existing in general...
Obadiah Thompson Jul 6 I'm sorry.
AMERICA JONES Jul 6 what about
AMERICA JONES Jul 6 theres nothing to be sorry about you didnt do anything
AMERICA JONES Jul 6 i shouldnt lose my s**t just because some a*****e is wrong on twitter
Cute pets are a safe topic right?
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 tubadiah had fun playing in the wrapping paper and bows leftover from my party
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 partyanimal.mov
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 since hes so good a let him play outside in the kiddie pool
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 splishsplash.mov
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 he still stumbles and falls when he gets too excited but he gets back up again now like its nothing
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 Jesus Christ you need to stick a diabetic warning on those. He is adorable. Surprised he isn't scared of water too
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 he uses it just like a little bird!
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 okay sometimes like a penguin bird
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 I wonder if the cats would just act like cats
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 i went to see felipe pierre again and got to feed some penguins it was the best i heard some people got turned into penguins once
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 i wanna try it
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 you should see
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 That's both better and worse than kittens
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 less cuddles more play!
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 I don't want to risk offending them if they hate it
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 oh honey im sure youve already managed to offend them somehow
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 but bring extra candies just in case
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 I have presented them with a bathtub full of water.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 totalapathy.jpg
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 typicalcats.jpg
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 Half an hour a day out of that box and they spend it sleeping.
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 they must feel really relaxed around you but they are really well behaved
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 but i wanna play with them sometime they can have a playdate with tubs
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 ive got extra rolls of crepe paper and a laser printer and everything
Obadiah Thompson Jul 10 They told me they'd consider your offer if you promised not to put them in tiny hats again. It's beneath their dignity.
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 they ******** loved those hats dont twist their words
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 okay fine ill bring out the big guns
AMERICA JONES Jul 10 cardboardbox.jpg
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Kryptonite. Hopefully Tubadiah won't be terrified of them.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 not of those two sweet peas
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 now if you had one of those creepy ones that looked like caelius
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Shu has one of those. I had to stuff it in a box. Very satisfying.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 im surprised it didnt shoot you with a teenie little gun
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 It made little finger guns. I s**t you not.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 gonna have to sleep lightly for weeks in case its got a vendetta
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 A tiny, unsettlingly adorable vendetta.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 watch out or itll smish your face and call you a failure
Spoilers for Bambi
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Peyton went to sweet-talk Dwight into giving me a discount to runic up this laptop and the price she has exacted is that it's full of Disney
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 movies. Like the entire ******** collection.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 And Fiona has not shut up for days about how I ought to watch Bambi and seems to think I am misremembering how sad it is.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 i think fiona can handle the sad just fine
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 though maybe youll need some help gotta say
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 and its not like old yeller or where the red fern grows
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 i felt sad just typing those no lie
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 God I read Where the Red Fern Grows as a kid and it ******** me up for weeks
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 The Red Pony was worse though.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 i dont recall that one at all whats it about
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Steinbeck demonstrating that life is nothing but misery and disappointment.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 is that the guy who wrote the boring movie about the man in the boat or the man who wrote one where the slow fellow loves things too hard
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 The second one. You have a real gift for literary criticism.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 ill have you know ive finished both the stuttering parrot and the whispering mummy
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 soon somebodys gonna swing by and mistake me for a really hot nerd
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 You can just give them your assessment of the oeuvre of John Steinbeck and put to rest any misconceptions.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 oh now youre breaking out the hella fancy words arent ya
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 I am glad you're reading them. At a rapid clip too.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 well i hate waiting until the next day to know the end and ive forgotten a lot of what happened since the first i read them
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 What strange ******** world is this that I'm up watching a movie and you're reading
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 It's a very different word, indeed, Mr. Thompson. Let me tell you my opinions on Nabokov and symbolism. They're delightful and illuminating.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Nabokov hated symbolism.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 Indeed! Let me fetch my pipe and tweed jacket.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 Very sorry for the wait, it was out of bubbles!
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 As I was saying, Nabokov hated symbolism.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 But Dostoyevsky, he loved to beat a dead horse.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Did Bashmet feed you that one? It's completely accurate.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 he may have made a sassy comment once
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 and why to russian names have to be so damn ridiculous im never typing that one again
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 oh looks like the world changed back
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Bashmet does not strike me as a fan of Dostoyevsky's. Inefficient.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 and i dont blame him a bit
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 i didnt like those movies at all
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 I missed something.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 oh hope it wasnt a good part is fiona liking the movie
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 You know how little old ladies squeal around a particularly cute baby? Imagine the feeling behind that squeal unspooling nonstop
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 you should take her camping sometime
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 I draw the line at watching the frozen pond scene three times in a row. Camping is a no.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 what about just a hike up in some nice forest
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 god no
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 so stingy not even a few hours of nature for your partner who protects and heals you and has your back all the time
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 I just watched the frozen pond scene THREE TIMES
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 youve got the stamina for one little nature walk
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 and you even have all those extra leave days now
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 you know ive heard hunters weapons are really mean to them just down right abusive but fiona seems really nice
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 i think she could use a nice day in the woods and you can read that one book about the pond and nature while in nature itll be great
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 She can be pretty bitchy but I don't think it comes naturally to a deer to be abusive. She's self-righteous as s**t. Is Stryker an a*****e?
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 Oh god, you don't mean Walden, do you?
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 The biggest crock of masturbatory bullshit. Speaking of self-righteous bitches.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 stryker is sweet as anything as long as i put my time in training and doing the cartwheels and coolguy poses
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 then some other nature book!
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 youve been here over a year now havent you
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 i bet you didnt even do anything for you and fionas anniversary
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 For ******** sake we aren't married.
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 its a bit more serious than married when you think about it
Firebird Suite
AMERICA JONES Jul 11 do you have the fantasia movies as well
Obadiah Thompson Jul 11 I have a Fantasia on here, why?
AMERICA JONES Jul 12 i think shed like it especially if you have the newer one too
Obadiah Thompson Jul 12 Why are you enabling her?
AMERICA JONES Jul 12 because she deserves nice things
Obadiah Thompson Jul 12 I do too and spending another two hours huddled bored out of my mind in front of a movie is not my idea of a nice thing
AMERICA JONES Jul 12 well then treat yourself to something you like during
Gifts
AMERICA JONES 11h did she like it?
Obadiah Thompson 4h I should just stick her in a golem and you two can have a ******** tea party
AMERICA JONES 4h i would take her out for a picnic in the woods and maybe hike up the volcano
AMERICA JONES 2h i dont think they can eat though so maybe not a picnic maybe a race though i bet shes fast and quiet like you
AMERICA JONES 2h and i bet shes really pretty too so wed take lots of pics
AMERICA JONES 2h do you know i asked the obnoxious prince for a dickpic ages ago so he gave me an actual ******** painting of him with my birthday present
AMERICA JONES 2h when i put it up in the house im gonna give it one of those fancy little curtain things with the tassel pull
Obadiah Thompson 1h That's disturbing
Obadiah Thompson 1h Not sure whether I am offended or relieved you never asked me for one but I've been told that every pic of me counts as a d**k pic
AMERICA JONES 56m honey it took forever just to get you to take a legit selfie with me i figured dickpics would be another half a year out at least
Obadiah Thompson 51m I feel like a guy who answers that request with a painting instead of a legit d**k pic has something to hide.
AMERICA JONES 46m did you see him in that tiny skirt at the christmas party not a lot was hidden gotta say
AMERICA JONES 23m its hard to compete with a fancy painting and all but you should try anyway
Obadiah Thompson 17m justthetip.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 17m hard.jpg
AMERICA JONES 12m i need to go sit down and compose myself send more
Obadiah Thompson 10m uncut.jpg
Obadiah Thompson 9m gettingoff.jpg
AMERICA JONES 7m i wonder if ill ever be able to wear white again what with my virtue being compromised by such lewd sights and my shift partner looking
AMERICA JONES 7m ready to call in a lifer to see ive been infected by some ******** laughing effect you a*****e im crying you made me cry
Obadiah Thompson 5m Laughter and/or tears are the usual reactions to my d**k pics.
AMERICA JONES 3m yes well im glad to see youre still circumspect
AMERICA JONES 2m ;D
AMERICA JONES 21s gonna put this hard one in a nice frame though
AMERICA JONES now but no little curtains or tassel pull for you
Obadiah Thompson 8m I will pay you not to do that. I have instant regrets.
AMERICA JONES 58s okay maybe a little locket then
** Disclaimer: no dickpics were sent alas uncut.jpg : picture of Taym when he first arrived with hobo hair and beard hard.jpg : taym mean mugging gettingoff.jpg : taym's finished duty checklist
Obadiah Thompson 1h they werent interested in a repeat performance
Obadiah Thompson 1h which also seems about right
AMERICA JONES 1h but at least you bagged twins
Obadiah Thompson 1h that's so ******** wrong
Obadiah Thompson 1h on so many levels
AMERICA JONES 38m spreadwide.jpg
AMERICA JONES 38m soaking.jpg
Obadiah Thompson Jul 14 dirty.jpg
Obadiah Thompson Jul 14 sixpack.jpg
Obadiah Thompson Jul 14 You could call bullshit on that one just from the ******** filename though
Obadiah Thompson Jul 14 forscale.jpg
AMERICA JONES Jul 14 i like that one a lot smile
**DISCLAIMER: pics were of construction work and minipets
Cold light of day
Obadiah Thompson Jul 14 once again learning the meaning of "cold light of day" this morning, great.
AMERICA JONES Jul 14 awwww honey were you snookered last night
AMERICA JONES Jul 14 dont worry ill keep your dirty secret in exchange for time with that hot sixpack and the affection of those twins
Obadiah Thompson Jul 14 The six pack is already gone but I can probably arrange the other part
AMERICA JONES Jul 14 ill bring tubadiah for a playdate biggrin
AMERICA JONES Jul 14 and we can all watch fantasia
Obadiah Thompson Jul 14 Just don't get too friendly. I'm the jealous type, remember
AMERICA JONES Jul 14 on my way to steal your boostie tootsie
Concerning footwear
Obadiah Thompson Jul 18 Are you actually buying those?
AMERICA JONES Jul 18 naw but i hope you made a good face and maybe sighed a bit or made that disgusted sound
Obadiah Thompson Jul 18 I was actually just thinking that they're preferable to the pink things at least
AMERICA JONES Jul 18 im gonna have to find some way to top those one day
Obadiah Thompson Jul 18 Please don't
AMERICA JONES Jul 18 biggrin
AMERICA JONES Jul 18 maybe i can make them myself i know my way around a beddazler
Clones and Classrooms
AMERICA JONES 11h are they the ones from the sahara like the one they brought here
Obadiah Thompson 11h Edith said the last ones I ran into were being deployed by Merlin somehow, but yes, same ******** things but they've gotten better somehow
Obadiah Thompson 11h Ripley ran into one on a mission and when he saw me on the training fields he jumped me, had no idea it wasn't me
Obadiah Thompson 11h And I don't blame him. Based on what he'd said I would have killed me without asking any questions
AMERICA JONES 10h what happened did it hurt him
Obadiah Thompson 9h I am not ready to talk about it
AMERICA JONES 9h need anything?
Obadiah Thompson 9h A time machine
AMERICA JONES 9h what about a tubadiah i hear he bribed someone to get those yellow pink cherries yesterday and he might even be willing to share
Obadiah Thompson 9h Not right now, sweetheart
Obadiah Thompson 8h What do you need for the town project right now?
AMERICA JONES 7h basic repair on the first neighborhood is nearly done so mostly willing workers to start cleaning the next one and working on the school
AMERICA JONES 7h im gonna ask edith about getting it shielded since its a public building
AMERICA JONES 7h then folks without offices can work out of it and kon can start making a real library
Obadiah Thompson 7h I've been trying to prioritize areas there, and since the gym's in good shape was thinking auditorium, maybe pool, maybe a wing of
Obadiah Thompson 7h classrooms would be enough to go on with. But I don't know what I'm doing. What do we need to get it shielded?
AMERICA JONES 7h a solid proposal and budget ediths pretty reasonable if youve got your ducks in a row
Obadiah Thompson 7h I never have my ******** ducks in a row.
AMERICA JONES 7h ill bring by a school map next time youre free and we can make a strategy for going through the school
Obadiah Thompson 7h I'm working on some other things for her but I can't spend all day on them. I need s**t to do with my hands.
AMERICA JONES 7h well were not running out of that sort of work any time soon
Obadiah Thompson 7h You remember earlier when you said "need anything?"
Obadiah Thompson 7h It'd be nice if you could bottle whatever it is that makes you look at what a shambles this place is and see it as things to fix instead of
Obadiah Thompson 7h a reason to just give up and confine yourself to aimless busy work.
AMERICA JONES 7h i know it sounds like some kinda after school special but it just comes down to believing in myself
AMERICA JONES 7h if it helps at all i believe in you too
AMERICA JONES 7h christ i feel like a ******** hallmark card
AMERICA JONES 7h its like running an obstacle course knowing you have it in you to get through it like the obstacles dont even matter because it all comes
AMERICA JONES 7h down to you and not anything else
AMERICA JONES 7h so who cares about shambles when im right here and capable as ******** Thompson 6h Bring the map over some time
AMERICA JONES 21h and isnt that just a lovely happy trail you have there mr thompson
AMERICA JONES 21h did you stay long enough to pitch a tent
Obadiah Thompson 21h Might have, if you'd been here too
AMERICA JONES 20h missingout.jpg*
Obadiah Thompson 20h So about that trade we discussed. Really, it's very generous of me. You're getting two for the price of one.
AMERICA JONES 20h true and tubs is more like 85% of one so the maths is pretty solid to my benefit let me ask him right quick
AMERICA JONES 20h oh hes too busy napping on my chest while getting his ears scritched what a shame
Obadiah Thompson 20h Well I know from experience that that's not a time to allow distractions
AMERICA JONES 20h damn right
AMERICA JONES 17h maybe this will tide you over
AMERICA JONES 17h chestnap.jpg**
Obadiah Thompson 17h Still haven't broken the creeper pic habit, I see.
AMERICA JONES 17h i can only restrain myself so much obadiah thompson
AMERICA JONES 17h much cuter than paperwork
*tubadiah with a tiny tent and stick w/marshmallow in his mouth **tubadiah and taym napping together
J-E-L-L-O
AMERICA JONES 6h dont know why you hate jellos they taste like colors
AMERICA JONES 6h and they wiggle like theyre alive
Obadiah Thompson 3h I hope you aren't eating jello of your own volition but it sounds like you might be high, so that would explain it
AMERICA JONES 2h i got them to give me all the jellos now i have a rainbow
AMERICA JONES 2h its so good and pretty
Obadiah Thompson 2h Are you in the infirmary? Are you OK?
AMERICA JONES 2h yeah me n pey got whammied during her thing and my hand has a hole in it but its getting better so just for the night
AMERICA JONES 2h worried that my tattoo got ruined but its fine dont even need to get it fixed i love being a super hero
AMERICA JONES 2h get all the jellos
Obadiah Thompson 2h Jesus! I take it Peyton's OK?
AMERICA JONES 2h yeah i dont think she got hurt at all shes a badass the most but observations
Obadiah Thompson 2h Let me know if you need anything from me.
AMERICA JONES 2h i need hugsssssssss and maybe star jellos all the ones here are squares sad
Obadiah Thompson 2h How much drugs are you on
AMERICA JONES 2h only 1 needle of drug
Obadiah Thompson 2h Hahahaha you are adorable. I don't know where to get star-shaped jello though, sorry.
Obadiah Thompson 2h If I can scrounge a cookie cutter can you DIY it or are you too far gone?
AMERICA JONES 1h omg lets make stars together
Obadiah Thompson 1h I have promised Peyton a visit. But I will try to scrounge something up. Don't sober up before I get there, you are hilarious right now
Tearjerker
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Have you forgiven the Jello yet
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Or the morphine. I have forgotten which we decided to blame.
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 i forgive all the things
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 im like a ******** cloud and it was raining or puking or whatever
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 but now theres a rainbow
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 and that means forgiveness i learned that in church
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 There was a rainbow before too, though. A foul, disgusting, jiggling rainbow. Pre-emptive?
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 There was kind of a rainbow during, too, to be honest. You should chew better.
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 you dont have to chew jellos they just slide down your throat
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Now I'm going to throw up
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 And I didn't even get any morphine
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 awwwww honey id share if i could and then youd like jellos too
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 can you check on tubs and give him a hug for me
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 maybe stuff some pillows in your shirt so hell think of me
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 I don't think there is a power on earth that can make me like jello.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 I'll check in on him for you. And maybe kidnap him while your guard is down.
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 i know where you live and im not afraid to get in through the window
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 i could do it right now
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Please do not do that I promise not to kidnap Tubs. Just borrow him. For safekeeping.
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 they wouldnt let me leave sad
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 i wonder if thats why the windows in here have bars
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Good god. Be careful or they're going to tie you down to that thing
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 ill just start crying again this one mister nurse got all flustered and gave me all the jellos for crying earlier
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Oh god. Don't do that.
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 what cry or ask for jello
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 you arent the boss of me im gonna do both right now
Hello Nurse
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 i may have regrets
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 I'll try not to say I told you so.
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 they were out of jello so mr nuse brought pudding and then i cried some more because he put whipped cream on it and it was so good and then
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 he started crying too and told me all about his life and everything that was terrible in it
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 and i kept falling asleep while he was talking so i like dreamt of really sad jello people
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 telling me their problems too
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 im out now though!
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Jesus Christ
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 next im in here i should probably ask for leslie to be my mister nurse but he probably wouldnt bring me treats sad
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 I have the feeling he would, just with a side of tantrum
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 ive been bringing him lunches sometimes and watching him scurry after jack is the funniest ******** thing i just wanna put mouse ears on him
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 Is he actually making himself useful?
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 hes learning all sorts of things like sutures or whatever i asked jack if leslie was working and doing well and said "for the most part"
AMERICA JONES Jul 24 which i bet is pretty damn good
Obadiah Thompson Jul 24 I am pleasantly shocked.
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 dont worry hes still a grumpy little s**t
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 i heard a division meetings coming up and that the moon one is a pot luck
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 as in your better bring food you like to eat for yourself or edith will make sure you eat hers instead
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 You're just trying to get me to cook for you.
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 that too smile
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 If I made something would you take it
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 shy boy
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 if you dont want to yourself
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 If I can acquire ingredients I'll see what I can do.
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 can i watch
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 If you can find me a grill or something that can substitute for one, yes.
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 yeah we got a couple theres one up on the roof and another at the house and a pit at the park behind the bull biggrin
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 i wonder if shes gonna try feeding us those egg tubes again im pretty sure those were real
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 What the ******** is an egg tube? Do I want to know?
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 its like a hot dog shaped egg on a stick they had them during that kinda dream kinda reality assembly
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 gonna have to revise school clean up been told if we get the basement we can get power up in there within a week of clearing it
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 I am hoping that the basement there isn't as dire as the basement in the dorms.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 So I'm sure it's a thousand times worse.
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 yes ive heard things
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 good thing youre all tough and ranked up
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 I can't tell if you're making fun of me.
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 maybe a little but youve always been good in a fight and i wanna see how much better youve gotten
Obadiah Thompson Jul 25 I'm hoping I won't have an opportunity to show you, so one of us is walking away happy either way.
AMERICA JONES Jul 25 well youll have to one day so better keep in good shape
During the division meeting
AMERICA JONES Jul 26 is the note good news or bad im gonna guess good so this wink and thumbs up are for you since youre an a*****e who snuck yours in early
AMERICA JONES Jul 26 i wanted to make faces at you while you talked
Obadiah Thompson Jul 26 It's good news. Don't text during a meeting, it's rude.
AMERICA JONES Jul 26 its not rude when other people are being awkward and boring
AMERICA JONES Jul 26 quick is there anything weird going on with me like i dont see toilet paper on my shoes but better safe than sorry
AMERICA JONES Jul 26 im gonna smile check my teeth
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 Too many people around to do that right now, sweetheart.
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 for things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 IF THERES SOMETHING IN MY TEETH AND PEOPLE STARE AT THAT INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO MY WORDS IM GONNA BE MAD AT YOU
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 you could have a ******** redwood tree in there and people would still pay attention to you. you have a knack
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 anyway people are already staring at you and i guarantee you it has nothing to do with your teeth. you have a knack for that too.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 Wait, Hope taught me something for this occasion.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 owob
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 Granted she was spelling it out with all capital scrabble tiles so the effect was a little bit lost, but yeah
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 thats so ******** cute stop or ill play footsie with you right here and now i swear to god
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 i think it went well though biggrin
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 was a bit worried about the budget thing gotta say
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 You can dip into some of mine. I've been paying for s**t out of pocket anyway.
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 naw if edith says shell deal with budgeting then thats that
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 you should keep your out of pocket for the personal stuff youd like to add and uhmmm whats it
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 quality of life improvements
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 i was able to use the division resources for fixing up the house to a certain point but things like painting the walls and such come out of
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 I already have pot and alcohol built into my personal budget
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 my pocket
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 budget goes toward making things usable and personal money goes to making things nice
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 well mine too but still
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 did edith give you a budget for your project with cami
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 Yes, but I don't think we really need much in the way of funds. Need people mostly.
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 And people skills but Cami's got that covered thank god
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 obadiah thompson when you have a project and you want it run well and for a long time and have impact then money is like ******** water
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 the more you do the more you realize you could be doing alongside that the more you see a hundred little ways to do things better
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 if you dont really need much in the way of funds youre doing it wrong
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 whats cami had to say in the way of what funds yall need
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 If I'll realize later that I wish I had more money then it's a good thing I'm holding onto the official budget, right?
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 It'll be in reserve
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 for that quarter maybe but those funds dont keep collecting you use it or lose it
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 After the teeth checking and footsie comments I was going to ask you to scoot that obnoxious ******** chair over here and hold my hand but I
Obadiah Thompson Jul 27 suspect now you'll see this as a ruse to get you to stop texting. Which it is. Transparently.
AMERICA JONES Jul 27 and youve got people skills too >sad
School's in
AMERICA JONES i wanna scope out the basement tomorrow you free
Jul 30 Obadiah Thompson I can be
Jul 30 AMERICA JONES good come by at noon and armed for bear biggrin
A favor
Jul 30 Obadiah Thompson Do me a favor
16m AMERICA JONES oh what kind
Obadiah Thompson 14m The next time you're around Maebe possibly explain to her the status of our relationship because she seems to think I've dropped the ball and ought to suffer for it. Just ******** tell her you shot me down.
13m AMERICA JONES i never ******** shot you down you shot me down when i said just come live with me and kon and that wasnt good enough
Obadiah Thompson 9m Telling me to live with you and Kon was shooting me down but what the ******** ever, tell her whatever is true I don't give a s**t just get her off my ******** back
AMERICA JONES you know what keeping my best ******** friend and person that ******** supports me 100% and is proud of me and ******** inspires me to be the best ******** me is not rejecting you its not about you
AMERICA JONES ill talk to her 3m
Obadiah Thompson Good. Tell her I ******** it up. That's what she wants to hear. 1m
AMERICA JONES ill tell her the truth
Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2014 4:33 pm
TAYM THE SAGA CONTINUES
He's not even wearing a tie...
AMERICA JONES you have a newbie and thats what you decide to talk to her about do you want to just hand your project to harrison and cami so you can teach english 10h
Obadiah Thompson Do you know what I am working on right this ******** second? Would you like to see the DM window I have open with Jordan Miller even as we speak? 10h
AMERICA JONES well i do like to snoop so that answer is always yes 10h
Obadiah Thompson Despite the fact that I ******** hate him I've tried twice to get Harrison involved in disseminating information and getting that information together in the first place. Both times it went nowhere. The initiative wasn't there. He isn't going to yank it out from under me now. Let him have his half-assed Q+A sessions on Twitter. They're a bandaid. 10h
AMERICA JONES i dont think hes gonna try to yank anything from you i dont see your project paying well and hes all about the debt but maybe you should should work on the fact that your first reaction to a newbie seems to be the make fun of them with rep 10h
Obadiah Thompson I don't ******** want to do this, America. I just don't see that anyone else is. 10h
AMERICA JONES oh 10h
Obadiah Thompson I am neither temperamentally suited to it nor skillset qualified But no one else seems to give a s**t that people are dying due to lack of basic information So I am giving a s**t. 10h
AMERICA JONES do you believe in what youre doing 10h
Obadiah Thompson She should still learn how to type like a ******** adult. Like nothing else I've done here. I suck at it, I hate doing it, I don't want to be responsible for it, but yes, I believe in it. 10h
AMERICA JONES then work on that temper and skillset and do a really good job 10h
Obadiah Thompson I'm doing what I can so maybe don't snipe at me for not being sunshine and daisies to every idiot that shows up who didn't even read ******** contract and can't behave like a normal human. I'm trying to keep them from dying, don't ask me to do more 10h
AMERICA JONES fine i wont nag at you anymore for being an a*****e today 10h
AMERICA JONES America loves you and she hopes your talk with jordan goes well 10h
Obadiah Thompson urgh 10h
We all scream for...
Obadiah Thompson And how do you expect me to get any work done at all going on like that 4h
AMERICA JONES says the man who ignored my tits for weeks what kind of ice cream flavor would you be 4h
Obadiah Thompson It's driving you ******** crazy not to comment on mine, isn't it? My tattoo that is. Not my tits. 4h
AMERICA JONES what was that sorry gotta go eat some ice cream ive got a craving 4h
Obadiah Thompson Here I was waiting with bated breath to hear what flavor you thought I'd be 3h
AMERICA JONES salted caramel with sour patch kids mixed in 3h
Obadiah Thompson That started off so promising 3h
AMERICA JONES i think its just one of those flavors that grows on people 3h
Obadiah Thompson Nice save 3h
AMERICA JONES and what flavor do think id be 3h
Obadiah Thompson I worked at a restaurant once where they had a bunch of liquid nitrogen ice cream flavors that cycled on and off the menu. When I was there the vogue flavor was a dark chocolate chili thing, predictable, but we had a coconut chili flavor that was better. It snuck up on you like the chocolate didn't. All sweet at first and then this slow burn and then physical pain, but too good to stop, so you'd just keep going So what I'm getting at I guess Is I think you're probably peaches and cream, obviously 3h
AMERICA JONES now see here you are all salty sweet with cute little sour bits 3h
Obadiah Thompson The worst part of getting fired from that job was no longer having access to that ******** ice cream I just got all nostalgic 3h
AMERICA JONES americonedream.jpg 3h
Obadiah Thompson I question the integrity of those waffle cone pieces after being packaged like that 3h
AMERICA JONES freedomisdelicious.jpg 3h
Obadiah Thompson Now send the same one, but naked. 3h
AMERICA JONES cuzimsospicysweet.jpg 2h
Obadiah Thompson That does not even remotely count 2h
AMERICA JONES you know my policy on dirty pictures wink but this is nice it was a hot day anyway 2h
Obadiah Thompson Well it's not like I can ask you to come model for them personally 2h
AMERICA JONES then youll have to convince me 2h
Obadiah Thompson I spent actual budget money. 2h
AMERICA JONES ooooh tell me more 2h
Obadiah Thompson We have a dedicated printer. 2h
Obadiah Thompson Horrible ******** tease 2h
AMERICA JONES what are you gonna print first 2h
Obadiah Thompson Maybe I should make your non-n***s into trading cards 2h
AMERICA JONES be a helluva fundraiser 2h
Obadiah Thompson Do you hate it? The tattoo. 2h
AMERICA JONES god no i love ******** class="smilies smilies_sad"> sad 2h
AMERICA JONES tricking me isnt doing a good job of making up for the orgasm im not getting gotta say i think youre gonna have to settle for this instead sexyheels.jpg 2h
Obadiah Thompson Speaking of things that start off promising
Trying
AMERICA JONES explained it all to maebe i think shes pretty fond of you all said 9h
Obadiah Thompson Could have ******** fooled me 7h
AMERICA JONES cause youre always so nice yourself you both are like that thing asian thing allan goes on about sundear or whatever 7h
Obadiah Thompson Tsundere? Thanks, Shu. I am not "tsundere" and neither is Maebe. Maebe is just a b***h. 7h
AMERICA JONES uh huh 7h
Obadiah Thompson Did you at least clear it up so that she'll get off my ******** case now? 7h
AMERICA JONES i explained how it wasnt anyones fault but the rest is up to you two youre fond of her right back arent you 7h
Obadiah Thompson No, I can't ******** stand her 7h
AMERICA JONES smile 7h
Obadiah Thompson If I liked her at all I wouldn't be discouraging her efforts to irritate me But the less I have to deal with her the better 7h
AMERICA JONES you are just the most contrary of men obadiah ezekiel bless you thompson 6h
Obadiah Thompson what did you tell her 6h
AMERICA JONES she asked for the long version 6h
Obadiah Thompson What does that mean 6h
AMERICA JONES that its a lot to list off here unless you want the long version as well 6h
Obadiah Thompson I don't, I just want to know what you told her, which isn't the same thing as what you said 6h
AMERICA JONES well it started with pie and things happened and life and death and feelings sex and misunderstandings aplenty and sometimes people love each other but cant give the other what they need and were trying sometimes its hard to tell what were trying for but trying all the same 6h
Obadiah Thompson is bashmet still in antarctica 6h
AMERICA JONES yeah sad 6h
Obadiah Thompson if i could give you what you need from me i would 6h
AMERICA JONES i know 5h
Obadiah Thompson you know i do try, right 5h
AMERICA JONES i do i really do but i dont regret wanting more of you even when it takes so much for even a bit 5h
AMERICA JONES but im trying too because wanting isnt asking and im trying not to ******** this up okay
s**t Disturbers
Obadiah Thompson Leslie Miller says you're a retard 3h
AMERICA JONES WHAT 3h
Obadiah Thompson Just thought you'd like to know 3h
AMERICA JONES you ******** s**t stirrer 2h
Obadiah Thompson smile 2h
AMERICA JONES omg a ******** smiley face im pinching leslies butt hard as ******** next time i see him but you wont get off so light 2h
Obadiah Thompson And what exactly are you going to do 2h
AMERICA JONES im gonna think long and hard on that but its coming for you dont even doubt it 2h
Obadiah Thompson will it involve a** pinching 2h
AMERICA JONES maybe some other sort of pinching you just dont know 2h
Obadiah Thompson Is that a promise 2h
AMERICA JONES damn right 2h
Obadiah Thompson Do I get to pinch back? 2h
AMERICA JONES as long as you promise no purple nurples they are already under threat 2h
Obadiah Thompson do you realize how hard it is to attempt sexting when you say s**t like purple nurples 2h
AMERICA JONES oh i thought it was normal flirting okay then go on ill behave 2h
Obadiah Thompson I thought the other one was too but then you sent me almost-naked pictures, so from now on I'm just gonna go for it 2h
AMERICA JONES im in my sexy reading position should i put my hair up 2h
Obadiah Thompson I'm in the library so I probably shouldn't play with fire 1h
AMERICA JONES oh like that candle wax dripping thing i didnt know you were into that its okay cause theres this thing you can do with ice cubes but they probably dont want those near books either no hope for it youre just gonna have to talk nerdy to me 1h
Obadiah Thompson What variety of nerdy does the lady fancy today 1h
AMERICA JONES tell me about the first book you loved 1h
Obadiah Thompson The very, very first, or the first that I read on my own, or the first I read as an adult? 1h
AMERICA JONES the first on your own 1h
Obadiah Thompson God, I loved a lot of books. It's hard to remember. Probably Watership Down was the first one I ever really, really loved on my own Have you ever read Watership Down? 1h
AMERICA JONES is that the one about rabbit heaven i was supposed to in 7th grade but i just watched the movie 56m
Obadiah Thompson That made me really sad. I read it around fourth or fifth grade, I guess. It was probably too old for me but that's probably part of why I loved it. It was just a really kickass story but I could tell there was more I was supposed to get out of it 55m
Obadiah Thompson It was like the intellectual equivalent of the first time I ever saw a girl's bra strap and actually noticed it Just this sudden awareness of some huge world that I was wholly missing out on. One of those times you want to grow up And you watched the movie. 52m
AMERICA JONES i watched a lot of movies in school when i was supposed to read the books when did you find what you were missing from it how did it feel 48m
Obadiah Thompson I reread it every few years and I still don't think I've found all of it. I get something new out of it every time, I guess. I feel like what you get out of a book has a lot to do with who you are and where you are when you're reading it. But I do remember that I re-read it in 7th grade and it felt like I'd accidentally found a key I hadn't been looking for To a locked door I'd forgotten about, even 45m
AMERICA JONES you make them sound so exciting like theyre hiding little secrets just for you 40m
Obadiah Thompson Didn't a book ever make you feel like that? 40m
AMERICA JONES places do and people sometimes as well 38m
Obadiah Thompson I guess it's sort of like that Feels different though Like it's a secret you're keeping from yourself and didn't know about 38m
Obadiah Thompson Maybe that's why you don't like to read. Maybe you don't keep secrets from yourself. Doesn't seem like you. 36m
AMERICA JONES i think if i did they wouldnt be very nice ones 35m
Obadiah Thompson They aren't, always It's easier to find them out that way than any other way, though 33m
AMERICA JONES sounds a bit lonely though 31m
Obadiah Thompson I have it on good authority that lonely is a good descriptor for me 29m
AMERICA JONES well a book wont hold your hand when you need it to but i certainly will so they must not be a very good authority on such things at all because maybe you love a story about sadass rabbits but i love the story of this boy who talks about books like treasure boxes even if he is a nerd 15m
Obadiah Thompson You just love that story because you're such a big part of it 14m
AMERICA JONES ooooooh honey tell me more about these big parts 10m
Obadiah Thompson I would but you're already making it hard as ******** not to fall for you more than I already have 8m
AMERICA JONES well making it hard was kinda the point but i suppose you should avoid shameful behavior in a library 5m
Obadiah Thompson sexting would have been easier 4m
AMERICA JONES sexyreadingposition.jpg* who says we werent
Obadiah Thompson Two people reminding me now of all the getting you off I'm not doing We should stop. Seriously.
AMERICA JONES okay thank you for sharing a bit of that with me 47s
Obadiah Thompson I'm sorry it's not enough 6s
AMERICA JONES it made me happy either way its enough for that
Obadiah Thompson You should come take a bath here instead and tell me about places that told you ******** hell. Never mind. Sorry I'm going to see if they'll let me grab last minute leave. I need off the island for a while. Goodnight. Sorry.
AMERICA JONES i know the first part cant happen but the second is fair trade goodnight thank you
*top of knees in a bath
Even if you don't want it you probably need it
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES well looks like you wont have to worry about me getting inappropriate at you soon getting shipped off base for awhile
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson Where to?
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES base in russia theyre fixing up
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson Russia. How appropriate. How long are you going to be gone?
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES edith said at least a month but maybe longer
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson A ******** month?!
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES yeah good thing i got these books smile
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson What am I going to do with myself for a month I already miss you even when you're here
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES make sure school rebuild stays on task for one youre ******** sweet i wanna tweak your ear
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson Are you taking Tubadiah with you?
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES naw will you look after him for me smile
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson I am distressed that any aspect of you being gone for a month will bring me joy but that'll do it Bring him back a tiny ushanka
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES im sure it does ill drop him off before i go but not til next week dont get too excited
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson Why an entire month? That's such bullshit. Call foul.
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES need to finish going over the paperwork but this place got shut up a longass time ago and the fellow who headed it was a death with a thing for traps and s**t so they need us to do a sweep of the place before even starting to organize repairs and upgrades
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson jesus
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES but we might be able to get the island net working so maybe ill be on here anyway if so I expect lots of cute pics and some of tubs too
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson I don't want you to go
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES itll be okay ill be back soon enough and maybe itll give you a break of sorts
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson I don't want a break, but I don't guess there's anything I can do about it
Aug 5 Obadiah Thompson We'll hang out before you go right Someone has to eat all these cherries
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES id like that Ooooo i know just the girl
Something blue
Aug 5 AMERICA JONES gointothechapel.jpg
4h AMERICA JONES you want me to bring you back anything or are you afraid of scotland cooties
4h Obadiah Thompson poor jordan
4h AMERICA JONES pretty sure hes invited too and i dont think hed appreciate that particular sentiment
3h Obadiah Thompson poor jordan anyway
3h AMERICA JONES but yeah its gotta sting a bit no matter how theyre working s**t out
3h Obadiah Thompson If it were me I wouldn't go, ******** that
3h AMERICA JONES well somehow i doubt youll ever be part of a gay threesome for years and then break it off and have to watch the other two get hitched
3h AMERICA JONES but what would you do if it was
3h Obadiah Thompson does not seem a likely outcome for my future but ******** excuse me for trying to exercise some empathy polygamy is bullshit gay or straight so i'll never be put into that situation to find out but you can be damn sure i'd not go to the wedding you shouldnt be either, jordan's the only decent one out of the lot of them
3h AMERICA JONES weve had this conversation and why are you being shitty about harrison too that guy doesnt hurt anybody pretty much the opposite
3h Obadiah Thompson he defends rep's shitty ******** behavior it's bad enough he enables him at least jordan came to his ******** senses
3h AMERICA JONES well hes a friend and coworker who i like well enough so id be here for him even if i didnt get along with scotland so dont you shouldnt me
3h Obadiah Thompson I'd say have fun but I hope you don't. I hope it's miserably boring or one of them gets cold feet at the altar
3h AMERICA JONES petty as ******** and you didnt even compliment my dress so im gonna have a great time even if its just to spite you
3h Obadiah Thompson there's no point in telling you you look nice. you already know
3h AMERICA JONES of course i know thats not the point at all
3h Obadiah Thompson You look in that photo (and always) like a hopelessly enamored man's happiest memory of a woman
3h AMERICA JONES thank you you always give compliments sideways and dressed up like insults so I guess its no surprise that the one time without all that makes me a bit sad but thank you all the same i just like to know youre looking
2h Obadiah Thompson Don't like looking at what I can't have Like talking about it even less
6m AMERICA JONES i wont ask anymore
A little less blue...
Obadiah Thompson you should come by after if you're not drunk on reception booze. or if you are. Aug 6
AMERICA JONES i can bring by some of those old orientation videos and i hear you have a cherry situation on your hands Aug 6
Obadiah Thompson It requires immediate attention Aug 6
Bluebeard
Obadiah Thompson See? We DO need a cartographer 10h
AMERICA JONES naw honey you can do it yourself no problem is that gonna be part of the orientation 9h
Obadiah Thompson Am I qualified to teach it 9h
Obadiah Thompson Not that you'll be around to offer feedback since you'll be drinking vodka and learning how to do those stoic faces 9h
AMERICA JONES would you like me to make you a certificate 9h
Obadiah Thompson Don't, I'm having a good time imagining how it would be worded 9h
Obadiah Thompson Fishing for compliments is hard work. I don't know how you manage it constantly. 6h
AMERICA JONES i just ask for the truth professor thompson if i was there id flip my hair 6h
Obadiah Thompson I thought that's all I was asking for too. I'm not dumb enough to fish for ones I don't deserve. But let me keep my delusions if I am miscalculating. I don't think I could survive the wound. 6h
AMERICA JONES are you asking for a doctor certificate like mimsy Dr Downtown 6h
AMERICA JONES i hope youre coming up with dirty things for phd to stand for 6h
Obadiah Thompson I regret my decisions 6h
AMERICA JONES ill leave you a glowing yelp score to go with all the others ive given you directly 6h
Obadiah Thompson I regret them a lot 6h
AMERICA JONES youre Dr D in my contact list now 6h
Obadiah Thompson What was I before 6h
AMERICA JONES I call my d**k "kindness to newbies" 6h
Obadiah Thompson Ouch I regret asking that too 6h
AMERICA JONES i got rid of it when i turned into mature hottie me before everything got scary at the pools but changed it back after hearing about cees new room but now youve upgraded 6h
Obadiah Thompson I do not exchange favors for sex and I'm kind of offended you'd suggest that I do I have no interest in sleeping with anyone who feels like she owes it to me, thanks So thanks for the upgrade, may it be more accurate than the last 6h
AMERICA JONES now i didnt mean it like that so dont huff at me though i gotta say it was relief she made it so different 6h
Obadiah Thompson Why would it be a relief 6h
AMERICA JONES because reasons 6h
Obadiah Thompson Since when are you the one that prevaricates 6h
AMERICA JONES because i was attached to that room and all the things that happened there even just laying around doing girlie quizzes or getting pie crumbs on your sheets cause you were being rude i liked the way you kept it surprised me and how it seemed a nice place for you come back to so anybody else in that place instead of you woulda felt wrong and upsetting 6h
Obadiah Thompson Shoulda kept prevaricating 6h
AMERICA JONES thats what you get for asking like bluebeards ******** wife
All around me are familiar faces...
