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The blonde shook her head. "No... so far... b*tch-face is the only one she keeps letting in..."

Tact, Ellie did not have it.

However, at the mention of Thetis of all cats, both the tomboy and the cat's eyes seemed to grow wide.

After a moment of stunned silence, she did offer "...well... from what I know... he is somewhat new at all of this guardianship stuff..."

Where as ********* didn't have the legitimate reasons, Ellie seemed to have the answers. "...no... it's because Thetis is a freak and has way too many personal issues." He had issues with round objects, dirt, and other things which she wouldn't dwell on.

"Ellie! Come on... you barely know him!" the manx scolded.

Eyes were rolled mostly because ********* statement was inaccurate. "...dude... Connolly.... how the hell are ya attractin' so many cats to ya? p***y magnet?" She smirked a bit at his expense.

********* soon was no longer on the couch. No, not with Zia somewhat falling off it. Nope, she was on the ground and somewhat slinking away from the semi-flailing body that was Zia. With that, she had wandered to the man's ankles.

With a couple sniffs, she seemed to remember something. "...you were the one with the Pi day special... yes?" She paused to lick her maw.

"...your food was good, but I wish I had been able to stay longer."

Ellie's smirk easily grew to a grin as Noah reacted. "...dude... if you really don't want such technology, I can hand it off to someone who could really use it. Loves cats..." There was a hidden meaning lying beneath her words.

However, ********* mention of Pi day did not fall upon deaf ears. "...wait... were you th'one that was causin' all that ruckus?!" She groaned, seemingly incapable of enjoying the spot where Zia had fallen. "Cat... seriously... go on a f*ckin' diet... yer gettin' fat!"

"I prefer the term 'pleasantly plump,' Ellie!"

It didn't sound like ********* was remotely insulted by the blonde's words.

The manx, despite all the hollering that was coming from Noah, still seemed to have her cool. Still using her spritely tone, she commented "You know, I am probably cleaner than a good portion of your clientele, truth be told. However, I don't like the idea of being called an 'alley cat.' It's essentially the equivalent of telling a human that they are a hobo or homeless."

However, Noah made a rather odd comment, and ********* immediately turned to Ellie. "...would you mind if I give a demonstration really quickly?"

The blonde made a long noise that could have resembled groaning, but it eventually turned into an odd "thinking" noise. "...I don't mind... gives me some exercise if anything gets f*cked up..."

With a nod and a jingle, the cat's head turned to the eldest in the room in one clean motion. "Noah, I would appreciate it if you could power yourself up please... it will make my point a little easier to explain." She looked at him with wide eyes, easily attempting to abuse her privileges as a small cat.

There was suddenly a Squire in her living room, and Ellie seemed oddly quiet about it. However, despite the lack of words, her eyes seemed to be inspecting him intently, taking in various details of the uniform.

"That is quite an impressive uniform!" the manx mentioned, seeming to pass over his snappish reply back to her earlier. She walked in a circle in front of his feet when rather suddenly she shot up in height. Once the odd growth spurt had ended, a girl with silvery hair stood in front of him standing upon one bare foot.

Even with her hat on, she still was nowhere near this Squire's height. However, the hat came off rather promptly so she could show off her ears which twitched slightly upon the top of her head.

"So this is the only other form I can take on... all of the cats do have the potential to take on a similar form, though not all are aware of it. However... I'll leave it to you to tell me why I wouldn't take on such a form on a daily basis..."

With a knowing smile, she leaned in close, eyes eagerly upon his (with a couple innocent bats of her eyelashes).

********* leaned so her head was tilted in the Squire's direction.

"...I'm pretty sure I already said this was the only other form I could take..."

There was a tiny pause for her to allow her voice to into a sing-song tone. "Annnnnnnnnnd......."

In a nymph-like manner, she seemed to twirl and frolic over to where Zia was focusing on the television. There was no hesitation for her as she wrapped her arms about the lilac-haired girl and rather easily planted a smooch upon her cheek. As her arms squeezed for a hug, she announced "I already said that Zia is a special case!" One more giggle and another innocent smooch upon the cheek, and ********* seemed to prance back to Alfheim.

However, that didn't seem to be enough for the odd cat-earred girl. Rather than just stand in front of him, she instead practically hopped up and latched onto his back, as if trying to hitch a piggyback ride. Her human-size did not last very long, and soon enough her form had shrunk down to that of a cat perched upon his shoulder.

No more aura, but plenty of fuzz against his cheek. She gave him a small scratchy lick against said cheek.

"I make better youma-bait than I do a people-person!"

Ellie was not nearly as impressed by the display of affections. "...Cat... Do ya really have to go flinging all that rainbow vomit all over my house? This ain't th'Love Shack!"

Not that Zia was paying attention, but Ellie most definitely flipped the girl the bird in response to that horrible reveal. However, her eyes were upon the uniform which the Squire wore.

With a sigh and a few tsks, ********* mentioned "...Zia is correct... by definition, I am considered an alien. We are very similar in appearance to the felines of Earth... but we are definitely not the same. Truth be told... we aren't able to communicate with the Earth cats. I can fake noises... but none of it is intelligible to cats from what I understand..."

It was then that Ellie smacked both her hands together, then suddenly was pointing at poor naive Alfheim. "NOW I REMEMBER! During the Silver Millennium, you had tits!"

The cat rather quickly shut up after that proclamation. She felt embarrassed for poor Alfheim, even though she was quite certain Alfheim was embarrassed enough for himself as well.

Her finger was still pointing in an accusatory manner, though oddly, Ellie had a grin upon her face. "...yeah... that uniform and name... I knew it sounded familiar... I hope you have more coordination than ya used t'have... Never met such a circus enthusiast who fell on her face that much..."

There may have been some exaggeration, but the tomboy wasn't about to let on how much she was altering the truth.

Eventually ********* was able to find a voice, and soon enough spoke to the perch she was on at that moment.

"...this wouldn't be the first time I've heard of a starseed altering the gender of a person during this era... though my knowledge is more in tune with Senshi, not knights so much..."

Her own knowledge was more based off what she heard rather than what she remembered, seeing as her own memories seemed to be locked up tight. Even with Iris' help, she might have known some things that had happened, but she did not legitimately remember much.

Despite the fact she was quite aware of what was so hilarious, the blonde shot a side glance to Zia. "...so... now yer part hyena t'go with the cat and human part of ya?"