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 Posted: Mon May 20, 2013 10:21 am
Victoria wasn't satisfied with Lou's answer, but trying to imagine the vampire with legs as fuzzy as a tarantula's was enough to occupy her mind. The image made her smile a little - payback for calling her a pipsqueak when she would clearly one day not be a pipsqueak - although she refrained from giggling.
"Why don't you pick one for me, Sir Lou?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 6:33 pm
Oh, pick one out for her? All the older ladies that met Lou would've seen such a request as dangerous territory, but in all reality there was nothing to be concerned about... For once.
"Suit yourself." The boil shrugged and flipped through a couple racks, looking for a certain... Something. The grin on his face was none-too-reassuring at this point.
"Oh~" Looking back at Victoria, he held up the ugliest dress his little eyes could spot. "How about this?" It was a joke, of course. He wouldn't actually sentence her to a life in this horrid thing. "I've got pretty good tastes, right?"
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Posted: Wed Jul 03, 2013 10:03 pm
The thing about growing up in an orphanage is that Victoria was pretty much taught to be thankful for whatever she was given, no matter how little... Or in this case, how ugly the dress was. Then again, since she had no idea what was considered "good" or "bad" or even "appropriate", she stared at the dress for a little while before taking it by the hanger.
"Where do I go to try it on?" She asked, pretty much smiling at Lou.
OuO
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Posted: Fri Jul 05, 2013 12:00 pm
... Oh.
That had backfired completely.
OH WELL. "I do believe they're in the back corner of the store." The vampire pointed to the enclosed area where he could see lines of mirrors and doors, not missing a beat as his small smile remained plastered to his face. This would be good for a laugh at least, and while she was changing, he'd pick out something nicer.
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Posted: Sat Jul 13, 2013 9:12 pm
Victoria was gone the moment she turned to look at where the changing rooms were. With the dress draped across one arm, she went into one of the rooms, closed the door, and presumably started to change.
5 minutes.
10 minutes.
Still no sign of her at the 15 minutes mark.
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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 8:47 am
Lou knew women could take a long a** time to change, but this was ridiculous. At the 10 minute mark, he began getting restless. The harassment of the store employees ended at 15 and he decided to see what the ******** was up.
Though he did not venture in, the boil peeped into the entrance. "Having some trouble pipsqueak?" He called loud enough to where he figured she could hear from whatever stall she occupied.
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Posted: Sun Jul 14, 2013 7:11 pm
There was no Victoria.
There is only silence.
... And a few stares from the women around the store.
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Posted: Tue Jul 16, 2013 6:34 am
Lou stood there, puzzled, and weighed his options for the situation. He could, of course, always ask an employee to aid him, but considering he'd already burned all those bridges... And that this might be a once in a lifetime opportunity... He just shrugged, smiled, and trotted right on back there.
This was getting away with murder.
The vampire boil started peeping over the stalls with wide eyes, screams ensuing from some of the occupants. "Oh pipsqueaaaaaaaaak~" Oh. Ohohoho. Best day ever already.
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Posted: Tue Jul 23, 2013 10:46 pm
Having entered one of the changing rooms earlier, she tried very hard not to be distracted by the giant mirror in front of her... But it was calling to her. How could she ignore it when it was just right in front of her? Although she had intended for her visit to the mirror world to be quick - hop in, hop out! - she couldn't resist exploring the endless corridors that existed behind... And had lost track of time.
"Sir Lou?" She frowned, pausing as she cocked her head towards what she thought was a familiar voice calling a familiar nickname. Peering out of the nearest mirror, she rushed out - knocking into the upset female occupant in the stall on the way - and phased through the door, "Sir Lou!"
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Posted: Thu Jul 25, 2013 5:35 pm
Dear sweet Jack. That last one had not been attractive, so when Victoria finally answered back, it was just in time. "There you are pipsqueak! Where did you disappear off t-OOF!" A hand appeared from behind and grabbed the boil by the ear. If it hadn't been attached to his head so well, it might've ripped completely off. "You are not welcome back here. Or ANYWHERE in this store for that matter." The ghoul said sternly. Uh ooooh. Looked like Lou pushed the employee over the edge. "Whelp. End of the line, pipsqueak. Old Lou's been caught red handed."
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:14 pm
Victoria stared at Lou. Then she stared at the person holding onto his ear. And then she stared at Lou again.
"Have you been a naughty boil?" She asked, almost whispering.
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 7:45 pm
Lou stared at Victoria momentarily, resisting the woman's efforts to drag him out of the store.
"Yes Pipsqueak. I have been naughty. Very, very naughty." The boil looked neither pleased with himself nor disappointed. It was simply a fact of nature. Hazcats purred, candy was sweet, and Lou was a naughty, naughty boil.
"Well you're going to have to be naughty somewhere else." And like that, the boil was being lifted by the collar and dragged out on his a**.
"But you'll soon learn that this is normal happenstance for me!" Lou shouted as he was (literally) thrown out of the store and into the nearest trash can. Damn, ghoul was strong.
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Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 9:32 pm
While Lou was being dragged out of the store, Victoria floated beside him, wondering what he did that made him naughty. When he was thrown into a trash can, she turned around to look at the ghoul who had literally thrown him out, paused, and then pointed at the trash can he was in, "Sir Lou might be a naughty boil, but I'm a good ghoul."
With that, she curtsied, and floated over to the boil, peering into the trash can, "You're a bad role model."
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Posted: Tue Jul 30, 2013 8:52 am
While the sales ghoul held only malice for Lou, she did smile and wave at Victoria as she floated off to join the boil. Should she call child protective services or something?
Nah.
Instead of immediately standing, Lou sighed and folded his arms across his chest. This garbage was especially smelly, which is probably why it was chosen as a receptacle for him. "Well. You're still here, so I must be doing something right." The vampire retorted with a smirk before tipping his seat over to get out.
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Posted: Thu Aug 01, 2013 12:47 am
"Matron always told us that if we're good ghouls, we won't be affected by naughty boils and ghouls like you," Victoria replied in a matter-of-fact manner, floating backwards when the trash can was tipped over, "She called it being resilient... So I am resilient against you, Sir Lou."
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