Obadiah Thompson It killed a kid. The thing that looks like me Aug 8
AMERICA JONES christ why would it do that Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson I dont know. I cant stop thinking about it Aug 8
AMERICA JONES well no matter who it looks like its obviously not you or anything like you at all anybody who knows you knows better Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson not the point i dont know what the point is but it isnt that Aug 8
AMERICA JONES have you talked to whoever is dealing with the one here Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson No Aug 8
AMERICA JONES are you gonna Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson What could I get out of it Aug 8
AMERICA JONES like maybe what theyre for and maybe other stuff like keeping them from killing other girls i dont know youre information guy Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson No im not Aug 8
AMERICA JONES bullshit and you know it ned so are you gonna ask or not Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson I asked Edith and her answer was to tell me what I already told you and then "not your division" in nicer terms Aug 8
AMERICA JONES well its your face and who knows what else even if its not our division sad Aug 8
AMERICA JONES hate that im gonna miss your first orientation Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson Not really mine. Lots of people's. Aug 8
AMERICA JONES yours honey its yours youre the reason its happening youre the one making it so Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson Don't say that. When it tanks I need to be able to spread the responsibility around. Aug 8
AMERICA JONES not a chance im proud of you so youll just have to deal with it Aug 8
Obadiah Thompson Haven't done anything to be proud of yet Aug 8
AMERICA JONES youve done all sorts of things honey but okay ill sit back on this one and hold on to that yet Aug 8
Dance with me
AMERICA JONES oh sugar yeah honey honey youre not at all my candy girl tho this is great jukebox theres so much gaga tho wow Aug 9
AMERICA JONES would you ever dance with me tho are you a boy wholl dance with a girl Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson I've never tried Aug 9
AMERICA JONES but would you Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson I suspect I wouldn't be very good at it Aug 9
AMERICA JONES but would you try Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson In a bar full of people? No Aug 9
AMERICA JONES on the dorm roof Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson In a dark room underground three miles from civilization while drunk: maybe Aug 9
AMERICA JONES u mean the basement Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson I should have chosen my words more carefully Aug 9
AMERICA JONES i want to dance Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson I'm sure there's no shortage of people who'd line up to do that with you Aug 9
AMERICA JONES i want to dance with u but okay Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson for the sake of being entertained by my ineptitude? Aug 9
AMERICA JONES to dance with u Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson Go have fun instead of texting some sad sack of s**t Aug 9
AMERICA ******** u gonna b a possum love u Aug 9
Obadiah Thompson I love you too. Aug 9
Messages from home
Obadiah Thompson sadeyedtubs.jpg Aug 13
Obadiah Thompson I did some research into front limb amputation rehab for dogs (close enough) and bought him some things to help with the balance issue. makeshifthurdles.jpg Low enough to just step over but he seems reluctant. You spoil him. We're buckling down. maybenotbucklingdownlookatthatface.jpg wobblyboard.mov he's surprisingly good at this one goldmedal.jpg That's actually a quarter glued to a watch band. Silver medal, I guess. Aug 13
Obadiah Thompson looking.jpg he does this every time someone walks past the door, you monster Aug 13
Obadiah Thompson img I hope you can live with your conscience Aug 13
Obadiah Thompson I feel like I spend a lot of time waiting for someone (maybe especially you) to be proud of me but I don't feel like I deserve it. That isn't an invitation to tell me why you think you are. Please don't. I just wanted to say it, I don't ******** know why. Aug 14
Back online
AMERICA JONES omg tubs im gonna melt that cutie lookit him working so hard and that medal are you trying to compete with him for most adorable its a good thing you arent here right now i dont even know how id be able to handle all the cute between you two OBADIAH EZEKIEL HABUKUK THOMPSON WHAT DID YOU DO NOOOOOOOOOOO Aug 15
AMERICA JONES IT WAS SO FANTASTIC TOO EVEN IF NOT TOUCHING WAS A TRIAL IT WAS STILL SO GOOD TO LOOK AT Aug 15
AMERICA JONES uggggh well i was all proud of how handsome you looked whiskers but i suppose ill have to settle for the dozen other reasons i wont list shy boy i like it when youre proud of yourself too Aug 15
AMERICA JONES doesnt happen nearly as often as you deserve Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson I miss you. ******** Russia Aug 15
AMERICA JONES miss you too whenever somebody does something idiotic i keep looking around to see if youre hiding a smile or gearing up to be an a*****e Aug 15
AMERICA JONES and when this groups romeo and juliet get going making eyes at each other and getting all huffy at the littlest things there is gossip and you arent here to enjoy it with sad Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson I expect regular dispatches on the Russian base gossip, please Aug 15
AMERICA JONES well i may have caught romeo rehearsing a big dramatic "i like you even though youre a science b***h who doesnt appreciate me" speech in the showers when i got up for a pee last night Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson He need to watch that video with the Chinese restaurant Aug 15
AMERICA JONES i hope she beats him up a bit for it his snootiness isnt cute at all Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson maybe she thinks it's cute though. If she's a science b***h. Aug 15
AMERICA JONES boris thinks i should shave my hair in revenge and just have a wig made for when i regret it later "as american women do over such things" its possible shes kinda mean Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson who's boris is his name actually boris Aug 15
AMERICA JONES no he said itd be too hard for me to pronounce his real one hes my sun while im here Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson He is dead wrong about the head shaving thing. I haven't shaved since. Aug 15
AMERICA JONES like id ever let him near my hair with a shaver anyway the mans a ******** disaster oh good send pics i need them to cope with the scarring Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson babybeard.jpg Aug 15
ive missed your face AMERICA JONES that helps a lot thank you smile Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson Stupid thing to miss But I'm glad to hear it Aug 15
Obadiah Thompson If you can make actual calls out there you ought to. Bedtime there is right around lunchtime here. I miss your voice. And I want to hear your rendition of the science b***h speech Aug 15
AMERICA JONES oh my mr thompson you gotta warn a girl before bringing out the big guns sexy teacher trumps big russian any day 14h
AMERICA JONES i made a sound and now im getting weird looks hope youre happy 14h
Obadiah Thompson Very happy, yes, thank you 14h
Obadiah Thompson make a man wish his eyes were going bad 14h
AMERICA JONES just makes the time you do wear them all the more devastating to poor unsuspecting girls it better you keep that in check otherwise youll start getting book reports and requests for detention out of the blue 14h
Obadiah Thompson I always want to ask you about the origins of this particular thing of yours but I'm afraid of the answer 14h
Obadiah Thompson academictubadiah.jpg Obviously the glasses were too big but the tie is pretty dashing 13h
AMERICA JONES omg so dignified 13h
AMERICA JONES also another noise youre killing me here soon the other kids wont think im cool enough to sit at their table (and theyd be wrong the cool table is only cool when i sit tgere) 13h
Obadiah Thompson Typical peril for teacher's pet 13h
AMERICA JONES worth it 13h
AMERICA JONES forbidden fruit plus i liked it when theyd get all worked up over education and whatever they were teaching 13h
Swan dive
AMERICA JONES bathroomporn.jpg 2h
Obadiah Thompson makes my knees all watery Maybe I should swap my faucets out for gold-plated ones 2h
AMERICA JONES are they gonna be shaped like swans too 2h
Obadiah Thompson I think that's the kind of thing you can only get away with in Russia 2h
AMERICA JONES i think you could pull off swans 2h
Obadiah Thompson maybe I could find some cat-shaped ones 2h
Obadiah Thompson I like how you nonchalantly send me a message about how you're about to be soaking in a tub with gold-plated taps and then leave me hanging tease 2h
AMERICA JONES turnedon.jpg 1h
Obadiah Thompson Not even going to do the obvious hot one? Am I disrupting your pleasant bath that badly? 1h
AMERICA JONES mirrorceiling.jpg hi.jpg 1h
Obadiah Thompson How do I get assigned to the Russian base 1h
Obadiah Thompson Preferably in time to coincide with your next bath 1h
AMERICA JONES bet youd just call dibs and take it for yourself its a really great bathtub my but feels hella warm and comfy 1h
Obadiah Thompson It looks to me like there's plenty of room to share. I could be coaxed into being generous. Unlike some people who hog the entire bathtub and all the cherries while poor sap gets delegated to washing thirty pounds of hair Don't shave it though relegated* 1h
AMERICA JONES i think delegated works too like my job was eating cherries so i delegated the job of washing my hair 1h
AMERICA JONES less chance of it in russia good thing i didnt get the desert like dakota did 1h
Obadiah Thompson I don't want to talk about Dakota or the desert I want to talk about you taking a bath 1h
AMERICA JONES well since its so nice in here i brought along my ultra special princess pampering smell so good bath stuff its a lot smaller than the one i keep at home though 36m
Obadiah Thompson Are you one of those women that has to cart around an entire suitcase for your pharmacy's worth of bottles 33m
Obadiah Thompson I liked it when you smelled like mine instead 28m
AMERICA JONES naw ive got a little kit 27m
AMERICA JONES and here you are complaining about having had to wash a little bit of hair 26m
AMERICA JONES i should get you a princess bath kit too then you can smell like mine when you need a nice pamper day 25m
Obadiah Thompson well we both know I'm a ******** princess so I am entitled 24m
Obadiah Thompson I appreciate that you aren't letting me coax sexy bath texts out of you and I am aware that it's my fault but it's making me crazy And I thought you ought to be aware 18m
Obadiah Thompson I am almost as impressed as I am frustrated, thank you
Sharp dressed man
Obadiah Thompson cuddlepile.jpg Not long after this photo was taken Jessel attempted to chew on Tubadiah's wings and an intervention was required Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson bettertasteinclothesthanboristoo.jpg Aug 18
AMERICA JONES oh god youre really twisting the knife here with that i wanna go home rn and be kitty furniture Aug 18
AMERICA JONES awww i bet tootsie was just trying to help him groom and preen his feathers Aug 18
AMERICA JONES oh thats a hella nice jacket is it new Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson Newish, picked it up a few trips back but haven't been anywhere cold enough to justify wearing it "Hella nice" is correct, you can tell Boris your fat-a** bearded American boyfriend at least knows how to spend money Aug 18
AMERICA JONES boris walks around in cheap thermals mostly so thats a pretty low bar anyway but you look really sharp a real hot jonah Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson Remind me to tell you later about how this electric range will change your life Aug 18
AMERICA JONES but if only i had an electric iron boris says what is money it is nothing compared to the scent of fresh lumber and the smiles of innocents saved blah blah blah Aug 18
AMERICA JONES you really got him going Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson what the ******** does that even mean Aug 18
AMERICA JONES hes ranting in russian now apparently he is not big on money and omg there was an actual "BAH CAPITALISTS" Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson Hahahaha Aug 18
AMERICA JONES i would have words with him but im pretending not to know russian Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson Wow, deceptive. Must make eavesdropping fun I used to have a girlfriend who was pretty great at reading lips. She said she sometimes wished she wasn't. You regretting it yet? Aug 18
AMERICA JONES naw id rather know if hes talking about my tits to his buddy or griping about having to make up for the girls slack because thank you and also bullshit comrade Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson I can't imagine that you are leaving very much if any slack to be picked up Aug 18
AMERICA JONES naw im carrying him hes not good at this sort of work at all its like working with a bear Aug 18
Obadiah Thompson I'm sure you wish you were working with someone quick and light-handed and hard-working with a really great jawline Aug 18
AMERICA JONES and a princess dont forget Aug 18
AMERICA JONES but in all serious yeah sad 23h
AMERICA JONES though you probably wouldnt cry and panic all cute when you accidentally light yourself on fire back in a bit 23h
AMERICA JONES ok the fire is out and boris lost his favourite thermal shirt which is tragic but he has like 5 more just like it men are so sentimental about s**t like clothes 22h
Obadiah Thompson I don't know whether to focus on the fire or the implications about my new jacket 22h
AMERICA JONES did you do anything in that jacket to get sentimental about it cause now im imagining all sorts of things gotta say 21h
AMERICA JONES not the first time boris has caught fire so it aint no thang 21h
Obadiah Thompson Went out with Cami in it but Cami is unfortunately unwilling to give me anything to be sentimental about 21h
AMERICA JONES oh were you guys doing orientation stuff or just out havin fun what did you do where did you go 21h
AMERICA JONES for the best hate to think what would happen if you stick more than just your foot in your mouth this time 21h
Obadiah Thompson I should've gone into the ******** priesthood. At least then I'd have an excuse for all the laid I'm not getting 21h
AMERICA JONES well camis taken and im complicated but dont tell me you didnt hit up cee a couple weeks ago quit whining ive gone for longer without and im a hot as ******** teenage girl but you dont hear me talking about becoming a nun 21h
Obadiah Thompson that was more than a couple of weeks ago but excuse the ******** out of me for cracking a joke 20h
AMERICA JONES it sounded more like whining gotta say maybe next time add a winky face 20h
AMERICA JONES then you could dodge a bullet like i just did wink haha the joke is that i really just dodged a bullet im so ******** cool you dont ev 20h
Obadiah Thompson jesus ******** christ 20h
AMERICA JONES IM FINE 20h
Obadiah Thompson Don't text and work 20h
AMERICA JONES we were on a lunch break! but breaks over now i guess 20h
Maybes
AMERICA JONES lakeatmidnight.jpg 11h
Obadiah Thompson Beautiful. Deus has taught me not to trust any body of water after dark, but beautiful. 8h
AMERICA JONES im pretty sure im tougher than most anything thatd be lurking in there but nothing attacked anyway one day im going back to florida and wrestle a gator just because i can 8h
Obadiah Thompson The most redneck thing you ever said to me, sweetheart 8h
AMERICA JONES you can come watch 8h
Obadiah Thompson I'll man the grill for the post-wrassle possum roast. 8h
AMERICA JONES we can go frog gigging n have a big old feast of it 8h
Obadiah Thompson How far above the knee should I cut off my pants? I don't want to be overdressed 8h
AMERICA JONES booty shorts all the way 8h
Obadiah Thompson I'll be sure and let at least three inches of pocket hang out 8h
Obadiah Thompson I'm setting you up for d**k jokes but not very cleverly or subtly 8h
AMERICA JONES nope im taking this to heart 8h
AMERICA JONES gonna get you a tshirt with a flag and eagle and the sleeves torn off 8h
Obadiah Thompson I'm pretty sure I've seen you wearing that 8h
AMERICA JONES yeah we can match 8h
Obadiah Thompson Pretty sure I lack the tits and gravitas to pull it off with the same aplomb but I will certainly try 8h
AMERICA JONES and well wear crocs 8h
AMERICA JONES i havent been fishing in half a year we should go 8h
Obadiah Thompson Thematically appropriate and thus permissible just this once Why aren't you fishing in Russia 8h
AMERICA JONES i might try with hook n line but we should still go 8h
Obadiah Thompson Maybe 7h
AMERICA JONES we can have a campfire after and make smores 7h
Obadiah Thompson Maybe 7h
AMERICA JONES and be lazy in a hammock 7h
AMERICA JONES and if you play your cards right we could even do something really wild like quietly read our books and you can tell me why youre all poopoo at that nature pond fellow 5h
Obadiah Thompson The idea of the two of us in a hammock with a couple of books is knee-bucklingly appealing. Don't tease. 4h
AMERICA JONES is that one of those friend things but not us as friends things 3h
Obadiah Thompson You know that spot behind your ear that if I don't kiss it right you get all jumpy and ticklish? That night you came over and hogged the bathtub and I was running my hands through your hair, not kissing you there was so, so hard. I wanted to do that so much. Now enumerate to me the times I've resisted kissing you there when you and I were curled up together. So: maybe let's go swimming, maybe let's go fishing, maybe let's talk about why Thoreau is a pompous windbag with nothing of substance to say, but maybe let's not do the other thing. He was a pompous windbag, though. Wrote a whole book about escaping to nature but literally had his parents doing his laundry for him. 3h
AMERICA JONES then ill look forward to the rest and he sounds like a loser 3h
Obadiah Thompson People don't cut him enough slack for what he was trying to do, to be fair, but what he was trying to do was not be a rich white guy And he didn't manage it particularly impressively 3h
Sorry I can't keep my mouth shut Obadiah Thompson Still way more attractive than Boris though. 3h
AMERICA JONES well thats a stupid idea to begin with if youre born into a good situation like that you should try and ******** enjoy it and appreciate it 3h
AMERICA JONES he has tiny ears that are not up to my standards at all id rather know taym so dont be sorry 3h
AMERICA JONES ill try not ask for things like that but try is a big part of that cause im not used to denying myself much of anything okay so sometimes i just get caught up in what id like and telling me no right off is good 2h
Obadiah Thompson I only deny myself all the wrong things so this is pretty unexplored territory for me too
A day off
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AMERICA JONES cutekids.jpg wowthemomishot.jpg Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson You think if I went out to Russia and grew a beard she'd accept my marriage proposal? Aug 19
AMERICA JONES she seems to like your pic but thought the mail order bride thing went the other way Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson Are you actually showing strange women in Russia my photograph Why would you do that Aug 19
AMERICA JONES i was already hitting on her tbh but its illegal here i guess sad shes really nice though smile Aug 19
AMERICA JONES pyshki.jpg Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson See I can say I'm hotter than Boris but I've got nothing on her besides the fact that I have a beard Those look amazing Aug 19
AMERICA JONES when i get back to base boris will just have to roll me around like a meatball shield fullest moon ever Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I am distraught that I've never thought to make a full moon joke before Aug 19
AMERICA JONES im pretty sure marcus has made enough butt jokes to meet the division quota without you hun Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson The butt jokes are too obvious. Yours was actually clever. Aug 19
AMERICA JONES i like to set the bar high Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson Read that as GET the bar high, thought you were branching out with theme nights Aug 19
AMERICA JONES well i did have this idea for batterdays fish n chips + baseball cause im a ******** genius Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson Very clever Aug 19
AMERICA JONES you should come play sometime i bet youre great at stealing bases Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I am consciously choosing not to rise to that bait Aug 19
AMERICA JONES wink Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson There's some kind of freebase pun to be made if you combine those two but it's eluding me in all but essence Aug 19
AMERICA JONES the best part is that its true cause youre a hella fast sprinter and good at slipping by folks but also other things Aug 19
AMERICA JONES god im ******** hilarious nobody here appreciates my humor cept kivi Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson Has there been any action on the Romeo and Juliet front? Aug 19
AMERICA JONES guess what i heard out in the hall that night i called Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson DAMMIT, BERNICE Aug 19
AMERICA JONES im pretty sure they banged and then got in another fight because they were so snipey the morning after it was like listening to you n maebe Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson But was he actually talking to her or was it a figment of his imagination again Aug 19
AMERICA JONES and then bernice was touching boris a lot all pointedly Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson Your investigative skills are lacking. Jupiter would be so disappointed. Good. Aug 19
AMERICA JONES he was preening all ******** day and romeo looked ready to revenge chat me up but i got out of there asap other peoples drama is only fun if youre not part of it Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson That's good. You don't want to be some guy's rebound, or second fiddle, or whatever You deserve nothing short of first choice. Top spot. Aug 19
AMERICA JONES youre sweet as ******** but im top spot in my own books anyway wink plus bernice is kinda scary and romeos got nothing worth facing down that Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I wouldn't want to incur a Lifer's wrath Aug 19
AMERICA JONES damn right thats terrifying Aug 19
AMERICA JONES so bernice has has kept it up flirting with boris and he was going everywhere shirtless ever since his favorite shirt got destroyed and like Aug 19
AMERICA JONES hes always leaning in doorways and showing off and it was cute for the first day but he is big and these doorways are small and he convinced her to let him cook her a dinner and blamed all the fires and ruined pans on me so shes letting him and romeos been looking cagey as ******** when its come up Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I only followed some of that but it sounds like an adventure Aug 19
AMERICA JONES yes the dinner is tonight im not going back there until im sure its over and the fires are out (the fires during our one and only kp stint were 100% his fault) Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson You're going to miss out on all the juicy drama though Which means that you're depriving me of a firsthand account Which means that Cee's Deus Goes to Russia spinoff will be incompletely researched Think of the repercussions Aug 19
AMERICA JONES no way im not going back until the last minute of my day off but im sure boris will give me his version tomorrow "natasha let me tell you how i have wooed the life woman" Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson Natasha Cute. Aug 19
AMERICA JONES the other eclipse is moose and squirrel Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I didn't even know you got days off the base until you sent those pics Sounds like a festive spirit of camaraderie all around Aug 19
AMERICA JONES one a week so we dont get cabin fever down there and kill each other smile Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I'm assuming you didn't mention it because there's some rule against letting one of us see you Aug 19
AMERICA JONES ... i didnt even think of that sad Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson You should inform Bashmet Aug 19
AMERICA JONES i will right now though we usually have our leave days planned for specific trips but maybe hed swing by for a few hours next time smile Aug 19
AMERICA JONES i guess youre pretty clever too Aug 19
AMERICA JONES my days are tuesdays by the by if you have a few empty hours on a leave day but youve been doing a lot and having to get supplies so my butt wont be sore if you dont Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I'm trying to behave and not suggest that you're implying that your butt will be sore if I do Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I've managed to waste three leave days already. We'll see. Aug 19
AMERICA JONES behave like what though thats the question id like it a lot if you manage to Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson dailytubadiahupdate.mov Aug 19
Lifted the little hurdle enough to require a hop. He refused until promised a green candy Obadiah Thompson alsocuddles.jpg Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson By refused I mean made sad eyes that made me feel like a murderer Aug 19
AMERICA JONES ohhhh hes doing so good people are looking cause i may be crying a little bit and also laughing cause i know that "im gonna fart" look on his little face in that pic Aug 19
AMERICA JONES yes hes good at making people feel bad itd probably be a good interrogation technique so keep it secret i dont want caelius stealing him Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson He totally farted on me but I forgive him Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I used to have a Great Dane. 120 lb flatulence factory. I have developed a tolerance. Tubs is capable of mere poots in comparison Aug 19
AMERICA JONES i want you to say poot next time we talk Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I'm not your performing monkey Aug 19
AMERICA JONES your cute ears say you could be Aug 19
Obadiah Thompson I was trying to think of some physical flaw of yours that I could mock with condescending fondness but I couldn't come up with anything Aug 20
AMERICA JONES you take all sorts of things i like about you turn them into either me being condescending or just not knowing any better Aug 20
AMERICA JONES maybe i have ugly elbows Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson You don't. I've checked. Aug 20
AMERICA JONES oh oh do eating habits count cause sometimes im a bit gross possum Aug 20
Deus of Our Lives
Obadiah Thompson Everyone around here on a ******** mission to give me the reds Aug 20
AMERICA JONES oh no not the reds the usual s**t or did something happen Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Self righteous preachy assholes Aug 20
AMERICA JONES the usual then though gotta say im usually the one getting riled up over that s**t Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Did Boris hook up with Bernice Aug 20
AMERICA JONES boris is crying next to me and i dont understand russian enough to make it all out through his man tears but im going with no Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson And you're texting. Heartless but wise maybe it's an act to play on your tender heartstrings Aug 20
AMERICA JONES well im patting his head and giving him some "there there"s like what the hell else do I have to do other than be really really bored Aug 20
AMERICA JONES "i just want friends im a friendly guy" "i dont want to ruin love or stoves" Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Don't fall for it. Go get the story out of Juliet Aug 20
AMERICA JONES he keeps wailing whenever i start to get up Aug 20
AMERICA JONES like a having a sad dogs head in your lap a sad 200lb dog Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Bah Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Just remember his inferior ears Aug 20
AMERICA JONES just shoved him off the couch had to pee Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Good work. Tough love. Aug 20
AMERICA JONES pretty sure im hearing romeo and juliet banging in the shower though Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Maybe that will end in another slap Aug 20
AMERICA JONES well theres slapping of some sort and oh my god marge just walked into the bathroom calling out for romeo shes the other death and super hates life division Aug 20
AMERICA JONES why do i keep getting stuck in this ******** stall while people have a drama i cannot wait to go back my own ******** bathroom where i can Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Oh no Cracking up here Aug 20
AMERICA JONES have a pee in peace without listening to people arguing oh my god he said it again and now i gotta try not to giggle theyre all yelling Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Should I try to make you laugh Aug 20
AMERICA JONES dont you ******** dare theyre getting all quiet and intense im glad i got my business out of the way because how ******** awkward would that have been Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Hahaha Aug 20
AMERICA JONES holy s**t marge has feelings for bernice OMG THEYRE EXES Aug 20
AMERICA JONES BORIS JUST RAN IN BELLOWING THAT HE IS SORRY HE JUST WANTED A NICE TIME AND HE IS NOT A BAD GUY Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Noooo I'm a hunter Aug 20
AMERICA JONES omg no you ******** this is so hard i feeling like a ******** balloon filled with all the stupid laughing im holding in Aug 20
AMERICA JONES oh god now marge is talking s**t about romeo in bed and OH GOD BERNICE AGREED DAMMIT BERNICE Aug 20
AMERICA JONES boris is explaining how he is so much better at such things gotta say boris is not one to miss an opportunity i can tell hes doing some math Aug 20
AMERICA JONES there goes the slap there goes bernice there goes marge Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Jesus Aug 20
AMERICA JONES there goes boris omg he just waved at me over the stall door he knew i was in here and there goes romeo oh no he came back oh god hes practicing another ******** speech Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson This is amazing even secondhand Aug 20
AMERICA JONES next time im just gonna go pee outside Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson I'd accuse you of making it up for my benefit if I didn't know better Which of your uncles taught you that one Aug 20
AMERICA JONES what one Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson How to piss outside. Little bit more complicated for you Aug 20
AMERICA JONES omg theyd have ******** vapors Aug 20
AMERICA JONES almost wish id have asked one or two of them how just to see their ******** faces Aug 20
AMERICA JONES my running around outside naked phase lasted a long a** time and for awhile i thought i was a squirrel and squirrels dont use toilets ok so they were more hung up on getting me to use the potty god bless them Aug 20
AMERICA JONES may have fallen asleep in the bathroom stall Aug 20
Obadiah Thompson Truly living the jetsetting glamorous lifestyle Aug 21
AMERICA JONES least its not as bad as the basement bathrooms Aug 21
AMERICA JONES falling asleep in those its hard to imagine anything more terrifying i think id rather caelius swinging that scythe at me again Aug 21
Aftermath
Obadiah Thompson How's the fallout Aug 21
AMERICA JONES awkward and quiet for people who were fine banging loudly in a shared bathroom gotta say except boris he seems happy now that hes not a home wrecker Aug 21
AMERICA JONES or maybe he was happy because he planned on getting wasted later hefellasleepintheshower.jpg 19h
Obadiah Thompson Don't... send me pictures of naked guys, thanks 17h
AMERICA JONES i thought it was funny sad but ok ill save them for kon 17h
Obadiah Thompson Pretty sure he doesn't want them either 17h
AMERICA JONES hell probably laugh or at least make that face where he is laughing on the inside 17h
Obadiah Thompson I think that face is just constipation 17h
AMERICA JONES no thats a different face 17h
Obadiah Thompson The world was a happier place before I knew you recognized Bashmet's constipation face on sight 17h
AMERICA JONES i like knowing peoples faces and body language even the small things 17h
AMERICA JONES and hes liked the boris pictures so far he even said "he look very funny on fire" so im pretty sure hell appreciate the next one is doused 17h
AMERICA JONES kon said he hoped i drew on his face so there 16h
AMERICA JONES id show you my excellent ******** drawing skills but i didnt bother dressing him after carrying him to his room 16h
AMERICA JONES but let me assure you obadiah thompson i am a ******** masterful drawer of dicks on faces even after hauling 200lbs dead weight idiot 14h
AMERICA JONES you know im the youngest person here but i feel like the only adult here to work half the time i wanna go draw dicks on all their faces 14h
AMERICA JONES i literally just had to carry one to bed and tuck them in well leave them on the floor beside the bed but jesus wept 14h
AMERICA JONES and itd be one thing if they actually treated me like an adult but marge actually called me the ******** baby of the team today 14h
Obadiah Thompson I'm sure drawing dicks on their faces will bring them around to accepting your superior maturity 14h
AMERICA JONES might as well at least itd be satisfying but im probably not gonna find them all passed out at once and if i do theres bigger worries 14h
IOU
AMERICA JONES he slept in and didnt have time to primp so he hasnt noticed 6h
AMERICA JONES wish you were you never high five me but i think this could have been the special occasion 6h
Obadiah Thompson I would have high fived you for that 5h
AMERICA JONES im gonna call it in when i get back your debt includes: 1 high five im willing to wave teacher day raincheck because reasons and exchange it for fishing day 3h
AMERICA JONES 1 hug next time i am sick this is exchangeable for a firm there there pat on the back if i am really gross 1 dance somewhere underground and miles from civilization 3h
Obadiah Thompson What have I done to accrue such appalling debts? 3h
AMERICA JONES 1 use of "poot" out loud 3h
AMERICA JONES its a slippery slope obadiah thompson once theres one others are gonna follow 3h
AMERICA JONES 1 omelet made by me and eaten by you because i practiced a LOT 1 pet fashion show 8 more selfies for traumatizing me with those shave pics 3h
Obadiah Thompson onedownseventogo.jpg 3h
AMERICA JONES oh look at that bundle of cutes i wanna scritch all your damn ears and boop all the noses are you getting stressed over that orientation youre looking a bit tired hun 3h
Obadiah Thompson gee thanks 3h
AMERICA JONES dont make me add more on for worrying me >sad 3h
Obadiah Thompson Hard to resist when the thought of paying off most of those debts is a pleasure I can make up lies about all the insane risky things I'm up to in your absence, if you reward me with more obligations I can tell you I went running in a hurricane, if you like. 3h
AMERICA JONES oh my who would be silly enough to do such a thing 38 late nights or lazy days talking in a tree house 1 visit to filipe pierre 89 meals made by you please dont make them all at once id try and then probably die a messy death 532 days of pet sitting payable over the course of ten years 1 book read to me when i am sick or hurt dont pick a boring one 118 stories about yourself and your family 1 silly hat day 1 day of crocs n gators 1 birthday party (yours) with the possibility of more should you survive said party 803 chances to watch you do something you believe in and cheer you on as i am going to miss your orientation 1 baseball game 2h
Obadiah Thompson but if i do that one you owe me three bases stolen, at least 2h
AMERICA JONES i agree to your terms i also owe you 2 shadow runs 1 run into danger to tell you to stop being reckless 1 bath in my fancy tub 532 days of pet sitting 1 shampoo 27 pies 1 mission to someplace to get a thing 115 stories 23 tiny pet clothes 1 high five 2h
Obadiah Thompson I wish you were here 2h
AMERICA JONES 20 more days you better be ready 2h
Obadiah Thompson Can I cash in one of my hugs even though you won't be sick or hurt (don't be sick or hurt)? 2h
AMERICA JONES please do 2h
AMERICA JONES if you fail to hug me when i get back im afraid your debt will have a most terrible case of the reds 2h
Obadiah Thompson I'd hug you right now if you weren't a half a world away 2h
AMERICA JONES youre lucky tubs is a good hug depository 2h
Obadiah Thompson holdingontothemforyou.jpg Six to go 2h
AMERICA JONES love you ill do my best to make sure im not sick or hurt when i come back so you best do the same 2h
Obadiah Thompson I'll do my best 2h
Obadiah Thompson Urgh so much feelings talk I'd rather listen to Bernice and Romeo 1h
AMERICA JONES they were being all tortured and misunderstood at each other earlier 1h
Obadiah Thompson The main feed here is full of ******** don't even know Not tortured and misunderstood I don't know what the ******** it is Isn't Bernice a lesbian now didn't we establish this? I find your plot hard to follow 1h
AMERICA JONES i havent been keeping up with it but from all the ******** notices i can only imagine pretty sure she likes both or was having a phase 1h
Obadiah Thompson OK but wasn't she happier with the lesbian 1h
AMERICA JONES or maybe girls just dont count? but definitely into romeos d**k even if he is not that great with it not sure not about to ask 1h
Obadiah Thompson Enjoy that black eye 1h
AMERICA JONES i dont have a black eye what 1h
Obadiah Thompson I thought Bernice was terrifying and angry 1h
AMERICA JONES listen up i could totally take bernice ok not that i will because im not asking i dont wanna sleep with her so i dont need to know 1h
Obadiah Thompson I misread that as "Not sure, about to ask" Maybe the main feed insanity had led me to believe that you had also taken leave of your senses 1h
AMERICA JONES well if i did plan on sleeping with her i would totally ask gotta say 1h
Obadiah Thompson Do you still think I'm a good man 1h
AMERICA JONES i do 1h
Obadiah Thompson Do you think it matters 1h
AMERICA JONES course it does its part of who you are 1h
AMERICA JONES doesnt it matter that im honest that when i say a thing you know im being sincere even if its hard to believe 59m
AMERICA JONES well its the same like maybe youll lie to me or say something shitty but at the crux of it i know youre a good man and that those things arent at the heart of you 56m
Obadiah Thompson two hugs, even 53m
AMERICA JONES 2 hugs to be given asap
d**k
AMERICA JONES mimsy was asking me d**k questions sounds like twitter today is fun 13h
Obadiah Thompson Jesus Christ 13h
Obadiah Thompson There is something wrong with that girl 12h
AMERICA JONES mimsy? 12h
Obadiah Thompson Like she was raised in a Skinner box or something 12h
AMERICA JONES well shes pretty different and talks all science instead of straight out and kon has that beef with her but shes not bad and under the big weird words she usually seems to be asking pretty normal stuff maybe she was just homeschooled 12h
Obadiah Thompson Normal if you were raised in a bubble maybe 12h
AMERICA JONES i think d**k talk is pretty normal 12h
Obadiah Thompson I told her about Tuesday and I kind of regret it 12h
AMERICA JONES oh
12h AMERICA JONES i dont think shed do anything or bandy it about at least she asked me if i had kids in other worlds probably saw something like i did 12h
Obadiah Thompson probably 12h
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Ah young love
AMERICA JONES why lolita 11h
Obadiah Thompson What do you mean, why Lolita 11h
AMERICA JONES when we first really talked it was on your list someone who read lolita and appreciated it 11h
Obadiah Thompson It was just the first snobby pseudo-intellectual-but-accessible piece of literature I could think of 11h
Obadiah Thompson why 11h
AMERICA JONES it just always stood out from the rest 11h
Obadiah Thompson It's a stupid ******** standard on my part. I met my fiancee because she was reading Lolita and you see how ******** well that turned out 11h
AMERICA JONES sounds like a nice start even if it ended badly 11h
Obadiah Thompson What made you think of that 11h
AMERICA JONES had pie after dinner and everyone was talking first loves and s**t 10h
Obadiah Thompson What did you talk about 10h
AMERICA JONES oh first time falling in love when i was tiny 10h
Obadiah Thompson Tell me about it 10h
AMERICA JONES it was with aunt prudies neighbor he had horses you see and looked like burt reynolds for a good six months i left scribbley love letters and drawings in his mail box to woo him also carrots i stole from prudies garden wanted to get in good with those horses understand one day i dressed up in my sunday school dress and went to propose cause id finally gotten the perfect ring from the vend at the store he said yes but that itd be a terrible long engagement cause id have to wait until i was eighteen to get hitched i told prudie about it the next day and she was livid 10h
Obadiah Thompson This is painfully adorable 10h
AMERICA JONES when he explained that it was a joke i was heart broken for weeks even a flat no woulda been kinder than a joke plus id already picked out my horse 10h
Obadiah Thompson Funny in retrospect though, right? 10h
AMERICA JONES i dunno she was a really pretty horse idve named her princess butterfly dancer what about you what was obadiah thompsons first love like 10h
Obadiah Thompson No wait I need to stop and contemplate the vastness of "Princess Butterfly Dancer." 10h
AMERICA JONES beautiful name for a beautiful horse gotta say though it was sore tempting to knock on his door once i was eighteen and say "jokes on you bub" 9h
Obadiah Thompson Hahaha. I'm sure he would have had regrets for breaking your tiny heart 9h
AMERICA JONES you know what would break my not so tiny heart 8h
AMERICA JONES not getting to hear the story of obadiah ezekiel hackedup thompsons first love 8h
Obadiah Thompson As precious as that story was it wasn't the real thing, so I don't feel like I owe you any And I don't know, anyway. What does "first love" even mean? Too many definitions. 8h
AMERICA JONES the puppy sort honey cause its the nicest kind though to be sure 7h
AMERICA JONES if prudie had let him have his joke with me mine the wiser idve held on to the promise for years longer than most peoples actual marriages 7h
Obadiah Thompson So is that your definition of puppy love? Do I have to dig back until I can remember what Sunday School teacher first made me blush? 7h
AMERICA JONES how bout we make it easier and just say first crush to leave a lasting impression 7h
Obadiah Thompson I feel like it's in bad taste to talk about this with someone you recently slept with and would sleep with again given half a chance 7h
AMERICA JONES and yet you ******** asked but fine 6h
Obadiah Thompson When I was in 7th grade there was a girl named Jada in my English class. I did the schoolyard romance thing with a couple of girls that year but Jada was the one I wanted. She condescended to go to the homecoming dance with me. That was as much as I got out of her. I was completely smitten with her and she knew it. She was nice about it. Lot of girls would have made fun of me for it even thoughI guess I was well enough in to the "cool kid" crowd to avoid it anyway, because we had a pool, and because I smoked. I tried to kiss her after the homecoming dance and then again after one of her volleyball games and she did not oblige me but also didn't make fun of me later. She moved away after 8th grade. Lost touch, talked online some. Showed back up to visit some friends my junior year and we ******** at a party and it was the closest thing to disappointing sex ever is for a guy in high school, although to be fair I was high as a kite at the time, so it might have been fantastic for all I know. I'm sure it was less than great for her. I ran into her again right after we had Tuesday. She was in college, English major, absolutely gorgeous, and we had nothing in common and no chemistry and I didn't want to cheat on my girlfriend anyway, and that was the last I ever saw her. We were Facebook friends when I left. 6h
Obadiah Thompson Boring story. No ponies, no Burt Reynolds, no tragic proposals. 6h
Obadiah Thompson I said it was in bad taste because I regretted asking because I should have known you'd ask me back And I knew I didn't have anything interesting to say and also am worried you think I like you less because you (I think) haven't read Lolita Which is ******** ridiculous so don't think that. 6h
AMERICA JONES you just gave me a story of you growing up in three acts why wouldnt i want to hear that 5h
AMERICA JONES i wasnt worried it was just one of those things id accepted from the start though maybe i shouldnt have 5h
Obadiah Thompson Act One Loser, Act Two Stoned, Act Three Outsider. Sounds about right. 5h
AMERICA JONES you dont sound like a loser at all in the first bit you did have a pool after all and probably looked real cool smoking 5h
Obadiah Thompson Act Three was I guess more Loser, Stoned, Outside all at once Outsider* 5h
AMERICA JONES i wish i was there to pinch you cause being a father and not cheating on your girlfriend doesnt sound like any of those 5h
Obadiah Thompson I guess you can subtract stoned if bupes and valium don't count 5h
AMERICA JONES i dont even know what the first one is and isnt the second like a mom drug 4h
Obadiah Thompson better methadone, and yes 4h
AMERICA JONES why were you an outsider 4h
Obadiah Thompson 20 year old on buprenorphine with a newborn baby, running into his middle school crush who's an English major and still a kid. You tell me. 4h
Obadiah Thompson This sounds like me being a self-pitying a*****e but I'm just trying to be frank for once, I don't ******** know 4h
AMERICA JONES not really sounds more like she was just as much outside your world as you were hers did you have one of those coulda-been moments 4h
Obadiah Thompson Not with her specifically just sort of everything Nothing compared to a lifetime without Princess Butterfly Dancer, though 4h
AMERICA JONES ive been eyeing up the tiny pony minipet tanks to see if i could find princess butterfly dancer the second 4h
Obadiah Thompson Poor Tubadiah will be jealous. You shouldn't. 4h
AMERICA JONES ill let him help pick dont you worry i run a democracy 3h
Obadiah Thompson He requires your undivided attention and affection hesworriednow.jpg What am I down to, five? 3h
AMERICA JONES oh now who is mommys sweet pea with the cutest sad face and little pout who needs cutie pie kisses tubalove needs cutie pie kisses yes he do now say it all in the right voice and give him cutie pie kisses its important 3h
AMERICA JONES and its 8 now the interest rates have risen 3h
Obadiah Thompson Loan shark 3h
AMERICA JONES damn right 3h
Obadiah Thompson You're devaluing my pictures by creating a surplus 3h
AMERICA JONES im enriching my day though
Thoroughly enriched
Obadiah Thompson enrich my day Aug 24
AMERICA JONES carrottop.jpg got bored the other night and put my hair in tiny braids Aug 24
AMERICA JONES if i go quiet ive probably been sold off to the circus Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson Holy hell I said enrich not fill with trauma Aug 24
AMERICA JONES boobshot.jpg Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson Genuinely expected a deceptive filename. Thank you for surprising me. Aug 24
AMERICA JONES youre welcome consider your life 200% enriched Aug 24
Obadiah ******** the reasons for it existing but I love that tattoo You should get a tramp stamp Aug 24
AMERICA JONES me too i want more been thinking bout it but stryker says no to phoenix down there so thats still going on my back maybe ill get princess butterfly dancer or burt reynolds face to commemorate tragic first love Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson I give this my unreserved support Not that one That is not something you want staring back at you Aug 24
AMERICA JONES maybe a bumble bee with the word aggressive or a petunia and i can just laugh forever if someone asks Aug 24
AMERICA JONES maybe ill get filipe pierre Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson You should get a strategically placed pubic mustache Aug 24
AMERICA JONES or a little caution slippery when wet sign Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson When do you get the gold plated bathtub again, speaking of which Aug 24
AMERICA JONES in a few hours once its tomorrow Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson Gonna tell Edith to ship me to the Russian base ASAP Aug 24
AMERICA JONES how you gonna word that request Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson Dear Ms. Carr, While my ability to educate and assist people continues to be called into question, my resume as regards use of and upkeep of ablutionary apparatus is unimpeachable. It is my unfortunate duty to go where my skills are needed. Aug 24
