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 Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:21 pm
Summers was covered up and he didn't have a choice but to sit there and take being covered up. The mat was slapped twice but Summers shot his arms and legs up into the air with great force to kick out. He hoped he had enough force to get himself to a sitting position and away from Cartwright.
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:33 pm
Would you just look at this right here right now?! The fish appears to have grown a spine as he sits-up! This is amazing! Evolution is happening right in-front of Cartwright! If this wasn't a wrestling match and he wasn't totally ignorant to whatever theory of whatever it is was, he would really appreciate this moment. Cartwright is happy to let Summers sit-up, so that like a mighty seagull, he can swoop-in on his opponent and attempt a running kick to the newly formed spine!
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Posted: Sun Apr 28, 2013 4:41 pm
Summers saw Cartwright running at him and knew he need to think fast and react faster. Summers would attempt to move quickly out of the way and let Cartwright fly into the ropes and hopefully hit his hamstring against the ropes or something. Maybe afterwards they'd go out and share a few drinks. Have a nice meal.
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 1:56 pm
Brantley avoids the running seagull kick, the momentum forcing Cartwright through the ropes and hitting the outside. He kinda flew out of the ring, you know, like a hawk. It was a majestic fall, not like how those seagull hooligans do it. It was graceful. So serene. Beautiful. If there's any meals, there better be Happy Meals involved. Cartwright wants a free toy with his food or else, why bother eating, you know?!
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Posted: Tue Apr 30, 2013 4:37 pm
Summers didn't have the energy conserved to chase after him because wasted energy is energy that has been wasted. Summers sat and watched Cartwright, thinking about the meal. They seemed to have a telepathic link because Summers also wanted to have a Happy Meal, he collects all the toys he could. Food is boring otherwise.
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Posted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:38 pm
Toys with food is like more sizzle on your streak, and everyone loves a sizzling steak. Just a shame that no steak has ever been served with a free toy. That would just be the perfect meal for all the family. Cartwright returns to his feet, looking pretty fresh still in this match. Cartwright channels his inner hawk once more and climbs up the turnbuckle from the outside. He perches himself up on the top, looking at Summers who is sitting there like a shitting tortoise. Cartwright dives forward off the turnbuckle, attempting a seagull-inspired dive bombing dropkick to Brantley's face!
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 4:28 am
Summers just watched Cartwright start to climb the turnbuckle and he decided, Well he might be trying something, I'm going to crawl away, so he rolled onto his hands and knees and crawled to the opposite turnbuckle before Cartwright jumped and pulled himself to his feet.
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 5:44 am
It was too late for Cartwright, who had already committed himself to the jump as Summers crawls away like a baby! Cartwright lands on his arse with a thud from the impact of the mat. Darn that Baby Brantley!
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Posted: Sat May 04, 2013 10:26 am
College students love babies. Summers was at his feet and half-ran his way to Cartwright to try to stomp him and keep him down. He didn't want Cartwright to get back in his face because Cartwright's breath smelled like fish and chips.
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Posted: Sun May 05, 2013 5:08 pm
A flurry of kicks from Brantley keeps Cartwright on the mat. Each time Cartwright tries to sit-up, another boot would plant him back down. Planted like a flower at the start of spring. Or a new tree. Maybe even a christmas tree. Mind if Summers thought Cartwright's breath smelt bad, he was lucky he couldn't smell his own as his stunk like cow s**t! Cartwright did wonder how a man creates that type of smell with purely what he eats.
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 6:03 pm
Brantley's stench was a manly stench of manliness. Summers would attempt to lift up Cartwright to his feet and knee him in the gut while keeping hold of an intense headlock.
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 4:11 pm
Brantley's knee keeps Cartwright firmly in place the tightest headlock that Cartwright has felt all night! Cartwright's eyes water as Summers is breathing his cod-awful breath all over his face!
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Posted: Thu May 09, 2013 5:54 pm
I'm sure Brantley's headlock was much harder than the 12 year old children giving him headlocks in the parking lot. Summers would attempt to take the water-eyed Cartwright for a spin in the air by trying for a strongly willed vertical suplex, hopefully where Cartwright landed on his lower back.
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 8:23 am
Cartwright wonders why Brantley is head-locking 12 year olds as he is lifted high into the air! Hey maybe this is what he does to those kids as well as a way to impress them or something! The fun doesn't last long as Brantley drops Cartwright with a suplex, landing on his spine! Let's hope he doesn't do that to the children either! Would somebody please think of the children?!
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Posted: Fri May 10, 2013 4:40 pm
Brantley was Cool Daddy McFly and Cartwright was some nobody who's about to cry. Summers immediately went to go for a pin on Cartwright in an attempt to finish this match off quietly. He would try to hook the outer leg with his arm and inner leg with his leg and hook the head of Cartwright with the weight of the Iron Giant.
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