AMERICA JONES albutionary Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson no, ablutionary. Aug 24
AMERICA JONES ill impeach you if you correct my spelling no matter what apparatus youre skilled with obadiah thompson Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson What if I put glasses on first Aug 24
AMERICA JONES that would indeed help your cause Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson thiswillbeonthetest.jpg It took me a ******** hour to track those down long enough to get one photo. That surely counts for two. Aug 24
AMERICA JONES i give it a strong 7 on the teacher scale and my new wallpaper thank you Aug 24
Obadiah Thompson Only a 7 wtf Aug 24
AMERICA JONES you need a sweater vest and some passionate nerd talk Aug 24
AMERICA JONES swanselfie.jpg Aug 25
Obadiah Thompson sweateranddeskandlolita.jpg That was difficult and required the self-timer and I feel like a teenage girl. Never again. Aug 25
AMERICA JONES upgraded to a lvl nine 9 hello teacher wink Aug 25
AMERICA JONES 10 requires personal tutoring but i feel hella enriched gotta say Aug 25
School days
AMERICA JONES youre gonna do great smile Aug 25
Obadiah Thompson This is one of those times where I wish I wasn't so adamantly opposed to ******** emoticons or I'd just send you a little less than three Aug 25
AMERICA JONES x x x x <3 Aug 25
Obadiah Thompson Orientation went as well as could be expected. Low turn out, as anticipated. More later. Deceive people into thinking it's mandatory, maybe Feel like it's the lesser evil I have an off-island mission for a few days. Not sure what the normal text/calling situation will be like, and last time you bitched at me for not telling you, so I'm telling you, because I guess I did after all give you a ring, so the nagging housewife thing is reasonable Also, Peyton has Tubadiah. Aug 26
AMERICA JONES it got some good reviews though and i bet you helped a lot of folks even if some dont realize it quite yet can i say im proud of you now and youll actually believe me Aug 26
AMERICA JONES i was nagging you even before that but thank you and be careful whos your backup (you looked nice when you were all lecturey by the way) Aug 26
Obadiah Thompson I want to be mad at you for having spies but I should have expected it There is no backup, it's a one-man job Aug 26
AMERICA JONES not spies its like sending someone to tape a friend or kids ballgame that you had to miss but really wanted to go to because you love them what thats ridiculous to send you alone >sad Aug 26
Obadiah Thompson No it isn't. Also not telling me about it pushes it into the realm of spying. As does the fact that I know without having to ask that you got Mr. Death Transfer to do it. Aug 26
AMERICA JONES yes it is and you already knew i was going to be there before i got sent off of course id send kon as a proxy i also asked molly and jordan to tell me how it went before i left im not sorry >sad Aug 26
AMERICA JONES if youre being huffy the same way you were about the picture well im not doing anything with what was sent to me it was for me alone where is the mission they better not be sending you out to the desert again Aug 26
Obadiah Thompson Some little no-name town in Mississippi Aug 26
AMERICA JONES well i guess theres worse places Aug 26
AMERICA JONES even so dont take needless risks or ill be mad as ******** ok Aug 26
Obadiah Thompson I never do Aug 26
Obadiah Thompson Can I send you something Aug 26
Obadiah Thompson With the disclaimer that I don't know why I am, or if anyone else is supposed to see it, because I was afraid to ask Aug 26
AMERICA JONES of course Aug 26
Obadiah Thompson musiciansofbremen.mov Aug 26
AMERICA JONES Oh noooo youve lost your throne sad those ears look so much more cute on her Aug 26
AMERICA JONES she looks like you but not and that shouldnt be strange but it seems like some sort of magic miracle Aug 27
AMERICA JONES god you must be fit to bursting with pride Aug 27
Obadiah Thompson It isn't my place to be proud of her. I didn't raise her. Relieved, though. Reassured. 16h
Obadiah Thompson Thank you for letting me share that. I don't know why but I've wanted to for a while, with someone. 16h
AMERICA JONES not your place to be proud of yourself maybe but be proud of her anyway thank you for letting me see its a treasure 13h
Obadiah Thompson I don't know how she manages to look so much like me but still be so ******** adorable. 13h
AMERICA JONES must be that no ingredient diet 13h
Teacher Appreciation Day
Obadiah Thompson youwillappreciatethis.jpg 12h
AMERICA JONES omg are you actually teaching on your mission are you the cool sub or the mean and snooty sub that could still get it anyway what subject 12h
Obadiah Thompson There's not going to be any "getting it." Jesus Christ. 12h
AMERICA JONES of course not im talking types of teacher 12h
Obadiah Thompson Did you know that in the state of Mississippi the only firm requirements to substitute teach are that you're 18 and graduated HS 12h
AMERICA JONES not actual plans 12h
Obadiah Thompson This explains a lot about the state of Mississippi's education rankings in general 12h
AMERICA JONES oh wow they must get a ******** circus of subs over there 12h
Obadiah Thompson Depressingly enough that's not even that uncommon. Only a handful of states certify and train. I looked into this. I feel a lot worse about every substitute teacher I ever gave a hard time, I'll tell you that ******** much 12h
AMERICA JONES makes it easier for folks like us though i wanna go be a teacher for a couple days that sounds way better than trap unsetter 12h
Obadiah Thompson I'd trade you if I could. You'd definitely be the "could get it" kind. You could put your hair up. 12h
AMERICA JONES damn right id be and i could learn them a thing or two because i know lots of useful s**t 12h
AMERICA JONES i have to anyway lost a couple inches to one of those swinging blade things the other day 12h
Obadiah Thompson You need a helmet. Stop imperiling your hair. It's grossly irresponsible. Anyway they're not learning s**t from me. When did you ever actually learn anything from a substitute? 12h
AMERICA JONES well sometimes one or another of my uncle would sub in 12h
AMERICA JONES i never learned much in school anyway except the shop classes and gym and home ec 12h
Obadiah Thompson I mostly learned how to hide a smoking habit and convince people you aren't stoned off your a** when you are And maybe Rushed Make Out Sessions Behind the Gym 101 12h
AMERICA JONES so you were independently nerdy on your own 12h
Obadiah Thompson I was not nerdy I just don't see the point in complicating your social freedom with bad grades Maintain A's, have unsupervised weekends Because apparently having good grades means you're generally well-behaved. A leap of reasoning I have never understood 12h
AMERICA JONES secretly nerdy then in your heart 12h
AMERICA JONES i was mostly b and c in the book classes and a's in the real stuff ones 12h
Obadiah Thompson "real stuff" 11h
AMERICA JONES d's and f's came elsewhere wink 11h
Obadiah Thompson ha 11h
Obadiah Thompson Girls who park in cars with boys aren't really popular, America 11h
AMERICA JONES thats what happens when you dont remind boys that theyre lucky as anything to sit at your table let alone step in their car 11h
AMERICA JONES boys get uppity if you let them and then the jealous girls stuck in their friend and like a sister - zones get all catty 11h
AMERICA JONES maybe i should make an educational movie 11h
aMAZEment
AMERICA JONES found a secret elevator it doesnt work but i climbed down the shaft and theres a ******** maze under the base that wasnt recorded anywhere its so ******** cool but im not sure if im gonna be back in two weeks still 8h
Obadiah Thompson Come back. I am more interesting than a maze. 7h
AMERICA JONES was gonna say at least you wont light me one fire but thatd be an awful lie im sure youll piss me off something terrible within a day or two 7h
AMERICA JONES ill try not to get stuck here too much longer i like a lot of the work but i miss you n kon n pey n tubs n the house n meddling with folks 7h
Obadiah Thompson I'm sorry I piss you off all the time. 6h
AMERICA JONES i kinda like it 6h
Obadiah Thompson Maybe you'd like it better if I didn't. 6h
AMERICA JONES sounds boring 6h
AMERICA JONES also i couldnt help making the joke and was trying to avoid the dirtier angle but why would i want you to be someone i just agree with all 5h
AMERICA JONES the time and get along with and not someone argue with one minute and laugh with the next and only sometimes agree with thatd be awful 5h
Obadiah Thompson I know I tell you all the time that I love you but I feel like you should know that I like you too. 56m
AMERICA JONES this thing needs a ******** a favorite button here too 52m
Blessed be the nerd boys
Obadiah Thompson You gotten lost yet? 20h
AMERICA JONES a few times i gotta work out a system when it comes to new places takes a bit of doing but ill figure it out if i spend enough time time down here 20h
AMERICA JONES tell me about the last book you loved 13h
Obadiah Thompson Only if you trade me for another story. I won't even dictate a theme. See how generous I am. 8h
Obadiah Thompson Although I enjoy the way you get both flippant and matter-of-fact when you talk about love and secrets, if it helps to narrow it down 8h
AMERICA JONES fair enough what sort of love 6h
Obadiah Thompson One that doesn't end badly 3h
Obadiah Thompson And I'll tell you that the last book I loved was Old School, by Tobias Wolff, and that you would have appreciated some of it. Because it's a sort of wish fulfillment book about a school where the nerdy boys, as you'd call them, are the cool boys. And the way to the top of the social ladder is to be well-read. And it's about the inevitable moment as a teenager when you realize you aren't actually hot s**t, although I don't think you've ever actually undergone that exeperience. And it's the best description I've ever read of how you can lie to yourself and other people so thoroughly you start to believe it Like the process that takes you from a willful act of dishonesty up to sincerity without your story changing at all. And it's a book about books, which is my favorite kind, and it's funny and sad and sort of pretentious, which is also my favorite kind. However the author has made the odd stylistic decision to eschew quotation marks which is irritating, although it does do a good job of demonstrating that in good writing the quotation mark is superfluous. But he doesn't have a writing style where that sudden need for economy makes sense and English isn't a very economic language in general, which is why it's great. Really my biggest argument about that decision is that I'm sitting here talking about the lack of quotation marks instead of talking about the actual book. Which I loved, and thought was great. Not great in the slangy sense, but actually great. 3h
AMERICA JONES but you get to have a little rant about the quotes so i bet youre a bit fond of the lack despite it all i miss you so much 46m
AMERICA JONES and a love that doesnt end badly is a bit of a tall order but since youre talking the wish fulfillment of sweet nerd boys ill tell you about theodore fischer 41m
AMERICA JONES when i was in school i was what some might call independently popular it meant i had a lot of freedom to hang out with who i liked and still be invited to the good parties and sit at any table and such there were a few downsides especially with the sorta folks whos worth is all tied up in their place and other peoples place but nothing that made me feel the need to change that so i was friendly with theodore who was a nerd through and through he had the cheap clunky glasses and tucked in grandpa shirts and a habit of going into little daydreams that made him clumsy as ******** just walking through a hall and when we were freshmen hed had the biggest on this one girl lana for a good two years and it was finally time to do something about it so he asked me to help him and of course i did because i knew exactly how to go about as she was one of those girls who was tied up in her place and i told him to date me for a bit that alone would have been enough we went out for a good four months so him dumping me after all that time just to ask her out was a guaranteed yes but the thing about theodore was that he loved space to a ridiculous degree it was something he couldnt talk about without getting all worked up or passionate or dreamy about and sometimes mimsy reminds me of him but he was never so cold in how he talked and so of course i fell a bit in love myself even before i coaxed that confidence into non nerd stuff and taught him to talk to a girl with that same sort of sweetness instead of turning into a stuttering mess 24m
AMERICA JONES she said yes of course 23m
AMERICA JONES i fell into a big sad country music despair for a good few weeks but even in the middle of it i knew id move past soon enough 22m
AMERICA JONES between my pa and and my uncles and their relationships id learned early the difference between love and in love and how one is forever and the other is for now 19m
AMERICA JONES but i stayed fond and they only lasted a couple months because two years of pining after a girl at a distance doesnt actually mean you like her you just want her but he had an easy enough time charming the next girl and in our senior year i mentioned one day that is been in love with him three of those four months and he didnt believe me not a bit 16m
AMERICA JONES so before i left i took him out one night when there was some sort of space event that made the sky all strange and pretty and i showed him it wasnt a bad end at all really 15m Obadiah T hompson I'm feeling a lot of conflicted emotions right now 5m
AMERICA JONES oh are you
Obadiah Thompson I have this sudden fear that any time I go off on a tangent about quotation marks or whether Pale Fire is satire or sincere poetry you're superimposing coke-bottle glasses and grandpa pants over my image 8h
AMERICA JONES oh my god im hella charmed by imagining you like that right now gotta say but no 8h
Obadiah Thompson Ugh 8h
AMERICA JONES theres just something about a person talking about what they love i really like it i like what it does to a person and how sincere they get when they let you in just enough to take a peek it makes me want to dip a hand in and drink them right up 8h
Obadiah Thompson I wish I could see you 8h
AMERICA JONES always seems a safe sort of waste when i ask you those things on here and dont get to hear your voice or see you moving with your thoughts safer and easier but i want to see so badly all the same 8h
Obadiah Thompson I feel the same way. Like I ought to be saving up all these stories I want to hear you tell until I can see you telling them 7h
Obadiah Thompson You can tell me about work, though 7h
AMERICA JONES works a big puzzle like literally there are puzzles youd probably like it a mission where knowing dead old russian writers comes in handy 7h
AMERICA JONES but some areas are ******** up and my heart starts racing fast for no reason thomas the other lifer says those are weak spots in the world and maybe theres a doorway here to the spooky world 7h
Obadiah Thompson That is not reassuring. I hope you're being careful 7h
AMERICA JONES yeah even boris has buckled down and stopped ******** around 7h
Obadiah Thompson Make me feel bad for spending my mission time texting under the desk in a chaotic classroom 7h
AMERICA JONES but idve gotten lonely
These sentimental assholes
Obadiah Thompson Home again. tubadiahmissedmemorethanthecats.jpg 2h
AMERICA JONES welcome back 2h
AMERICA JONES theyre just shy 2h
AMERICA JONES but tubs sets a pretty high bar gotta say howd it go 2h
Obadiah Thompson They're just punishing me for being gone. Typical cats. 2h
Obadiah Thompson It was uneventful 2h
AMERICA JONES that happens on missions? 2h
Obadiah Thompson Apparently 2h
Obadiah Thompson I got some potentially-useful information and did not blow my cover which despite sounding like Death objectives were basically the goal And now you know what I mean about feeling guilty that you're disarming dangerous traps while I sit at a desk texting 2h
AMERICA JONES you did a good job i bet you shy boy 2h
Obadiah Thompson I did do a good job. But it wasn't especially taxing. 2h
AMERICA JONES did you have fun getting to be teacher 2h
Obadiah Thompson It was mostly really boring and really loud. I could have made it more boring by making it less loud. 2h
AMERICA JONES so you didnt get all snooty and bossy at them then 1h
Obadiah Thompson I had no desire to make things hard on myself or them. I told them I'd pretend not to see them using their phones if they returned the favor 1h
Obadiah Thompson Is Bashmet going to go and see you on Tuesday? 1h
AMERICA JONES naw he came by this week packed a picnic for us and everything smile i bet you woulda been a great snooty teacher though maybe next time well both get to go i can see it biggrin 1h
Obadiah Thompson does that mean you have next tuesday open 1h
Obadiah Thompson never mind 1h
AMERICA JONES sad 1h
AMERICA JONES why you gotta get my hopes up obadiah ezekiel hopesdestroyer thompson 1h
Obadiah Thompson i need to reassess that decision when i am not drunk 1h
AMERICA JONES you ******** better 1h
Obadiah Thompson its stupid because i talk to you every day and you havent even been gone that long but i miss you so ******** much and i worry about you which is also stupid if you were here thered still be plenty to worry about jesus christ i think im like sentimental drunk, great 1h
AMERICA JONES hate to break it to you hun but youre kinda sentimental sober too 59m
Obadiah Thompson that is a calumnious falsehood i am a steely eyed flatbellied professional 58m
AMERICA JONES i like it though cause im just as bad isnt that what all the little jokes between us are 57m
Obadiah Thompson calumnious falsehoods? oh 56m
AMERICA JONES sentimental bits and pieces of words we like to bring out and turn over cause we hate to let them go and cant stand to forget all dressed like jokes but in the end its the same isnt it 56m
Obadiah Thompson youre going to ruin all my street cred this is disastrous 55m
AMERICA JONES hate to break it to you hun 55m
Obadiah Thompson no dont let me have my delusions 55m
AMERICA JONES steely as ******** you know leslie thinks youre soooo coooool 54m
Obadiah Thompson hahaha does he what a ******** dweeb 54m
AMERICA JONES and hes a stickler too 54m
Obadiah Thompson he set me up on a blind date today because he owed some b***h a favor and i said yes because after she sees me he'll owe her four more 53m
AMERICA JONES omg with who how can it be blind date were on an island 51m
Obadiah Thompson i dont know i didnt wanna know he swears she isnt fat so she probably smells bad or has wall eyes or something worth it to see him scuttle around 51m
AMERICA JONES if you dress up all sexy teacher for it maybe shell owe him but maybe id interrupt all dramatic like and flip a table or something its deus i dont think theres any girl on the island thats not like objectively hot in some way 49m
Obadiah Thompson would you flip a table for me thats so ******** sweet 49m
AMERICA JONES but i hope you both put him through the ringer thats what he gets for starting a dating service without me 49m
AMERICA JONES yeah honey i bet i could send that ******** flying and then stomp around a bit all "IF I DONT GET SEXY TEACHER DAY NO b***h DOES!" 48m
Obadiah Thompson hahaha well i wont wear any glasses like just to mollify you 47m
AMERICA JONES that cow tie better stay in storage 47m
Obadiah Thompson stillhaventshaved.jpg 47m
AMERICA JONES better not wear a sweater vest or anything with elbow patches ive been known to go off the rails 47m
Obadiah Thompson id apologize for my drunk face in that except i think i just look sleepy so whatever oh no didnt i show you the ******** coat had elbow patches the one that made boris all mad at capitalism that coat had the power to topple communism and also elbow patches 46m
AMERICA JONES you better not wear that coat then im just sayin you look cute n dopey as ******** so much for that street cred 45m
Obadiah Thompson im not wearin the coat i got blood all over it i dont know if i can get it out buying really nice clothes is ******** pointless in this job 45m
AMERICA JONES if you cant manage i will im great at getting blood out 43m
Obadiah Thompson i have pretty killer laundry skills but it's all ******** leather and s**t i dont know i can fold a fitted sheet instant panty dropper other guys have acoustic guitars i can fold a fitted sheet 41m
AMERICA JONES well you know im always pretty charmed with your housekeeping skills but maybe you should pick up a guitar just in case and those are boy laundry skills girl laundry skills involve a lot more blood 36m
Obadiah Thompson yeah musical apathy and hand tremors really lend themselves to being a guitar prodigy gross man can we not just agree that as a hunter getting blood out of clothes is a useful gender neutral skill jesus christ 36m
AMERICA JONES probably still sound like most guys with acoustic guitars anyway 35m
Obadiah ******** hands 35m
AMERICA JONES youre so ******** cute maybe switch it up to tambourine 34m
Obadiah Thompson i wish i hadnt ******** everything up before you left because i have it on good authority that i write a good sappy letter 26m
AMERICA JONES well you owe me one anyway fairs fair thats going on your debt list growing longer by the day 23m
Obadiah Thompson and yet i have asked so little of you 23m
AMERICA JONES but you didnt ******** anything up nothings ******** up just some of its a bit sideways 23m
AMERICA JONES we already know im greedy but i hardly ever say no to anything you ask 21m
Obadiah Thompson i know 19m
Obadiah Thompson oh no i really am sentimental drunk ******** hell 16m
AMERICA JONES well if youre so steely maybe youre really just sentimetal 11m
Obadiah Thompson oh man that was really good
Breaking
Obadiah Thompson do you miss me 1h
AMERICA JONES all the time too much its ******** unreasonable and i hope you feel ashamed 1h
Obadiah Thompson i have nothing tobe ashamed of in this particular instance do you miss me because you love me 1h
AMERICA JONES because all the things about you that make those words fill my mouth until i cant just not say it 1h
Obadiah Thompson and you love me because im a good man at least a little 1h
AMERICA JONES its part of who you are even when it makes me mad because it means you do stupid s**t like say "if not me then itll be someone else" yes 1h
Obadiah Thompson i know im sentimental drunk or whatever but i love you so ******** much if we could go back to wonderland i'd follow that dumb dormouse a dozen more times until you had more rings than fingers 1h
AMERICA JONES but i love you because a lot of reasons and it all comes down to you are you 1h
AMERICA JONES thats a lot of cake 1h
Obadiah Thompson thats the best reason anyone ever gave me so much ******** cake i would possum with you even though thats disgusting 1h
AMERICA JONES id be your possum bride and wed just pass out all gross in a nest made of frosting and all the shame we were lacking 1h
Obadiah Thompson i dont think i ever met anyone who was so unafraid of everything 1h
Obadiah Thompson and doesnt have to lie to do it 1h
AMERICA JONES i runaway and hide all the time you know im not so unafraid as all that though dont go telling folks that ruin my street cred 58m
Obadiah Thompson but then you come back and say you can fix it anyway are you ever afraid of yourself 57m
AMERICA JONES yes 57m
Obadiah Thompson no one would ever know. i didnt 55m
AMERICA JONES as much as i try to build and fix and stay taym im so much better at breaking s**t apart and just leaving it done and broke and i like it i dont want to be that person but i like it 53m
Obadiah Thompson you like breaking? 51m
AMERICA JONES yeah it didnt really change until i got here you know even building the town its like part of me wants to tear it down sometimes when i cant sleep i do i go to the shitty areas and wreck the s**t out of them and sometimes i get scared cause what will i do when theres no shitty areas left 47m
Obadiah Thompson why 44m
AMERICA JONES why what 44m
Obadiah Thompson why do you want to wreck them 43m
AMERICA JONES because no matter what i do everything will end everything i build will get torn down every home lost everyone i love will die or leave me and most of the time its okay because i know that so i can just make the best of things while i have them i can make that time amazing and worth whatever loss comes after but sometimes it just makes me angry and i want to end something on my own terms even if just a little 38m
Obadiah Thompson i didnt know 37m
AMERICA JONES i told you id tell you all my secret stories even if they make you hate me a bit 35m
Obadiah Thompson i dont hate you at all 35m
AMERICA JONES are you disappointed 34m
Obadiah Thompson i dont know what i am 33m
Obadiah Thompson i didnt know and i dont know how to fit it into the way i think of you but i still love you so much that if i thought itd help and if i could id make you perfect things just so you could wreck them 30m
AMERICA JONES i love you too and things are getting so much better i wasnt exaggerating when i told you this was the happiest id ever been 28m
AMERICA JONES before i came here i didnt even know it was in me to be more than that id given up even trying so ******** long ago 27m
AMERICA JONES and to be honest id rather you just keep building nice things with me 25m
Obadiah Thompson and look at all the things you found id rather that too but nothing like that goes away overnight so if you ever needed to i wouldnt hate you for it because we could fix it after 24m
Obadiah Thompson im glad youre happier here 20m
AMERICA JONES you know i never say i love you to hear it back or play echo its because im so happy and grateful to have that in me n i just have to share and most of the time when i say it im just saying thank you for existing and being you so i love you goodnight obadiah thompson 19m
Obadiah Thompson even if you're not saying it to hear it back i love you too. all of you. whole thing. not just parts. goodnight america jones
Don't forget interest hugs
Obadiah Thompson I felt like it would have been wrong to say it before but somehow it feels OK now so I'm proud of you too. Maybe it's still wrong. Aug 30
AMERICA JONES its only wrong if its not true Aug 30
Obadiah Thompson then it isn't wrong Aug 30
AMERICA JONES four hugs and maybe one good cry a terrible lifetime of debt awaits you obadiah thompson Aug 30
Obadiah Thompson I have payments at the ready Aug 30
Abbi could get it
AMERICA JONES i think i know who he set you up with Aug 30
AMERICA JONES normal eyes and she smells nice too id hit it Aug 30
Obadiah Thompson all I know is that she has red hair and good tits but he said small ones so it's not secretly you Which let's face it would be adorable Aug 30
Obadiah Thompson I want to ask you but at this point I'm sort of savoring the element of surprise Aug 30
AMERICA JONES yeah im not telling Aug 30
AMERICA JONES and way too adorable for leslie to do on purpose Aug 30
Obadiah Thompson I can't see him coming up with a scheme that clever I wish though, a little bit. Aug 30
AMERICA JONES me too text me if i should come flip a table though ill be on standby Aug 30
Obadiah Thompson Gonna buy some glasses and one of those ratty professor coats with elbow patches and a worn out spot over the pocket Aug 30
AMERICA JONES there wont be a table left standing in sight Aug 30
Art Appreciation
AMERICA JONES
if you dont send me pics ill have to draw them myself 18h
Obadiah Thompson am I on a toilet 10h
Obadiah Thompson or am I just wearing short shorts 10h
AMERICA JONES in your chair pants are not in my skill set plus n***s make everything fancier 10h
Obadiah Thompson It's not like you're sending me a bunch of pictures either
That is a ******** masterpiece It also contains pants because I refuse to be daunted 9h
AMERICA JONES omg my shorts were up gosh so inaccurate 9h
Obadiah Thompson You didn't even give me pants you can deal with yours being a little on the ground 9h
AMERICA JONES that was an artistic decision for art 9h
AMERICA JONES though i like the mullet you gave me gotta say 9h
Obadiah Thompson Mine was an artistic decision for art too. It adds situational drama 8h
AMERICA JONES well mine is symbolism so you wouldnt get it anyway 8h
*icon changes ensue*
AMERICA JONES couldnt go lower or itd have been lewd and aunt prudie would come back to haunt my twitter 2h
Obadiah Thompson I had a similar problem so I don't feel any guilt at all
Shameless
Obadiah Thompson What do you want me to bring you on Tuesday Sep 1
AMERICA JONES you and something delicious and the mystery of the blazing cliffs i already ran through the ones i brought cause things get kinda boring during down time unless youre having a big drama or people are having a big drama while youre trying to pee Sep 1
Obadiah Thompson You told me your shorts were up, you liar I'll bring you the next few And Watership Down, but don't feel obligated, because I promised I'd read to you at some point, and it's good for that Sep 1
AMERICA JONES you can get a good start while youre here Sep 1
Obadiah Thompson Should I re-evaluate my hammock ban? Is that a thing you have there? Sep 1
AMERICA JONES i do and it is comfy as ******** if we just lay about in opposite directions if it makes it any better i could take steps to make my feet extra smelly biggrin Sep 1
Obadiah Thompson I just physically recoiled Sep 1
AMERICA JONES cmon that was hella clever Sep 1
AMERICA JONES but never mind it i dont want our day to start off on the wrong foot so ill just toe the line as best i can hun Sep 1
No more puns. Obadiah Thompson I'm putting my foot down. Sep 1
AMERICA JONES now dont be such a heel Sep 1
Obadiah Thompson I know you get a kick out of pulling my leg and keeping me on my toes but I'm digging in my heels on this one Wash your feet Sep 1
AMERICA JONES fine ill put my best foot forward Sep 1
Obadiah Thompson You really should have been less stingy with the gold plated bathtub situation 23h
AMERICA JONES i have a policy obadiah thompson 23h
Obadiah Thompson made my life a little more difficult today, thanks 22h
AMERICA JONES i would ask how dirty pictures of me could make life easier but i honestly dont see how they couldnt so im sorry for your loss 22h
AMERICA JONES maybe i should make like the prince and get a fancy naked painting of me done your birthday is in november right
Nothing alarming here at all
Obadiah Thompson I am in a situation where I am actually praying you're mad at me. hestilllooksatthedoorlikethis.jpg Please just be mad at me. Sep 5
Obadiah Thompson You promised me ninety-eight long walks to nowhere and I owe you a birthday party and eighty-nine meals and a high five So if you're mad, just say so. Or so help me I'll call down the entire Moon division on Russia in a big ******** search and rescue effort And when they find you sitting around drunk on kvas you'll have hell to pay Sep 5
Obadiah Thompson I love you. Please tell me you hate me. Sep 5
Obadiah Thompson I want to be so ******** pissed at you right now. I talked to Edith. But all I can think about is you getting mad at me for taking selfies with Lawrence So if it's any satisfaction, yes, I am ******** mad at you, either because you scared the ******** out of me or because you got hurt So please tell me it's not the second one. I can fix the rest of it but I can't fix that. I don't even know what the ******** I did to piss you off but I choose to believe that's the case. And I will show up next Tuesday whether you want me to or not. Sep 5
Obadiah Thompson But you wouldn't ignore him too Or maybe you would I don't know Sep 5
AMERICA JONES Stop. I'm fine. Work is very busy right now, but I'll be home soon and then we can talk. Sep 5
Obadiah Thompson Tell me what we had for dessert when we went to Chicago. Sep 5
Obadiah Thompson Hope you're not still pissed, because we may or may not have gotten sent out here to talk a job swap. Sep 6
Obadiah Thompson We were going to surprise you but maybe this is a sign from God that we underestimated your ire. Sep 6
AMERICA JONES It's fine. I'll see you when I get back.
Mission Start
AMERICA JONES flagged for mission looks like im gonna be calling in a few more of those owed pet sits right off Sep 12
Obadiah Thompson Please stay safe. Can't catch a break, can you? Sep 12
AMERICA JONES got pey and lots of friendly faces about so theres that at least plus i get to show off my new coat smile Sep 12
Obadiah Thompson Don't make anyone more jealous than you cant help. It's pretty ******** snazzy Sep 12
AMERICA JONES supersnazzysalute.jpg Sep 12
Obadiah Thompson When you get back safe we will have to arrange a repeat with just the coat. Sep 12
AMERICA JONES wink Sep 12
AMERICA JONES got some breathing time its not a fun mission but so far not too bad knock on wood Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson every thing will be fine I loveyou dont let cael call you a failure Sep 15
AMERICA JONES he will anyway but i know hes a s**t leader so it dont matter a bit hate to say im glad youre not here for this but im glad you arent here even if i wish you were why did they have you stay anyway Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Tests not about russia promise Sep 15
AMERICA JONES oh like skill tests or smart tests are you gonna rank up again somehow Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Lot of tests Evers helping hes a good kid but he is sooooo fuxkin gay america Sep 15
AMERICA JONES hes really helpful i like him a lot yeah he saves the horses like a champ im sure Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson I had to jack off into a cup but he didny help wi th that that is why I needed bathtub selfies its hard to perform wi th sunny hanging Out side the door Horses what Sep 15
AMERICA JONES sunnys cute though if i had a d**k idve been into it gotta say you know save a horse ride a cowboy Sep 15
AMERICA JONES wait so its like medical testing are you okay you better not be otherwise we wont get to fix that selfie situation just in case that problem fails to arise again and all Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Arise Lol Sep 15
AMERICA JONES you okay Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson So fine. Better when you get home safe Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Hands really really bad today ******** hands I will slow down Sep 15
AMERICA JONES did something happen Sep 15
AMERICA JONES you know ill love you even if youve got magic hand cancer right Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson I dont have magic hand cancer or any cancer or anything its just baseline s**t I am a control group of one Sometimes my hands are just really bad I am sorry Sep 15
AMERICA JONES are they testing stuff ON you ive heard things about that stuff oh my god Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Its fine if you must knowtheyre comparing the ******** creepy copy things to me it creeps me the ******** out I dont wanna talk about it Dont worry about me focus on your mission come home safe tubs and I miss you already it is truly pathetic Sep 15
AMERICA JONES its this like theyre treating them like ******** zombies and contagious but theyre hunters that just got affected by something but our group is good so well all be back fine if anybody is Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Jesus christ Jesus christ for real thats ******** terrifying Sep 15
AMERICA JONES i hope we dont have to make that decision here pey and noah shouldnt ******** have to Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Im sorry Sep 15
AMERICA JONES it just seems like it wont actually end ill come see you when we get back Sep 15
Obadiah Thompson Please. I love you. It will get better. Sep 15
Mission End
AMERICA JONES back Sep 18
AMERICA JONES everybodys okay ill see you tomorrow Sep 18
Obadiah Thompson Why tomorrow why not tonight Sep 19
AMERICA JONES im so tired im not good company right now Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson If you dont want to see me, I will respect that. But if your reason is that you think I dont want to see you, you are wrong. Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson This is not me angling to get laid or something. If all you need to do is cry yourself to sleep I want you to do that. But if it's you not wanting me to be around for that or whatever you need, just say so. Sep 19
AMERICA JONES its never that and i cant sleep so im doing the other Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson Tell me you're either not alone or that you really want to be alone. Not because you're "bad company " but because you need the solitude. Sep 19
AMERICA JONES i need some solitude and i its just a solitude thing i guess Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson You what don't make me run out and drag you to safety again because I will but I am really tired Oh Is it You guess Sep 19
AMERICA JONES no dont worry its just in my head i just need to calm down Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson Let me know when you reach a phase of calming down where I can help. I worry about you so ******** much. Sep 19
AMERICA JONES you shouldnt the others got hurt a lot worse Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson Not to be too crude but I have some pot and a few leftover Valium, if it helps. Also a total unwillingness to consider you bad company ever. Don't do anything reckless. I love you. Sep 19
AMERICA JONES i love you too sorry im being like this i wish i wasnt ill see you tomorrow Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson Please do. My door's unlocked if you change your mind. Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson Three doors down from the orientation room there's a bunch of old desks that are getting thrown out anyway. Sep 19
Surviving
Obadiah ******** it. I have proven time and again that I will go out of my way to keep you safe and help you. I am so ******** tired and all you want is for him to do it instead so he can keep showing you what a good little unfeeling lap dog he is. So let him. Sep 19
Obadiah Thompson I sat up all ******** night waiting for you to show up and then most of today. Sitting in my ******** empty room worried sick. Again. If you really want to stop breaking things and start fixing them act like it Sep 19
AMERICA JONES im sorry youre right and youve been really patient more than i deserve im gonna try to fix it i have been and ill keep at it and i dont Sep 20
AMERICA JONES dont blame you for being tired of it i shouldnt be this way and you shouldnt have to worry over me im sorry please dont be mean about kon its my fault im sorry please dont be mad at him Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson it doesn't sound like you feel better Sep 20
AMERICA JONES im sorry im trying to be but im not yet i love you im sorry ill try to be better Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson Please don't do this to yourself Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson I'm sorry I lost my temper. Sep 20
AMERICA JONES its ok you have every right Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson I dont Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson I wish I could help Sep 20
AMERICA JONES i dont know how to fix it i dont know what to ask for Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson What are you trying to fix Sep 20
AMERICA JONES me Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson Why do you think you need fixing Sep 20
AMERICA JONES im still ******** up over russia and even though im ok im not it just keeps getting worse Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson Sweetheart that doesn't mean you need fixing you arent broken Sep 20
AMERICA JONES you came to rescue me and get me out of there and im wasting it Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson You're more now but you're still human. Remember when you ran in the storm you ran more than people can and you hurt after because it was Stryker that let you do that, Stryker that let you do things people aren't meant to do He can't do that for anything but your body but you're still doing more than people are meant to Just now it's you and its still going to hurt for awhile You arent wasting anything If you came out of there and shrugged it off and didnt care that would be wasting it You don't need fixing you just need time Sep 20
AMERICA JONES it made me stay back when i could have helped during the mission it keeps me from sleeping and food is just Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson I'm not mad at you I wish you weren't hurting but I'm proud of you Sep 20
AMERICA JONES and its making me worry you and kon im just so tired and its getting worse i want to get better Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson Don't worry about worrying me at least. I already worry. It's on my way. You'll get better. Things are still hard and they're always going to be hard but you'll get better. Sep 20
AMERICA JONES i hope so love you Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson When I came back from the Sahara I couldn't stand under a shower without feeling like my heart was going to claw it's way out of my throat. I went swimming with you I love you. All of you. Not just parts. Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson Its. Not it's. Shut up. Sep 20
AMERICA JONES you got so much better after getting back though youre really strong and ive been so proud and that was before i knew how hard it was i dont know if i can do the same Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson You're so much stronger than I am Sep 20
AMERICA JONES i used to think so but now i think i was wrong Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson I spent eight years running from it. You're allowed one night. Just don't run too far. You weren't. Sep 20
AMERICA JONES ill keep trying Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson If I can help please let me Sep 20
AMERICA JONES just dont leave me Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson Never I'm sorry I did. Never again. Just don't run too far Sep 20
AMERICA JONES ill try not to run away or get too lost Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson But if you want to just run a little let me know. I promise I won't think less of you. I was scared, shouldn't have reacted like I did. Sep 20
AMERICA JONES ill try to visit im sorry i havent i havent even taken a bath im all blood and guts and dust still Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson If you want to be home I understand but if you don't say the word and I will run the water now Sep 20
AMERICA JONES i want to at least be clean when you see me even if the rest is messy Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson I'll close my eyes Even though I don't care Sep 20
AMERICA JONES and your nose and lay down some tarps but im getting clean before anyway i need that little bit of what i can manage even if its just that much Sep 20
Obadiah Thompson I like having an excuse to scrub the floor Ok Sep 20
AMERICA JONES thank you Sep 20
The question
AMERICA JONES are we together or has it all just been special circumstances 3h
Obadiah Thompson I'm not sure what together means in the context of deus generally or you and me specifically 3h
AMERICA JONES you and me specifically and exclusive like are we dating are we together like that or is it something else 3h
Obadiah Thompson Do you want us to be 2h
AMERICA JONES well of course didnt i ask you to move in thats practically a proposal okay so maybe that was real serious real fast but yeah i would but if were not then i need to know because i realized ive been acting like it all along whenever weve had sex ive basically just acted like we were together up until you got upset again and i shouldnt do that i didnt even notice until now 2h
Obadiah Thompson I thought you didn't want that yet Even when you asked me to move in with you I didn't realize exclusivity was part of the offer 2h
AMERICA JONES i wasnt planning on it but i wasnt planning on a lot of things remember and its scary but worth trying for 2h
Obadiah Thompson You remember when I said I was bad at the friends with benefits thing I'm really bad at the relationship thing too That isn't a no 2h
AMERICA JONES then what is it 2h
Obadiah Thompson I desperately want to say yes to you here but it's hard for me to imagine any kind of "together" future given our current circumstances That also isn't a no 1h
Obadiah Thompson There just needs to be some sort of horrible offputtingly clinical discussion about what it would mean, functionally 1h
AMERICA JONES back you are the most frustrating person i swear you mean like a checklist or something 48m
Obadiah Thompson i dont know what i mean. im sorry. im not doing this to be a pain in the a** im doing this to avoid being a pain in the a** later 43m
AMERICA JONES do you need some time 39m
Obadiah Thompson No. What is your ideal outcome here, long term? That is what I need. I don't ******** know I'm overthinking this 38m
AMERICA JONES there is no ideal outcome taym not in the end but everything leading up to that id like to be happy as we can manage so maybe 30-120% happy and like 0-70% kinda fighty assholes who love each other 34m
AMERICA JONES im not good when it comes to being clinical about stuff like this its nothing i planned for but if you want some bullet points or something i can try to draw something up for you 30m
AMERICA JONES but it kinda sounds like maybe youre the one who should be making a list and telling me what you want from this 26m
Obadiah Thompson i want to be with you. I want to believe whatever it is that makes you think it's possible to make some sort of life here. because I believe that you believe it but I can't And if I can come to believe that I want normalcy with you or as close as we can get to it But I keep looking six months down the road or however long passes for long enough when you're living the life we do And the things I want then aren't the things you want and I don't feel right stealing those six months from you 23m
AMERICA JONES and what would i have for those six months instead 23m
Obadiah Thompson Freedom from one miserable a*****e constantly trying to talk you into spending your nights in a shitty dorm room and freedom from his sulking as you'd undoubtedly call it when he failed as much as he would 19m
AMERICA JONES its like you think i didnt grow to love that a*****e and all his flirts and mopes if it didnt work out if it only lasted six months would you think i stole them from you 16m
Obadiah Thompson I don't know 12m
Obadiah Thompson I don't have a lot of practice looking that far ahead 8m
AMERICA JONES if you dont think its worth it then just please say no you dont have to figure out everything i want or you want and you dont need to see the future because either it wont work or one of us will die and thats not just this place thats life thats a normal fact you just have to decide if its worth it 10m
Obadiah Thompson Maybe I'm worse at the being alone thing than I am at the friends with benefits and relationship things I wish it had been under better circumstances that you needed to fall asleep in my room but it made me happy that you woke up there 15m
Obadiah Thompson I want that as often as you'll let me have it 12m
AMERICA JONES is that a yes because i swear to god 11m
Obadiah Thompson it's a yes but let's not get in a hurry over it please 10m
AMERICA JONES okay i wont be making anymore proposals at you or make huge twitter declarations or make you wear my class ring 8m
Obadiah Thompson Class ring would definitely be hasty 7m
AMERICA JONES i wont force you to go parking so dont worry about getting knocked up or not getting to sit at the popular table i wont even sell you an electric iron but maybe i could take you out on a date dont worry ill get you home by 10 5m
Obadiah Thompson you do owe me one you should see me with some cotton candy How do you feel? 5m
AMERICA JONES im faking it a bit not to you or kon but just enough to get through shifts i managed a nap today and ate a bit and it didnt taste like anything but what it should 2h
Obadiah Thompson that's good. that's really good. fake it til you make it 2h
AMERICA JONES i had to excuse myself a few times but i dont think anybody caught on having a lot of work and training to do helps 2h
Obadiah Thompson staying busy is good in a lot of ways 1h
AMERICA JONES how do you stay busy outside of the nerd stuff 1m
Obadiah Thompson More nerd stuff, and reading, and cleaning, and volunteering for extra shifts doing b***h work 59m
AMERICA JONES guess ill be spending a lot of extra time at the school fixing things not the other 35m
Obadiah Thompson Good. You know me I don't ever have any plan of attack, just go down there and shift debris from one place to a slightly more convenient one You will undoubtedly make more of a dent 26m
AMERICA JONES well i have been making dents thats for sure 25m
Obadiah Thompson The good kind 25m
AMERICA JONES maybe we should take out the lockers altogether and turn them into shelves or seats 24m
Obadiah Thompson They're not really serving any purpose besides housing shadowling nests at the moment Maybe just preserve the ones off the gym and the pool since those might actually be useful at some point 22m
AMERICA JONES i want to take you to the aquarium 20m
Obadiah Thompson OK. Let's go to the aquarium. 18m
AMERICA JONES wear your hair up 17m
Obadiah Thompson Are you telling me to shave 16m
AMERICA JONES NOSDAPl NO.
14m Obadiah Thompson sorry I can't hear you over the sound of these runic clippers I just spent half my paycheck on
rain or shine
AMERICA JONES missiongroup.jpg gonna make sure everyone comes back Sep 25
Obadiah Thompson i know Sep 25
Obadiah Thompson rainyschoolwindows.jpg You're missing great weather. Sep 26
AMERICA JONES well we fought a horseman right off and then a giant ******** worm thing destroyed the base i bet i could run to the barn in like ten minutes and have thirty minutes til i have to run back to the lighthouse Sep 28
Obadiah Thompson Two sprints and a workout before Sahara work seems like a bad idea, but morale boosting seems good. See you in 10. Sep 28
AMERICA JONES back again caught a horseman so yay money this sahara thing may bankroll all sorts of s**t Sep 28
AMERICA JONES also there is an oasis is skinny dipping against monogamy if so what if it was just girls Sep 28
Obadiah Thompson Skinny dip if you want just don't touch anyone I am relieved that your Sahara trip is all successful fights and skinny dipping Sep 29
AMERICA JONES dont forget the giant worm the size of a skyscraper that wrecked our s**t blowing kisses at you and going back now Sep 29
Obadiah Thompson Well I can't speak for you but that giant worm granted me something I've been dreaming about since February So I can't be too mad about a couple of tents Sep 29
Stories
Obadiah Thompson My phone's been going off for the past ten minutes so before I answer any of that please tell me that means you're back safe. Sep 30
AMERICA JONES you should tell me about what else youve been dreaming about Sep 30
AMERICA JONES safe as houses cees a bit shaken but were all back n sound Sep 30
Obadiah Thompson Shaken up? Sep 30
AMERICA JONES shell probably wanna talk to you about it herself Oct 1
AMERICA JONES even if it upset her a bit she seemed into telling the story smile Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson She'll have to wait til I've had time to talk about that epic story you delivered to my inbox. How's your thumbs holding up? Oct 1
AMERICA JONES ive since healed up though it was pretty touch n go for awhile Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson Touch n go. Cute. Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson That was my favorite thing I've read in a long, long time Oct 1
AMERICA JONES maybe i should quit my day job n take up writing not using punctuation just means im artsy right Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson It worked for Tobias Wolff. Oct 1
AMERICA JONES did kon tell you anything about this mission hes on sad Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson Just that he's under cover and can't talk about it and will be gone a few days, so typical Death s**t I guess That's what happens when you work for a witch Oct 1
AMERICA JONES hate that a*****e sfm if i ever write sequel that witch wont get off so easily Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson Will that be the sequel where the dread pirate georgia succeeds in achieving pirate princessdom? Oct 1
AMERICA JONES yes but its not as easy as she makes it look Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson I can't wait to hear it one day Possibly from outer space Whispered Since apparently I'm carting around two satellites Oct 1
AMERICA JONES oh we should test that out now concentrate real hard and tune out everything else ok Oct 1
Posted: Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:56 am
Messages with Taym: The green mile
Invitations
AMERICA JONES if you come over i promise you a hot amazing long drawn out comfy nap Oct 1
Obadiah Thompson Why don't you come here instead Oct 1
AMERICA JONES okay Oct 1
AMERICA JONES im gonna be cleaning my floors in the morning if you wanted to come by and correct my technique Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson Can't be having inadequate floor sanitation procedures in place. I'll bring a clipboard. Oct 2
AMERICA JONES i can already tell my wax job will be in good hands Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson hands and knees etc etc Not that I'm in a hurry to dismiss either more puns or the things they're referring to but you do realize I hope that I'd come over anyway, even if it was really to clean the floors Or to take a nap, or to do nothing. Oct 2
AMERICA JONES well its really to clean floors in the morning but ive got the afternoon pretty clear if youve got time after your shift Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson i love you Oct 2
AMERICA JONES and im sure well do all sorts of something cause i lobe you too Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson excuse me while i wax sentimental Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson does this mean that every time I make a vulnerable spontaneous drunken confession of my adoration you're going to meet it with an ear joke Oct 2
AMERICA JONES have you met me Oct 2
AMERICA JONES sometimes ill make other jokes though i like to diversify i love you too and i say that both sober and earnest Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson I hope you feel better for having gotten that one out of your system I can't even be mad it was really ******** good Oct 2
AMERICA JONES i may have been saving it up Oct 2
AMERICA JONES a pirate spent all their money on fine jewelry and when the debt collector paid visit you know what she said its in arr ears Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson i was going to say i'm too drunk for this but i'm actually exactly drunk enough Oct 2
AMERICA JONES i just got a piercing wit Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson Since I'm already drunk and I need to get up with the sun to make it to your floor-scrubbing party I guess I ought to turn in early I'm never forgiving you for any of this Oct 2
AMERICA JONES be sure to be extra snooty about my buffing technique in the morning goodnight.jpg Oct 2
AMERICA JONES youre so sweet helping ever come up with a gift for me n tubs you should come by and watch him play with it Oct 2
Obadiah Thompson I could probably arrange that Oct 2
The C Word
AMERICA JONES mission with lawrence god ******** help me be back later 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Jesus ******** Christ what dumbass approved that roster If he tries anything kill him 11h 11 hours ago
AMERICA JONES hopefully not at least mimsys here too 11h 11 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson overdue.jpg 10h 10 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson (I have a policy too.) 10h 10 hours ago
AMERICA JONES oh im visiting you right away when i get back hope youre prepared and ready to tell me all about this policy but also i feel the need to inspect certain symmetries again up close for the science 10h 10 hours ago
AMERICA JONES or maybe instead you can tell me why youve decided that bitching about me to the other girl you were ******** such a great idea 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson ?? 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I haven't ******** anyone did Lawr bullshit you 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES cees been asking me how string men along and build a ******** harem 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Well 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES but dont ******** worry we cleared thing up and apparently im just making you the most miserable man alive 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson It's not an ideal situation ok I thought we were both aware of that 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson And I didn't run to her to b***h she asked me why I didn't move in and I told her 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES well let me just go tell ******** lawr my side of things so he can tell you what a shitty boyfriend you are over things i won't even talk to you about because thats such a great ******** thing to do 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson We have ******** talked about it 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES well apparently that wasnt enough 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson What else is there to say exactly 5h 5 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson She called him your soul mate and that's how everyone feels. My girlfriend is living and sleeping with someone people call her soul mate And I'm sitting here trying not to say anything and telling myself it's being an adult but maybe it's just my hopeless ******** infatuation 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson So yeah I don't blame her for seeing it like she did. Everyone does and imagine how that makes me feel 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I dont even deserve what you do give me. Just constantly asking you to make sacrifices for me 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Just because I'm not stupid or self absorbed enough to ask you to make this one doesn't mean it doesn't ******** hurt 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES why imagine when i can just hear it secondhand from cee 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Jesus Christ. It was like ten seconds out of a long ******** conversation that wasn't about your or me at all She asked why I didn't move in. I told her. It's not exactly a huge ******** secret. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i dont think ive made any real sacrifices for you beyond those months of loving you and watching you die so you can put that away so everybody knows im making you miserable 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson You aren't making me miserable you make me incredibly ******** happy there's just this one ******** thing, OK 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES or if they didnt they will soon enough 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson That I feel like I'm well within my rights to be upset about 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES so you just want to stay upset at me about this you dont want to figure something out you just want to be "the most depressing person in love" and tell people not involved when it gets to be too much fine you have every right 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I'll just put a lid on it with everyone else like I did with you 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES great 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Is any of this really news to you? You knew all this. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i thought you understood how i feel about you 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I do. I don't understand how you feel about him 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i thought that it was getting better 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES not the same hes not a boyfriend i just dont sleep with 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson No, I'm your boyfriend. He's just your soulmate. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES
hes like a brother and best friend and i can rely on him to be honest even when it hurts and he has never told me he was disgusted with me or blind sided me with lets nots without explanation he doesnt make me so ******** happy one minute and then tell me things are a mistake the next 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson See, these comparisons. These are the ******** problem. When you were out I asked him what was going to happen the day he woke up with a sex drive like he one day woke up able to touch people 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES hes gone out and done that you know 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES but how i feel about him is like 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson He said he'd be sleeping with you 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES not going to happen if it was it would have 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES im not enough for what hed want and the other way as well it wouldnt work so are you gonna give the 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson he mentioned that too 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES whatsit bird ultimatum soon or do we have a good while yet 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson i wish she was here 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES yeah she seemed special as anything 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES do you really want to know about me and kon 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson no. i dont. that was sort of the whole point. 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES alright the comparisons were me being mad at you and because hell stay where you leave 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson clarify what specifically you mean by that 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i mean that whenever im stupid ******** broken up and hurt over you he keeps me together except maybe not now cause hes gone now too so maybe youve been right all along 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson its not his fault hes on a ******** mission 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES kinda is 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson he told me once that was incapable of feeling love, just wanted to serve some purpose that's why he's always there for you and never ******** contradicts you or makes you feel bad about yourself you're just the chosen purpose right now it was mimsy before 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES you think he doesnt contradict me or makes me feel bad about things 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson not on any meaningful level 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES taym im not enough for him in those sorts of ways and even if its galling as ******** i dont want to be either 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson all this is beside the ******** point anyway maybe he loses that blank-eyed robot thing when you're around i dont ******** know its not the point 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES do you really think youre just some side ******** to me 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson if you just wanted a side ******** you could do better than me im not that arrogant 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES and you could probably say the same so dont you even start 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Bullshit 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES folks can always do better in some ******** way or another im sure you could find a shorter girl with prettier feet and no best friend 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES so give me a better answer than putting down yourself and something i enjoy 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson It's not that you have a best friend it's that he's your ******** sexless life partner and don't try to pretend he isn't You can't sit there and make a big deal about me being more than a visitor in your space when it's one you built for the express purpose of sharing with him 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES well then theres even more girls you could trade up to 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson And for now it's fine, whatever. We're not living together. This is what I meant by what's going to happen eventually This is why I want to take it slow there's no ******** reason I can't just have something for a while I don't ******** want to trade 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES would you have gotten mad at me if id built it with you in mind too because i thought you would 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson "too" 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES fine but if you ever visit the first floor bedroom tell me again about wanting more than a visitor even when you were rejecting me left and right 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I am not going to be the Jordan to your Rep and Harrison. 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES great 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson i dont know. i love you. i dont have to be happy about the fact that you come eternally bundled with konstantin bashmet 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson im trying to figure this out and ive been trying i dont know what else you want from me you knew all of this 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES when cee started talking all good job gurl on keeping a house husband and ******** on the side a ******** john or whatever i thought lawrence had told her that or maybe rep someone that doesnt believe me when i say how i feel about you that doesnt think i know what im talking about and id thought we were doing so much better okay 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i wasnt expecting that out of the blue from someone not even involved 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES you dont have to come by if it makes you unhappy i like you there but i can deal with it 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I wish I hadn't said anything to her at all but she asked so I told her I didn't say you were keeping me on the side, she supplied that As if I'd ever ******** say that about myself I just don't know how to say this so that you'll understand I spend every ******** day of my life feeling inferior to Konstantin Bashmet and your little comparisons there didn't help I'm sorry I can't just wake up tomorrow and be a better and easier person for you like he did 1h 1 hour ago
Obadiah Thompson And I'm sorry that I can't just be an entirely different person for you when you need to be like he must ******** be able to 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES i dont need a different person i need you 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES i dont even want a different person i want you 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES cant i be happy thinking things were going good and that youre happy too cant i be upset when i find out thats not true 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES i dont even know why youd feel inferior to him though you two are so ******** different and i dont consider him a part of you and me the way you do except sometimes he gets to be the one that picks up my pieces when i get hurt by you or talk me down when i think ive done worse to you 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES i dont want your sorries for being who you are 1h 1 hour ago
Obadiah Thompson i am never going to have to pick up your pieces or talk you down from when he hurts you that is why 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES if youre gonna be sorry for anything be sorry for inspiring this ******** lecture on how im being cold and what i should do from someone who barely ******** knows me 1h 1 hour ago
Obadiah Thompson i am ******** sorry for that 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES well okay then im done being mad 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES and maybe not because of him but you pick up those pieces just about every other ******** time 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES and if someones going to hurt me id rather it be you that can do that than anyone else and thats kind of ******** up but it true all the same 57m 57 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES still dont want to trade me in 54m 54 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES because honestly this is starting to sound like a lot of work and needy a** s**t laid at your door and you get that plus spending your days feeling inferior to someone else and you arent getting what you want and im lonely as ******** in my nice house cause were taking it slow as if i didnt already love you and want you in my life something ridiculous do you even believe me when i say these things 42m 42 minutes ago
Obadiah Thompson I don't want to trade you in. I'm getting what I want, which is you. It's not a lot of work for me, though I suspect it must be for you. And I don't understand but I do believe you 38m 38 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES im coming over i wanna see this rumored ******** "sad as s**t" face and do things to it 31m 31 minutes ago
Obadiah Thompson Not tonight. I'm picking up Maebe's pieces tonight, apparently. I'll let you know when she's left. Something's wrong with her and I don't know if anyone's taking care of her 29m 29 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES take good care of her 28m 28 minutes ago
Obadiah Thompson Trust me I'd rather it were you here but I can't have that s**t on my already-damaged conscience 27m 27 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES i can deal with it and maebes more important than my whatever it is right now
"Home Improvement"
Obadiah Thompson Come over and I'll make my sad face Oct 4
AMERICA JONES yeah Oct 4
Obadiah Thompson "AMERICA JONES @******** if something i ask makes you unhappy will you tell me so Oct 4"
AMERICA JONES im just a little tired i did a lot of work on the house Oct 4
Obadiah Thompson ok Oct 4
AMERICA JONES i love you im sorry ill come over in a bit i need to clean up a bit i want to see you i want you to be real and now Oct 4
Obadiah Thompson Don't feel obligated to if you need space, it really is ok. Really. Oct 4
AMERICA JONES maybe not right now but kinda now soon now Oct 4
Obadiah Thompson I'm real and whenever you need me Oct 4
tweetshaming
Obadiah Thompson I think you would say "sad" Oct 5
AMERICA JONES why frowny Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson Public feed. My fault, I started it. But public feed. This is the part where you call me "shy boy" like that's an endearment of some kind Oct 5
AMERICA JONES you dont want me flirting with you on there Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson Flirting's fine. But it'd be a little hypocritical of me to get too gratuitous given how often I b***h when other people do it. So maybe no public tongue biting comments, even if I did start it Or ignore me, whatever. Maybe I need to grow a skin. Oct 5
AMERICA JONES i didnt think that was gratuitous i just thought i was i can just stop its okay Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson This is the most ridiculous ******** high school thing to say but I like when you do it a little the same way I like when you walk with me in the hallways. I like being seen with you Just maybe I like holding your hands in public but making out with you behind closed doors and maybe this is the same thing but I'm pretty sure I was the one who mauled you in a hallway first so I'm already being a hypocrite here Oct 5
AMERICA JONES i understand and i can tone it down in public but you better make up the difference in private Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson And then some I bet it was pissing Rep off to no end though wasn't it Oct 5
AMERICA JONES yeah it was he was being whiny Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson Do you actually want to go to Disneyworld Oct 5
AMERICA JONES yeah i really do Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson With me? Oct 5
AMERICA JONES yes with you Oct 5
AMERICA JONES i get lost kinda easy though do youd have to hold my hand most of the time Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson Definitely. Anywhere else you'd be able to follow the ears but that might cause trouble there I'll take it under consideration Oct 5
AMERICA JONES takethisunderconsideration.jpg thistoo.jpg idbeanawesomemermaidprincess.jpg hellaprincess.jpg canyouhandlethismuchprincess.jpg Oct 5
AMERICA JONES princesstubs.jpg hecanbesleepingbeauty.jpg Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson Excuse me what are you doing with my crown Oct 5
AMERICA JONES what would you like me to be doing Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson You're the one with the active imagination Oct 5
AMERICA JONES well how about you use yours to guess what im doing now.jpg Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson Oh no. Now mine's going to run right away with me Oct 5
AMERICA JONES want me to come catch it Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson If you think you're wily enough Oct 5
AMERICA JONES im pretty quick you know it may wanna start running before i get there Oct 5
Obadiah Thompson I'll give it a headstart Oct 5
Off to the office, honey
Obadiah Thompson Got handed a mission. Probably not gone more than a couple of days tops, it looks like. Oct 7
AMERICA JONES gonna miss you sad check in if you can be cool but not so cool that you get hurt Oct 7
Obadiah Thompson Might be able to. If I can I will. When am I ever not cool Don't answer that Feed the cats for me Oct 7
AMERICA JONES i will and also have fashion shows and roll in your bed without making it after oh no and my hair will clog up your drains and ill start hanging up pictures of you on your walls if i start to feel lonely
so you best not take too long in getting back Oct 7
Obadiah Thompson Use tape. If I come back to nail holes in my walls you're going to spend a day with spackle and paint Oct 7
AMERICA JONES ill use superglue Oct 7
Obadiah Thompson I'm going to pretend I didn't see that Oct 7
AMERICA JONES maybe ill come over dressed as the sexy handyman when you get back to fix all the things i wrecked while you were gone got a tool belt and everything Oct 7
AMERICA JONES so dont be reckless with yourself or who knows what i might do Oct 7
Obadiah Thompson I love you Oct 7
AMERICA JONES i love you too dont upset any witches (or do but be sure to kick their asses) Oct 7
Welcome home
Obadiah Thompson Back. It went well. 26m 26 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES missed you something fierce and how well 25m 25 minutes ago
Obadiah Thompson You, my room, now. I'll be there in fifteen. Give your imagination a headstart and don't get undressed, I want to take your clothes off. 25m 25 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES waaaaaaaiting better hurry before my imagination gets all aggressive onemoreminute.jpg
Parks & Rec
Obadiah Thompson I'm documenting how gross my ear looks for posterity I don't know if it counts as a selfie Oct 11
AMERICA JONES it does as long as the ear is yours i think i will name that one Nick Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson What's the other one Oct 11
AMERICA JONES Nibble Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson That name lacks gravitas. Oct 11
AMERICA JONES its not a war vet like the other Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson
Nibble has been through all the wars that Nick has. Nibble has just emerged unscathed. If anything it deserves greater dignity. This is the stupidest conversation I have ever had Oct 11
AMERICA JONES nick made a sacrifice for his country and i think that should be honored also nibble is an adorable name im sure weve had stupider Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson Its country being my face Already facing a devastating deforestation crisis Oct 11
AMERICA JONES your face is a cause i am very devoted to what SO SOON WHY Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson I see the environmentalists are still kicking up a fuss These noisy protests are bad for public image Oct 11
AMERICA JONES its important to look after the interest of national parks and recreation Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson I'm trying to decide if you're intentionally setting up a joke about recreation involving the general vicinity of my mouth or if that was an accident Oct 11
AMERICA JONES wink Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson Don't worry. I didn't shave. Oct 11
AMERICA JONES maybe you might in your sleep maybe i should check up on you to make sure Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson Bring beer. We can watch Oliver and Company Oct 11
Obadiah Thompson And you can keep a close eye on me until the danger of somnombulant shaving has passed Oct 11
AMERICA JONES ill check up on nick and nibble too be there in 10
Hairy DisPatch
Obadiah Thompson Apparently official now. shoulderpatch.jpg Oct 17
AMERICA JONES omg is that a puppy CONGRATULATIONS!! Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson It appears to be a German Shepherd Apparently I'm a guard dog Oct 17
AMERICA JONES thats so cute youd be the best puppy i hope that happens one day like the kitten thing german shepherd suits you should i call you sir now Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson I'm not opposed to it Oct 17
AMERICA JONES ;D Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson How're you feeling Oct 17
AMERICA JONES its a good day was a bit angry for a bit but then i had one of those moments you know where you step outside and breathe and remember the world is more good than bad Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson Sounds like a really good moment I'm glad. Keep having those. Oct 17
AMERICA JONES what about yours is this a cake day Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson Not really having good days or bad days, just days. That sounded pathetic as ********. Didn't mean it that way, sorry. Oct 17
AMERICA JONES it didnt and theres nothing wrong with it you dont have to make things sound better than they are and im glad they arent worse Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson I felt really good for a while After I came back Oct 17
AMERICA JONES keep coming back Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson That's my intention Oct 17
AMERICA JONES can i come by for a celebration nap and maybe clog up your bath Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson You never have to ask But I'm going to tell accounting to start deducting a Drano allowance from your paychecks Oct 17
AMERICA JONES do you still have that shaver Oct 17
Obadiah Thompson I have no idea what you could possibly be talking about Oct 17
so two ghosts and a skeleton...
Obadiah Thompson Going to be in the field a while, probably not more than a day. Might or might not have reception, so feel free to enliven my inbox in whatever way you see fit Although I think I've run up my line of credit pretty substantially There's a rental car involved. It was recommended that I take two and also suggested that I'd need to stay pretty alert, which dashed my initial plans of taking you along and indulging in certain vehicular pursuits I haven't had a chance to in years. Maybe one of your goals for reconstruction should be the installation of backseats. Or front seats. Or hoods. Or truck beds. Oct 20
AMERICA JONES booooooo how about you and me take a leave instead soon since you gotta tease a girl like that and then run off who you taking Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson Bix and Ever. I figure they can bounce off each other enough to give me some peace Oct 20
AMERICA JONES omg they can be ghost bros Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson And they're competent. So I'll be back sooner. So we can start planning that leave day sooner. Thanks for not following that up with the obvious joke about two ghosts and a skeleton walking into a bar Oct 20
AMERICA JONES good if i cant be at your back th oh no i lost my chance come back quick so i can smooch your silly a** face and be careful sad Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson I will, I promise How are you feeling Oct 20
AMERICA JONES lonely Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson I'm sorry Oct 20
AMERICA JONES sometimes im not big enough or loud enough to fill the place turn into a bit of a ghost myself Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson he'll be back soon enough i'm sure Oct 20
AMERICA JONES yeah maybe ill invite someone for lunch Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson That sounds like a good plan And maybe if you don't you can be big and loud enough to fill my place up instead. I don't mind. Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson Ask me how I'm feeling Oct 20
AMERICA JONES how are you feeling Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson Still scared, still wake up every day worried about her, still wish I could do something, but also like I must have done something really ******** great in a past life to deserve the second chances and all the good things I have right now Oct 20
AMERICA JONES you did good things in this life Oct 20
AMERICA JONES i love you so much it gets hard to breathe sometimes like im so ******** filled with it theres no room for air Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson Don't get too sappy or I'll have to shave again to rebalance everything Oct 20
AMERICA JONES hes back safe smile all limbs and eyes still there even Oct 20
Obadiah Thompson I'm glad. I hope that makes you less lonely. Oct 21
AMERICA JONES ghostselfie.jpg dont worry they werent your sheets wink Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson treasonous Oct 21
AMERICA JONES taking back the night! Oct 21
AMERICA JONES have you ever gone there in one of those golems Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson No. I managed to talk my way out of it for a year of Death work and if I can help it I never will Oct 21
AMERICA JONES its not so bad you afraid youll get boobs Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson I just don't want to go until I have to and hopefully that day is never Oct 21
AMERICA JONES but if you have to youll be unprepared sad Oct 21
AMERICA JONES guesswhatimwearingunderthesheet.jpg Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson Give me a hint Oct 21
AMERICA JONES hint1.jpg Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson I am a walking atlas of every inch of you and so my deductive powers lead me to surmise that the answer to your riddle is "not much" But I'll feign bafflement if it means you'll take pity on my poor guessing and give me more and better hints Oct 21
AMERICA JONES hint2.jpg hint3.jpg hint4.jpg im wearing two things if you guess right you get a prize Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson Do the piercing and grin count as two things Oct 21
AMERICA JONES nope Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson I don't actually know but out of wishful thinking I'm going to hope that one half of a pair of heels counts as one thing Oct 21
AMERICA JONES soclose.jpg Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson I just physically recoiled. Ambrodiel and Bix are gonna think I'm carsick Oct 21
AMERICA JONES thesearenewtoo.jpg Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson This is a good prize for being close enough. You need them in black. I'll pay. Oct 21
AMERICA JONES you gonna take me shoe shopping before we go parking Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson Maybe if you promise to set fire to those pink abominations Oct 21
AMERICA JONES but they make me think of you ive gotten all sentimental about them Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson nice try Oct 21
AMERICA JONES im sure itd be bad for the environment Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson We can bury them at sea instead. Oct 21
AMERICA JONES just you wait a mermaid is gonna find them and curse us Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson I'd curse too if I stumbled on those but I'm sure she'll be grateful about her lack of feet Oct 21
AMERICA JONES maybe shell curse my feet to fall off better get me those shoes while they can still be worn just sayin Oct 21
Obadiah Thompson Perish the ******** thought But I'll be sure and get a move on it anyway Oct 21
AMERICA JONES ill be here when you get home Oct 22
Obadiah Thompson Then it really will be like going home Oct 23
It's a trap
Obadiah Thompson lookatthesetummies.jpg You think I'd lose a hand if I tried to pet them Not all kittens are as obliging as you are Oct 29
AMERICA JONES maybe if you cute talk at them all sweet like youll charm them into it just wanna press my face right there so soft Oct 29
AMERICA JONES if they dont let you though i still have a tummy even if its not all fluffy anymore Oct 29
Obadiah Thompson I've been mangled. It's a good thing you didn't put your face there. I require a consolation tummy. If anyone ever read the s**t we send each other they'd ******** gag Oct 29
AMERICA JONES theyd be like ooooooo that obadiah thompson look at this sweet and charming a*****e who would have thought under all those gruff looks and cigarettes and scruff there was such a sappy ******** wonder he bagged that hot redhead with the tits Oct 29
Obadiah Thompson If you knew how often I look at that hot redhead with the tits and wonder how the ******** I managed that you'd be embarrassed on my behalf Oct 29
AMERICA JONES well the tummy rubs definitely dont hurt Oct 29
Obadiah Thompson I'm told I have a definite knack Oct 29
London Calling
AMERICA JONES mission with pey they said it may be a few hours or a couple day we get to go to london but only the really shitty parts i guess ill take good care of her though so dont you worry were gonna kick a** and saunter the ******** home in no time 28m 28 minutes ago
Obadiah Thompson Stay safe and bring me back a Dairy Milk
Promises Promises
AMERICA JONES mission with lawrence and horace god grant me patience shouldnt take long so dont put off this weekend or ill ******** cry at you and mess up your bathroom and squeeze out all your toothpaste Dec 6
Obadiah Thompson Maybe I'll keep myself busy figuring out who's organizing your mission rosters so I can advise them appropriately Dec 6
AMERICA JONES s**t stirrers betting on friendly fire no doubt Dec 6
Obadiah Thompson I know you won't give them the satisfaction. I'm going to make sure wherever we go has a bearskin rug for you to take incredibly tacky photos on. You're welcome. Dec 6
AMERICA JONES yeah i got this ill warm up my duckface just for you behomesoon.jpg Dec 6
Obadiah Thompson soonasyoucan.jpg Dec 6
AMERICA JONES making plans for that so monsters and weirdo sleazebags better stay out of my way Dec 6
Obadiah Thompson Thank you. It's extremely gratifying to think of someone blazing a trail of righteous destruction to get to my d**k. Dec 6
AMERICA JONES damn right Dec 6
AMERICA JONES back maybe you should stretch a bit before i get there warm up with some cardio Dec 7
Obadiah Thompson Or I could just let you do all the work Dec 7
The L word
AMERICA JONES lawrence is messaging me saying hes sorry and wants to hang out and be friends i think hes been drinking again Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson What the ******** ******** 12
Obadiah Thompson I hope you told him to go to hell. Or better yet, that you didn't answer. Dec 12
AMERICA JONES havent yet ******** gobsmacked as to what this might be about Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson It cannot possibly be anything good Dec 12
AMERICA JONES maybe hes trying to look better for the new boy play the ******** part or whatever Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson I don't know why he'd bother since the boy clearly has no grasp of reality whatsoever Dec 12
AMERICA JONES when has people logic ever gotten in his way Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson I am concerned. Dec 12
AMERICA JONES last time i talked to him he was all "if i could hate you i would" Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson Yeah ******** that s**t Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson I am worried. I wish it was possible to keep a ******** guard dog on the island Dec 12
AMERICA JONES toughadiah.jpg Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson Thats adorable and all but I'm serious Dec 12
AMERICA JONES i wont say im not worried but im not gonna be afraid of him again i ******** refuse Dec 12
AMERICA JONES what i think is maybe hes finally figured out that life is a lot easier when you arent doing crazy s**t that makes folks suspicious of you or hate you outright im not gonna let my ******** guard down but i guess ill hope he doesnt intend to make waves for a time Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson Maybe if he tries anything this time they'll put him down finally but I hope to ******** God it doesn't come to that Dec 12
AMERICA JONES hes saying he was out of control before and that it wont happen again which is pretty ******** creepy for a reassurance Dec 12
Obadiah Thompson Every ******** word he says is a lie Dec 12
Seeing Red
Obadiah Thompson I had better be your first ******** stop when you get back 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES course love you! 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Don't give me your ******** chipper bullshit it's not working 4h 4 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson What part of "he tried to ******** murder me" do you not ******** get? And then you go trot off to his ******** bar or on a mission or whatever with him like he's just a sad puppy He's a dangerous, manipulative, unpredictable psychopath. He cut off a woman's arm, for ******** sake. He murdered a kid. He's cruel, he's insane, and I feel the need to repeat that he drew down on me in an empty cafeteria and undoubtedly would have killed me had Jordan not intervened and yanked on his ******** choke chain Every ******** time you humor his bullshit or try to befriend him you are ******** betraying me. or maybe you'd like it if i ran off and made friends with lawrence imagine how you'd feel if i told you now after everything that you're wrong and lawr's a stand-up guy who just needs careful handling imagine that as vividly as you ******** can and realize that that is how i feel every time you humor reid you're deluding yourself if you think he's anything but vicious and violent and unsaveable. he doesnt want to change. plenty of exceptionally good people have been trying to change him for years. go ahead and play with your murder buddy if you ******** want but think about how the ******** it makes me feel 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i need to go into the field now obadiah thompson but thank you for the loving send off we can talk whenever i get back
Twas the night before
AMERICA JONES got a 2am shift but lets drink eggnog and fall asleep staring at a tiny christmas tree until then Dec 24
Obadiah Thompson i'll wear my tackiest sweater Dec 24
They might just rise from their grave, strong and merciless
Obadiah Thompson Reading back through old messages with you almost makes me wish we still needed to send them all the time. Also reminded me that you probably never did burn those ******** things you call shoes Dec 28
AMERICA JONES buried them just in case me too but i like getting to say stuff to you in person all the time even more Dec 28
A-Z
AMERICA JONES
adorable
bearded
charming
d**k
earnest
funny
generous
head
irritable
jonah (real hot)
kind
loving
mouthy
nipples (symmetric)
omelets
pets (both sorts)
quarrelsome
rugged
surpringly sweet
tongue
underwear.jpg
violent (kisses)
worker
x (rated things)
you
zippers.jpg (when does your shift end) Dec 29
AMERICA JONES i should find some fancier words for you sad Dec 29
Obadiah Thompson i'm giving you paradiastolic next to pugnacious and pyrokinetic. you can give me pinguescent. Dec 29
AMERICA JONES some of those sound like a disease what about punctual Dec 29
Obadiah Thompson If I'm not home in ten minutes you can subtract that one from my list. Dec 29
Obadiah Thompson I love you Dec 30
One of those days
AMERICA JONES sometimes i forget that getting better isnt being better cause they feel so much alike until they dont at all theyve been saying its gonna rain hard tonight maybe we can have a do over in the common room and you can drink my fantastic hot chocolate for real this time and we can be cozy while taking up the whole couch Dec 30
Obadiah Thompson I think I'd like that Dec 30
Obadiah Thompson (it was really good hot chocolate) Dec 30
AMERICA JONES damn right Dec 30
Not-so rockin new years
Obadiah Thompson Sorry I was sloshed Jan 2
AMERICA JONES ill cuddle sloshed you any day of the year angel but i did have some plans for the night gotta say so maybe ill just add 1 hot new years eve to your debt Jan 2
Obadiah Thompson Thanks, Sugartits Jan 2
Sexy Teacher Rides Again
AMERICA JONES pretty hot when youre all informative n such gotta say Jan 3
Obadiah Thompson I hope you appreciate what a ******** trial it is to be patient with both Horace and Mikael at the same time Jan 3
AMERICA JONES it is im real proud specially mik cause that kid is stubborn as anything when it comes to things like that Jan 3
Obadiah Thompson I was genuinely surprised that he didn't answer with some excuse. Jan 3
Reckless
AMERICA JONES i love you please dont be reckless Jan 3
Obadiah Thompson I'm not doing anything drastic. I'm talking. I love you Jan 3
You left and I was worried you were gone forever
AMERICA JONES i just got done working and running for hours and im grimy and awful and guess what im gonna to your bed not gonna wash anything either Jan 5
AMERICA JONES smelled wrong so i washed ******** you Jan 5
AMERICA JONES i miss your back in reinstating my ******** big spoon privileges once youre home again if youve got a problem with that you have 24 hours to make your case Jan 6
AMERICA JONES ive been drinking so much milk while youve been gone im gonna grow three inches you will have to tip toe for kisses whenever i wear heels Jan 8
AMERICA JONES had to print out a bunch of your selfies and put them in cute frames all around cause i havent seen you in a week Jan 11
AMERICA JONES do you know they can make those big cardboard cutouts of folks from pictures Jan 11
AMERICA JONES theymissyoutoo.jpg Jan 11
Conversations with a familiar stranger
Obadiah Thompson Why is there a little bag of confetti inside the spare toilet paper roll Jan 13
AMERICA JONES put it back its a present youre supposed to find it and laugh or make a stupid face Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson Pretty sure I made a stupid face Everyone has voices in their head right Jan 13
AMERICA JONES we all do theyre other people monster people theyre our partners and theyre all different Jan 13 Obadiah Thompson Ok Jan 13
AMERICA JONES fionas quiet but sensible normally Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson But it's a monster voice right Jan 13
AMERICA JONES deer ghost if you wanna be specific Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson Ok Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson When is the last time I got clothes Jan 13
AMERICA JONES not sure you get them in bits when theres occasion and sometimes i get you a shirt or tie if they make me think of you why Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson Am I broke or something like every pair of pants needs an extra inch in the waist these are like teenage boy jeans Jan 13
AMERICA JONES you used to have an eating disorder sometimes you seem uncomfortable about the fact youve gotten better you arent broke at all though Jan 13
AMERICA JONES ive got some thatll fit you ill bring them by Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson I thought I wasn't crazy Jan 13
AMERICA JONES youre not you can be stupid sometimes or scared a lot times you just arent happy and youve had some ******** up ways of dealing with it but you arent crazy not even a little Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson That sounds crazy though the whole thing Jan 13
AMERICA JONES its human Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson Ok Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson I left myself a list of who I could talk to and it says you never lie Jan 13
AMERICA JONES sometimes youre pretty ******** sensible Jan 13
AMERICA JONES are you hungry Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson Yes Jan 13
AMERICA JONES ill bring you a few things to pick from Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson Thank you Jan 13
Obadiah Thompson I still don't remember but I knew what was in the bee picture before I opened it. And I wanted to read something specific and I knew where it was even though for some reason nothing is alphabetized I don't know if it means anything but I want it to Jan 14
Obadiah Thompson Why did you want to see my hands Jan 14
AMERICA JONES glad youre coming back to yourself a bit even if that bit of yourself is my shitty bee drawing you got it so people wouldnt mistake you for a clone theres a few around here and about in the world Jan 14
Obadiah Thompson Meri 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES how are you feeling 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Like maybe I shouldn't have said that until I felt more like myself 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson presque vu 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES okay 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I am reminded of things but there's no context 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES its good im glad you remembered that 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson paper boats Not all good things 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES in the bath no not all 3h 3 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson yes 3h 3 hours ago
AMERICA JONES you havnt had the easiest life and you arent the easiest person but the bad things helped make you -you- for what its worth i hope theres more good and that you -you- is a nice enough place to come back to 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I wake up in the wrong place in my head when I wake up 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES how are you sleeping 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Not good. 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES thats normal for you you want me to stay over tonight 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Only for bad reasons 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES ill have my phone on me the rest of the night text if anythings wrong wronger i guess or if you just need someone to talk to 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson haecceity 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES you like to make games of words and theres a lot in you that one looks like ******** gibberish though you arent having a seizure are you 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson it's a philosophical concept it means what makes a thing that particular thing from hic. haec. latin. i dont have anything to talk about because i don't have mine 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES okay 2h 2 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I won't call you that again until I remember 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES how are you feeling today 15 Jan
Obadiah Thompson how are you feeling
AMERICA JONES glad to see you sassing rep again
AMERICA JONES a little lonely
Obadiah Thompson I'm sorry
AMERICA JONES ill survive a little longer
AMERICA JONES guess the prevarications back
Obadiah Thompson No straight answers to give
AMERICA JONES okay
Obadiah Thompson I want to sleep but it screams when I sleep
AMERICA JONES sounds like shes not doing so well
AMERICA JONES you wanna go for a run through forest paths
AMERICA JONES she likes running and it helps tire you out
Obadiah Thompson and it's raining
Obadiah Thompson When I left her behind I really did think it was the only option 16 Jan
Obadiah Thompson It wasn't just me bullshitting running away or maybe it was but I also thought I had to
Obadiah Thompson And I can't remember if I ever told you anything about it but I want you to believe me on this
Obadiah Thompson I slept and it was good and I woke up and it was raining and it was quiet and I wanted to remember
Obadiah Thompson And that was what I remembered
Obadiah Thompson Of all the shitty things
AMERICA JONES there were worse ways you could have left her and instead you came here obadiah thompson and it was shitty but right in ways that dont make
AMERICA JONES it any less so but there are people alive because of you being here and those people include me so see if you can remember a bit of that
AMERICA JONES to go along with the rest
Obadiah Thompson I want to Including you?
AMERICA JONES i was in trouble and a long way away and you found something off about it all you went in danger in person and you went in smart you brought backup and arranged for extra back up and you nearly died but you saved me and not just from the immediate dangers but from things in myself right then and for weeks afterward
Obadiah Thompson Someone I care about being in that much trouble seems like a shitty thing to remember too
AMERICA JONES but im here right so you know the ending is a good one even if you dont remember just yet
Obadiah Thompson You're being so ******** nice to me and I can't remember Jan 16
AMERICA JONES you will and its not being nice i just love you and i dont want this to be any harder for you than it has to be Jan 16
Obadiah Thompson What about for you though Jan 16
AMERICA JONES its always harder without you i can deal Jan 16
Obadiah Thompson Do I make you deal with it that much Jan 16
AMERICA JONES sometimes but just as often your help me deal with my own s**t this isnt an easy place and our jobs arent easy either Jan 16
Obadiah Thompson Thank you for taking me running. She was quiet until after I remembered Jan 16
AMERICA JONES good tell me if you want to go again she likes the movie bambi especially the ice scene Jan 16
Obadiah Thompson Ok Jan 16
AMERICA JONES and when she was out of your head and in a body for a little while you two went to the seashore Jan 16
Obadiah Thompson She wanted to run with you and I didn't want to trespass on it and we're supposed to watch them I'm afraid to leave. I'll watch the movie. Jan 16
Welcome Home
Obadiah Thompson Your name is America Theodorina Aldrina Georgia Jones and on Halloween I wanted to hit on you but I was too drunk and nervous And you make a mean omelet but mine is better and you scare the hell out of me all the time and piss me off And I don't remember nearly enough but I love you anyway and I want to call you Meri again and the rest will come back Jan 16
AMERICA JONES angel Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson Sugartits Jan 17
AMERICA JONES i love you next time you leave me worried im taking scissors to all your pants well have matching booty shorts Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson I love you but please don't do that Enough traumatized people on this island without exposing these knees to everyone Jan 17
AMERICA JONES right back atcha everybody heres got scars well the cool kids at least Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson Got to fall in love with you twice, wasn't all bad Fiona's a lot quieter, still not talking to me though Jan 17
AMERICA JONES can you tell me what happened Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson I'm still a little hazy. I'm going to go talk to H I think. They put me in a pod. I don't know what it did to her. Trials again, but same as last time, I think. I don't know. Everything's watery. Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson Everything feels hard to latch onto right now Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson Back before sometimes when I couldn't get a score but before I got sick it would feel like everything was happening to someone else That's coming and going right now, I guess. Jan 17
AMERICA JONES were you happier Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson when i couldnt remember? Jan 17
AMERICA JONES yeah Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson i wasn't anything Jan 17
AMERICA JONES do you miss it Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson it was lonely I lived or tried to live in that place for eight years, I can't pretend like there's not something about it I love But I don't want to live there any more and visiting it just makes me remember that Jan 17
AMERICA JONES i missed you Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson I know. I'm sorry. Jan 17
AMERICA JONES its going on your debt Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson are you mad at me Jan 17
AMERICA JONES im mad as ******** i dont want to lose you im so happy your back and its scary to think about next time Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson Find someone to cover your schedule and come take it out on me in person Jan 17
AMERICA JONES done Jan 17
Obadiah Thompson you're* Jan 17 AMERICA JONES
you just ******** wait to get yours Jan 17
Naps are the best sext
AMERICA JONES i love you Jan 24
Obadiah Thompson you have terrible taste, but i love you too Jan 24
AMERICA JONES im gonna treat you to something nice i dont even know what yet but im gonna Jan 24
Obadiah Thompson you already do, all the time Jan 24
AMERICA JONES damn right but not the same Jan 24
Obadiah Thompson i hope whatever it is involves a nap because im ******** beat Jan 24
AMERICA JONES nap can be the pregame Jan 24
XXX
AMERICA JONES ilu s mch oeht Jan 29
Obadiah Thompson No Jan 29
AMERICA JONES 4evr x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x look how many kisses i was able to fit in that Jan 29
Obadiah Thompson Quality > quantity Also only three extra Jan 29
Obadiah Thompson You missed your true calling Jan 30
AMERICA JONES does this mean i get to draw you like one of my french girls Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson I dont know what that means Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson Do I need a beret Jan 30
AMERICA JONES you need to watch titanic with me is what you need to do its a requirement Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson I will occupy the same general area as you while it is on does that count Jan 30
AMERICA JONES yes it does pretty sure youll be paying attention to the right part for the reference either way wink Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson That implies there's either kittens or tits and I'm on board either way Jan 30
AMERICA JONES ;D Jan 30
Let us
Obadiah Thompson More sun is good. You've got less surface area for freckles now with the tattoo. gotta make up for it with higher freckle density. Jan 30
AMERICA JONES ill wear my smallest bikini Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson i love it when you have freckles Jan 30
AMERICA JONES you should come with and protect me from tentacle things and the gaze of other men Jan 30
AMERICA JONES and mist me so i dont dehydrate Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson i'm pretty ******** useless for protecting you from anything but i can possibly wield a spray bottle with some accuracy although it's weird to treat you like a lizard but whatever gets you off i guess Jan 30
AMERICA JONES ill bring lettuce so you can hand feed me too Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson how erotic truly when i think of foods that get the blood running hot i skip over peaches and chocolate and go immediately to good old iceberg Jan 30
AMERICA JONES i just love some excellent head Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson not romaine though we arent some kind of degenerate perverts i cant even be mad Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson at least ive never given you any other kind Jan 30
AMERICA JONES i dont know sometimes its
amazing ;D
but other times
its actually the best ever Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson you know the more beard i have the more complicated it gets right theres a tradeoff here something to consider next time you freak out at the mention of a razor in the vicinity of my chin Jan 30
AMERICA JONES i believe in you Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson i love you Jan 30
AMERICA JONES i love you even if you shave cause i like to watch it grow back Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson if i ever manage to clumsily fumble my way to doing something that makes you weak in the knees its only fair retaliation for every time you do the same to me. which is every time i look at you or hear you or think about you. jesus christ. i dont know. ******** sap. im tired. i love you. Jan 30
AMERICA JONES you get me flustered and nervy often enough to get me back without even trying but it sounds like maybe we should get you a wheelchair just in case im around too often and you get the swoons Jan 30
AMERICA JONES could be a medical condition though what if youre allergic to america joneses Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson perish the ******** thought i wanted to make a clever apollengize pun but nothing's clicking so take the gist of it Jan 30
AMERICA JONES well im not sorry so dont expect any apollengizing out of me what i think this calls for is that one thing where you fix it by being around the thing a whole bunch Jan 30
Obadiah Thompson exposure therapy but that would imply that you make me weak in the knees less often now than when i first met you and that is the opposite of what is true but im willing to keep trying. for science. Jan 30
AMERICA JONES science is important Jan 30
Obadiah ******** science ******** all the playful flirtatious dissembling bullshit if i want to be close to you its because i want to be close to you and i do even if im bad at demonstrating it right now i do i promise Jan 30
AMERICA JONES i know Jan 30
AMERICA JONES just sometimes i think you might be smiling or laughing that little laugh of yours and it feels likes breathing Jan 31
Obadiah Thompson Work helps. Utility helps. I want to go work. Jan 31
AMERICA JONES island work or a mission Jan 31
Obadiah Thompson I want to go out in the field but I don't feel ******** capable. I don't know. Jan 31
AMERICA JONES why dont you feel capable id get not ready but youre more capable than most out there and the work you do its not like theres a lot of folks going out there doing the same and those that do how many are putting civilian lives as their priority has that changed Jan 31
Obadiah Thompson the small part of me that is delusional and idealistic wants to say everyone would put civilian lives as their priority not ready, then. Jan 31
AMERICA JONES okay Jan 31
Obadiah Thompson what are you doing lets go for a run Jan 31
AMERICA JONES yeah ill show you a new path Jan 31
Threesome
Obadiah Thompson Every time I see that picture of you I want to kiss your shoulder blade but I worry about leading poor Stryker on Feb 3
AMERICA JONES he says "ill fight you" Feb 3
Obadiah Thompson Your fault for putting his face in one of my favorite places. I feel so conflicted Feb 3
AMERICA JONES he never even thought about it until now you jerk Feb 3
Obadiah Thompson Good thing you left the other one free Feb 3
AMERICA JONES no i demand equality all of me or youre gonna get the cold shoulder Feb 3
Obadiah Thompson I'm relieved to hear that you want me to warm them up despite my being a jerk. Really a weight off my mind I cant shrug off the feeling that I missed an opportunity there Feb 3
AMERICA JONES i feel like a house fell on me because one kinda did i hope warming them up involves rubbing icy hot onto my everything Feb 3
Obadiah Thompson it can. i hope you're ok Feb 3
AMERICA JONES ok enough to make it to your healing hands of boyfriend comfort Feb 3
Obadiah Thompson ill refrain from making any wicked witch commentary Feb 3
AMERICA JONES ill wear the red shoes anyway Feb 3
Cacti & an Overdue Sex Talk
AMERICA JONES but then you couldnt p***k your girlfriend wink Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson sad are you calling me a needle d**k Feb 7
AMERICA JONES the prickliest of pears dont worry i wont
desert you Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson That was a pretty sharp pun Feb 7
AMERICA JONES water you up to right now because i have something for you wink (its a scarf so you can stop seducing folk) Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson Oh jesus I didn't even see that ******** exchange what the ******** 7
AMERICA JONES i mean i cant blame him cause i do i get those thoughts about your icon too obviously but i still wanna flip a table through his window Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson I'm torn between telling you to go on and recoiling in disgust. Also torn between leaving it there to piss him off or changing it asap Pretty hot that you're pissed about it though Feb 7
AMERICA JONES i hope you like turtlenecks Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson I hope you don't Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson There. Digital equivalent of a turtleneck. You should catalog those thoughts though. For posterity. Feb 7
AMERICA JONES now i just gotta worry about fans of the live show Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson Gonna have to put your brand on it so no one will get any ideas Should probably be thorough about it Feb 7
AMERICA JONES damn right >sad Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson does it bother you not people looking the other thing Feb 7
AMERICA JONES do i seem bothered in any way other than the "hot and" sort cause im not Feb 7
Obadiah Thompson Ok Feb 7
A conspicuous absence of you're welcome
Obadiah Thompson will you hate me if i go away for work for what might be a long time maybe not all at once Feb 8
AMERICA JONES i wont hate you as long as you come back ill worry and be pissed and hurt if youre gone all the time but i trust you enough to know itll be for good reasons and probably ones that dont have anything to do with me at all we all got our work to do Feb 8
Obadiah Thompson i think i need to do this to get better Feb 8
AMERICA JONES is there anything i can do to help Feb 8
Obadiah Thompson you help so just keep being you youre so good at taking care of me even when i dont think i need it so thank you Feb 8
AMERICA JONES dont thank me for that take it for granted and expect it you dont thank me for breathing dont thank me for s**t like that Feb 8
Obadiah Thompson thank you for breathing thank you for thinking and talking and breathing and existing and taking care of me even when i think i dont need it
Jug Ear Fetish 5evr
Obadiah Thompson
Quote:
AMERICA JONES @OfficerStabALot @tomcatachresis youre making me want to scritch his ears
AMERICA JONES theyve always been a charm point
Obadiah Thompson sometimes i think about trying to enumerate your charm points the way you get all flattering about my beard and my ears
Obadiah Thompson but there's too many and the list is basically "everything"
Obadiah Thompson I like it when you're happy. It feels, as you put it, like breathing.
AMERICA JONES teach me to cook something new
Obadiah Thompson Ok
It's a trap
Obadiah Thompson I mean it. Do not take this as a challenge or whatever ******** else. Stay out of it.
AMERICA JONES asked dwight to check cameras last he was seen was outside yesterday heading into the woods
Obadiah Thompson i do not want to spend valentine's day sitting up in the infirmary with you, waiting for the results of your ******** trial for the murder of
Obadiah Thompson lawrence weiman, or having to swallow the thought of him gloating somewhere in that stilted ******** self-important pseudointellectual prose
Obadiah Thompson the way he does. None of three is attractive to me.
Obadiah Thompson he wants you to do this, so don't ******** do it
AMERICA JONES im not gonna kill him if it comes down to us im not gonna get hurt by him and if im no doing the first then hes gonna be doing the last no
AMERICA JONES matter what happens cause hell be alive and thats how he is
Obadiah Thompson i hate him so ******** much for this
AMERICA JONES yeah
Valentine's
Obadiah Thompson seemeafterclass.jpg
AMERICA JONES yessir.jpg
Not gonna put another ring on it
Obadiah Thompson My phrasing there was maybe not the most tactful thing. You know I love you.
AMERICA JONES i know Feb 16
Meri had a little
AMERICA JONES sad Feb 19
Obadiah Thompson what? Feb 19
AMERICA JONES i thought you didnt hate him Feb 19
Obadiah Thompson Dawson? I don't hate Dawson, he's fine Feb 19
Obadiah Thompson why are you making ******** sad faces at me Feb 19
AMERICA JONES ok you seemed mad with that wtf business Feb 19
Obadiah Thompson I am not super thrilled about it coming from any direction but it's not about Dawson. He's fine. Feb 19
AMERICA JONES so the one youre mad at is me Feb 19
Obadiah Thompson oh jesus christ here we go Feb 19
Obadiah Thompson i cant even properly emotionally invest myself in this fight because half of it revolves around someone's ******** bowel trouble Feb 19
Obadiah Thompson I'm an idiot and I don't want you to be more upset right now than you already are Feb 19
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MESSAGES WITH TAYM OH HERE WE GO
Meri Meri quite
Obadiah Thompson did you tell him to call you that or did he just decide he was going to Feb 21
AMERICA JONES who call me what Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson Dawson Feb 21
AMERICA JONES oh huh i guess he has been calling me that taym youre the only one ive ever asked outright Feb 21
AMERICA JONES i guess its always been sorta my back home name but nobody called by it here suppose its silly to want it want it from you but i do all the same Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson I think I invested my place in that request with more significance than you intended Feb 21
AMERICA ******** you Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson that "******** you" really genuinely ******** hurt. thanks Feb 21
AMERICA JONES you think it was easy for me to ask i only asked because its you you dont have to bother if thats not good enough Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson who the ******** said it wasnt good enough i was just ******** reassessing what youd intended by it jesus Feb 21
AMERICA JONES well your reassessment is shitty Feb 21
AMERICA JONES and stupid Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson you dont even ******** know what my reassessment was im sitting here for once trying to be charitable and rational instead of stewing in my hurt feelings and your reaction is a ******** you Feb 21
AMERICA JONES "I think I invested my place in that request with more significance than you intended" thats wrong its always wrong Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i made the assumption, in error now i ******** realize, that it was a name you kept aside for certain people. not that you wanted me to say it because you wanted to hear a familiar name out of my mouth i'm not trying to ******** devalue the second thing it was just really ******** alarming given my mistaken assumptions to see a burly scruffy good ol boy youre inviting over for tea and soup throwing it around like it was nothing Feb 21
AMERICA JONES it was a name special people called me and i dont have those special people in my life anymore and maybe youll never meet them but i just wanted that just a little Feb 21
AMERICA JONES i want you to be part of my life like that Feb 21
AMERICA JONES dawson calls me meri cause my name is america do you really think thats at all the same as what i asked you Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i ******** know it isnt and i was busy arriving at that conclusion when you decided to tell me ******** you Feb 21
AMERICA JONES EVERYTIME YOU MAKE IT SOUND LIKE YOURE LESS IMPORTANT OR SIGNIFIGANT TO ME THATS WHAT IM THINKING Feb 21
AMERICA JONES CAUSE IT MEANS YOU ARENT PAYING ATTENTION Feb 21
AMERICA JONES YOURE FILLING IN s**t WITH YOUR OWN SHITTY EXPECTATIONS AND NOT THE FACT THAT I LOVE YOU AND RESPECT YOU AND NEED YOU THAT YOURE IMPORTANT SO YES ******** YOU FOR EVERY ******** TIME YOU DO THAT Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i am not ******** used to being important/significant/respected/needed so excuse the ******** out of me if seeing him throw that name around made me have a moment of doubting myself. god forbid Feb 21
AMERICA JONES well now you know better Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson no, i ******** dont, is the ******** point i dont know if i will ever ******** know better Feb 21
AMERICA JONES well if theres nothing i can do to make you trust my feelings for you then okay Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson this isn't about whether or not i believe you when i wrote that letter to myself i did in fact write that you never lie also wrote that i wasn't sure you always knew what you were talking about, generally about me and im not trying to turn this into a ******** pity party ok i get it i need to ******** get over it and im ******** trying but yeah that rocked my ******** world a little and your reaction was "******** you" which didn't exactly settle it down Feb 21
AMERICA JONES it hurts me and makes me mad and its going to make me mad everytime so if im gonna have to keep taking those words and intentions you you put on me that arent mine then you can take the ******** you Feb 21
AMERICA JONES youve been trying but so have i Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i've cheated on every girlfriend i've ever had except you i shot heroin while i was living in my moms spare bedroom and she thought i was clean i cant blame that s**t on anyone but myself and i sit here and i think this time im not going to ******** it up and then i ******** it up without trying your faith in me is a crutch but i feel it like a ******** weight sometimes and im sorry i dont know how to change it Feb 21
AMERICA JONES you havent ******** anything up Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i did i sat here and pissed you off over nothing i upset you and made you feel disappointed because somebody else used the same nickname i do i know you dont lie when you say how you feel about me but i dont have any way to measure it and sometimes i think one thing is more important than it is or another thing is less and i thought it was less this time i dont ******** know Feb 21
AMERICA JONES im not disappointed im just frustrated in the same way im always frustrated its like whatever i say doesnt hold near enough to matter Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i've known you for a year and please dont underestimate what that year has been for me its been profoundly ******** lifechanging but its a year and ive had 25 other ones to doubt everyone including me its a little hard to just ******** turn around i worry that you say the things you say and you mean them just because i havent done any of that stupid s**t to you yet and that if you knew maybe you wouldnt mean it i dont ******** know Feb 21
AMERICA JONES you already tried the worst thing you could and im still here Feb 21
AMERICA JONES but if you cheat on me im throwing all your s**t out the window including whatever b***h who thought she could get away with it and then ill take your kittens too but i dont think it could stop feeling the way i do about you and thats kinda terrifying sometimes but ill take it Feb 21
AMERICA JONES id just be angry pretty much forever too Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson im not going to cheat on you Feb 21
AMERICA JONES good Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson im sorry that im constantly finding ways to convince myself that things arent as important as you make them sound please understand that i dont know how to stop yet Feb 21
AMERICA JONES ill try not to get so upset but ill still be upset Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i understand why you do and i dont blame you but every time its like a great big ******** "oh, of course" you said "******** you" and it was either dont flatter yourself or there you go refusing to flatter yourself and it sucked either way
Obadiah Thompson i know it was my fault dont be sorry about it Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson I am afraid of being right. I guess that's the short version. Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson And I thought that the one time I'd let myself believe that I was good and important I'd gotten carried away and inflated it into something it wasn't, and I was trying to be realistic and pare it down because it hurt. I was mistaken. Sorry. Feb 21
AMERICA JONES i wish we could just math it out like take what you expect and times it 1.5 and thats the bare minimum Feb 21
AMERICA JONES if you trust it more now than i hope you trust it more a year from now i dont mean to be impatient i just want you to one day get the full picture of what you mean to me Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson i want to Feb 21
AMERICA JONES where are you Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson leaving the warehouse where do you want me to be Feb 21
AMERICA JONES in my bathroom i want to wash your back and make you dinner Feb 21
Obadiah Thompson only if you let me make something for you too Feb 21
AMERICA JONES deal Feb 21
Closed doors
Obadiah Thompson Now that I know that you liked my old profile picture I want to put it back up and Rep has ******** ruined it Feb 24
AMERICA JONES i made it my lockscreen Feb 24
Obadiah Thompson I can't decide whether that's mortifying or strangely arousing It's possibly both Feb 24
AMERICA JONES well for me its hella the second Feb 24
Obadiah Thompson Should I feel guilty that my lock screen is a picture of the cats? Maybe I should change it Feb 24
AMERICA JONES cant blame you for wanting to pet the kitties when you use your phone Feb 24
Obadiah Thompson If it's any consolation to you there's something else worth getting my hands on once it's unlocked that behind closed doors thing again, sorry Feb 24
AMERICA JONES all sorts of good things can be behind closed doors Feb 24
Obadiah Thompson Leave your door open and I'll close it behind me Feb 24
AMERICA JONES goodthings.jpg Feb 24
Demands
Obadiah Thompson Conflicted? Feb 25
AMERICA JONES well you know i love seeing you get all nerdy and having fun Feb 25
AMERICA JONES but i wanted you to come be nerdy at me jordan is a really great and friendly and all but hes interrupting flirting Feb 25
AMERICA JONES but hes so helpful and s**t like i dont want to be all JFC STOP COCKBLOCKING ME WITH YOUR NERD POWERS JORDAN cause thats just rude Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson Oh jesus christ I thought you meant something else Feb 25
AMERICA JONES what something else Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson Never mind Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson Let's make a deal Feb 25
AMERICA JONES what sort Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson I am forever humoring your demands that I be nerdy or wear a tie or whatever else like a performing monkey I can forgive you the insult because my ears are misleading Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson I demand a fair wage for my performances Or at least an equal exchange of favors Feb 25
AMERICA JONES i believe in equality and fair exchange so i feel this is a good and also important idea mr obadiah thompson lets draw up a list Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson I have one I just wimped out of saying it Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson Do that thing to me again that you did after we got our tattoos. Exactly like that. Still feels weird. I don't know. Maybe I don't care. Feb 25
AMERICA JONES i like this list so far gotta say Feb 25
Obadiah Thompson Thats the entire list I can't manage any more I'm not as good at making those demands as you are apparently Feb 25
AMERICA JONES just need to get in the habit Feb 25
50 shades of commentary
Obadiah Thompson Hope your evening of enjoying low-brow filth in public is treating you well 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES ITS SO FRUSTRATING HE LIKE SPANKED HER WEAKLY A COUPLE TIMES AND LEFT IM MAD dont you ever try that with me mister 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson i am so sorry for your loss I assure you I will commit myself properly When have I ever left you hanging anyway Besides that once but that didn't count because I was pissed 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES youre the best this guy is a loser he makes me mad 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson According to you you find it attractive when guys are losers who make you mad 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES no i like nerds and snooty assholes who make me mad losers to the left 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Are you basically watching porn in public is that what's happening Even if it's porn with subpar spanking, apparently. ugh 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES most r movies have better sex scenes hun 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES mostly butts and tits and people here being all loud pointing out how bad it is at being actual sexy 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES also the guy is a total stalker 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson is it like a horror movie the name sounds like the name of a horror movie. or maybe some sort of philosophical treatise on moral relativism 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES no its supposed to be like soft porn for soccer moms and girls like chantelle but even shes like "the book was so much better" 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson so the stalking is erotic 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES robert was yelling and crying about it being porn though and he and mimsy kept covering their eyes until he carried her off 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson you'll forgive me for not wanting to rush out and secretly stare through your curtains 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES the stalking is supposed to be but its just creepy hes creepy and lame and shes just some virgin with 0 experience in anything you already know the carpet matches hun 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson it's possible i've made a note of it, yes 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i feel bad for her shes so in over her head with this guy and hes wanting s**t shes not ready for or sure she wants and doesnt know him enough to trust him so she seems all scared and hurt and now hes all MANPAIN ugggh oh good she left 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson ah so it was a morality tale after all 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES omg it just ended all abrupt i dont even know what the ******** point was 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson to get girls like chantelle hot under the collar, according to you collar. heh 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Sorry your public softcore party was a bust 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES it was pretty funny in parts at least but lbr if i thought it was gonna be super duper hot id have had a private showing with you 18h 18 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I am grateful for your foresight 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES youre so good at things i preciate them 17h 17 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I'm so glad. Are you drunk 17h 17 hours ago
AMERICA JONES im coming over to make a list of all the things with you not super duper drunk i cna walk in heels n everything 17h 17 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson7 Do you need an escort you seem pretty drunk 17h 17 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i dont know im feelin pretty handsy can you handle my handsy hands 17h 17 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson I will endure 17h 17 hours ago
Demands Revised
AMERICA JONES got another demand for you to humor 11h 11 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson What's that 11h 11 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i got a blindfold its for me if thats okay 11h 11 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Are we playing pin the knife on the division lead with an old poster or should I go buy a pinata Oh I see. No pun intended. 11h 11 hours ago
AMERICA JONES will you come over 11h 11 hours ago
Obadiah Thompson Yeah. You can explain to me when I get there why you can't just close your eyes but yeah, I'll come over
Business Trips
AMERICA JONES miss you wont say i cant function or that the worlds goes all gray and pointless but theres gaps in it where youre supposed to be i turn around and youre not there and things get all lopsided and i gotta stop myself from thinking all the worst what ifs i try to sleep and all i want is to hear you breathe sometimes i try to imagine you and figure out out what s**t talk youd put out on twitter try to think youre just outside taking a smoke just makes the missing pieces stand out under a spotlight read over our old messages and i just want to know what youd say now to this and that please be you when you come back Mar 1
AMERICA JONES itsaniceday.jpg* sometimes i wish i didnt have any other home except this one if you were here id tell a story they never seemed too important before i met you i want you to tell me something ridiculous in that way you have
Obadiah Thompson I'm back. Come tell me a story. I promise I am myself. So maybe tell me two. Mar 3
*her foot hanging out the treehouse window
Wounds
Obadiah Thompson i don't want to die Mar 4
AMERICA JONES i know but im really glad each time you say so and im glad i didnt scare myself away when i thought you did Mar 4
Obadiah Thompson i'm sorry that it's such a novelty it makes you glad and even sorrier to think that i almost scared you away Mar 4
AMERICA JONES its not a novelty and it would have been me scaring myself away i dont know if youre angry with me here but please dont twist my words on this Mar 4
Obadiah Thompson
im not angry with you at all and i wasnt trying to twist your words. i just genuinely hate to think that i might have seemed like a lost cause given that i thought of myself as one Mar 4
AMERICA JONES well im glad you were wrong Mar 4
Obadiah Thompson me too Mar 4
Maybe jokes about not cheating aren't the best goodbye afterall
AMERICA JONES i love you please be careful Mar 9
Obadiah Thompson I love you
Being the better you
Obadiah Thompson Maybe I'm in the wrong division Everyone seems to think so including Edith Mar 18
AMERICA JONES moon doesnt need saints hun just folks who give a s**t try not to tell people to kill themselves though never not shitty even when he does the same all the time Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson He ******** ought to Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson Its so ******** infuriating to me that he says the s**t he does and has so many supporters Or just people who wave him off as harmless Mar 18
AMERICA JONES yeah but its like politics Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson And I try so ******** hard to be better than my worst instincts but I shoot off at the mouth and I get treated like a ******** pariah Mar 18
AMERICA JONES its like i said Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson I'd say why bother but we both know it still matters Mar 18
AMERICA JONES theyve stopped expecting better from him Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson I'm putting him back on ignore. he makes the better than my worst instincts part really ******** hard Mar 18
AMERICA JONES could be for the best im sure hell miss you Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson i dont ******** want to be an a*****e that no one likes but i apparently cant resist the urge Mar 18
AMERICA JONES plenty of people like you im guessing the hard hit was jordan huh Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson jordans not exactly a great judge of character but he wasnt wrong in this instance either im an a*****e. i'm deliberately ******** cruel to people and i don't mean rep, rep ******** deserves it Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson when i started taking codeine/morphine one of the best things about it was that it made so easy for me to be nice or at least not an a*****e Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i prefer you the way you are youre allowed to ******** up and be an a*****e it doesnt cancel out the rest especially the things that arent easy and you gotta work for Mar 18
Obadiah Thompson i just wish the urge to be an a*****e would go away is all Mar 18
AMERICA JONES at least its side by side with the urge to be a good person Mar 18
Neeeerd
Obadiah Thompson totallycoolnotanerd.jpg Mar 20
AMERICA JONES youcansitatmytable.jpg Mar 21
Obadiah Thompson I know this is going to come as a huge shock to you But you are incredibly good-looking. Mar 21
AMERICA JONES what oh nooooo but then what am i gonna do with all these paper bags i bought to wear i drew faces on them and everything Mar 21
Obadiah Thompson I'll give them a good home Mar 21
Blanketfic
AMERICA JONES gonna cook dinner for maebe on saturday so i wont be by okay also how cold are you do you need a specific redhead for warmth because i am a specific redhead just sayin Mar 26
Obadiah Thompson i'll make myself scarce on saturday too Mar 26
Obadiah Thompson and i don't know i'm awfully cold i can feel the frostbite creeping in. maybe i'll lose my ears if i don't huddle up with a specific redhead Mar 26
AMERICA JONES i have been trained in cold weather survival i will rescue you in the meantime protect nick and nibble until i can reach you
Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 8:58 am
Messages with Kostya
Instigating Interventions
have concern. about obadiah. am not sure what to be doing; can give advice?
AMERICA JONES 13h whatd he do
konstantin bashmet 13h have notice shaking hand many times. also difficulty open things.
konstantin bashmet 13h notice that when eating with him, am only one eating.
AMERICA JONES 13h so hes gotten to that point huh
AMERICA JONES 13h do you want me to talk to him
AMERICA JONES 13h if he doesnt listen we can ask the infirmary or this counselor lady but id rather he do it himself to be honest
konstantin bashmet 13h i try to say that i will tell someone but he sort of half-order not to tell that one
konstantin bashmet 13h so telling you instead, because he did not specify. only said would not tell another.
konstantin bashmet 13h obadiah like me. listen and follow, not other way around.
AMERICA JONES 13h he shouldnt have underestimated you
konstantin bashmet 13h smilies/icon_smile.gif
AMERICA JONES 1m well that could have gone better could have gone worse
AMERICA JONES 52s he agreed to go to the infirmary but wouldnt tell me what they said or did
AMERICA JONES now and hes probably gonna sulk for a little while but hes kind of like that normally so i think were cool
konstantin bashmet Jan 29 am glad he did go.
konstantin bashmet Jan 29 did not expect him happy. Is why he has cats.
Manlier Interventing
konstantin bashmet 3h maybe have incident with obadiah.
AMERICA JONES 3h what kind of incident
konstantin bashmet 2h argument. over health. he was being unhappy with my 'tattling'.
konstantin bashmet 2h not on good term.
AMERICA JONES 2h how not good is he just sulking or are you boys at war now
konstantin bashmet 2h not war. probably am not friend to him. am deserving. but: cannot be trust on own to get better.
AMERICA JONES 2h do you give a s**t about him getting better
konstantin bashmet 2h needs to return to 100% efficiency. through any mean necessary.
AMERICA JONES 2h have you picked up his habit of not answering straight out
AMERICA JONES 2h nevermind i take that as yes you do care
AMERICA JONES 2h so theres no probably you are his friend and friends sometimes fight
AMERICA JONES 2h its easy being friends with someone you never fight with but easier doesnt mean better you got me
konstantin bashmet 2h he say mind own business. said apology. was not happy. said you are welcome. also not happy.
konstantin bashmet 2h knock on door. ask if come to gloat. say no. put foot in door. he ask for explain in russia. do this.
konstantin bashmet 2h still not know russian. not sure why he ask. ask if i am knowing why he not happy with us. say can guess. but not understand.
konstantin bashmet 2h call him unwell. tell him it shows. he say to me: he knows.
konstantin bashmet 2h ...
konstantin bashmet 2h did not react in best way to change behavior. punch, fight, kick, yell. go downhill. he try to tell me it is toska. he is american, what he
konstantin bashmet 2h know of toska? little. only butcher explanation from me. but is depress. bored. lovesick. tell him he is wasting potential.
konstantin bashmet 2h weapon guarantee improve for us. he hurt himself enough to need to go to infirmary. he ask to leave. say he know own failure.
konstantin bashmet 2h he ask, what want him to do. offer many scenario, all ridiculous. say something like he cannot fix on own. tell him to change. leave.
konstantin bashmet 2h need to check on him in few day. also tell him cat have to go back soon.
AMERICA JONES 2h you actually had a thrown down with him huh
AMERICA JONES 2h did you get caught
konstantin bashmet 2h of course not. kick him into room to not cause scene. terrible when people fight in hallway.
konstantin bashmet 2h not entire. only one kick and one punch. not full brawl.
AMERICA JONES 2h smart and kicking a man is awful personal you know should hold off on that if it happens again a good shove woulda done just as well
AMERICA JONES 2h anything we can do to let him keep boostie and tootsie for longer
konstantin bashmet 1h came at with elbows and frantic. not much choice. left bruise on face but also got rib bruise. heal now. weapons help.
konstantin bashmet 1h correct. need to take exam. must study. made flash card, but lost in flood.
AMERICA JONES 1h yeah those elbows would be brutal
AMERICA JONES 1h yeah the ******** flood >smilies/icon_sad.gif
AMERICA JONES 1h anything i can do to help?
konstantin bashmet 1h ensure eating occur. find someone better with feeling to talk with? have nothing. except maybe show resentment.
konstantin bashmet 1h had to look up word resentment.
konstantin bashmet 1h also yes. >smilies/icon_sad.gif is good summary for flood.
AMERICA JONES Jan 31 "tell him it takes more than a punch to get rid of me."
AMERICA JONES Jan 31 see youre still friends so dont be so grim
konstantin bashmet Jan 31 spasiba.
Project Faym
AMERICA JONES 57m turns out he has 2 months to gain 15 pounds or hes getting dumped in the sahara and will probably be a bug person in like ten minutes
AMERICA JONES 57m i thought theyd just like
AMERICA JONES 57m give him a couple pamphlets and a lecture
AMERICA JONES 57m maybe a diet plan
AMERICA JONES 56m or like make him watch those shitty afterschool specials for teen girls with anorexia
AMERICA JONES 56m but nope
AMERICA JONES 56m i am going to try and never end up in that infirmary ever
konstantin bashmet 52m is a good plan. need to also make one for him. calculate calorie/day to gain weight.
konstantin bashmet 52m am going to computer lab to make spreadsheet.
In Trubs
Feb 4 where are?
konstantin bashmet Feb 4 have not seen in common room.
konstantin bashmet Feb 4 hiding not polite.
AMERICA JONES Feb 6 sorry
AMERICA JONES Feb 6 i should have told you before going
konstantin bashmet Feb 6 yes. I know.
Project: Just Say No (to the Sahara)
AMERICA JONES 2h tayms death people want him to lose more weight and send him into the desert for 2 months with jan (the ******** who actually deserves it)
AMERICA JONES 2h we need to get him heavier asap ok
AMERICA JONES 2h or find a way to get him off doing something else in a place where he wont get killed by bugs
konstantin bashmet 2h Other off post duty to go?
konstantin bashmet 2h Not approve of more loss.
AMERICA JONES 2h yeah like maybe theres a nice one
konstantin bashmet 2h If nice, would be popular. There are no nice.
AMERICA JONES 2h point
AMERICA JONES 2h maybe an awful one where people dont die and turn into bug people
konstantin bashmet 2h Suitable. Went to amazon once. Hard work. Boring. Be good for him.
AMERICA JONES 2h sounds a hell of a lot better than the sahara
konstantin bashmet 2h Can convince to go?
konstantin bashmet 2h Seem very resign. Need to give spreadsheet.
AMERICA JONES 1h yeah he said if its not him itll be someone else and i mean who cares about somebody else the world is full of billions of somebody
AMERICA JONES 1h elses and just one of him this is so stupid
Adjusting Plans
Feb 20 if hes determined to go then i think were just going to have to make sure he comes back Delete this direct message
konstantin bashmet Feb 20 how?
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 collect information maybe go through mission reports or something ill talk to people if youll do the paper s**t
konstantin bashmet Feb 21 agree.
Bromance: Aftermath
konstantin bashmet 20h is complete.
konstantin bashmet 20h should talk to soon.
konstantin bashmet 20h him, not me. see you all time.
AMERICA JONES 19h we have been
AMERICA JONES 19h did something happen
AMERICA JONES 19h i hope things are okay between you two now
konstantin bashmet 19h nothing bad. apologies. but not sorry. try to explain, not sure if he get it.
konstantin bashmet 19h will not do public again.
konstantin bashmet 19h popular emote on message board to express reluctant agreement. am not in person so cannot see face. so: u_u
AMERICA JONES 19h i guess itll have to do
AMERICA JONES 19h ive been talking with him here so i think were all good now he doesnt seem to be sulking at all
konstantin bashmet 19h said he did not want to form attachment, but anyway did. explain a lot.
konstantin bashmet 19h is good.
Concerning Lawrence
AMERICA JONES 6h lawrence is back hes in the infirmary blind no weapon
konstantin bashmet 6h and how know?
konstantin bashmet 6h more
konstantin bashmet 6h why.
konstantin bashmet 6h does not matter if helpless now. body of his is being what hurt you but it was being the mind that drives him.
konstantin bashmet 6h am not trusting him, america.
konstantin bashmet 6h yes, yes. you may be making babuksha jokes now, is okay.
AMERICA JONES 6h youre the best russian granny
AMERICA JONES 6h i went to see him
AMERICA JONES 6h i cannot abide this fear in me and want to face it and squash it asap
AMERICA JONES 6h he said hes never really felt pain
konstantin bashmet 6h That is a good reason.
konstantin bashmet 6h But, some small amount of fear is okay. It help...is survival instinct. And you are always being a survivor.
konstantin bashmet 6h Am thinking he not feel much at all, from description given.
konstantin bashmet 6h Numb? Is right word?
AMERICA JONES 6h maybe but implies theres something to become numb
konstantin bashmet 6h Hmmm.
konstantin bashmet 6h Empty.
konstantin bashmet 6h But carving into skin and almost kill is not very empty act? I do not think I am understanding.
AMERICA JONES 6h he seemed jealous of anger maybe he thinks he can just fake it until he makes it
konstantin bashmet 5h Hmm. Well, are being very much "firecracker" like you say for 4 of july.
AMERICA JONES 5h youre ******** cute sometimes Kon
konstantin bashmet 5h Thank you for compliment.
konstantin bashmet 5h Please be remembering, America. "...his response was that I was the only thing he had left to lose."
konstantin bashmet 5h smilies/icon_sad.gif
AMERICA JONES 5h yeah hes ******** crazy
We are still concerned about Lawrence
AMERICA JONES Mar 15 scooter was asking about me killing people turns out i have two murders on my record probably because of that pod thing
AMERICA JONES Mar 15 apparently lawrence did something to make it look like my fault or whatever but scooter said hed get things cleared because hes good people
konstantin bashmet Mar 15 Which is Scooter?
AMERICA JONES Mar 15 mark
konstantin bashmet Mar 15 Ohh. I see.
konstantin bashmet Mar 15 And wonder why am so worry. Is scary, to think how much Lawrence is being capable of.
konstantin bashmet Mar 15 Have told Obadiah any details?
AMERICA JONES Mar 15 told me to watch out for his personas dont know if that meant jan lawrence plus the creepy doll real one or if theres more
AMERICA JONES Mar 15 he doesnt want me to talk about lawrence anymore
konstantin bashmet 9h He say he not worry for us, be he not a very good liar.
AMERICA JONES 9h maybe he just trusts us to handle our own s**t
AMERICA JONES 9h he has is own problems to deal with adding mine on further is likely a burden best avoided
8 = = = D
AMERICA JONES Mar 17 syntax guess what this is
AMERICA JONES Mar 17 ######
konstantin bashmet Mar 17 hash * 6 pound * 6 press # for operator ????? errors on lines 1-3
AMERICA JONES Mar 17 no its a _ _ _ _ _
konstantin bashmet 4h 8===D
AMERICA JONES 4h d**k!
konstantin bashmet 4h 4 != 5 smilies/icon_sad.gif
konstantin bashmet 4h _ _ _ _ _ = 8 = = = D
konstantin bashmet 4h Battery zero, no charge, empty empty empty ran down SKRILLEX WORKING TREEHOUSE
konstantin bashmet 4h bangarang.mp3
AMERICA JONES 4h p***s!
konstantin bashmet 4h anatomically correct (plural penises or penes)! server-rack-rent-space cast.
AMERICA JONES 3h are u talkin bout taym again
konstantin bashmet 3h smilies/icon_smile.gif Virus ridden. Check up doctor acquisition!
AMERICA JONES 3h im sure his d**k is fine dont you worry
AMERICA JONES 3h unless kon saw something in the showers
konstantin bashmet 3h d**k != virus ridden body = empty body = 75% capacity
AMERICA JONES 3h does != mean "not"
konstantin bashmet 3h statement=true statement!=not true
AMERICA JONES 3h oh thank god
Priorities
AMERICA JONES 3h kon could you kindly quit being an a*****e on twitter when im trying to get something done
AMERICA JONES 3h taym putting in his 2 cents set me back bad enough i dont need you doing the same
konstantin bashmet 2h Not when choose to prioritize Mimsy over self.
konstantin bashmet 2h Absolute zero cooperation in that case.
konstantin bashmet 2h Not even say one word to Rep about his many gay househusband fiance gay dolphin lion situation.
AMERICA JONES 2h im not prioritizing mimsy im saying youre bad at politics
konstantin bashmet 2h Hissy fit amusing but have no invest or stake in it so no opinion, and matter of interests mean am bad suited for it.
konstantin bashmet 2h That is a lie. @mimserable yes we should have lunch more often anyway
konstantin bashmet 2h Cannot be having it both way.
AMERICA JONES 2h so if you want to grudge at mimsy please wait until im done talking with her instead of interrupting to sass her
konstantin bashmet 2h Was only friend on entire of Deus, watch her do many thing and became ally and then Robert.
konstantin bashmet 2h No.
konstantin bashmet 2h When it come to Mimsy, you have no say.
konstantin bashmet 2h Preferring her opinion to mine in public is being "good" at politic?
AMERICA JONES 2h well fine if you want me to have to keeping going back to smooth things over again and again fine i can deal with being inefficient
AMERICA JONES 2h there was no opinion!
konstantin bashmet 2h Do not even try to be using inefficient to be making me change my opinion, America, that is also inefficient!
AMERICA JONES 2h well like i said its fine
AMERICA JONES 2h you have a lot of feelings and hurt when it comes to mimsy so i can accept that youre gonna be impulsive about being a s**t to her
AMERICA JONES 2h and not think things out
AMERICA JONES 2h you help me out a lot when i do the same so i guess i dont mind fixing your mistakes when it comes to this sort of thing
konstantin bashmet 2h Have no desire to fix. That went away a long, long time ago, America. A friendship with her...
konstantin bashmet 2h So much patronize for a woman that almost got kill because of her own feeling.
konstantin bashmet 2h If you do not think Mimsy is just so dangerous as Lawrence, know that you are being wrong.
konstantin bashmet 2h It is not safe.
konstantin bashmet 2h Did not mean to make Rep less cooperate.
konstantin bashmet 2h Marriage probably good for him. Helping settle down, like chicken in roost.
AMERICA JONES 2h well maybe she is dangerous so why would you want her and me to be enemies then
konstantin bashmet 2h Closer is less safe than distant.
AMERICA JONES 2h how could i possibly remain distant to her when she was such a large part of your life
konstantin bashmet 2h Because she is not part of mine. smilies/icon_sad.gif
AMERICA JONES 2h how can i remain distant when you cant either
konstantin bashmet 2h Not any more. Not for a long time. There is just empty. It is just empty.
AMERICA JONES 2h smilies/icon_sad.gif
AMERICA JONES 2h i didnt chose her over you kon please dont ever think that because its not true
AMERICA JONES 2h i would like to be allies or even friends with mimsy but your more than a friend to me
AMERICA JONES 2h or even a brother or anything like that okay
AMERICA JONES 2h theres no choosing anyone over you
konstantin bashmet 2h Thank you. I am sorry. She said-- we were-- also like sibling, but not. Then she have Lucky, then she have Robert, and no time for me.
konstantin bashmet 2h Days, weeks, empty room, where once was friend just...nothing, silence and...empty.
AMERICA JONES 2h oh honey come over to my room asap im gonna hug the s**t out of you
konstantin bashmet 2h Ok, en route.
Missing
AMERICA JONES 7h where are you why arent you here
AMERICA JONES 7h something happened and you werent there are you okay
AMERICA JONES 7h kon please answer i spent so long looking for you please dont ******** around today its honestly more than i can take
konstantin bashmet 7h America? Why so panic?
konstantin bashmet 7h I am being okay. In gymnasium for meeting.
konstantin bashmet 7h I am right here. I can come to door soon so you can find me easy.
konstantin bashmet 7h I promise, I am being OK.
Sextya Revisited
AMERICA JONES 47m not gonna be home tonight probably im with taym we had sex you should give him a nicer score on your spreadsheet even tho hes still touchy AMERICA JONES 46m will see you tomorrow at the latest i love you <3
Sasstya Regrets
konstantin bashmet 11h Am sorry, thought was replying to DM. phone sometime confusing. v_v
AMERICA JONES 11h its okay we just thought you were being extra sassy youre such a cutie
konstantin bashmet 10h Not INTENT to be extra sass.
AMERICA JONES 10h you sleep okay?
konstantin bashmet 10h Still not sleep too well. Should be pass soon, just sometime happen.
AMERICA JONES 10h smilies/icon_sad.gif
konstantin bashmet 10h Do not worry so much, it is being okay. Took extra coffee. smilies/icon_smile.gif
AMERICA JONES 10h ok ill see you later maybe we can take a nap or something
konstantin bashmet 8h Nap sound good.
Nosy Concerns
AMERICA JONES 22h are you and obadiah fighting again
AMERICA JONES 22h he leaves in a couple days you know so if you want spend some time with him
AMERICA JONES 22h maybe have a drink and talk about boring book stuff
AMERICA JONES 22h you should do it before hes gone
konstantin bashmet 19h did not think we were in fight.
konstantin bashmet 19h will talk. His score did go up, also.
AMERICA JONES 18h yes i thought so too but when i asked if you were fighting because he was being extra touchy because he cant ask a thing straightout
AMERICA JONES 18h he didnt answer smilies/icon_sad.gif
Sexiness and the traitor in our midst
konstantin bashmet 11h America, what is rating on sexiness scale? Filling out form.
AMERICA JONES 11h 12
konstantin bashmet 11h Ok, thank you. What should be talent?
AMERICA JONES 11h you should take your shirt off for it whatever you decide to do maybe something russiany
konstantin bashmet 10h Taking shirt off seems inefficient.
konstantin bashmet 10h Will try to think of something Russian.
AMERICA JONES 10h youre judged on attractiveness and your hot body is part of that if you got and dont show it off thats just wasteful
konstantin bashmet 10h Hm. Okay, I see.
konstantin bashmet 10h You want me to do that dance, don't you.
AMERICA JONES 10h yes i do
konstantin bashmet 10h Maybe. It will be, ah. Backup.
AMERICA JONES 10h smilies/icon_biggrin.gif ill help you get the moves down
AMERICA JONES 4h but dont let obadiah know about either of our talents hes aiding the enemy
konstantin bashmet 4h Which enemy?
AMERICA JONES 4h our miss deus competition
Running is not Euphemism
konstantin bashmet 5h I ask Obadiah if he want to go on run, and he proceed to "freak out." Do you know why might be?
AMERICA JONES 5h he thought you were making a joke about something you dont know about
konstantin bashmet 5h Oh. I see. Well, no, was not.
AMERICA JONES 2h one of those touchy things that man i swear did you two make up
A chorus of angels
konstantin bashmet Jun 18 I am home.
Hugs not Drugs
AMERICA JONES 3h got boobooed during peys promo they keeping me in the infirmary overnight in case i get cray please bring me hugs
konstantin bashmet 2h Hugs on route. Also a lunch. Will sneak in.
konstantin bashmet 2h Manatee #4 coming with, also.
Missing U
AMERICA JONES help they put me with the most inefficient russian lump of muscles they could find the things that he did to the kitchen trying to look cool i miss you so much especially at night but i wish you were here during the day too and giving people that look you have you know the one and maybe to hold my hand a bit and not tell me what my place is as an intermediate moon Aug 15
konstantin bashmet inefficient. waste of supplies? Extra inefficient. Do not like already. I do not get much sick for home some times. Call him a doorak. I miss you much, too. Feel like full of idle hands here. Aug 15
konstantin bashmet I would give all the look. Is situation okay? Rough base? Danger? Aug 15
AMERICA JONES so far not bad as long as i pay attention when were doing sweeps not so rough really and its fun work too the guy who used to run this place mustve had a pretty twisted mind Aug 15
konstantin bashmet You are very good at adapt. Do not be too much sass. Take picture when can. First package maybe few days away. Soon. smilies/icon_smile.gif Aug 15
AMERICA JONES melookinhellacute.jpg lovemymanatee.jpg Aug 15
AMERICA JONES dressednow.jpg kiviandme.jpg borissayshellocountryman.jpg mybuttlooksextranicetoday.jpg Aug 15
AMERICA JONES myfacewhenboris.jpg spiketrap.jpg imfinetho.jpg Aug 15
AMERICA JONES TODAYSHAIRISSOBIG.jpg borissayshelloagain.jpg 13h
AMERICA JONES he is glad you are finally teaching me russian he hasnt found out that you have been smilies/icon_wink.gif
konstantin bashmet Clever, clever America. That hair is being very big. I will pack extra conditioner.
Goodies
AMERICA JONES myboobsareevenbettertoday.jpg 9h
AMERICA JONES borisonfire.jpg hesfine.jpg lastofthegoodies.jpg myfacewhennomoregoodies.jpg 9h
konstantin bashmet Will pack more for next time. He look very funny on fire. Hello countryman. House.jpg mancaveastaymcallitprogress.jpv 7h
AMERICA JONES yes please im gonna go through withdrawal soon and itll be ugly the world will thank you konstantin bashmet for your service in keeping the terrible monster (me) at bay god i miss home i hate being underground again so much that the minute it was my day off i went up top and so here i am camping out skinnydippingatnight.jpg 23m
AMERICA JONES yours will be the best mancave even if itll be ******** backbreaking its gonna be worth it 22m
konstantin bashmet ManCaveAtNight.Jpg OnlyRuinsHere.jpg RottenFrame.Jpg TheseAreWashOutBecauseFlash.jpg YouStartBadHabit.png Already one week pass, only three to go. Is okay. You are the most terrible of all monster. Especially early morning when hair all crazy. You like world to think it is without work, America. But I have seen into the abyss, and the abyss look back at me. Like a rat nest. You are on big, exciting mission, and meeting some countrymen. Siberia is being ok. When you are done, home is ready for you always. 18m
AMERICA JONES oh it looks hella spooky too bad its not october yet or we could have a slamming party we should start planning out halloween party soon that abyss is only one of my many gifts to the world youre welcome this ******** countryman though kon keeping him alive is really testing my moon skills gotta say is it a russian trait to always go off and Touch The Thing 12m
AMERICA JONES i know and it just makes me miss it more i want to hug you but mr grigori perelman will just have take one for the team
Visiting hours
AMERICA JONES kroshkakartoshka.jpg all these potatoes! Aug 19
AMERICA JONES my next personal day is next tuesday if youve got leave n want to come by for a bit Aug 19
konstantin bashmet Oh, you can have visitor? I have leave left. Do pencil me into busy schedule of potatoland. Have request for brought hot food? Can make right before. Aug 19
AMERICA JONES less visitor and more meet up outside the base its still not clear for others BBQ!!!!!!! Aug 19
konstantin bashmet I will bring basket for picnic. smilies/icon_smile.gif How is weather? Yet cold? Need another jacket? Will bring just in case. And blanket. Aug 19
AMERICA JONES its nice everything green and pretty as hell Aug 19
AMERICA JONES love you Aug 19
Taste of Home
AMERICA JONES borisgotstupiddrunk.jpg borisasleepinshower.jpg butiamextracutetoday.jpg 18h
AMERICA JONES he wouldnt ******** wake up so i had to carry him to his room 18h
konstantin bashmet I hope you draw on face with marker. Take no prisoner. 18h
AMERICA JONES i drew a big d**k on one cheek and a warning about booze on the other markerskills.jpg 18h
konstantin bashmet Being very proud. Take good care. 17h
AMERICA JONES i think i draw dicks better than just about anything gotta say like i could hang that on a wall will do love you 17h
konstantin bashmet small-garden.jpg strawberryplant.jpg basiloreganochives.jpg lemonadeyouarenothaving.jpg testingidealcupcaketexture.jpg frostingconsistencyexperiment.jpg Forgot to send. Try to take a few through day so can be like, experience but not. Experience home, I am meaning. 17h
AMERICA JONES oh its so cute and looking way less shitty than the farm did to start i guess the soil is like getting better or something bring lemonade when you visit XO those are all looking great though what did you do with the extras im trying to portion out this package better than the first i got greedy right out the gate didnt i smilies/icon_wink.gif
Kostya is a bro
konstantin bashmet hardworking.jpg stressoutasalways.jpg notmuchchangehere.jpg cool-guy-doing-cool-thing.jpg doorwayleaning.jpg keepsmokingcigarette.jpg forestonhisfaceiknowyouarefondbutitisnotgoodamerica.jpg Aug 25
AMERICA JONES youre my favorite and i love you
AMERICA JONES Aug 27 might be longer than a month found a secret elevator and it wasnt working but that wasnt gonna stop me so i went down to check it out and
AMERICA JONES theres like a giant maze down there
wip
AMERICA JONES might be longer than a month found a secret elevator and it wasnt working but that wasnt gonna stop me so i went down to check it out and theres like a giant maze down there Aug 27
AMERICA JONES borisisprettygirthylikethis.jpg but youre still #1 missile crisis hun 2h
AMERICA JONES also post battle adrenaline sex is a thing i shoulda been doing for awhile now should that go on the spreadsheet 2h
AMERICA JONES this a*****e has like zero ******** natural defense just falling into deep sleep like this 2h
AMERICA JONES dang i just realized its been like two ******** months 2h
AMERICA JONES see how good my tits look thats because nobody else has touched them for long like the way flowers perk up and get prettier after watering bloomingboobs.jpg 2h
AMERICA JONES he was not bad enthusiasm made up for lack of technical skill doesnt take direction too quickly i had to repeat myself a lot and then i took over 2h
AMERICA JONES there might be seconds so ill take a bit more time and train him up some then Aug 29
konstantin bashmet Been on small outpost no service. Why cannot favorite DM? Inefficient. Secret elevator sound dangerous. Make someone ride before you. Impressive. Good workout? I have add. I take should not share with Obadiah? 8h
konstantin bashmet You know what you must do. Breast:Flower::Touch:Sunlight? strawberryplanteatenbyanimal.jpg maybectactuallygiantbug.jpg investigationbegin.jpg antcolonysizeofperhapsfigurativelymars.jpg 8h
konstantin bashmet borrowmagnifylens.jpg needthehatbutdohaveaborrowpipe.jpg 8h
konstantin bashmet in the jungle.jpg the first clue. Jpg 8h
konstantin bashmet have first suspect, but unreliable witness. Captureinvialsocannotescape. Jpg 8h
konstantin bashmet we now cross examine witness. Seehereitisitisaladybug. Jpg 8h
konstantin bashmet To differentiate between when I am investigator or judge, I will have pipe for first and this fake mustache for second. itisactuallyjustacombiamusing. Jpg 8h
konstantin bashmet OBJECTION! lawyer mantis speaks. Jpg 8h
konstantin bashmet we have all decided. The centipede is guilt. Now will celebrate my good choice with winning pie. Testingrhubarbandstrawberry.Jpg
Check-up
konstantin bashmet For next (and last!) care package, am stuck on food. Are having any preference? Was thinking, perhaps, steak, if you have open flame and oven. Forget what kitchen has. Sep 5
AMERICA JONES I'm fine. We'll talk when I get back
Zombie aftermath
AMERICA JONES not coming home tonight everythings all ******** up when i close my eyes or when i look at people too long ill be home tomorrow i should be there now im sorry im sorry im not there i will be tomorrow Sep 19
konstantin bashmet I'm sorry, too. I love you. Was like something else wore my skin. I worry, but I trust to come back. Please take care. You are very precious.
Leaving Again
konstantin bashmet Have mission, deep cover. Take care. Have convince small punk to water plants. Be back when can. Be safe, America.
Veggie Tales
AMERICA JONES gonna be cooking for maebe and she wanted to eat just me n her so leave those potatoes alone tomorrow kay cant wait for her to try the chicken i been practicing biggrin Mar 26
konstantin bashmet I will leave the potato to be. That is exciting! I feel like she need support. Mar 26
konstantin bashmet I will be planting white and russet potato soon in garden, too smile should be good. Have any spice want for it? I know I am going to do garlic and also onions. And thyme. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES ginger biggrin i hope less of them turn into gross little potato monsters this year Mar 26
konstantin bashmet Oh good, that would be easy. You are telling me. Plant should not yell. It is not how things should be. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES fun to stomp though the stomping game is great Mar 26
konstantin bashmet It is true. Like making bizarre wine, but with vegetable. I thinks some still live in darker part of jungle, come to think of it. Like, maybe form a colony. The cries of the carrots, America. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES my people calling for me in the night :'( Mar 26
konstantin bashmet You must take William with you on a spiritual journey. It will be quirky. ... But maybe you both need sidekicks for safety. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES oh my god can you imagine trying to lead him through the jungle with him all drunk as he has been good ******** gracious Mar 26
konstantin bashmet I wonder what the natural apex predator is for carrots. Oh. Is the answer alcohol? It might be... Oh. I am very slow, I think. I was unsure what was causing his typing to be poor. Tripping over vine with every half step! Mar 26
AMERICA JONES and cursing them for attacking him most likely or hitting on them.... Mar 26
konstantin bashmet Or BOTH. Actually both. He'd grope fern and say the butt is a tight butt. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES and the fern would be all lets be fronds and hed get mad and say that was BULLSHIT and WE CAN NAE BE FRONDS YOU COCKTEASE DO WHAT YE WERT MADE FOR Mar 26
konstantin bashmet That was terrible America Jones.
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Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 9:00 am
Messages with Jan/Lawrence tw: stalking, harassment, unhealthy obsessive relationships
Using
Jan 27m Did you catch those minipets? I hope you did.
AMERICA JONES 21m caught three set a few more just in case the injured ones dont make it
Jan 19m Such ingenuity.
Jan 19m Im sure the spirits were on our side.
AMERICA JONES 18m spirits have nothing to do with me being able to do a job properly
Jan 15m I helped.
AMERICA JONES 14m not intentionally
Jan 12m Some of it was intentional.
AMERICA JONES 9m which part of me reading the golem manual finding the money buying the kit and setting up the traps was you helping
Jan 8m The part where you stored everything up till the end.
AMERICA JONES 5m i will give you that
Jan 4m You did and how.
Jan P.S Ty for not damaging my beautiful face.
AMERICA JONES 8h maybe next time
AMERICA JONES 6h MAYBE NEXT TIME I SEE YOUR ******** FACE CANT SAY IM SURPRISED YOUD USE THE DEATH OF FAMILY TO YOUR ADVANTAGE
Jan 1h I wouldn't dream of it.
AMERICA JONES 1h you dont have to dream when its already a ******** reality
Jan 1h I certainly have no idea what you mean missy.
Jan 15m If you mean missing my daughter, I fail to see why it's a crime.
AMERICA JONES 11m not letting you use sympathy to get your foot in the door so ******** stow it Jan 10m And that attitude is exactly why I've never mentioned it more than glancingly to you.
Jan 10m You are not exactly tender with my emotions.
AMERICA JONES 9m you forget that youve tried to use the death of my mother to slut shame and upset me and the possible death of my pa for money
AMERICA JONES 8m you forget that you brought up the death of your daughter right after talking about tayms to make you sound like the better man
Jan 8m Both of which I knew would have no bearing on you. You are hardly a delicate flower.
Jan 7m And you'll forgive me if I am a little irrational and jealous that he still has one.
AMERICA JONES 5m no i wont forgive you even a little bit
Jan 5m I know.
Jan 4m It's all right, I have enough forgiveness for both of us.
Trustworthy
Jan 6h It is nice to get to know your friends though.
AMERICA JONES 6h oh yeah you made it sound like you already knew all about him
AMERICA JONES 6h specially while implying he wasnt trustworthy
Jan 6h He almost certainly isn't.
Jan 6h But who is in this big old world?
AMERICA JONES 6h me
Jan 6h
You, trustworthy? Jan 6h If you say so. I like to believe it is true. And I will keep trying persistently in the hope you are.
AMERICA JONES 6h i never lie i never betray a friend i honor my debts
AMERICA JONES 6h obadiah is trustworthy where it matters and youre lucky hes the one thatll have your back
Jan 6h I'm impressed at your loyalty to him.
AMERICA JONES 6h well dont be good people inspire loyalty in others
Jan 6h You think he's a good person?
Jan 6h I don't.
AMERICA JONES 6h he is a good man but im not surprised you cant recognize that
AMERICA JONES 6h as you are a bad one
Jan 6h Why are you always so horrible to me?
Jan 6h And I do not think he's a good man for my own reasons, but you don't care about my opinions in the first place so I won't bore you with them
AMERICA JONES 6h because thats what you get for being a shady a*****e of a con man
AMERICA JONES 6h oh go ahead more fuel to my fire i like knowing how wrong you are
Jan 5h I don't try to be shady missy, I've tried to be open with you.
Jan 5h And it is because of little things. He doesn't want to hear about other people's problems, sign of a selfish person too mired in their own.
Jan 5h He's going to the sahara despite the fact you don't want him to.
Jan 5h Even though you hate my guts, if you didn't want me to go, if you cared for my welfare one single bit. Ah wouldn't.
AMERICA JONES 5h he prioritizes his job over my personal feelings and while i do not like the results its reasonable and i can accept it
AMERICA JONES 5h his life and decisions do not revolve around me and hes never led me to believe otherwise
Jan 5h A good person doesn't value themselves over other people.
AMERICA JONES 5h then taym is a very good person indeed
Jan 5h If you say so.
While You Were Sleeping
Jan 55m The man you sleep with is not Taym.
AMERICA JONES 50m your point being
Jan 42m Just an observation.
Jan 42m I am assuming it is Konstantin.
AMERICA JONES 28m it is indeed why have you been down to the basement
Jan 28m I couldn't sleep. I took a walk.
AMERICA JONES 23m its not a place people walk to when they cant sleep
Jan 21m Its a place I walk to.
AMERICA JONES 17m it should not be
Jan 15m Why not? It's atmospheric, you never know what you will find.
AMERICA JONES 11m well apparently you found my room and decided to look inside while i was sleeping so now you can go take your walks somewhere else
Jan 4m I don't think I will.
Hiding
Jan 3h And now you are gone. You don't need to hide missy.
AMERICA JONES 2h not hiding just getting my door replaced
Jan 1h That's hiding.
Hiding pt2 (icly deleted from her phone)
Jan Mar 5 And now you are gone. You don't need to hide missy.
AMERICA JONES Mar 5 not hiding just getting my door replaced
Jan Mar 5 That's hiding.
Jan 17h In fact I take it back, you should stay exactly where you are.
AMERICA JONES 13h im not gonna be your new neighbor ******** off
Jan 13h It could be lovely, I could come visit whenever.
Jan 13h Sometimes I can hear you in there. You might want to keep it down.
AMERICA JONES 13h no and thats hard to believe unless you got your ear to the wall
Jan 13h I can hear you.
AMERICA JONES 11h hear me what
Jan 10h I was confirming that I could hear you regardless.
AMERICA JONES 9h oh jesus is this that spirits thing again
Jan 9h The spirits simply let me understand you.
Jan 9h I am glad you are opening up to the positive influence of the spirits in your life.
AMERICA JONES 9h you listening in on me is hardly a positive influence on my life
AMERICA JONES 9h installing the new door today dont bother coming down to the basement anymore therell be no more little shows for you
Jan 8h Shame.
Jan 8h I thought you had nothing to hide.
Jan 8h Either way you looked so peaceful.
AMERICA JONES 8h i dont have a thing to hide from you but watching me sleep is the gift of my trust and a gift you do not deserve
Jan 8h So you trust Kostya.
Jan 8h And Taym.
Jan 8h I can't imagine why you wouldn't trust me. I am a trustworthy fellow.
AMERICA JONES 8h you are a snake oil salesman and i have a long a** memory
Jan 8h I used to work in sales, that hardly means I bear you any ill will. I like you.
AMERICA JONES 8h yet you ignored my request that you stay away from the basement since you decided to be a creep down there
AMERICA JONES 8h i dont know if chantelle has you reading twilight or something but thats not the sort of "like" a girl appreciates
Jan 8h In twilight he comes into her room while she is asleep. You'd need to have the door unlocked for that wouldn't you?
AMERICA JONES 8h if you know it was locked then you tried to open it
Jan 8h I wouldn't go as far as to say effort was expended.
AMERICA JONES 8h i would never accuse you of effort
Jan 8h They don't pay us enough for effort.
Jan 8h We should spar some night missy. I have never sparred anyone. It would be my gift to you.
AMERICA JONES 8h unarmed only i dont spar with weapons when im angry at the other person
Jan 8h Unarmed is fine with me too.
Jan 8h At night. I hate crowded training fields. How does 1AM sound?
Jan 8h Unless your friends need to have you tucked up with a bed time story by then.
AMERICA JONES 8h 1 am is fine and they know better than to treat me like a child or order me about
Force
Jan 8h Did we force ourselves on you, or you on us?
AMERICA JONES 8h sexually no but when i was unconscious you did something to me without my consent
Jan 8h Emotionally you did the same to me.
AMERICA JONES 8h now how did i manage that
Jan 7h That is a question.
Sahara Week1 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
Apr 28 Your friend says he's honourable or at least that he will treat me civilly. I look forward to whenever he needs me to be the same.
Jan Apr 28 And Theodorina my darlin it'll be your fault. You are the one who chooses your own suffering. You and no one else.
Jan Apr 28 I think your deepest secret is right deep down you like to lose. You enjoy it. Ya like it when someone reminds ya ya are just a little lady
Jan 1h He needs my help. Wish your future luck.
AMERICA JONES 22m i hope you dont suffer when you die because im a decent person
AMERICA JONES 22m that said please do die soon
Sahara Week2 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES May 2 [QUEUED] die faster
Jan May 2 [QUEUED] Not even going to thank me for saving Tayms life? We are more friendly now.
Jan May 2 Just hanging out in this lovely sun.
Jan May 2 Hangingout.jpg
Jan May 2 P.S think he lost his phone. Dont trust messages
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 1m [QUEUED] i dont know what bullshit lines youve fed him this time but dont think ill buy any of it as easily as he does
AMERICA JONES 1m dont trust messages? you bet your ******** a** i wont be trusting any messages from anybody until i have him in front of me again
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
Jan 16h He told me you weren't the best he's had in bed. I said you were pretty good but he was having none of it.
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
Jan 6h I have so much time to think out here. I often think of you. I did not tell you before I left how much I wish you a long life. I have never
Jan 6h Had much luck with wives though I must say you are the best one yet missy.
Jan 6h It is a pity you are to all intents and purposes barren. The children we could have had would have been the perfect balance of my dazzling
Jan 6h Intellect and your comely features and bravery.
Jan 6h It has been peaceful here and I have enjoyed discussing parenthood with our friend taym
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 6h [QUEUE] once you two are done taking shitty selfies tell him to message me as soon as his phone gets replaced
AMERICA JONES 29m and dont try to give me excuses cause i know exactly how long it takes to get a phone replaced
AMERICA JONES 28m if youre holding something over him ill find out
AMERICA JONES 28m if youve conned him again ill find out
AMERICA JONES 26m what am i even saying youll probably just tell me yourself anyway you smug self satisfied piece of s**t
AMERICA JONES 22m i bet you think youre real clever
AMERICA JONES 22m but i know the truth of you
AMERICA JONES 18m youre broken and youve always been broken
AMERICA JONES 18m god ******** up on you and forgot to make you a person
AMERICA JONES 10m no wonder you try to be the others it must be just like changing out false limbs
AMERICA JONES 9m no wonder youre fine with cutting off your hand since youre already so damn used to being a cripple
AMERICA JONES 4m do you believe in heaven lawrence?
AMERICA JONES 4m i dont
AMERICA JONES 3m i dont believe the best part of life is at its end
AMERICA JONES 3m but maybe you do
AMERICA JONES 3m sometimes you talk like you do
AMERICA JONES 3m so if you believe in heaven you should get on that honey
AMERICA JONES 35s because all thats left here for you is to keep on getting more and more broken like an old piece of unloved china that never matched anyway
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
Jan 7h I do regret that you were not more amenable to my advances before I left. Taym has said you repeatedly threw yourself at him which
Jan 7h Was a turn off for a long time. I explained how it was the opposite for us but I see now you were playing hard to get.
Jan 7h I do so miss the feel of your anger against my skin and of the taste of your blood against my tongue.
Jan 7h After seeing mister taym unclothed I do so wonder what you and indeed maebe saw in him.
Jan 7h I know that some part of you misses me. Yearns for me and was refreshed like a phoenix from the ashes every time you lost control at my
Jan 7h Hands
Jan 7h Speaking of maebe she was another delicious young thing but not quite to your level of intensity.
Sahara Week3 (messages are delivered all at once on weds, not a real time exchange)
AMERICA JONES 9h how exactly did you "rescue" him anyway
AMERICA JONES 9h i doubt you did whatever you have him believing
AMERICA JONES 9h you arent skilled in any way hed appreciate
AMERICA JONES 9h you arent hardworking so its not like youd go out of your way to lend him a hand
AMERICA JONES 9h ha!
AMERICA JONES 9h but if you saw an opprotunity to claim youre a big damn hero youd take it
AMERICA JONES 9h youre forever an opprotunist and con man and no happy little pictures are gonna change that
AMERICA JONES 9h who would have his phone now if im to trust no messages
Sahara Week4 (QUEUED)
Jan 5h The heaven I believe in missy, is of my own creation. I am God, I am divinity, I am one step away from perfection and I can lead you.
Jan 5h There ain't nothing broken about this cowboy, I could give up my hand because I am so far above mortality and this shell we all wear.
Jan 5h Taym sees what I mean, though of course I have to phrase it differently for his ears, he only wants to hear simpering, only wants to hurt.
Jan 5h Wheras what you need is to rage, to burn like your wonderful little weapon. You need to burn down so you can be reborn.
Jan 5h It does not surprise me that you do not believe in heaven either, you seek to make this world as perfectly hedonistic as you can.
Jan 5h As for Taym's phone, I presume the horsemen would have it. We met some early in our excursion and decided to make a retreat.
Jan 5h It was only afterwards we noticed that it was missing. We inquired about a replacement but were informed with no signal out here.
Jan 5h there would be little point in replacing it. You will have to live without your casual banter for a little while longer.
Jan 5h Taym does say however that he hopes you enjoy Kostya's company, as it was always so much more favourable than his own.
Sahara Week4
AMERICA JONES 10m DONT CALL ME YOUR ******** WIFE IM NOT SO KEEP THAT OFF YOUR ******** TONGUE
AMERICA JONES 8m YOUD ******** MURDER YOUR KIDS GIVEN HALF A CHANCE DONT PRETEND YOU ARENT INSANE DONT ACT LIKE YOU ARENT A MONSTER
AMERICA JONES 8m I DONT ******** BELIEVE THAT HE DISCUSSED THAT WITH YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOUVE DONE WITH HIM TO MAKE HIM THINK YOURE FRIENDS
AMERICA JONES 6m I AM NOT PLAYING HARD TO GET YOURE CRAZY YOU HURT ME AND YOU ABUSED WHAT LITTLE TRUST I HAD FOR YOU DURING THAT SPAR
AMERICA JONES 4m YOU HAVE ******** UP LITTLE FANTASIES WHERE IM YOUR ******** PET AND YOU THREATENED MY FRIEND IN THOSE ******** ADVANCES YOU PIECE OF s**t
AMERICA JONES 4m AND THATS NOT EVEN TOUCHING HOW YOU NEARLY GOT ME EXECUTED
AMERICA JONES 2m NOTHING I ENJOY ABOUT YOU IS WORTH YOUR CONTINUED EXISTENCE
AMERICA JONES 1m MAEBE MAY BE WILLING TO USE YOU BUT SHES NOT STUPID DONT THINK YOU HAVE HER FOOLED ANYMORE THAN I AM
AMERICA JONES 12h how many of you are there anyway
Jan 12h As many as it takes.
Next time bring a Gift
Jan Jul 5 Happy Birthday Missy, and I say that without the tinge of obligation and rote so many display when they say it. Admittedly it does make -
Jan Jul 5 - little difference to me wether you actually are happy, upset or angry on this birthday of yours, but you seem to favour the former despite
Jan Jul 5 - it being the most dull and trite to observe of the three. But I suppose you will always gravitate towards dull things. So have at it.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 youre such a ******** a*****e
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 you would treat me being happy as some sort of ******** inconvenience tolerate
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 also youre rude as hell to crash my party to creepy stare and not even bring a gift
Jan Jul 5 My precence is a gift. And please do not insult me by pretending that you would treat a gift from me with anything but disgust.
Jan Jul 5 You would treat it as a creature trying to ape human actions since you have already classed me - as you say - like a doll.
Jan Jul 5 And if you must know my reasoning, your happiness is dull. Smiling and steamrolling people, crafting some tedious optimistic future -
Jan Jul 5 - which will always fall short. Curbing and controlling the fires of your anger and tolerating the yoke of things you know inherently -
Jan Jul 5 - that you are better than. You could soar above but instead you choose to walk on their level and hold their ungrateful hands.
Jan Jul 5 Even when one day they will leave you, and you know it.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 doesnt make it any less rude even dogs can have manners
Jan Jul 5 You would not treat even a dog the way you treat me.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 thats true theyre very lovable
Jan Jul 5 If you say so.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 i want a future here
Jan Jul 5 There is no future here. Only death without heirs.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 if i get rid of everything that grounds me here and run wild without attachments thatll be true enough
Jan Jul 5 What do you intend to do then to counter that?
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 craft a tediously optimistmic future that doesnt fall short
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 im going to change things
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 you may want to die sooner than later i dont think its a future youll do well in
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 or even enjoy since ill be happy for most of it
Jan Jul 5 Oh I think I would thrive in a future filled with optimists, they are the most delusional people.
Jan Jul 5 Strange that you are so attached to happiness, I've heard it said that it is the contrasts which provide perspective for emotion.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 makes happiness even more important
Jan Jul 5 There is an inherent arrogance in you, perhaps tied to youth, I'm not sure. Do you honestly think you are the only person who wanted change?
Jan Jul 5 How many others before you have tried and failed? This island has so much emptiness, something took those people away.
Jan Jul 5 You cannot combat the void, you cannot combat destruction and disaster. They do not fight, they merely wait and are never sated missy.
Jan Jul 5 And I know you will say but I am different, I will never know unless I try and that is the wonder of you but also your folly.
Jan Jul 5 And why you will never see the future you dream of, and I will be there.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 youre so very small
Jan Jul 5 I am indeed statistically on the low end of the height spectrum.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 not just in height
Jan Jul 5 Oh I see it is a comment on my lack of blind optimism about an unspecified future.
Jan Jul 5 You often sound like a parody of a human being, bleating about how you can change the universe and how people just need to pull together.
Jan Jul 5 Sometimes I wonder if you are just projecting when you try and diminish my theoretical humanity, however arbritarily you measure it.
Jan Jul 5 But I am not a pessimist by any extent of the imagination, I am a realist and I know without doubt that one person cannot change the world.
Jan Jul 5 Because everyone is a prisoner within the cage of their own mind, out of reach, seeing everything through tinted glass.
Jan Jul 5 They will smile at you and hug you, wish you happy birthday, but they will never know you.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 youre small minded even in your vision of the future where you had power in the end you just used it for money and to keep me on a leash
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 is it because of your issue
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 do you need emotions to have larger ambitions
Jan Jul 5 I see you misinterpreted the satisfaction in that vision. It was not the money nor having you "on a leash" as you put it.
Jan Jul 5 I had changed things myself, albeit perhaps less selfishly than you seek to change the world. Things worked.
Jan Jul 5 What is your ideal world like? Is it the childhood you never had or perhaps something freudian, is it the mother you get angry about?
Jan Jul 5 I ultimately aim only to find motion, to be a cog in a greater design and to conduct some celestial orchestra.
Jan Jul 5 If having no personal aspirations of improving people or changing them, only accomodating or removing them is having no ambition then yes.
AMERICA JONES Jul 5 and you call my happiness dull
Jan Jul 5 I call it dull certainly, but nowhere did I ever say I was comparitavely better off. I am not.
Whining and Winking
Jan I still think about you and then wonder why I do. Sep 3
AMERICA JONES did you ever really know why in the first place Sep 3
Jan No. If I did I would cease. Sep 3
AMERICA JONES stop thinking about me or stop being what you are Sep 3
Jan You are truly naive if you think that either of those things are a possibility. Sep 4
AMERICA JONES then cease what wondering? thatd be a shame Sep 4
Jan Uncertainty is not a sensation I am familiar with, it results in irrational, illogical responses. You are the reason. You are the reason my function is impaired, the meddling frequency on my wavelength. You ultimately should be stopped. Once I thought I could observe you and learn from that, but you can no longer be observed with ease. This is, in turn. Unacceptable. Sep 4
AMERICA JONES you have a fancy way of whining Sep 4
Jan Thank you but I am not whining as you put it. Whining is lamenting that which cannot be changed. My situation on the other hand can be. Sep 4
AMERICA JONES wink Sep 4
Jan Is that an emote? How do those function, should I put my head on one side? What is it abstractifying? Sep 4
AMERICA JONES its a winkie face Sep 4
Jan A wink. Oh. You are mocking me. I see. Sep 4
AMERICA JONES if you were here id make a tongue clicky sound and shoot you a finger gun Sep 4
Jan Is there an emote for that? Sep 4
AMERICA JONES sadly no youll just have to imagination it Sep 4
Jan Imagination. Sep 4
Jan Did you build a fortress as a challenge?
Encouragement...ish....
Jan I see you at this mission. I assume you got the pardon you desired. Try not to die, it would be miserable if you survived so much only to die here, or un-die haha Sep 15
AMERICA JONES doing just fine i have no intention of dying thank you
Grimly Squinting into the Horizon
Jan I have been thinking. And I realise that perhaps it is time I apologised for the deplorable way I have treated you in the past and turn over a new leaf. I regret the incidents regarding the scars pardner and find myself missing the interactions we once had. You were and are one of the few Who I might consider a friend. Dec 12
AMERICA JONES our interactions weren't ever friendly but best of luck on that new leaf Dec 12
Jan Friendly is a flexible term. We challenged one another. I simply lost my own reins. It will not happen again. Dec 12
Jan You are tough to Christmas shop for. Dec 13
AMERICA JONES thats what happens when you dont know a person and just come up with a bunch of bullshit about them instead Dec 13
Jan You are always so brutal to me, it is a good thing I am very forgiving. Delete this direct message Dec 13
O no he didn't
Jan I left my music lodged in your chest. I hope one day to retreive it. I do not regret but I lost more than I expected.
Jan I miss when we could just talk. Simply chat without you trying to murder me. Those days were fond ones.
Jan Now it's all Taym isn't it? Sequestering yourself away in that fortress of yours like a frightened pet. It is such a pity. I remember once you were unafraid, you strode wherever you wished, took what you wanted. Now you cower and skulk and hide.
Jan I domesticated you.
Jan is such a silly
Jan I would appreciate if you would stop harassing my boyfriend you harlot. Delete this direct message Feb 11
AMERICA JONES what did you do Feb 11
Jan What did I do? Well today I attended some of my required duties, helped out with some adorable minipets. What did you do? Is it appropriate to ask what you are wearing missy? Is this a solicitation? Feb 11
AMERICA JONES where are you Feb 11
Jan Why I am out for a brisk walk, what is the urgency? Can it wait? I would rather not be maimed again.
Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 9:28 am
Messages with Melvin
Melvin Wood 12h I'm having Noah draw me a diagram of what I need
Melvin Wood 12h I need the rest of a water in system done in the greenhouse
Melvin Wood 12h I can help with labor and getting parts
Melvin Wood 12h If you want to come by to see what I need that would be great
AMERICA JONES 11h oh id love to work on that yeah ill be over!
Melvin Wood 11h Thanks!
Messages with Cee
AMERICA JONES Jul 15 you use whips right? i thought you had some in that tower
AMERICA JONES Jul 15 sorry again about that usually when i tell someone to kneel im a lot nicer about it
AMERICA JONES Jul 15 but did you want to spar I havent had a chance to defend against another tangly weapon
AMERICA JONES Jul 15 you switched rooms right which one you in now
Cee Jul 15 tayms old room tho i guarantee way more swag now biggrin
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Cee hey girl thanks for that mission i got a txt about promo soon maybe. i think that helped!! 7h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES credit where its due honey youve come aways 7h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES youre gonna do good on the promo you got your new coat design in mind better to make sure the qm knows ahead of time otherwise they grab any old thing 7h 6 hours ago
Cee oh ******** a. thanks grl! wit dis and yur love lockdown you got goin on, u about to be my role model an s**t! 6h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES love lock down? 6h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES if you heard that from your neighbor just ignore him 6h 5 hours ago
Cee oh i dont talk to that ******** weirdo his accent is so ******** fake. he wears skirts no. 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES yeah hes like english or something 5h 5 hours ago
Cee i know grl u got it all locked down. got the house husband and the side jawn. thats like ******** heroic.. n they take it too. #allthecakes do u got a seminar i can take im only ever the side jawn :O side jawn life sucks. 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES omg side jawn i have a boyfriend and a bff who lives with me 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i put playing around away so whoever they think im banging on the side thought wrong 5h 5 hours ago
Cee bff in ur beeeeed no i got it grl i got bffs too. ;D and omg u bein like lets all live 2gthr s**t i wish mine invited me in wit der wives 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES was it chantelle because shes a c**t wait taym? whatd he say 5h 5 hours ago
Cee i was stressin bout my promo and he been tryina git me train more. i asked about u grl cause he look sad as s**t most depressin in love person i ever seen. u got em girl LOL 5h 5 hours ago
Cee WAIT HOLD ON.wait r u serious wit dis s**t is this not some pimp a** scheme. erryone shatterin my dreams an s**t i believd in u 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES and he was complaining 5h 5 hours ago
Cee well he said his grlfriend sleeps in another dudes bed errynight. girl i thought u had the secret of hppnes pinned down by ur feminine power 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES christ 5h 5 hours ago
Cee NO WONDER HES ******** SAD. dont u know men are bbies. if this aint a pimp scheme no offense its just cold grl. i think... i still admire u! unless he was lyin men r liars which is why they should be kept in harem format as u have shown me 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES hes just ******** ignorant apparently 5h 5 hours ago
Cee is dat true tho ferreals? u srsly asked ur sex-factory to move in when u sleep in another dudes bed :O:O INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i asked the man i love to move in with me when he said he wanted to wake up next to me everyday so yeah what a ******** scheme how sad for him 5h 5 hours ago
Cee i thought it was a skeme yah cause like i dint think ppl be rlly doin polygamist shtneutral he just all hrtbroken forevr n faithful as s**t girl 5h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES poor guy 5h 4 hours ago
Cee i don want u thinkin i boned him or nothin. we r friends. i have those now cause this place does that wtf is my life now noooooooooooooooo jk on prpose or not ur still gittin all the cake and eating only the best parts so a+++ 5h 4 hours ago
Cee lemme tell u tho grl im pretty sure ur bf aint sposed to be that sad. also all boys are guido macho douches inside. at some point thr all yellin an chest poundin and tryina claim the woman. in their own ways. so toss em both or pick one at some point
Cee omg u ever see a guido throw down. so orange. and greasy. 5h 4 hours ago
Cee peaceout grl i got duty snooooooooooooooooooooooooooze. u need grl talk lemme know u know i be layin down truth i aint lie to u <3<3 5h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES 27m when i said i accept payment in the form of dickpics that wasnt what i meant im gonna carry you to the roof and hang you over the edge in
AMERICA JONES 27m your ******** undies
AMERICA JONES 26m also you have pretty handwriting you should write more things
Messages with Shu
Dong Shu Lei 22h Hello! OuO Sorry for the sudden message
Dong Shu Lei 22h I wonder do you have a minipet as well?
AMERICA JONES 22h i do his name is tubadiah and hes a grumpy treat but not actually grumpy at all
Dong Shu Lei 22h I recently got one as a gift, so would you mind sharing some experiences with me on care?
Dong Shu Lei 22h Mine is a pymgy treat, maybe they are related, like the big treat family? ;D
AMERICA JONES 21h oh i just got mine to myself recently too because reasons but ive been looking over him in the labs for a long while
AMERICA JONES 21h you gotta play with them for that hour but make sure all your doors and such a closed tight and maybe have a little sign to put on the door
AMERICA JONES 21h knob to warn visitors to be careful opening your door so they dont let it out on accident!
AMERICA JONES 21h i like to talk to tubadiah even when hes in his carrier and i think he really enjoys the extra attention
Dong Shu Lei 21h Are they like human pets like cats & dogs? I didn't know they exist before until someone gave it to me, it is so cuteeee
Dong Shu Lei 21h A sign is a great idea! I used to talk to my bunny a lot, it is like my best friend so I guess there's no problem to talk with the treat >u<
AMERICA JONES 21h well yes and no theyre very similiar in that they have their own personalities but most seem to want the basics like food and affection
AMERICA JONES 21h but they only eat a little bitty bit and their poop is hella weird!
AMERICA JONES 21h but they also look cute as ******** when you dress them up just like regular pets
AMERICA JONES 21h and most like the same sorts of little toys too
Dong Shu Lei 21h Mine always give me a sad face, so i wonder if I haven't done enough
Dong Shu Lei 21h They only eat fear candies or they can eat our foods as well? surprised
Dong Shu Lei 21h Oh you dress up yours? *u*
AMERICA JONES 21h well maybe its face can only make that expression you got read their body language carefully specially since a lot of them have pretty weird
AMERICA JONES 21h faces and some dont have faces at all
AMERICA JONES 21h you should only give em the candies they arent made of the same stuff we are
AMERICA JONES 21h i ate one of their candies once
AMERICA JONES 21h once
AMERICA JONES 21h they probably dont react so well to ours
AMERICA JONES 21h and not yet but i did dress up my friend tayms little conjoined kitties i even took pictures so cute
Dong Shu Lei 21h Maybe you are right! If not in the cage, it likes to float at a high place and looks down. No face? OๅฃO I think I just know too little then
Dong Shu Lei 21h It will take the candies, but I never see him eat, maybe he doesn't like to be watched? Oh really? What happened? What does it taste? OAO
Dong Shu Lei 21h Taym....Is that Mr. Thompson? Oh kitties! I bet they're cute! C-conjoined....like the conjoined twins but in kitty form?
Dong Shu Lei 21h Can I see the photo please? (โชใจโช)
AMERICA JONES 20h you should get it a little shelf (but not too high or you'll have trouble reaching him to put him back)
AMERICA JONES 20h its probably really sneaky or maybe has an extra mouth somewhere you cant see!
AMERICA JONES 20h the candies gave me chills for a good day and i kept feeling like something terrible was right around the corner it was awful
AMERICA JONES 20h yeah that mr thompson (but i only call him that when he wears a tie) theyre hella cute and well behaved theyre connected by the tail!
AMERICA JONES 20h bootsietootsie.jpg
AMERICA JONES 20h bootsietootsiebees.jpg
AMERICA JONES 20h bootsietootsieties.jpg
AMERICA JONES 20h bootsietootsiehipsters.jpg
AMERICA JONES 20h bootsietootsiehats.jpg
AMERICA JONES 20h bootsietootsiemorehats.jpg
AMERICA JONES 20h bootsietootsiesomanycutehats.jpg
Dong Shu Lei 19h I wonder if they have perching habit of bird of prey. A shelf..I hope my room has enough room for one. Hehe, that sounds like Futakuchi-onna
Dong Shu Lei 19h Aww that's really awful, fits it name though. I wonder are the candies the solidification form of the sense of fear?
Dong Shu Lei 19h ksldfjdkljsdf OMG they are so cute, bootsie and tootsie are their names? I want to dress mine like that too, so adorable <3333333
AMERICA JONES 12h yeah theyre supposed be made of that stuff but youll have to ask the sciency folk for more details on that sort of thing
AMERICA JONES 12h taym named them something nerdy which is also cute but i call them bootsie tootsie because its fun to say and i think it suits them
AMERICA JONES 12h i still have a bunch of little kitty clothes i bought on leave if you wanna dress yours up
Dong Shu Lei 7h I am interested in knowing more about the minipet, do u know who i can talk to?
Dong Shu Lei 7h Bootsie Tootsie is cute! I am sure much cuter than their original names~ I have yet to name mine =3=
Dong Shu Lei 7h OMGGGG can I? You are so sweet *Hugs*
AMERICA JONES 7h people in life probably arent you friends with mimsy i bet shes spent a lot of time caring for pets
Dong Shu Lei 5h Yes Mimsy's in life! I am afraid I will hinder her research & work...you know science is more important OvO
AMERICA JONES 4h well theyre a part of science right i mean theyre here for a reason and all
Messages with Otto 7/1
OttoGraves 5h You alright?
AMERICA JONES 5h no taym is in sahara with lawrence (he calls himself jan on twitter) for another five weeks and somehow tayms lost his phone and
AMERICA JONES 5h somethings not right
AMERICA JONES 5h lawrence threatened that hed do what he could to make sure taym didnt come back before he left
AMERICA JONES 5h but now hes acting like their friends and i dont trust it one bit
OttoGraves 5h that is really ******** weird. i'd be worried too. sorry, I dont know how to find out how to help.
AMERICA JONES 5h im gonna ask the supply people about replacing that phone and try finding the ones in charge of that mission until next weds then im going
AMERICA JONES 5h there my ******** self
AMERICA JONES 5h id ask caelius but i think he might try to execute me again hes an a*****e
OttoGraves 5h yeah cael is a no. let me know if you need any help. this smells fishy and i really dont like lawr
AMERICA JONES 5h you have good taste lawrence is a lying opprotunistic murderous scumbag
AMERICA JONES 5h thank you
OttoGraves 5h youre welcome
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OttoGraves 11h you got a safe place to be? i know youre strng and s**t, but power in numbers. u with kostya at all? jan's givin off creep vibes
AMERICA JONES 11h he always does and i dont even know about safe places to be anymore but i got safe people yeah smile
OttoGraves 11h alright cool. sorry to butt in, just worried
AMERICA JONES 11h youre one of those people <3
OttoGraves 11h <3 youre always welcome if you need to hide out or whatever. cami is here too though jsyk
AMERICA JONES 11h i appreciate you and cami is a bonus
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OttoGraves Jun 30 Just a heads up; I'm looking to turn myself around as far as this self bashing thing goes. you, taym and maebe got me reevaluating myself
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 glad to hear you taking my excellent wisdom into account
OttoGraves Jun 30 haha damn straight. just like, if i start backpeddling or whatever, kick my a**, will ya?
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 dont you worry im gonna be hella aggressive if i see that sort of nonsense
OttoGraves Jun 30 awesome. thanks a bunch
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 i will make you walks with books on your head if you arent holding it up high dont think i wont
OttoGraves Jun 30 thems fightin words. wanna jam a brick under my chin to keep me from lookin down too?
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 naw ill just put naked pics of mark on the floor
OttoGraves Jun 30 dear god, thats punishing everybody
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 then keep that chin up sweet pea ;D
OttoGraves Jun 30 you got it
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OttoGraves Jul 4 Happy Birthday. I got you a little something. I can either drop it off or hand it over in person
AMERICA JONES Jul 4 THANK YOU! COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY THERES SO MUCH CAKE
OttoGraves Jul 4 I'll deal with crowds for you, I guess. Where is it?
AMERICA JONES Jul 4 the big park down on the west side of town just follow the music and balloons biggrinDD
Messages with Mark
Mark the Awesome 12h U busy? Need 2 talk 2 u texts r encrypted so cant say
AMERICA JONES 10h i always got time for you scooter whats up
Mark the Awesome 6h Um do u like being here
AMERICA JONES 6h on the island? i like it well enough why
Mark the Awesome 6h Like on this island i mean
AMERICA JONES 6h yeah why am i getting sent off sad
Mark the Awesome 6h Wait where r u going
AMERICA JONES 6h i dont know tell me whats up mister why you asking about if i like it here
Mark the Awesome 5h Ummm idk...... Do u ever feel like.... Ummmmm well remember u owe me something can u be honest
Mark the Awesome 5h Like promise
AMERICA JONES 5h yes i owe you big time and i promise
AMERICA JONES 5h i am hella honest
Mark the Awesome 5h Ok umm hav u intentionally killed ne1 here b4
Mark the Awesome 5h And i mean accidentally is ok but b honest cuz ur flagged for two deaths on ur record man
AMERICA JONES 5h no there was a thing during my pod shift but that was just a malfunction coulda happened on anyones shift
AMERICA JONES 5h ive only even won a single spar ok so ive like hardly even hurt a single person
AMERICA JONES 5h is that why your boss wanted to kill me because hes really wrong
Mark the Awesome 3h Sorry the higher gods called me back
Mark the Awesome 3h Yeah he has u marked down on the records as killing 2 ppl its gonna b permanent man
AMERICA JONES 3h but thats not right i didnt do anything if anyones at fault its whoever builds and maintains the machines
AMERICA JONES 3h i want an appeal
AMERICA JONES 3h is there any magic truthy thing i can take to prove it
Mark the Awesome 9m Yeah u and me both man
Mark the Awesome 9m Well i didnt think so but i think we solved boss's pissy fit
Mark the Awesome 8m Watch out for the lawr dude man dont trust his personas either thats just creep he totally ratted u out or something
Mark the Awesome 8m Gonna clear ur records caelius'll prolly forget anyway nbd i just wanted u 2 b honest w/ me cuz we gotta look out 4 each other
Mark the Awesome 8m Peace
AMERICA JONES now thanks scooter youre a true bro and i appreciate you
Messages with Robert
Robert Morris Jan 16 So.
Robert Morris Jan 16 I am going to assume from all those tweets you sent me combined with the state of my room, that you guys aren't the ones who burned it down.
Robert Morris Jan 16 But you ARE the ones who flooded it to clean it out. All right so far?
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 yeah we got it taken care of, you're welcome so who is this ramona b***h
Robert Morris Jan 16 She's noT a b***h. And I don't want to talk about it. Is it safe to go in there and try to see if anything survived?
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 Well I wanna talk about it so too bad, we need to know who's going around setting other peoples rooms on fire and why
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 nothing survived, the burnt remains are at the dumpsters
Robert Morris Jan 16 Ramona's not at fault. She doesn't exist. I don't think it has anything to do with the fire.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 Then why was her name all.over the damn walls like some ******** psycho wrote it before lighting the place on fire?
Robert Morris Jan 16 The words were on the wall before I left the room. The fire happened after. Two separate things.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 so you're the ******** psycho ok
Robert Morris Jan 16 Yeah. I'm a psycho.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 do you know who could have set the fire
Robert Morris Jan 16 Honestly, I have no idea, but if I had to guess, it has to be some prank from the Life boys, we're kind of mean to each other.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 or who would have wanted to
Robert Morris Jan 16 Or maybe a prank got out of hand. Whatever it is, they're idiots.
Robert Morris Jan 16 Probably meant to leave some runic d***o in my room and it exploded or something.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 that's a serious kind of mean, and it could have got others hurt im gonna talk to your leader and edith
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 youre taking this pretty lightly
Robert Morris Jan 16 It's not even slightly serious compared to the s**t they do to each other on a daily basis. It's practically ingrained into the Life Motto:
Robert Morris Jan 16 Survive trolls.
Robert Morris Jan 16 You don't know how I'm taking it. I'm upset about a lot of other things in my life right now, stupid pranks are the least of it.
Robert Morris Jan 16 I just want to forget that room existed. Whoever burned it down did me a favor.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 setting your room on fire in a shared building is serious
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 really a favor
Robert Morris Jan 16 Yeah it means I got to start over. Being a psycho is tiring, maybe I'll try something else for a while. Ha ha.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 morris stay out of the basement from now on before "someone else" does you another "favor" and someone gets hurt
Robert Morris Jan 16 Thanks, America.
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 no thank you for not giving a damn about the safety of your neighbors a*****e
Robert Morris Jan 16 You know what, you're right. I should have asked you guys if you were ok. I didn't start this s**t but I should still be worried about you.
Robert Morris Jan 16 So? Is everything and everyone ok?
AMERICA JONES Jan 16 a little late but yeah its fine no thanks to you
Robert Morris Jan 16 I'm glad no one was hurt. Sorry I didn't ask first.
Messages with Mimsy
Mimsy Kercher Mar 3 Has anyone informed you of the Sahara mission that occurred in May of last year, on which the attending Hunters met and spoke with Death?
AMERICA JONES Mar 3 no we can speak with death like death or death like death division
Mimsy Kercher Mar 3 Death himself, standing in the Sahara in all of his tall, pale splendor.
Mimsy Kercher Mar 3 It is a lengthy recounting, and brevity is not one of my strengths. Will this medium be acceptable, or would you prefer another?
AMERICA JONES Mar 3 lets meet up if its ok
Mimsy Kercher Mar 3 Certainly. My schedule is flexible and can accommodate you. My preference is any day before 20:00. I will bring my surviving notes.
AMERICA JONES Mar 3 awesome i will see you soon
AMERICA JONES Mar 4 okay come to my treehouse at noon today ill bring lunch
AMERICA JONES Mar 4 also my treehouse is the old jungle sentry post location point #17
Mimsy Kercher Mar 4 All right. I will meet you shortly.
------------- AMERICA JONES i never left a kid and harrison has a point that this place is pretty dangerous but i think things are improving and getting better too if youd want this to be a place where kids n normal folk could live then its just a matter of making this a good n safe place for them Aug 15
Dr. Mimsy K. Morris I agree - the improvements have been somewhat gradual, but each is tremendous in its own right. I have mentioned my interest in the refurbishment of the school, but if you should require any assistance in projects that would improve the quality of the island in this way, please contact me. Aug 15
Dr. Mimsy K. Morris Did you experience an existence with children as well? Aug 15
AMERICA JONES ill be sure to smile and yes i did Aug 15
Dr. Mimsy K. Morris I am sorry. ----------
Dr. Mimsy Morris I hope that I have not upset you. It was not my intention to do so, if I have. My emotional investments are few, and my defense of them can elicit ill-mannered reactions that are not well considered. Dec 1
AMERICA JONES its okay i know you two got a lot of sharp words and feelings pointed at each other i thought he was talking like that about not having kids and that upset me a lot but he meant a science thing and that still isnt okay but thats different Dec 1
Dr. Mimsy Morris I see. I understand. I am sorry nonetheless. It is my failure to achieve the hopes which I was once wholly capable of achieving that creates such difficulty in accepting that I hope for something that I cannot ever achieve through normal, human means. Dec 1
AMERICA JONES do you ever get mad at other yous that managed it i hate mine Dec 1
Dr. Mimsy Morris Yes. I envy and resent them. It is difficult to presume that I can be capable of believing I have done anything correctly, having seen them. And though I inexhaustibly identify and calculate the variables of change between our universes, I can find no solution for us. Dec 1
AMERICA JONES sometimes it feels like the problem that needs solving is me and the person i am and i hate that too Dec 1
Dr. Mimsy Morris While I do feel similarly, and am troubled by the knowledge that I am simply incapable of truly being ideal--the problem is not you. In fact, you are the only constant within the equation. All other variables may change, and not all will result in the output of a universe with children. In the absence of you, the equation has no existence in any capacity. This removes the presence of all negative values, but removes the presence of the positive as well. I am grateful for the positive results of my present equation. It is a positive value higher than I ever would have otherwise achieved. It is worth this positive despite the knowledge that I can produce no offspring and have married a man who wants to be a father. Dec 1
AMERICA JONES thank you i only understood bout half probably but i think i needed to hear that half from somebody who understands it like you do Dec 1
Dr. Mimsy Morris I regret that you are also experiencing this. I cannot claim to be skilled with comfort, but I will offer what support I can. You are welcome in our home at any time, and I am available by any method of contact otherwise.
Messages with Cass
Cassandra Hasan So what would I have to bribe you with to potentially part with some of that study information you've been gathering...
AMERICA JONES Jan 27 o well depends on what you want it for could be free if you and your fella are looking for another fella to play around with wink
Cassandra Hasan Jan 27 Oh no no no, I'm looking for more uh..personal information for intel purposes.
AMERICA JONES Jan 27 what sort of intel purposes
Cassandra Hasan Jan 27 Pretty sure I'm being asked to gather up how to properly destroy everybody's soul but not in those words.
AMERICA JONES Jan 27 are you bullshitting right now
Cassandra Hasan Jan 27 Yes. I'm just filling out general profiles to help with my specialization and I know a lot of people aren't willing to -
Cassandra Hasan Jan 27 see a counselor just because of pre-island-life stuff
AMERICA JONES Jan 27 ok ill keep that in mind and send them at you if they seem breaky or in need of feelings stuff no charge
Cassandra Hasan Jan 27 Beautiful, I appreciate it
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Messages with Leslie
For Real
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 thank you for the thing
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 are you doing alright
Leslie King Miller Apr 6 its weird mostly
Leslie King Miller Apr 6 was that seriously just big shared dream s**t
Leslie King Miller Apr 6 was none of it real or true
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 i think it was pretty real the past stuff was for me at least and being there with you guys was real and true
Leslie King Miller Apr 6 I wish it hadnt been no offense I just didn't want to see it again
Leslie King Miller Apr 6 thanks for not being... Whatever ur pretty cool and s**t
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 damn right
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 im glad you were there even if it was bad or maybe because i dont know youre cool too and also the offer stands
Leslie King Miller Apr 6 may take u up on it
JSYK
AMERICA JONES Apr 9 im going to die taym gave me a whole cake and i ate it and passed out i still have booze though did you adopt mccowboy
Leslie King Miller Apr 9 why r u even telling me what do i care
Leslie King Miller Apr 9 also yes
AMERICA JONES Apr 9 you dont have to care because im bragging smile
AMERICA JONES Apr 9 hes alright i met him in game
Leslie King Miller Apr 9 he wants booze if u feel like giving a hick some charity
Leslie King Miller Apr 9 cowboy that is
AMERICA JONES Apr 9 yeah tell him a beautiful glorious savior is on her way
Room to grow
Leslie King Miller Jul 1 i live upstairs now but i kept my room down there just in case but its empty
Leslie King Miller Jul 1 cos i didnt want 2 ruin s**t if it flooded again
Leslie King Miller Jul 1 but dont let any filthy jews or faggots take my room its mine
Leslie King Miller Jul 1 im not done with it yet
Leslie King Miller Jul 1 since ur like the president of the place or watever
AMERICA JONES 24h what are you gonna do with it are you gonna drop people down your big old hole
AMERICA JONES 24h damn right im prez
AMERICA JONES 24h are you gonna use it for kinky s**t should i have a door added
AMERICA JONES 22h whod you scam a room off of anyway
AMERICA JONES 22h youve been around a lot less lately is it the room or something else did you find a secret hiding spot or are you finally doing mist stuff
Leslie King Miller 16h no i dont kno but its mine so people can ******** off and eat s**t
Leslie King Miller 16h u wanna kno who i got it from ill tell u:
Leslie King Miller 16h someone
Leslie King Miller 16h also yeah im like being productive because the infirmary has """potential"" or watever thompson says
AMERICA JONES 13h thats just wasteful you find something to do with it or ill make sure it becomes the gay orgy dungeon room
AMERICA JONES 13h oh someone huh
AMERICA JONES 13h did you get a sugar momma
AMERICA JONES 13h oh goin after the dream huh biggrin
AMERICA JONES 13h good that version of you was pretty cool
Leslie King Miller 11h jesus ******** christ dont u ******** dare
Leslie King Miller 11h no i didnt just someone moved theres a few empty rooms upstairs now
Leslie King Miller 11h bitches getting promoted and dying and s**t
Leslie King Miller 11h i want to do something with it i just dont know what you ve seen the stuff i have
Leslie King Miller 11h its not a lot
AMERICA JONES 11h well im sure a sunnier room will do you some good and go right well with your sunny-filled work shes so scary good luck with that
Leslie King Miller 11h shes a huge ******** scary b***h
Leslie King Miller 11h jesus christ does she ever have a good day
Leslie King Miller 11h or r these her good daysconfused??
AMERICA JONES 11h and if you dont want any dicks touching in your room you best be thinking about what youre gonna do with it
Leslie King Miller 11h but theres a life dude who lets me do work besides chart writing that im bad at and bedpans that are ******** foul
Leslie King Miller 11h dont you ******** dare
AMERICA JONES 11h oh is he hot
Leslie King Miller 11h i will ******** fight you
Leslie King Miller 11h the ********? i dont know im not a f*****t
Leslie King Miller 11h hes tall u can find him urself
AMERICA JONES 11h whats his name
Leslie King Miller 11h green hair like a laffy taffy leprechaun
Leslie King Miller 11h jack
AMERICA JONES 11h oh man mr jolly green giant himself wow
AMERICA JONES 11h hes good in a fight but ive heard he has a thing about choking people so if he puts his hands around your throat be ready to punch his d**k
Name Calling
AMERICA JONES WHY ARE YOU CALLED ME NAMES 48m
Leslie King Miller r u ******** crazy all i said is that u bring me lunch 48m
Leslie King Miller BCUZ U DO 47m
AMERICA JONES TAYM SAID YOU CALLED ME RETARDED 46m
Leslie King Miller oh well yeah if u ran in a hurricane AND HIM WITH U then the shoe fits and ur a retard and so is he for the ******** record ur both retards maybe a downie will marry the two of u 43m
AMERICA JONES EXCUSE ME BUT IM A PRIME ******** BADASS WHO IS WILLING TO TEST HERSELF TO THE LIMITS IN EXTREME CONDITIONS IM SORRY YOU ARENT ON MY LEVEL BUT DONT CALL ME NAMES that doesnt even make sense and it was that cute mouse lady that married my n him okay and taym just ran after me because hes worrier that blows things out of proportion but i would have been fine anyway 39m
Leslie King Miller ok, retard who tests herself 2 the limit in hurricanes 38m
Leslie King Miller also wow thompson is ******** whipped huh one of the last things he said 2 me was "i cant stop her from doing anything" i guess thats true if he cant stop u from being tard who runs in disaster weather NEWAY he also didnt say it was u just that he was running in the hurricane and i assumed it was him shoulda known it was cos he cant keep it in his pants not that theres anything wrong with him not bein able 2 for u because ur hot as ******** but also crazy as ******** it looks like is it just a thing all redheads r 35m
AMERICA JONES i appreciate your good taste and forgive your untrue name calling its good to know he understand whos boss of me though 34m
Leslie King Miller but i still think ur a retard i didnt say i was sorry 4 that 33m
AMERICA JONES i really enjoyed that ******** hurricane too i hope we get another 33m
Leslie King Miller maybe the next one will sweep u away into the ocean so you can get tentacle raped thats a thing apparently thanx infirmary 32m
AMERICA JONES hello i took you down there the first time if anyones getting a tentacle up their honeypot its you with your big booty 32m
Leslie King Miller AMERICA jesus christ 31m
AMERICA JONES uh huh you know im right and im gonna pinch it next time i see you 29m
Leslie King Miller ok enjoy ur purple nurple after that 28m
AMERICA JONES almost as much as the wet willy ill be giving you after
Matchmaker Matchmaker
Leslie King Miller god how do u even handle being away 4 so long it really is just the worst this outpost is a snore fest not even a scary wall of death 2 worry about only building s**t Aug 30
AMERICA JONES mine is cool theres all these traps and a ******** secret maze and im a total badass as usual well youll get your moon creds in as a mistie at least Aug 30
Leslie King Miller u r so full of urself ******** crazy redheads i donno why so many got a fever 4 them Aug 30
Leslie King Miller Ya tru its just boring laying bricks forever they told me what the building is gonna b but I forget looks like Aug 30
Leslie King Miller an aquarium maybe lots of tanks n s**t bit im working on the outside s**t Aug 30
AMERICA JONES i cant help other peoples good taste oh that sounds fun! Aug 30
Leslie King Miller u got a ******** idea of fun America but at least the food is decent and the weather isnt s**t I'm not gonna burn like toast Aug 30
AMERICA JONES cute toast what are the other hunters like any hotties Aug 30
Leslie King Miller im not cute u stop that s**t also meh there's a guy here whos decent enough I guess and agreed 2 go on a date with abbi Aug 30
AMERICA JONES omg are you playing wingman to that cutie pie does he have nice abs do you have pics Aug 30
Leslie King Miller its a long ******** story I cant tell but I owe her like three dates like some sort of date genie, s**t Aug 30
AMERICA JONES omfg that sounds adorable Aug 30
Leslie King Miller ugh no I dont know and no im not asking him for any that's faggoty as ******** well if u know any dudes she doesnt know well let me know cos I got two down one 2 go Aug 30
AMERICA JONES dylon is pretty great and i hear av guy dwight is pretty nice scooter could also use a nice girl in his life but he needs training Aug 30
Leslie King Miller she knows dylon I will ask him whos scooter Aug 30
AMERICA JONES mark Aug 30
Leslie King Miller no ******** way 22h
AMERICA JONES awww but hes cute under all that stuff some girls like a fixer upper 22h
Leslie King Miller answer is still a ******** no 22h
AMERICA JONES theres also al and its probably too soon still for melvin and theres jerry who is back 22h
Leslie King Miller maybe no and ******** no
News
Leslie King Miller so uknow howu wer e in the imfry me2 Oct 11
AMERICA JONES Omw Oct 11
Invitations
Leslie King Miller need 2 reck s**t got a place besides ur house Oct 14
AMERICA JONES were taking out the lockers in the school if you want to tear things apart there is also a big old house on the south end of town grey with white trim and theres a ******** of windows only partially broken in and lots of shitty furniture if you go to the school stay out of the basement Oct 14
Leslie King Miller cool if you want to tear s**t up with me thatd be cool to i guess Oct 14
AMERICA JONES yeah i could use it
Messages with Maebe
Danger Danger
AMERICA JONES 8h hey just a heads up jan is an a*****e con man so dont put too much faith in what he says just backread his twitter youll see
Maebe Grace Bertrand 59m I took the time to backread as much as I could. Not sure what I was looking for. Is this because he's a homophobe?
Maebe Grace Bertrand 58m Though. I know we don't know each other very well, but I get the feeling you know me enough to know I don't have faith in anyone.
Maebe Grace Bertrand 58m So if I'm missing something, at least there's that.
AMERICA JONES 47m no its more the part where hes a scumbag opprotunist
AMERICA JONES 45m great in bed
AMERICA JONES 44m but thats the extent of his worth as a human being
Maebe Grace Bertrand 44m Oh. Well. That works out for me then, that's all I was counting on him for.
Maebe Grace Bertrand 43m If it makes you feel any better,
Maebe Grace Bertrand 42m I'm better.
AMERICA JONES 34m wink
Maebe Grace Bertrand 30m Maybe you could let me come over and prove it some time. I'd really like to.
AMERICA JONES 5m wed have to be quiet in my room and somehow i dont think either of us will be
AMERICA JONES 4m how do you like the beach
Maebe Grace Bertrand 1m I love the beach. I'll bring a big towel.
Splainin to do
AMERICA JONES when youre feeling better we should talk so i can explain stuff 22h
Maebe Grace Bertrand Id love to. Gonna be hung over tomorrow. Maybe day after? 22h
AMERICA JONES sure thing miss may be
Missus
AMERICA JONES going off base for a month be sure to remind obadiah when hes being a stupid a*****e and kiss your honeys because i never got that birthday threesome so thatll have to do Aug 12
Maebe Grace Bertrand Haha, will do on all counts. Be safe. I guess I'll kind of miss you but let's not tell anybody. It'll be our secret that I have the ability to miss anyone at all. Aug 12
AMERICA JONES damnrightyoushouldmissme.jpg Aug 12
Funogamy for all!
Maebe Grace Bertrand Do you and Taym practice monogamy? Feb 15
AMERICA JONES yeah we do bit new for me to choose it but its not what id expected Feb 15
Maebe Grace Bertrand Which one of you requested it first? Feb 15
AMERICA JONES he did kinda well like you know about the sharing thing and him turning down living with me thing well the house thing was me offering that but hed thought it was something else i guess it was like something he wanted but couldnt bring himself to request because i guess he thought id say no or didnt have the right to even ask Feb 15
AMERICA JONES but i knew id have to be for us to be together without him deciding it was a bad idea every month and breaking up with me all the time so we cleared that up and then we were all monogamous having Feb 15
Maebe Grace Bertrand Yes, I figured it would be him. I didn't realize it until it was too late, but apparently I was the one who asked for monogamy with them. Feb 15
AMERICA JONES he treats it sometimes like im giving up on things and missing out on things but i dont feel that way at all i dont think theres anything wrong with it or that its a sacrifice and i dont think its wrong that youd want that miss may be Feb 15
Maebe Grace Bertrand I do. It was a mistake. I'm just glad we rectified it. Feb 15
AMERICA JONES all sorts of different relationships and they work their own ways but are you going to miss it Feb 16
Maebe Grace Bertrand No. Feb 16
AMERICA JONES i would are you happy Feb 16
Maebe Grace Bertrand Was I ever? Feb 16
AMERICA JONES when i think of you i like to imagine so but that may be just my own wishing where you at miss may be Feb 16
Maebe Grace Bertrand It is. Keep wishing. At least in your head there's a version of me that's happy. Heading back to my room. Feb 16
AMERICA JONES can i visit a bit you got me worried now and itd be good to see your face Feb 16
Maebe Grace Bertrand I keep doing that. Of course you can visit.
fronds
AMERICA JONES omg hes so cute 1h 1 hour ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Yeah. 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES what are you two even talking about are you guys friendly friends again instead of unfriendly friends 1h 1 hour ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I don't think the word friend ever applied to us. He messaged me by accident. Thought he was messaging pey. 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES ugh he gets so shy he must be back to admitting he likes you 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES even if it was a bloop im glad you guys are talking again 1h 1 hour ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I wouldn't say we're talking again. We talked. I think that's all there was to it. A bloop would be a good way to describe it. 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES sad was he being an a*****e 1h 1 hour ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I don't feel comfortable calling your boyfriend an a*****e to your face, America. 1h 1 hour ago
AMERICA JONES but he is one like a lot so dont worry about that cause im pretty sure thats either like a kinda yes or a hella yes 59m 59 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES whats a good free day for you miss may be i got a mission over the weekend but id like to make dinner for you some time im not a super fancy cook gotta say but if you tell me what you like ill practice it biggrin 50m 50 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I don't know if that's such a good idea right now, things are a little weird for me. I don't want to make them weird for you too. 44m 44 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES well whats a better thing for weird than a nice slice of normal might not help all that much but itll give you a little break 42m 42 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I think my weirdness is directly proportional to high levels of normalcy. So probably not. 37m 37 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES oh 37m 37 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES he was the same and wouldnt visit for months so just consider the offer open okay smile 36m 36 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I'm not surprised. I wish I was. 35m 35 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES but tell me your favorite meal anyway just in case you come by one day 34m 34 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Fancy, fast, or home cooking? 33m 33 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES home cooking of course ;D 32m 32 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Roasted chicken and potatoes are always nice. And pie. 23m 23 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES nice n classic as ******** what kind of pie 22m 22 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Cherry. 17m 17 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES well thats what well have then whenever youre ready 14m 14 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand You're sweet. I wish I'd snapped you up before Taym got his beard hairs all twisted up with you. My loss. 13m 13 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES im a pretty great girlfriend gotta say but im a good girly friend if you ever want one about 10m 10 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand You always have been.
s**t talk
Maebe Grace Bertrand I wouldn't put it past Lawr to sleep with his relatives. Mar 23
AMERICA JONES hes pretty vain like that im surprised he doesnt like mik just cause the resemblance Mar 23
Maebe Grace Bertrand Oh God, gross. Mar 23
Mission Implausible
Maebe Grace Bertrand Pssssst. Do you think Dawson's dead. 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES naw him and the blonde guy seem like hella bros and im guessing the big danger with chel is heartbreak so they probs just teasin him kinda wanna peek in though gotta say 2h 2 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand After that picture, I do too.
Maebe Grace Bertrand They're holding him ransom for beer. You have any more of yours left? We could pool our resources. Haha. Pool. 56m 53 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES gotta a bunch of cold ones in my fridge smile 49m 46 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Should we do this stealthy style, or just announce our intentions? 49m 46 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES maybe we could like leave a beer bottle out for them and then another a little further off and keep doing it until we trap them too then weve kidnapped the kidnappers and then weve won and can boss them around and make them wear funny hats 44m 41 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Can we please do this. I have never wanted to do anything more in my life. 43m 39 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES yes we better prepare lock n load may be 41m 38 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Okay where is the end, where are we trapping them? My room? Or some other room in the basement? Probably that one huh. 41m 38 minutes ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Bring the beer over to my place and we'll sneak down together. 39m 36 minutes ago
AMERICA JONES okay ill sneak over real quiet like so no one gets suspicious
Winner Winner
Maebe Grace Bertrand I'd like to take you up on that offer for dinner some time, when you're free. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES really?! Mar 26
Maebe Grace Bertrand Yes. I would really appreciate it. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES whens a good day you wanna bring any guests or just have a good me n you time Mar 26
Maebe Grace Bertrand No guests, just us. Any day is fine. The sooner, the better. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES then come by saturday and ill cook you a good dinner ive practiced! Mar 26
Maebe Grace Bertrand I'll be there with bells on. Mar 26
Maebe Grace Bertrand Why is Chel being such a b***h to him? Mar 26
AMERICA JONES from twitter s**t i think like he liked chel but then she got with jack and i guess jack knew he liked chel? and like rubs it in and is a jerk about it a lot and chel kinda cheers it on sad Mar 26
Maebe Grace Bertrand I know he liked Chel. But why is she being a b***h to him right now? She wanted to be friends. This isn't how you treat a friend. Or anyone you don't dislike. Mar 26
Maebe Grace Bertrand Even her own cousin thinks so. Mar 26
AMERICA JONES i dont know her so well so i dont know but maybe dawson surprised her there so shes talking s**t to not seem all surprised? Mar 26
Maebe Grace Bertrand I thought she was okay. Rough around the edges, but at least she was honest. Now I just want to punch her in the face. Oh, huh. Mar 26
Picking n Choosing
Maebe Grace Bertrand Help, who else should I pick. Mar 28
AMERICA JONES get harrison hes good at sports we play baseball all the time and taym if you cant maybe im a little biased but hes sneaky and fast okay and pey is a ******** bruiser okay molly if you can have you ever fought molly jesus wept or nora if we get molly or nora one is bound to bring cupcakes ok dylons also really ******** athletic as im sure you know ;D Mar 28
AMERICA JONES oh dang he got snatched up but thats okay if this is shirts vs skins then were winning either way Mar 28
Maebe Grace Bertrand Do you know how to play football? Mar 28
AMERICA JONES helllz yeah Mar 28
AMERICA JONES sorry i forgot about his big h8on for rep for like two seconds i might even get lectured later wish me luck sad Mar 28
Maebe Grace Bertrand Christ almighty this man. How do you even do it. Mar 28
AMERICA JONES he loves me so he has to deal with me being friendly with people he hates and i love him so i can deal with him being mad about it Mar 28
Crushing
Maebe Grace Bertrand Please don't tell anyone, I mean, the point of the question is to admit something embarrassing and I'm fine with that, but. I don't think I knew what the word crush even meant before this ridiculously awkward situation going on with Dawson, so That's probably as close as me and the word crush will ever get. But let's just let that information die in a slow burning fire, as it should. 20h 20 hours ago
AMERICA JONES omg thats the cutest ******** thing ill keep it zipped 20h 19 hours ago
AMERICA JONES so is it a lovey crush or like a friend crush or what 20h 19 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I don't know what crushes are, I don't understand them. It's just a weird energy. I can tell that I need him around. Nothing like, sexual is going to happen. 19h 19 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i guess theyre like appreciating someone in a way that more than like "yeah he could get it" not in love but maybe like the prequel where maybe the sequel will 19h 19 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I tried to get with him. He turned me down. So I should have just dropped it, but I can't. He makes me better. 19h 19 hours ago
AMERICA JONES be a romance or friendventure or a documentary where you dont know them personally but youre a big fan for life or maybe its something sad theres a lot worse people you could hold a touch for than a good guy who obviously cares about you torch smile 19h 19 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I think that's probably why He's the kind of guy who deserves to be crushed on. But, I know where I was going before he came around and now I know I'm not going down that road. So if I had to use a word to describe him It's be important. It'd* God maybe I'm finally getting tired. 19h 19 hours ago
AMERICA JONES smile good work meabes heart 19h 19 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Yeah it's been working overtime lately, huh. 19h 19 hours ago
AMERICA JONES youve got good taste 19h 19 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I think so, too. This was a proper truth or dare round. I think I can try sleeping now. 19h 19 hours ago
AMERICA JONES have nice dreams 19h 19 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand You too, you beautiful warthog. 19h 19 hours ago
Bad rep-utation
Maebe Grace Bertrand He's a good guy, but sometimes I seriously question Dawson's judgement. 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES hes stand up alright some folks though need someone elses mess to help with when i told him the situation with me lawr n horace he got real upset nobody asked him to help his friend was wager to tell me i should rely on him for other sorts of problems too cause were friends 5h 5 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand But the way he reaches out to Rep of all people. 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES and hes not whole wrong but i think some of thats for him as much as helping a friend reps like its hard just ignoring him for me and ive known him longer and drawn fire daily from him n others each time i try dawsons probly got it worse 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES hell either take more care or keep getting his hand bitten or slapped away both are a bit sad sad that said what about you hun 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES bit of a change of tune from you did rep do something to you when you went to go hug the drunk 4h 4 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand No. I can tolerate him fine. I just don't want Dawson getting involved with someone like that. I've never liked Rep, but he's good for a laugh, and harmless to me. 4h 4 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Taym thinks I'm ******** up for tolerating someone who's that awful. Maybe he was right. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i dont think tolerating a person is that much better than ignoring them gotta say 4h 4 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand Really? Taym made me out to be just as bad as Rep, just because I tolerate him. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES dawsons gonna get involved with a whole lotta bad people here tayms a good man but hes not always right 4h 4 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I worry too much about him. Dawson. Not Taym. Good Lord, I do not worry about Taym. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES i do enough of that for a dozen people no worry 4h 4 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand I don't have a lot of caring in me to hand out. It's a very limited resource. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES im glad you worry about him but dont work yourself up too much just keep an eye out and ask him to text you at a certain time to make sure hes ok 4h 4 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand
If I care too much about him, I might stop caring about someone else I care about. I have to be careful balancing. I just used the word care a lot 4h 4 hours ago
Maebe Grace Bertrand My battery just ran out, I need to go vomit to make up for it. 4h 4 hours ago
AMERICA JONES sad
Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 9:31 am
Messages with Peyton
Necessary Girl Time
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 Hey are you okay?
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 i am now its been a bad few days with bad things but im alive and planning to stay that way
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 Do you need someone to talk to? Or something to do to take your mind off things?
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 Or a hug?
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 definitely some hugs biggrin
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 I can for sure deliver some hugs! And congrats on the promotion!
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 thank you smile
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 One of these days we should do a sleep over but with just. Gorky bonding and what not.
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 how bout the night before our day out you mind if we leave early by the by i want to get a scar covered
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 Yeah, we can leave early. Make a day of it. I don't mind. Covered like tattoo?
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 yeah dont know what im getting ill probably just ask for something extra pretty
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 Is it a small scar? Could get Division symbol.
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 its in the center of my chest not small but not huge either i ended up transferring and it makes me happy and really sad both
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 Where did you go? D=
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 im in moon now smile still nakama just want to be able to protect more and make sure theres a home to come back to
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 I think that's a really good fit for you!
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 smile
AMERICA JONES Mar 12 so what kind of pizza do you want for sleepover then
Peyton Creedy Mar 12 I like pepperoni =)
Dreaming / Waking
Peyton Creedy Apr 6 <3
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 fun wife <3
Peyton Creedy Apr 6 You looked a little shaken, you holding up okay?
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 doing okay yeah just a lot of s**t sad
Peyton Creedy Apr 6 Very emotionally taxing, yes. If you need a good hug after the meeting, you know I am always there for you.
AMERICA JONES Apr 6 thank you smile
AMERICA JONES 6h are YOU okay though i was distracted most if it but there seemed to be a thing
Peyton Creedy 6h Yes and no. Wonderland didn't really mess me up but my sister Just stepped out of a pod without a weapon bond
AMERICA JONES 6h jesus did you know she was in there
Peyton Creedy 6h No, I had no idea
AMERICA JONES 6h god that must be a lot to take in for both of you if you need anything at all im here pey
Peyton Creedy 5h She thought I was. They had a funeral for me. I feel really guilty for putting them through that after Everything with my mom
Peyton Creedy 5h I knew I'd be out of their lives, but I think I just thought that meant run away, not faked death
AMERICA JONES 5h its damn hard i try to separate then and now and just figure done is done but this place keeps making it harder
AMERICA JONES 5h i cant even imagine how it must feel though to have her here ******** bittersweet as all hell
Peyton Creedy 5h I love my sister, she was everything to me. I thought leaving meant she's have a better life , but it didn't
AMERICA JONES 5h from what i was told our people are a bit safer with us gone
AMERICA JONES 5h but if you think anybodys life is better without you in it think again because youre so ******** wrong
AMERICA JONES 5h and if you carry anything from this carry that with you and never forget >sad
Peyton Creedy 5h I didn't think there lives would improve because I was gone, so much as only having one daughter to take care of would relieve some -
Peyton Creedy 5h of the emotional and financial strain on my father. They wouldn't have to move anyone, She could finish out high school, maybe even college
AMERICA JONES 5h and you were wrong because losing someone never makes anything easier but 20/20 and all youre taking her right with the babysitting thing
AMERICA JONES 5h you want me to bring anything over like her favourite food or whatever to make things comfier
Peyton Creedy 5h I'm not letting her out of my sight so long as she's awake. And Yeah, maybe. I'd love if you got a meet her. She's even smaller than me.
AMERICA JONES 5h omg
Peyton Creedy 5h I know, right? Small and blonde runs in the family. I mean look at Otto before the growth spurt
Peyton Creedy 5h jfc Otto. I gotta introduce them. And I still need to talk to Jude. He's apparently my cousin too.
AMERICA JONES 5h omg i am laughing so hard yall need a reunion party with matching shirts and everything
Peyton Creedy 4h 8|
Peyton Creedy 3h I'm not sure how I'm gunna handle it if she has to go back in that pod.
Peyton Creedy 3h Or ********. What if she can't? And there is no weapon to bond to?
AMERICA JONES 3h then well work on weaponization and getting tablets until we find hers
Peyton Creedy 3h You're the best. I hope you know that. Moon Wife <3
AMERICA JONES 3h damn right <3
Talkin' Bout Boys
AMERICA JONES 9h tell noah to make you food to help with the sads that way he has something productive to do to help and you get snacks
AMERICA JONES 9h how you doing
Peyton Creedy 6h I'm doing better than I was, but I'm also still campin out in his room and don't really want to sleep alone :/
Peyton Creedy 6h I should ask if he know how to cook
AMERICA JONES 6h i dont blame you i hate sleeping alone so glad kon got over the touch thing noah looks like a good cuddle too
AMERICA JONES 6h if he doesnt get him to learn boys need training like that
Peyton Creedy 5h I'm glad to see kon connecting with people, after why happened with mimsy. And I didn't mind sleeping alone so much for a long time
Peyton Creedy 5h Being here got me over having Astrid crawling into my bed, but after having her here...
Peyton Creedy 5h If he can't cook maybe I am send him Kon's way to learn.
Peyton Creedy 5h When you said sex and cake, is you mean with taym?
AMERICA JONES 5h konstantins a good teacher hes been teaching me russian
AMERICA JONES 4h yeah taym its always so touch and go with him but im happy i could have that before he left
Peyton Creedy 3h And let us hope he doesn't get all moody and distant now
Peyton Creedy 3h You know a few months ago I would have been really jealous, but now I'm both happy for my friends and worried over him going on this trip
AMERICA JONES 3h hell probably find something to sulk about soon enough but id prefer two months of his surliness to away in that desert with lawrence sad
AMERICA JONES 3h was that what that was i thought you were talkin boobs to be honest
Peyton Creedy 2h Me too @ sulky jerkass. I'm really not ready for him to leave. Since waking up I've only spent maybe a month without him there.
Peyton Creedy 2h Lol. No, not boobs. Not that yours aren't enviable. I had/have very strong feelings for taym, though they've cooled away from romantic
Peyton Creedy 2h It did and didn't help knowing it would have been a disaster.
AMERICA JONES 2h hes a good friend and that explains some things one day i need to tell you about when i tried to play matchmaker with him and konstantin
AMERICA JONES 2h disasters have their own appeal
Peyton Creedy 2h Omg you did not try to hook him up with a man.
Peyton Creedy 2h They do, but...I would rather have him as my friend, than not in my life at all, or us resenting each other.
Peyton Creedy 2h And it would have gone down that road, because I can't give him what he's want, and he can't give me what I'd want.
Peyton Creedy 2h You know I've never had sex, right? I've been told sex isn't a huge deal, and I've got memories of an alternate reality where I slept aroun
Peyton Creedy 2h I know it's not a huge thing anymore, but there's nothing wrong with wanting to walk away from that experience with good memories
AMERICA JONES 2h i totally did so im not too worried about him getting resentful at me because that seems to be the default plus i know for sure
AMERICA JONES 2h im not his miss longterm which is ok because i dont think im ready for such for a good few years
AMERICA JONES 1h sex is as big a deal as you make it i LOVE sex so its a big deal to me though maybe not in the same way so i agree you should have good
AMERICA JONES 1h memories and an experience you enjoyed not just the first time but every time
AMERICA JONES 1h (if you pick noah for that i think hes a really sweet choice and i hope you boss him around a bit)
Peyton Creedy 1h Have I mentioned lately how glad I am that you're here? <3 (I'm leaning in that direction, but we haven't talked much about it.)
Peyton Creedy 1h I'm trying not to boss him around too much. =/ I already sort of wear t pants in the relationship.
AMERICA JONES 1h oh i bet you do and look cute as ******** in them too
Peyton Creedy 1h I prefer daisy dukes to pants, but you're damn right I do.
AMERICA JONES 58m with those legs i should ******** hope so
Peyton Creedy 56m They are my best feature. No boobs, but killer legs.
AMERICA JONES 50m ill be the boobs n you be the legs like one of milos geek things well become the ultimate woman and men everywhere will bow to our power
AMERICA JONES 50m (though they should anyway really)
Peyton Creedy 48m (Yes they should.) I like the way you think, Moon-wife.
Peyton Creedy 47m Your Russian made me cake.
AMERICA JONES 45m oh god did he really hes so adorable when he bakes was he wearing the apron did he have flour all over what kind of cake
Peyton Creedy 32m He was covered in flour when I got there. He really is incredibly nice.
AMERICA JONES 24m yes hes the best really i feel so lucky whenever i think about our silly a** spar that ended up with him becoming part of my life
Peyton Creedy 23m It's funny, how the people that mean the most just sort of fall into your life.
AMERICA JONES 21m sometimes its enough to make me believe in fate (but just a little because im still the boss of me ok ******** destiny)
Peyton Creedy 5m Karma maybe, instead of fate.
AMERICA JONES 4m yes its true we deserve nice things and people
Peyton Creedy 3m For as much as we suffer at times, we definitely deserve the good that falls into our laps.
Sahara Makes U Hot Like Burning
Peyton Creedy 7h You missed the party, but be thankful you did. I'm in the hospital sitting next to noah's bed. He's got 2nd/3rd degree burns.
AMERICA JONES 7h dang what kinda party was it
Peyton Creedy 7h We thought it was going to be titan clean up. Pretty standard. We ended up in the Sahara.
AMERICA JONES 7h did it get the hair is he a baldy bald head now
AMERICA JONES 7h christ
AMERICA JONES 7h theres titans in the sahara now
Peyton Creedy 7h Got swallowed by a massive sand worm, like star wars s**t, There was dead bodies, and blood and bile... And bugs. ******** bugs.
AMERICA JONES 7h its a big desert at least hopefully they bypassed the idiotic a*****e who decided to go there for two months
Peyton Creedy 7h He's not bald, but it's a lot shorter.
AMERICA JONES 7h gross
Peyton Creedy 7h I hope so, but I'm more worried now than I was, having been there.
AMERICA JONES 7h yeah from what i hear its always bugs over there
Peyton Creedy 7h Mark got us out of the worm, but these moon hunters stationed out there had to scan everyone. Some were quarantined, noah included.
Peyton Creedy 7h They ******** fire bombed whatever was infecting them out. Burned it out. They're all burned to s**t, and in the ******** hospital.
AMERICA JONES 7h yeah i was there last year it was really really bad they turned people into creepy puppets and then giant ones spat acid at us
AMERICA JONES 7h quarantine is smart gotta say and scooter is good people thought fire is pretty extreme it did help last time
AMERICA JONES 7h torches seems a pretty safe bet when going there
Peyton Creedy 7h I under stand the necessity, but you should see them. It hurts to look at them. They'll heal, but jfc, burns are just awful.
AMERICA JONES 7h are you okay getting eaten by a giant worm sounds mostly just gross and youre tough as s**t but still
Peyton Creedy May 9 We all got eaten. It was gross. I was pretty shaky for a little bit, but seem to be fine now.
Sahara Situation
AMERICA JONES 2h you really wind scotland up over the smallest things its pretty amazing gotta say
AMERICA JONES 2h also when was the last message you got from taym dated
Peyton Creedy 2h 21 days ago =/ before he left. He doesn't send me as many messages as he used to.
Peyton Creedy 2h And Yes, Rep is a delicate flower and easily riled
Peyton Creedy 57m Correction. Most recent Taym text is today. What is going on?
AMERICA JONES 40m was it at all suspicious like it might not be him? lawrence (aka jan) said taym lost his phone and not to trust messages but things are
AMERICA JONES 40m looking suspicious as ******** Creedy 29m NO, it sounded like him. But it sounded.. like.. I dunno
Peyton Creedy 29m I got bad vibes. Not bad "someone else has his phone", but "Something is wrong"
AMERICA JONES 29m yeah thats
AMERICA JONES 28m the past two weeks he sent messages that sounded like last words
AMERICA JONES 27m it seems likes hes been about to die more than once
AMERICA JONES 27m which gotta say i ******** warned him what that place was like
AMERICA JONES 26m but now lawrence is saying he rescued taym and taking selfies with him which is bullshit
AMERICA JONES 26m and the message i got from taym this week didnt make a lot of sense and he sent konstantin a last words message too now
AMERICA JONES 25m im gonna go there next time they have a supplies drop and see for my ******** self
Peyton Creedy 14m If there is a sign up for this, I would like to go too.
Peyton Creedy 14m I wouldn't believe for a second that Taym would willingly buddy up with Lawr, that makes no sense. Something weird must be happening.
AMERICA JONES 12m yeah taym fell for his bullshit once id like to think he wouldnt again
AMERICA JONES 12m ill let you know
Peyton Creedy 11m Tricks aside, he knows how much you hate Lawr
Peyton Creedy 10m And he cares for you a lot. He wouldn't do that to you.
AMERICA JONES 7m hes in the ******** sahara and it was a volunteer mission pey that he got offered because he starves himself
AMERICA JONES 6m he doesnt care for himself more than hell ever care for me
Peyton Creedy 3m That is a typically stubborn taym thing to do. Just, on a really large, and horrifying scale..
Peyton Creedy 3m What taym does for/to himself, is on a different slide bar to what he does/for other people. They don't seem to be connected.
AMERICA JONES 3m yeah
AMERICA JONES 1m i think theyre very connected but im pretty sure lawrence did something terrible and is hiding it or at least something terrible happened
AMERICA JONES 1m and hes taking advantage
Peyton Creedy 18s That latter seems very likely and distressing.
The life of a hunter is one of constant aftermaths
May 16 hes in the infirmary
Peyton Creedy May 16 How bad is it? Are they letting him have visitors? I can be right there.
AMERICA JONES May 16 hes in quarantine for now
Peyton Creedy May 16 But he's alive?
Peyton Creedy May 16 Do you know what happened to him? With the weird messages and pictures with psychodouche?
AMERICA JONES May 16 not the specifics but it was some kind of copy
AMERICA JONES May 16 its creepy and its here too
Peyton Creedy May 17 that is creepy. At least we know the suspect pictures weren't him, though.
AMERICA JONES May 17 woulda been better if it had
Peyton Creedy May 17 why?
AMERICA JONES May 17 he sent me messages from wherever he was being held i got them when came back
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AMERICA JONES May 18 quarantine is lifted and hes able to take visitors smile
Peyton Creedy 15h ON IT! He's be being a cranky a** because he's stuck in the infirmary?
AMERICA JONES 15h yep
AMERICA JONES 15h especially once you get there he always tries to be so cool you should bring him his kitties
Peyton Creedy 14h Good idea, I'll do that.
Sing-along Sexting
Peyton Creedy 5h I wanna lick lick lick lick you from your head to your toes~
AMERICA JONES 5h and i wanna move from the bed down to the down to the floor
Peyton Creedy 5h You make it so good I don't wanna stop
AMERICA JONES 5h but I gotta kn-kn-know what whats your fan-ta-ta-sy
Peyton Creedy 5h ilu, you're the best <3
AMERICA JONES 5h yes we ******** are
Peyton Creedy 5h yes!
Big ones small ones some as big as your head
Peyton Creedy May 20 I MADE FOOD! Kinda. I lay food fixins out. In cafeteria if you wanna join.
AMERICA JONES May 20 oh i just might!! although konstantin is making a face so maybe save me some in case im late to the party
AMERICA JONES May 20 or just eat a sandwich in my honor like a big triple decker as big as your head and take a picture with it
Peyton Creedy May 20 Headsandwich.jpg
AMERICA JONES May 20 you are so ******** majestic with ur huge sandwich i just may swoon
Peyton Creedy May 20 Did you see my 2 liter of orange soda there in the background?
AMERICA JONES May 20 you know how to live right pey
Peyton Creedy May 20 Damn right!
Gossiping about boys
Peyton Creedy May 21 Is everything alright?
AMERICA JONES May 21 taym is being an extra complicated a*****e and lawrence is a constant thorn but itll be fine i just need to get away for a bit
Peyton Creedy May 21 I'm sorry taym is being so taym =/ And I wish I could do something about Lawrance. You know you can always bunk with me if you need a
Peyton Creedy May 21 cuddle or anything.
AMERICA JONES May 21 youre the sweetest of peas
AMERICA JONES May 21 and yeah its just frustrating and he has the worst ******** timing i swear
Limits
Peyton Creedy 9h Nothing is off limits with Rep, because he has crossed every damn line there is to cross, multiple times. He doesn't deserve being defended
Peyton Creedy 9h When all he ever does is put people down and talk s**t. Why is it okay for him to constantly abuse people and get away with it?
AMERICA JONES 9h so call him on his actual s**t pey
AMERICA JONES 9h instead of his dead mom that happened to be a hooker
Peyton Creedy 9h Otto's mom is also dead, but that didn't stop him from bringing her up to him. Mine's dead too, and you can bet your a** he'd bring her up.
Peyton Creedy 9h For all of two seconds I felt bad about what I said. But I shouldn't, because he just keeps going. Keeps abusing people.
Peyton Creedy 9h He insults me, or cami, or otto, or countless other people on this island daily, and no one says s**t. I say one thing and get jumped on.
Peyton Creedy 9h No lie. It kinda hurts.
AMERICA JONES 9h pey im not gonna tell you its better to just do the same to him instead of saying its a shitty thing to make fun of dead moms
AMERICA JONES 9h ive had the same thing thrown at me and it ******** enraged me to no end
AMERICA JONES 9h im sorry you got hurt but im not sorry i said something
AMERICA JONES 9h especially since youre more than that and clever enough to get your own back in better ways
Peyton Creedy 9h I'm hurt that you'd defend him from me, but not the other way around during any one of the countless times he's been saying awful things.
AMERICA JONES 8h saying "mom s**t should be off limits" isnt defending anybody pey and forreal when you two argue its usually you calmly letting him
AMERICA JONES 8h make himself look like an idiot an a*****e do you really need defending
Peyton Creedy 8h I spent the last 10 years defending myself against people like Rep. Myself and Astrid. I am capable of doing it, and more confident now
Peyton Creedy 8h But you throw enough s**t at something new, and it might break.
Peyton Creedy 8h and I dunno why went into that. but I am bothered. knowing someone cares enough to call someone an a*****e for you is a nice feeling.
Peyton Creedy 8h I wish I could just let you into my head so you can see what's wrong, but I can't, and apparently I can't properly express myself.
Peyton Creedy 8h or explain in a way that makes sense.
AMERICA JONES 8h pey you got my support even when you dont need it because really youre strong as ******** but im not gonna lie when i dont like things either
AMERICA JONES 8h is that fair enough because id really like it to be
Peyton Creedy 8h If you lied it wouldn't be you. I don't want you to lie.
AMERICA JONES 8h one time when lawrence talked about my family i tried to choke him to death okay its not something i treat lightly at all
AMERICA JONES 8h and i know you dont either
Peyton Creedy 7h I don't. It's.. It was heat of the moment, and I might have apologized after, but he just kept going. I feel bad, but at the same time..
Peyton Creedy 7h He's said things just as awful, if not worse to me, to people I care about, and to and about my family.
AMERICA JONES 7h i dont think of what you said as something that really like
AMERICA JONES 7h defines you i guess is how id say it
AMERICA JONES 7h its just some s**t talk and maybe the sort that i dont like to see but youre not a bad person for it or anything
Peyton Creedy 7h I've got residual crankiness, but i love you. I'm gunna go break some training dummies. See you later?
AMERICA JONES 6h love you too break them all ill fix em after
Peyton Creedy 6h Sounds like a plan. <3
Back from the Tower
Peyton Creedy 15h I took care of Tubs for you. Are you okay? Is Taym ok? Is everyone ok? What happened. I was worried.
Peyton Creedy 15h Ps. My sister woke up while you were gone.
AMERICA JONES 15h thank you and yeah just a lot of fighting and s**t ******** with out minds here n there
AMERICA JONES 15h i got the text! how is she holding up
Peyton Creedy 15h So the same old song and dance then?
Peyton Creedy 15h Well! It was quiet here, so nothing to get excited about.
AMERICA JONES 15h good ot was a ******** relief to know you were taking care of things here pey Peyton Creedy
15h Bix and I held down the fort. I'm sorry I missed the action, but I'm really glad I stayed behind this time.
Peyton Creedy 15h I was really worried about you guys, though. <3
Peyton Creedy 7h Noah is going to be really upset.
AMERICA JONES 7h yeah i bet sad
Peyton Creedy 7h Poor Melvin.
AMERICA JONES 7h they were a cute couple too the old married sort
Peyton Creedy 7h Yeah. I liked Rin. She was quirky, but she was good people.
Parent Trap
AMERICA JONES Jun 20 pey be careful with jan and ask mik not him
Peyton Creedy Jun 20 Please tell me Jan is not the father Mikael is trying to avoid.
Peyton Creedy Jun 20 Oh my good god he is! Jesus Christ.
AMERICA JONES Jun 20 sad
Peyton Creedy Jun 20 I don't trust him. I don't trust him not to do something awful, and I want to keep that kid safe. s**t s**t s**t s**t.
Peyton Creedy Jun 20 We need to get him a proper door. Can you help me do that?
AMERICA JONES Jun 20 yeah if he wants one can do no problem
Eventful
Peyton Creedy Jun 30 Sooo it's been a really eventful week.
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 quiet in some ways hella loud in others are
Peyton Creedy Jun 30 Yes. I got in a knock out, no holds brawl with Jack that almost ended up very badly.
Peyton Creedy Jun 30 And I found out Al is in love with my boyfriend.
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 yeah al told me about that hes as new to this sort of thing as you and noah
Peyton Creedy Jun 30 As long as he doesn't try to snipe everything will be kosher.
AMERICA JONES Jun 30 i told him he should avoid throwing wrenches your way and to not get creepy about it
Peyton Creedy Jun 30 Good advice.
Good Idea
Peyton Creedy Jul 6 <3
AMERICA JONES Jul 6 thank you
Peyton Creedy Jul 6 ilu Merica. You're amazing. <3
AMERICA JONES Jul 6 you too im gonna go build something or maybe break something maybe both
Peyton Creedy Jul 6 Build something, then break it?
Promo time!
Peyton Creedy Jul 16 Hey moon wife, I got flagged for a promo mission and it was suggested I bring a partner. You wanan be it?
AMERICA JONES Jul 16 damn right!
Peyton Creedy Jul 16 Awesome! It'll most likely be dangerous.
AMERICA JONES Jul 16 oh good ive been jonesing for some good danger
Peyton Creedy Jul 16 Excellent. We're gunna be checking in on some bases that have been attacked, or are just plain missing. Pack accordingly!
Promo Aftermath
Peyton Creedy 2h Are you okay? They took you to another room and no ones answering my questions.
AMERICA JONES 2h i have all the jellos
AMERICA JONES 2h if im dead then this is jellos heaven
Peyton Creedy 2h I'm so sorry... I don't even. Just. I'm sorry.
AMERICA JONES 2h sokaaaay these things happen we both got whammied
AMERICA JONES 2h you are so strong tho pey soooooooooooooo strooooooooooooong
Peyton Creedy 2h I feel really bad. x.x Did they get you patched up okay? That wrist looked pretty bad.
Peyton Creedy 2h And you got Jello? I didn't get any jello. wtf.
AMERICA JONES 2h itll be better in a few days but maybe scar
AMERICA JONES 2h i got all the jello colors i asked really nicely and maybe cried a little
Peyton Creedy 2h I don't think I've ever seen you cry. Pretty sure it would undo me in every way. Pls never cry in front of me.
Peyton Creedy 2h I will try very hard to never make you have to cry.
AMERICA JONES 2h i just really wanted all the jellos
Peyton Creedy 2h Lol. I wonder if crying would get me some jello. I doubt it. The techs in here keep giving me nervous glances.
Peyton Creedy 2h I'm not sure if I'm glad about this, or more upset, but everything is kind of a blur as far as the fighting went
Peyton Creedy 2h I remember bits and pieces, more visuals than anything else. And the rest if a fog. Warrick said he couldn't get through to me.
AMERICA JONES 2h i member p much all and you were scary as ******** pey im glad your on my side
Peyton Creedy 2h I'm really glad you're okay. And aren't mad. I was scared you'd be mad.
AMERICA JONES 2h i know you arent like that pey not really cause you could be but you really really really arent youre a care for people person
Peyton Creedy 1h the only people I want to hurt are those that threaten me or mine. >/
Moving Day
Jul 23 Peyton Creedy Do you have access to pizza and beer? I was thinking of doing like a moving party, tomorrow.
Jul 27 AMERICA JONES YES I DO MOVING PARTY SOUNDS AWESOME
Jul 27 Peyton Creedy AMAZING YOU ARE THE BEST. We well have to have a slumber party also.
Jul 27 AMERICA JONES DAMN RIGHT
Jul 27 Peyton Creedy I'mma go pick up my key soon. Noah wants to see it, so I wanna give him a tour 8D
Jul 27 AMERICA JONES may you get to break it in with hot makeouts
Jul 27 Peyton Creedy That was the plan. Good morning gorgeous girl.
Gone til September
AMERICA JONES shipping out now im gonna miss you pey better send me lots of hot gossip once i get net back Aug 12
Peyton Creedy I have been trying not to think about this all week, and you just ruined it and oh god I'm gunna miss you. Aug 12
AMERICA JONES dont worry ill spam you with sexy pics of me every day i can so you dont miss me too much duckykisses.jpg Aug 12
You better, cause I'll worry a bunch otherwise. Peyton Creedy moreduckkissus.jpg
Smish
Peyton Creedy Tubadiahcuddle.jpg Bootsitootsisailoroutfits.jpg Aug 27
AMERICA JONES omg i knew i could count on you to do a proper fashion show oh god i wish i was there to smish their faces Aug 27
Peyton Creedy facesmish.jpg ? Don't tell Taym. I don't think he'd trust me with them if he knew I had a little box with nothing but kitty outfits. which is all your fault, btw. I ope you're happy with yourself. Aug 27
AMERICA JONES he has a box too cause i gave one to him n hes been slacking in his pet sitting duties i let him get away with it though because cute pics that wh at you do to kitty faces you smish them Aug 27 Peyton Creedy Did I do it right? Aug 27
AMERICA JONES you did thats gonna go up in my room when i get home because smishes were made for peytons too Aug 27
Peyton Creedy 8D I want a copy too.
Lost without you
Peyton Creedy If you're lost you can look and you will find me Time after time Aug 30
AMERICA JONES pey i actually am pretty lost and you are nowhere in ******** sight sad Aug 30
Peyton Creedy What?! Jesus, girl do we need to send out a search party? Cause I'll get that s**t rolling ASAP Aug 30
AMERICA JONES we found a maze underneath the base a few days back this is like my fifth time getting lost since we started mapping it theyll find me or ill find them soon enough dont worry Aug 30
Peyton Creedy Fine, but if you're still stuck by morning you let me know sad Aug 30
AMERICA JONES finally back i want to just flop on a comfy bed and have someone pet my hair and rub my tummy Aug 30
Peyton Creedy if I was there I would totally hook you up with that. and we could sing duets. 23h
AMERICA JONES boris has tried to sing along but he doesnt know any good songs and cant carry a tune i wish you were my sun here youre so much better he is good eye candy but he has set himself on fire so many times and triggered so many traps 23h
Peyton Creedy Wow, clumsy to the max. I wish I was your Sun also, I would keep you so much safer. And not set myself on fire. D=
Wake up
Peyton Creedy I miss you. Wake up. Wake up wake up wake up. While you were gone, Noah said he loved me. I told him the same. I wish Taym wouldn't understate his injuries so much. Sep 10
Peyton Creedy I have a lot of gossip saved up for you, just like I promised. Sep 10
AMERICA JONES im up smile and im glad you bagged a smart one with good sense and taste
Back 2 School
Peyton Creedy Had to leave on another mission, but back now. How're you doing wifey? Sep 22
AMERICA JONES just dealing with things are you okay Sep 22
Peyton Creedy Yeah, I'm fine. Nothing violent happened on this mission. Sep 22
AMERICA JONES thats good whatd you do Sep 22
Peyton Creedy investigated strange happenings and a disappearance at a high school We did find a halloween creature, but they had arrived after the student disappeared, and were completely non aggressive. = Sep 22
AMERICA JONES oh what sort was it Sep 22
Peyton Creedy Not sure, she looked like a human. We only figured out she wasn't because of her notebook. We brought her back to the island, she seemed really excited to meet more of us... Last I saw she was being escorted into the life labs. When they weaponize, it's voluntary, right? We didn't know what else to do with her. We couldn't have just left her in the school. =/ Sep 22
AMERICA JONES yeah i heard it can go bad if they arent willing something about fog Sep 22
Peyton Creedy I shouldn't care, she's just some monster, but that's a relief. It gets really weird when they aren't trying to kill you. Sep 22
AMERICA JONES theyre people pey but they arent our people so a bit of concern isnt the worst you can feel Sep 22
Peyton Creedy I'm really glad to be home. The entire time we were gone I was having nightmares. And Ever kept walking around in his boxers. Sep 22
AMERICA JONES does he have a nice body under all those layers Sep 22
Peyton Creedy Not bad, but not my preference either. Penchant for holiday boxers. Zac thought it was ******** hilarious. Sep 22
AMERICA JONES next time send me pics wink Sep 22
Peyton Creedy Lol. Will do, promise. <3
Shakira Shakira
Peyton Creedy I got a new tattoo! Hipsdontlie.jpg Nov 5
AMERICA JONES omg YOU LOOK SO GOOD WITH THAT its like artsy lingerie all your panties will look even cuter now Nov 5
Peyton Creedy Lol thanks! Noah likes Em too Nov 5
AMERICA JONES i ******** bet ;D Nov 5
Peyton Creedy Dude they totally will And my shorts Shoulda seen his adorable face I can't stand how cute he is 'Mercia It's unfair Nov 5
AMERICA JONES he is and i totally know what you mean it makes it so hard to keep your hands to yourself and act with a bit of ******** dignity Nov 5
Peyton Creedy He gets so blushy still He's too good for me. Nov 5
AMERICA JONES naw honey theres no too good you just treat him right and pinch his blushy little cheeks Nov 5
Peyton Creedy I do my best. <3 Nov 5
Ice Cream Kind
Peyton Creedy Are you busy today? Jan 20
AMERICA JONES kinda but i could use some peytime Jan 20
Peyton Creedy I definitely need some America time. Things are weird, and I don't know what's going on. Jan 20
AMERICA JONES are they bring bandages things or bring ice cream things Jan 20
Peyton Creedy I've cream things. Ice* Jan 20
AMERICA JONES gotcha be there in 15 Jan 20
Peyton Creedy Thank you <3 Jan 20
Boys r stupes
Peyton Creedy You were wrong Jan 28
AMERICA JONES bout what pey Jan 28
Peyton Creedy Noah Jan 28
AMERICA JONES what happened Jan 28
Peyton Creedy I came back to my room to find him sitting at the table with his key and ring sitting in front of him. Jan 28
AMERICA JONES sounds like he came to a stupid decision i can be there in 5 Jan 28
Peyton Creedy Doors unlocked Jan 28
In which America is good at The Politics
Peyton Creedy I'm assuming you filled Taym in on the BS with Noah? Feb 6
AMERICA JONES no i figured youd tell him when you wanted him to know Feb 6
AMERICA JONES you guys have a way with each other in how sometimes you go to one another for support and sometimes you seem to wanna have a strong front Feb 6
AMERICA JONES so i try not to ******** either those up for you two Feb 6
Peyton Creedy Ah, alright That's probably wise all considered We're kind of pains in the a** that way Feb 6
AMERICA JONES part of the charm Feb 6
Peyton Creedy Thank god for that
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Messages with Candace
AMERICA JONES hey miss candace dakotas out on a sahara mission for the month so if youre back before he is dont panic if you see konstantin in your room hes been checking on it and probably dusting Aug 27
Candace Rainstar Oh. Okay. Thanks for the warning. That..could have been awkward. Aug 27
AMERICA JONES glad to see youre coming back smile Aug 27
Candace Rainstar Soon, I hope!
Messages with Molly
AMERICA JONES hey miss molly hope youre doing okay im gonna be gone for a month or so and id like to ask you a little favour to just keep an extra eye out on a couple people konstantin usually keeps pretty busy but if you notice him sitting around looking bored or well like nothings goin on in his head please take a moment to talk to him and maybe bake some cookies with him because he really likes baking and you make such wonderful cupcakes Aug 13
AMERICA JONES obadiah has been getting a lot healthier lately have you noticed? but if it seems like thats turning around, maybe take him some of those Aug 13
AMERICA JONES cookies hes also taking care of my minipet tubadiah who im sure would be happy to meet you most especially i heard you were gonna be helping with the orientation thats coming up and im sorry ill miss it but i think a lot of people will genuinely be improved by being introduced to someone like you when they get started here Aug 13
Molly Finn Hi Miss America! I'm so sorry! I'm awful at checking the Twitters I do apologize for the delay in messages! Ah, I see! Good luck and 11h
Molly Finn PLEASE BE SAFE! <3 Also, of course! I'll check in with Kostya and Obadiah as often as I can! Yes, I've noticed Obadiah seeming healthier as well, and I'm so so so glad! I'll keep checking in on the both of them, and since this has come up...could I ask a really big favor? Dakota is heading out as well, please watch over him for me! I'll bake you all the cupcakes you want when you get back! <333 Just please make sure he stays safe and that he eats his breakfast and MAKE SURE YOU EAT YOUR BREAKFAST TOO! <3 A good breakfast makes for a good day! 11h
Molly Finn Also, I'm very flattered and humbled by your words! I don't think I'm quite that worthy of your praise, but I'll work as hard as I can to make myself worthy of that praise! I promise! GOOD LUCK AND PLEASE COME BACK SAFE! <3 Also I'm so sorry for all the messages...: ( 11h
AMERICA JONES were going to different places but if i get over to the desert i be sure to check up on him n ill be mindful of breakfast cause youre right thank you for your concern and trust miss molly and you can send as many messages as you like smile 11h
Molly Finn Oh no! Okay! STILL GOOD LUCK! BE SAFE! EAT BREAKFAST! I look forward to your return! <333
Messages with Harrison
AMERICA JONES going away for a month but while im gone think of this: Aug 12
AMERICA JONES Batterdays : baseball games with fresh fish n chips at the bar Delete this direct message Aug 12
Harrison oh man ******** yeah Im gonna talk 2 rep about that 1 ---
Harrison rep tried 2 take on h so tracey got ******** up he hasnt been sleepin much hes in a lot of pain its stress on both of us. I shouldnt be snappin at him. he works 4 cael and has seen sum s**t in the past few months Feb 3
Harrison reps been bit and went thru that red eye thing and I feel like Im waitin 4 sum giant hammer 2 fall and reps not even feelin good. we got 2 keep carryin on whatvr the case. arguin feels like normal Feb 3
AMERICA JONES i think the hammers real like not a forreals hammer but theres just always something and it feels like shits getting worse Feb 3
AMERICA JONES trying to stay normal i get i really do and even fighting to feel that i really really understand i just wish hed try for you sometimes not even like change into a better person or whatever we know how that goes but like small s**t like saying nice things about you to other people or taking you out on a nice date i know hes different and you dont seem to care too much but youre both still pretty human and humans need nice things even nice things that dont matter too much because they help with all the not nice things that matter a lot Feb 3
AMERICA JONES but im sorry i keep trying to meddle with you guys i tried to stop i know theres not much use but sometimes i just end up saying s**t anyway Feb 3
Messages with Ever
AMERICA JONES gonna be away for a month so heres a secret: locker 11 in the boys room has a false bottom inside is the sort of fancy hair product that caelius uses and it will make your hair so majestic and pretty use it in case of hotties with bodies Aug 12
Ever Ambrodiel I'm pretty sure I'd just look ridiculous. Good luck, though?
Horace Go; for thy stay, not free, absents thee more. Thank you for your advice. Feb 11
AMERICA JONES what did you do Feb 11
Horace Oh, I spoke to him about it. We have worked it out. I still think you are a liar, of course. Feb 11
AMERICA JONES why are you on his phone Feb 11
AMERICA JONES theres only one person who quotes s**t like that at me for such an empty ******** youre awfully yourself Feb 11
Horace On Jan's phone? I'm not. Feb 11
AMERICA JONES where are you Feb 11
Horace In the weak and wounded. Feb 11
AMERICA JONES what does that mean Feb 11
Horace Gotta go, I'm busy. Feb 11
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Horace What happened to Jan? Feb 15
AMERICA JONES we left with him with h Feb 15
Horace ty Feb 15
AMERICA JONES doubt hes been executed or anything since no one died so hes probably around or sent on another banishment detail Feb 15
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AMERICA JONES they letting you eat real food yet Feb 15
Horace not really. Jello toast etc. Still get nauseous when my hand touches stuff so I think that's why. Feb 15
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AMERICA JONES he cant feel things if you didnt know when id say he wasnt a person and didnt have emotions that wasnt just me being shitty its like some brain defect a medical thing Feb 19
AMERICA JONES i saw him when he was a child and got in his head then and it was sad as s**t that he was so empty but it doesnt excuse what hes done since Feb 19
AMERICA JONES he filled the part that hes missing with money before and when he came here he filled it with me but if he called it love you need to understand it wasnt Feb 19
AMERICA JONES obsession is just the closest thing to love or even hate he can manage Feb 19
Horace Thank you for your continued input. Feb 19
AMERICA JONES dont act like its an opinion its a fact a ******** medical one thats probably on his ******** file Feb 19
Horace I didn't say it was an opinion. Feb 19
AMERICA JONES "input" is pretty telling but i guess youve learned to be polite about it at least
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AMERICA JONES lawrence tried to kill mikael and his mom when he was just a little boy kindly ******** stop 6h 6 hours ago
Horace Nothing I'm saying is a crime or even upsetting. I'm only curious. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES sometimes you sound just like him 6h 6 hours ago
Horace Uh, okay. He seems to choose his words precisely. I don't, not really. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES not what i meant 6h 6 hours ago
Horace then what did you mean? 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES its like how you try to toss mikael into a sea full of monsters when he cant swim you could have killed him but you act like you were doing 6h 6 hours ago
Horace Cuz I don't think I sound like him at all. Or even could, if I tried. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES him a favor like youre some innocent and even the victim 6h 6 hours ago
Horace Had no idea there were monsters, thought and still think he's a liability if he didn't learn how to swim. And he nearly killed me. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES or you talk to mikael about his father who you should realize by now hes scared if and for good reasons like he should visit him and eat with him 6h 6 hours ago
Horace I don't particularly want Mikael to visit him. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES so when i say you sound like him i mean you act like at worst a manipulative ******** and at best a person careless with others who wont take responsibility when he does harmful s**t harrison lectured on it right before that he lectures in it near once a month 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES and from the sound of it you made him have to defend himself against you 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES its a liability to him not you and you had no ******** right to do that 6h 6 hours ago
Horace No, I didn't get the sea monster lecture until -afterwards-. If he'd have stopped hitting or shooting at me at any point I woulda stopped. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES did you at least apologize for trying to force him into something he didnt want 6h 6 hours ago
Horace Maybe if he apologized for trying to kill me. 6h 6 hours ago
Horace Given what I know now - would I do it again? Course not. But still, any physical weakness in a hunter is a liability to the whole island. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES if someone tries to force me into something im not going to apologize for what i do to make them stop apologies are someone taking responsibility for doing something wrong its being a decent person who learns from their s**t 6h 6 hours ago
Horace I apologized for messing up his sandcastle. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES so thats the only thing you feel sorry for or think you did wrong 6h 6 hours ago
Horace You're putting words in my mouth there. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES well you arent acting otherwise so feel free to prove me wrong 6h 6 hours ago
Horace I don't gotta prove anything to you. Keep on thinking what you please, then. Just because I may or may not regret something doesn't mean I gotta put it into words, especially if the other party wouldn't give a s**t. 6h 6 hours ago
AMERICA JONES you just go on and keep making excuses not to do the right thing 6h 6 hours ago
Horace Yeah, alright like you're a paragon of ******** goodness and light. So hung up on me saying sorry to a boy who wouldn't care - why? 5h 5 hours ago
AMERICA JONES because itd be nice to believe youre just a decent person who makes mistakes 5h 5 hours ago
Horace believe whatever the ******** you want
Messages with Dawson
Dawson Grace look im comin over in a bit n then u will xplain this to me ok? Feb 19
AMERICA JONES i will Feb 19
Dawson Grace ty batteys dying c u Feb 19 ------
AMERICA JONES wasnt thinking about you went i posted that wasnt thinking about anybody specific theres just some parts of this place that are the same as any other and thats one of them Mar 18
Dawson Grace i kno u werent but i felt like sayin it Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i forgave you as soon as you made it clear you were listening i hope you know that Mar 18
Dawson Grace i do now yea
Messages with Lex
AMERICA JONES his daddy is jan aka lawrence weiman who is a psychopath who cant feel things and shouldnt be allowed alone near his son ever again or anyone else for that matter Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil Understood. Thank you for the information. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES hes podded at the moment for dragging his boyfriend horace into a cave tying him up carving a sign into his chest and cutting off a finger not just saying things when i say psycho watch out if you ever run into him Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil Christ. I had no idea Horace was in that situation. I'll keep far out of his way. Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil Do you believe there's any help for Jan? Mar 18
AMERICA JONES its a medical thing hes always had closest thing he has is obsession and like irritation i guess Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil From what you've described, it sounds like sadism. Or does he not get pleasure from the pain he brings? Mar 18
AMERICA JONES naw ive throttled him before and he just sorta laid there and took it Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil I see Mar 18
AMERICA JONES whatever he gets from what he does isnt enough for what he wants and i dont even think he knows what that is Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil Hmmm. Perhaps an interview could be arranged with him? I don't want any hunter's mental state to pose a threat to the rest of us. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES uh
it has
often Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil ๐ Mar 18
AMERICA JONES caelius and the doctor fella arent keen to put him down for whatever reason Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil I believe you know what I meant miss Jones Mar 18
AMERICA JONES but may as well try Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil Perhaps they see some use to him Mar 18
AMERICA JONES but im serious he nearly got taym killed on a mission and he got promoted and a year ago he carved a symbol in MY chest after koing me in a spar and he just got a hand cut off so i guess some use or another Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil What in the ******** try to trust the doctor's judgement on all things, but I may have to Mar 18
AMERICA JONES hes in a pod now at least but im not counting bodies til their dead and burned Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil Make an exception for this. Does the note mean anything to him? Mar 18
AMERICA JONES music symbols mine is a treble clef horace got the circle one semibreve Mar 18
Alexei Evan Jamil I can't claim to know anything about music symbols or their meaning. I'll do some research on it.
Posted: Sat May 17, 2014 9:33 am
Messages with Jordan
Sahara advice
Jordan Miller Mar 4 I hope you won't take his getting angry too personally. I think he still resents that we got thrown into the desert unprepared.
AMERICA JONES Mar 4 yeah its fine i get why he might be unhappy like since it was freely given an all might be taken for granted specially when it was hard won
Jordan Miller Mar 4 Thanks for understanding. I'd rather the information be available to help people. Are you going?
AMERICA JONES Mar 4 i might go back someday but no tayms getting sent there for 2 months with just that a*****e shyster jan to have his back sad
Jordan Miller Mar 4 I hope he comes back safe. I don't trust that Jan guy. There's something not quite right about him.
AMERICA JONES Mar 4 theres nothing right about that man definitely dont trust him
Jordan Miller Mar 4 I think Taym's smart enough to see that. I wish him luck, anyway.
AMERICA JONES Mar 4 thank you
Disorderly Conduct
AMERICA JONES 5h listen i know hes and a*****e and says the most shithead things and usually deserves every bit of sass thrown his way but please dont call
AMERICA JONES 5h obadiah fat again hes starting to get better about things but im so ******** scared hell go back to the way he was and sent to the sahara
AMERICA JONES 5h again to die for real this time
AMERICA JONES 5h sad
Jordan Miller 2h Huh? I was making a joke about the new icon he put up, but okay. Sore point?
AMERICA JONES 2h ah okay i thought you knew i guess i just expect people to notice and i keep forgetting that boys dont get the eating disorder talks
AMERICA JONES 2h im glad you didnt mean to though
Jordan Miller 34m Eating disorder? Oh, s**t, I crossed a line. I didn't know. Okay, that's off limits, then.
Jordan Miller 33m Not sure he'd believe or accept an apology, but I am sorry.
AMERICA JONES 30m itd probably just piss him off gotta say hes touchy as ******** i swear i never met a man so eager to get in a snit over the wrong things
Jordan Miller 17m I know a couple of people who could be described that way.
AMERICA JONES 9m god bless those assholes theyre lucky to have awesome ******** people around looking out for them
Jordan Miller 2m It's exhausting sometimes, but worth it.
AMERICA JONES now yeah it really is smile
Name Calling
Jordan Miller 13h Minion.
Jordan Miller 13h Don't tell him I said that.
AMERICA JONES 13h wink
AMERICA JONES 13h i think thatd confuse him a whole bunch more cause he likes being useful to folks
Jordan Miller 13h Useful's good. I don't know him, but you seem to have a good sense for people, so I'll trust your judgment.
AMERICA JONES 13h i gotcha and maybe my first thought was lackey too
Jordan Miller 13h Al's a good kid, if a little oblivious from time to time.
AMERICA JONES 13h yeah hes hella sweet got some growin to do but i hope that doesnt come round any time soon
Jordan Miller 13h He could use a little more situational awareness sometimes, but we're working on that.
Party Favors
Jordan Miller Jun 27 I need to ask you a favor, please.
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 of course whatcha need
Jordan Miller Jun 27 Could you back off on Rep about the wedding for a while?
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 is he being all up his butt again >sad
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 i will back off wedding stuff because you asked though no worries
AMERICA JONES Jun 27 but he needs to stop banking on dreams he wont even commit to and start appreciating reality >sad
Jordan Miller Jun 27 Not up to talking about it right now, but I'll explain later. Thank you, seriously.
Slot A
Jordan Miller Someday I will learn that making dumb jokes on Twitter is a good way to start stupid arguments. 9h
AMERICA JONES i dont know if I'm supposed to be inserted or pleased that my honey pot is now an anglerfish but im smiling either way 9h
Jordan Miller Well, you could interpret it as being an irresistible lure, if you wanted to. 9h
AMERICA JONES insulted i meant insulted now im stupid laughing gotta say smooth talker wink 9h
That's one of the best autocorrect errors I've ever seen, I have to say. Hey, if I swung your way, I'd hit that, I won't lie. Jordan Miller 8h
AMERICA JONES i appreciate your good taste
Friendly Spies
AMERICA JONES going away for a bit but once i get back we should have a drink Aug 12
AMERICA JONES im sad as ******** i can sit in on the first orientation so please send me the play by play Aug 12
Jordan Miller I'll give you the full rundown over a beer, or whatever you'd prefer.
Quiet Alarm
Jordan Miller You know where Thompson is? He fell off Twitter very suddenly. Jan 3
AMERICA JONES i dont but its a bad subject for him Jan 3
Jordan Miller Okay. Just checking. Thanks. Jan 3
Sun Coping Mechanisms
AMERICA JONES his memory is ******** up he didnt even know his full name but theres things he kinda understands the shape of even if not all the bits and he recognizes things and theres habits hes kept hes getting better though and he guess he understood what might happen if you gave you something to give himself thank you for being someone hed trust with that 3h 3 hours ago
Jordan Miller He's a decent person. I hope the memory loss doesn't last too long. You holding up okay? Someone not knowing you like that's rough 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES it hurts but i know its not personal i just i really miss him the more he comes back the more i miss him 2h 2 hours ago
Jordan Miller yeah. Want a spar, or a drink? 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES yeah spar then a drink would be a nice break thank you 2h 2 hours ago
Jordan Miller All right. Meet you on the field, or do you want to go blow s**t up in town? 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES field is good weve never fought weapons out together have we 2h 2 hours ago
Jordan Miller Don't think so, actually. Looking forward to it. Give me ten minutes to clear up here and change? 2h 2 hours ago
AMERICA JONES see you there smile
Messages with Rep
QnA
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 have you been to the sahara
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 i havent seen him around in awhile i hope youve remembered to feed him
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 i need to spar more i keep getting my a** handed to me please help
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 by him i mean al the stick kid
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 i bought him candy on leave sad
William Reid Feb 20 I've no seen Al in a while. He's probably out hanging around with the wrong people. Like that noob Noah.
William Reid Feb 20 And I can spar anytime, I just have no ******** charges.
William Reid Feb 20 As for the sahara, aye. I've been there quite a ******** few times. Too many times.
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 noahs a fluffy little sweetie nothing to worry about there and is tomorrow morning alright?
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 any information you can give to me on the place would be much appreciated a friend is getting sent there for a few months and i dont trust
AMERICA JONES Feb 20 who hes going with
Off to Russia
AMERICA JONES congratz again on locking down your hot blonde try not to leave too many suspicions stains around the bar though wink see you when i get back and dont throw tantrums if things go a little sideways Aug 12
Friendless
Encourage AMERICA JONES glad to see you calling al your friend biggrin Dec 12
William Hughes He's not my ******** friend but I need to keep him sweet. Dec 13
AMERICA JONES hes your friend youre just bad at friendship youre like a sundear or some s**t Dec 13
William Hughes No, he's no. He's a kid with no one better to follow around and I tolerate him. Dec 13
AMERICA JONES you look out for him and he trusts and adores you if you arent friends then youre sure as hell family Dec 13
William Hughes I don't have any ******** family that isn't Ace. And I don't look out for him, I do a lot more ******** up his life than anything else. Dec 13
AMERICA JONES i think you got a lot more family here than you think cause even if you dont get along with folks all or even most of the time its obvious you care about them and thats pretty much family hun Dec 13
William Hughes I don't care about them. Dec 13
AMERICA JONES do too Dec 13
William Hughes I really ******** don't. I'm not some ******** like, deep down lovable ******** guy. I don't care about most people they don't ******** don't deserve me to care, they are all ******** up and selfish and caring about them I'll only ever get hurt. And I'm too ******** old for that s**t. Dec 13
AMERICA JONES just cause its smarter and safer not to care doesnt mean you dont besides youve never struck me as the sort to avoid hurt even when you know its coming Dec 13
William Hughes I don't though. I just don't ******** care, I'd kill all of them just to be rid of the problem. I am just too ******** tired. People are always telling me I'm a monster, maybe I ******** am one. Hurting Al makes me feel better. Dec 13
AMERICA JONES for how long though Dec 13
William Hughes Long enough. 21h 21 hours ago
AMERICA JONES you didnt seem happy at all when you told him to go away when we had that scrap calling yourself a monster is just an easy out there are monsters on this island and ive been on the worse end of a couple and you arent one youre kinda ******** up and mean and judgey and a little stupid about simple things though but those dont make you a monster and for all you say you dont care ive met a fellow who doesnt care who ******** cant care and youre nothing at all like him so maybe you can bullshit yourself into thinking you dont care but that doesnt make it so 21h 21 hours ago
William Hughes Your boyfriend seems to think the complete ******** opposite. He's always telling me I'd be better off dead. 21h 21 hours ago
AMERICA JONES we share different opinions on people and weve both had pretty different experiences with you specially when we were trainees 20h 20 hours ago
AMERICA JONES plus you two are a lot alike in more ways than either of youd care for but the differences are the sort that cant be reconciled 20h 20 hours ago
AMERICA JONES but i dont think youre better off dead maybe better off with more people to help you that you actually trust but im glad youre here for what its worth even though youre a d**k to me on twitter and try to rain on parades all the goddamn time like a big sulky grump 20h 20 hours ago
William Hughes Hes met me face to face like once and made his mind up I rain on parades cause no one else will 20h 20 hours ago
AMERICA JONES well at least one of those times he thoughtd youdve killed or hurt him something serious in the cafeteria if jordan hadnt showed up and hes held onto that cause hes not the sort to let go of hatred n such not even a bit okay ill try to remember youre the islands number one storm cloud 20h 20 hours ago
William Hughes Yet it was ok for him to threaten my life later. He never got hurt that time. Other people have. 19h 19 hours ago
William Hughes Yes good. 18h 18 hours ago
AMERICA JONES no one says that was okay not even him and the other people just makes him more certain about you but im not gonna try to make you friends you both are complete assholes whenever you agree on anything anyway 9h 9 hours ago
William Hughes He doesn't ******** want friends, he's Jerry levels of self-sabotaging. And we only agree on s**t when its important to agree on. 9h 9 hours ago
AMERICA JONES naw youre wrong about him hes a good man and friend 9h 9 hours ago
William Hughes I'm not wrong about him, but he's got you by the p***y so thats ok. But I'm no going to try and change your mind. 9h 9 hours ago
AMERICA JONES preciate it
"Not hating yourself" as an answer is basically 42
AMERICA JONES if you really want to know i learned early that i gotta love myself first and appreciate myself first cause nobody else can be counted on to see the good things or tell you about them so its a choice between doing for yourself or risk being sad and waiting forever for other people to notice that im good and smart and pretty and trying my best Jan 27
William Hughes Aye whatever Jan 27
AMERICA JONES the short answer is "yeah i used to" rep Jan 27
William Hughes I can hardly believe it. You make the wall of confidence s**t look easy. Jan 27
AMERICA JONES after awhile it usually is its like any habit and the like but its not a front its just finding the good for myself right off Jan 27
William Hughes I can't do it. I wouldn't believe it. Jan 27
AMERICA JONES i started with sports and such like when you get a point or beat your record thats like a fact nobody can argue those things theyre solid Jan 27
William Hughes You sound like Harrison. For me none of that stuff is solid, nothing is ever solid. Jan 27
AMERICA JONES true you do have a way with facts that muddies them up maybe you should talk to mimsy about you finding good facts about you maybe she can science it you two seem to get on and speak each others language Jan 27
William Hughes Alas like, she cares about facts. I don't care about facts. Facts are always twisty and just someone elses reality. Jan 27
AMERICA JONES that is the opposite of facts Jan 27
William Hughes Its my facts
Unexpected af
William Hughes Look. I'm sorry that I get on your back so ******** often lately. I just don't know what the ******** is wrong with me. I'm.. Really ******** fragile you know? This ******** island and the missions I've been on and just. You seem so ******** normal and happy sometimes And having that s**t rubbed in my face when I can't ******** seem to be happy at all is a ******** bitter pill. Especially when you are like people should just sort their s**t. I wish it was that ******** easy. I wish I could just change but it doesn't Work that way. Whatever. I know I don't hurt you anyway, ******** nothing reaches you. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES apology accepted i dont know what they have you doing but i know you come back to a really wonderful husband at the end of the day and a Mar 18
AMERICA JONES place thats your own and its hard to see why those things cant make this a home and a good one it just seems like you have all these things and that if you turn a little clockwise youll see all sorts of good things in your life including a home but i know its not that easy Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i used to say people should just move on with s**t and get things taken care of and sorted out and if they couldnt then they were just being weak or not trying hard enough i told you this and i told you i changed and i did Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i cant get over some of the things that happened i cant just move on back to normal not even for stupid small things i havent been able to eat a bit of meat without throwing it up since september everyone else that got hit with red eyes seem back to normal and im not and three times a day at the very least im reminded of that and some days i still think im weak for it but more and more i go to bed thinking i got through another one and it was hard but i did it and i dont think its weak at all on those days and maybe they arent anything to be proud of but im not so ashamed either Mar 18
AMERICA JONES so i guess some things reach me but if youre gonna make me feel bad its gonna have to be about the bacon you ate that morning instead of how stupid you think i am for whatever im disagreeing with you about its not terrible though having someone to argue at Mar 18
William Hughes I don't think no being able to eat meat is weak. Part of me like. Wishes that I did care about what happened to those people. I liked them. I really liked them and I wanted to be their friend. But like. Them dying just made them perfect for ever to me, like. They'd never ever hate me or hurt me. I could lock them away for ever. And even the taste wasn't upsetting that way like. They were part of me. And its ******** up and sick and I hate it and know its wrong but thats like. I can just compartmentalise things. People become just things sometimes, when I don't know them, when they aren't close. So like, meat has nothing to do with them to me. Because that meat was something else, its nothing, it has no memories, no desire tied to it its just like, ******** food. I don't know what I'm ranting about. I don't feel like I have a home or have ever had a home. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i didnt eat them Mar 18
William Hughes Having a house I'd just fill it full of s**t, even now I live between the room and the hoard. I need my junk I need my pile of s**t to hide Mar 18
AMERICA JONES and sometimes when i try now i get really ashamed because of that like i did the wrong thing
AMERICA JONES i didnt feel like i had a home really until i came here Mar 18
William Hughes in. And you didn't? That's bizzare. I get... things look more delicious than they did. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES just places that should have been home but werent and ones that could have been homes but werent Mar 18
William Hughes I've been dealing with a lot of ..human meat. Legit. Zombie s**t. It's a weird feeling but it doesn't bother me too much doen'st reach. Home. Like. A house. Was somewhere I had to stay away from at all costs. There was. Bad s**t there. Bad cunts. I had to not. I don't want a home, all it was to me was a place I was too wee to get out of. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES the zombie thing with the green eyes i freaked out during it after i got me n pey cured i just stayed there and hid instead of helping when i got back i broke promises and kon and taym had to talk me down and i still end up just walking out and leaving them from time to time Mar 18
William Hughes I'm immune to it for some reason. Apparently. Death's greed was all that kept me off the dissection table. I've been running cleanup s**t. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i think its pretty brave to be going back into that s**t and if its a compartment thing then its a ******** sturdy one Mar 18
William Hughes And its like, some of the people like. They were people. Right there. And I have Dwight saying s**t about old ladies and this is worse. And I just can't CARE. I just can't they aren't Ace they aren't the people on the island. But I care about the pricks here, I do. Even if I needle people all the ******** live long day and it gets worse now. Worse thant ever. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES not everyone wants the same things but its hard to understand for me why some people dont want what a home can be i wanted one for so long Mar 18
William Hughes Because I don't want this to be a home. I'm ******** afraid of nothing more than that and it already cost me Jordan. For me home just means.. it just means s**t you can lose. I think about that and my ******** ...my heart just hurts.
William Hughes I'm no strong enough to find a place where I want to be, that I value, because the value of that thing would make me insane. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i guess theres worse ways to vent your spleen than being mean on twitter Mar 18
William Hughes I'd get so paranoid and afraid and I'd be worse and I'd hurt people and I'd do things to keep that home safe and I'd get killed. Or I'd get Ace killed. H has threatened him loads of times already and if he goes I'm gone. I just. I can't. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES yeah its risky i just try to make sure the value is worth the loss if i can but things keep me up and crazy with it sometimes Mar 18
William Hughes I can't want anything because I'd just. I need to not care. Not caring is the only alternative to caring so much I will ******** die. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES but youre more extreme than me to be honest so i believe you Mar 18
William Hughes For me nothing is worth the loss of Ace. Nothing, no other thing, and everything else is risks. When I care about a thing so much I like. I burn it up. It gets ruined and destroyed and spat out. Ace is the only thing that hasn't. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i understand a bit much as its possible without being in your exact shoes Mar 18
William Hughes It's all just. So overwhelming. Either I care with everything I am or I like, destroy things before I care about them, push them away. Cause it just takes so much out of me. So ******** much, even Melvin. He was close but he went off the rails and it was because of me. Because of my ******** logic, my two halves of the same ******** coin and I couldn't help him and I cared too much to try I had to just get him away. And you like. You just make it all look so easy that its possible and I can want it and its tempting but I KNOW I can't have it. I can't have what you have and its painful to WANT it to ENVY it. So I take it out on you. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES tayms sometimes the same when it comes to me especially at first i think he wouldnt come to the house after id moved in Mar 18
William Hughes You just learn not to want what you can lose. Like as a kid someone would give me something. Something nice and my mum would pawn it. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES meabe wont visit me here for the same reason i think Mar 18
William Hughes And just spend the money. And I'd HATE the person for ever giving me it for ever giving me something it hurt to lose. Physical pain is nothing compared to that. Nothing can reach you in your head but that can. Having something and losing it. I can't deal. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i was moved from house to house among family most my life so i guess i just got used to the losing before the having Mar 18
William Hughes I've never been ******** strong enough to deal with it, I'm just so /tired/. And I never know if its depression or if its just me. I've just always been a sucker. Enthusiastic and ******** hopeful even when I know better and was then too so it always nailed me like As if it was fresh and still does. I can't grieve. I can't deal with anything I lock it ******** up. Push it away so it doesn't ******** hurt. Taym saying to just take a gun to myself. I'm no even brave enough for THAT. I never ******** was. Sorry I don't know what the ******** I am ranting at you for. I just don't ******** know, I wanted to apologise. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES he shouldnt have said that and i wish he hadnt and i dont think killing yourself is brave its that thing again its harder getting through a day when youre kind of ******** up but youve managed youve managed for awhile now and were all gonna die at some point cause thats what we do but make sure its worthwhile and even if you dont believe in change theres still chances to make the things that are already there better Mar 18
William Hughes You know I wont. I'll just be a s**t person and s**t to everyone else until I ruin Ace's life and my own. Until something real bad happens. And thats no to say I won't try to ******** fix things, to make things worthwhile, I will. I just..don't have any hope of success. And I'll never have a ******** home either so long as I can't live without my ********, hoard of memories and s**t people can't take away. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES trying without hope must be tiring as ******** but im glad youre trying Mar 18
William Hughes You know I think the only time I ever really considered suicide on this island was when I lost that. You guys were like burn it. I was like, if it got burned I just don't know what I'd do. And now there's things I can't ever replace. Rin is there. Things are there. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES id have given you longer than a day to move if id known and not used my charge but i dont regret prioritizing general safety over it Mar 18
AMERICA JONES ill leave off the home s**t Mar 18
William Hughes I know, it was dangerous. Its probably dangerous to me just. Having it. But its all the things I can't lose. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES sounds like it could only be more frightening than safe Mar 18
William Hughes I want a home. I always wanted it. But what I got wasn't one and now the stakes are just.. too high to ******** it up. I don't know what it is. But the idea of getting rid of it is just. Too much. And I'm sorry I'm shitty to you. You are everything I'm not. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES im just everything i am and i wish it was easier for you to be you and like the one looking back in the mirror but youre trying and thats worth something Mar 18
William Hughes I wish the same thing all the ******** time. I just see all the people I ever hated when I look at me. And I wanted to be it. And I don't know if I feel guilty about that or happy or sad or whatever. I just want to one day have meant something to people. And maybe something that wasn't all s**t. Mar 18
AMERICA JONES i dont think thats unreasonable hun far as goals go that ones not bad at all Mar 18
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Group Chats
America/Peyton/Taym Chat
AMERICA JONES testing testing these sassy s**t talkers testing Delete this direct message Feb 6
Peyton Creedy Oooo what's this
Obadiah Thompson This seems ******** terrible or ******** amazing or both
Peyton Creedy Both, definitely
AMERICA JONES i wonder how long we could do this and just no one said Feb 6
Obadiah Thompson this features seems excellent for stewing rivalries and contributing to interpersonal drama I'm all for it
Peyton Creedy Same
AMERICA JONES what season of top model are you on now anyway Feb 6
Peyton Creedy 7? Maybe? It's been a bit. Who was the last winner?
Obadiah Thompson Danielle.
AMERICA JONES you guys gotta catch up dang guess the name of the s20 winner jourdan miller
Peyton Creedy Ha I agree, we need to catch up. It's about time for another marathon
AMERICA JONES guess we gotta get it somewhere on those slow twitter days
Peyton Creedy Mmhmm. My evenings are mostly free again.
AMERICA JONES daily dose of rivalries and personal dramas
Peyton Creedy Like vitamins
Obadiah Thompson I can't, I'm still boycotting them for "fixing" Joanie's snaggletooth
Peyton Creedy Life's too short to hold onto dental grudges. We have 13 more seasons to get through.
Obadiah Thompson I really need for the producers to feel the full sting of being deprived of the illegally pirated downloads of a dead man Tyra Banks is going to wake up in a cold sweat cursing her decisions
Peyton Creedy Maybe she already has. Maybe she had a massive break down over it but they've kept it hushed up
AMERICA JONES maybe start a letter campaign just think of the all walk offs youre missing hun Feb 6
Peyton Creedy I miss me some walk outs
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Peyton Creedy It was Al. It was ******** Al!
AMERICA JONES al what Feb 7
Peyton Creedy Al is why Noah left
AMERICA JONES huh no wonder hes been weird as ******** 7
Peyton Creedy He left me for Al He promised it was something I didn't have to worry about. ******** Liar
AMERICA JONES and all cagey over relationship s**t bad taste but like pey Feb 7
Peyton Creedy didn't even have the common decency to be honest I had to hear it from Rep, of all people.
AMERICA JONES he probably meant it at the time pey he was as new to things as you were but dang omg what Feb 7
Peyton Creedy Rep challenged me to a spar, after I beat him he let s**t slip. Said I was an awful person, that that was why I was alone again.
AMERICA JONES reps a shitty loser Feb 7
Peyton Creedy When I asked him how he knew that he said He coulda stopped it. Coulda told Al not to go after Noah, but didn't because I don't deserve it
AMERICA JONES not really selling al as the better choice there is he Feb 7
Peyton Creedy No
AMERICA JONES you arent alone though you just got a chance for better options than committing to a nice seeming but kinda inexperienced and unexciting guy like noah was a good starter guy i think even with his stupid but you should have opportunity to shop around now and experience new and lbr better Feb 7
AMERICA JONES plus AL
Peyton Creedy Ugh.. Al. In what ******** world is Al the better choice here. Peyton Creedy ยท Feb 7
AMERICA JONES with rep being all controlling daddy like noahs in for it and it's all his own ******** fault
Peyton Creedy I hope he's happy with his choice.
AMERICA JONES i hope rep decides to fight bond friendship time with him
Peyton Creedy yes
Obadiah Thompson I don't believe for a second Rep had any power in this situation but if he wasn't lying he'd have done you a favor if this is Noah's idea of a good decision. He appears to have confused "too good" and "not good enough"
Peyton Creedy I hope he's content with his choices.
AMERICA JONES i hope he regrets it to his dying day which may be soon considering the new in-law just sayin when youre ready to rodeo though i got a list Feb 7
Peyton Creedy You are a true bro, wifey
Obadiah Thompson I'd prefer not to have to overhear that conversation if at all possible, thanks
AMERICA JONES :-* ---
AMERICA JONES i think lawrence is messaging me pretending to be horace "Go; for thy stay, not free, absents thee more. Thank you for your advice." i dont know what the ******** hes pulling
Peyton Creedy That's troubling
Peyton Creedy That definitely doesn't look like horace's speech patterns.
AMERICA JONES i dont know if theyre ******** with me or if its something serious >sad
Peyton Creedy Has Horace contacted you like that before? I know he's not a fan of you, but does he go out of his way to harass you?
AMERICA JONES no he thought i was the one doing the harassing when i asked him to tell lawrence to stop with the creepy messages
Peyton Creedy I don't think that's horace then.
AMERICA JONES when he started acting like a s**t like lawrences stalking and harassment is just some ******** game of mine to make him jealous i sent him
Peyton Creedy I some how doubt he'd just let lawr use his phone to bother you.
AMERICA JONES screens of some other s**t thats been sent to me he sent me this too "Oh, I spoke to him about it. We have worked it out. I still think you are a liar, of course." Feb 11
Peyton Creedy What do you think would happen if he showed them to Lawrence? When did he send that one?
AMERICA JONES right after the creepy quote and thanks when i asked what hed done
Peyton Creedy I dunno, It's weird. That didn't sound very horace-y. The second one, yeah, but not the first
AMERICA JONES you know him better than i do and like him i guess maybe you should check on him when you have time maybe he left his phone with the creep
Peyton Creedy You know Lawrence's level of crazy. What would he do if Horace confronted him with those screen shots?
AMERICA JONES i dont know cause thats his level of crazy he may do nothing at all ive attacked him before and he just took it all calm n nothing but he also cut off his own ******** hand so like i dont know maybe its nothing or maybe hes wearing horace like a ******** suit now
Peyton ******** buffalo bob s**t there. I hope that's not the case I swung by the basement, he's either not in his room or not answering the door. Which could be nothing, or something.
Obadiah Thompson buffalo bill. this reeks of "wants to get caught" on lawrence's part
Peyton Creedy Horace didn't show up to run this morning.
Obadiah ******** great i swear to god if he did his usual serial killer schtick here and isn't executed for it i'll ******** kill him myself
Peyton Creedy I'm trying to catch him in dm with s**t he shouldn't know anything about
Obadiah Thompson Don't be clever just go ******** tell ******** shame their division lead is useless
Peyton Creedy What am I supposed to tell them? That horace didn't show up for a run? That's not terribly suspicious. Would they go looking for him on someone's gut feeling?
Obadiah Thompson Hes a trainee he'll have duty rosters he's missing
Peyton Creedy Who should I tell?
Obadiah Thompson If he doesn't show up for those then yes that's ******** suspicious especially given the dm ******** if I know but don't get tangled up in lawrences s**t and don't try to be clever. You don't have to be. Its pretty obvious something not quite right is going on and with lawrence involved you don't need any more reason to suspect it's bad
Obadiah Thompson Go to Allan and spit some nakama bullshit, go to edith, just ******** let someone else deal with it
Peyton Creedy Got it, ill see who I can find
Obadiah Thompson America I swear to god if you read this and think that means you we will have to have a ******** talk don't you dare
Peyton Creedy I agree! Please don't go looking for Lawr, America!
Obadiah Thompson At this point if anyone denies that a sudden silence from one of lawr associates and suspect communication is cause for immediate alarm They're willfully ignorant
Peyton Creedy Yeah sad
AMERICA JONES asked dwight to check cameras last he was seen was outside yesterday heading into the woods
Peyton Creedy Horace or Lawrence?
AMERICA JONES he said if the leads take too long we could borrow his and marks project it shows nearby hunters and enemies or something that + tracking skill could find him if he just got lost or fell into a pitfall or attacked by something
Peyton Creedy America do you wanna go with me to talk to Edith? Since the weird dm is on your phone
AMERICA JONES yeah i should sad
Peyton Creedy When ever you're free we can go find her
AMERICA JONES alright im off shift in 40
Peyton Creedy I'll meet you at the field then, and we can go
Obadiah Thompson Why is this suddenly y'all's job? It's not. Let someone else borrow the ******** project.
AMERICA JONES who all gives a s**t about horace well from twitter i can see theres peyton dawson and dylon melvin
Obadiah Thompson I don't want anyone to die or get hurt and that includes Horace but it also includes you and Peyton
Peyton Creedy Talking to Edith won't put America or me in danger neutral
Obadiah Thompson It would probably thrill Lawrence to tiny bits, inasmuch as he's capable of being thrilled, to have you show up like a ******** white knight No, and I support that so please ******** talk to her But the "we can borrow" s**t puts me somewhat on edge
Peyton Creedy Not that I'm an any hurry to rush in, but wouldn't two full hunters, a team, be able to take out an intermediate? Again, not planning on rushing off to play hero, just making a point
Obadiah Thompson If you two are going to insist on getting caught up in this make it three full hunters
Peyton Creedy Three is better than two But first we'll talk to Edith
AMERICA JONES well tell you if the leads dont pan out
