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 Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:20 pm
Oh. Oh yes. This was perfect. His definition of a perfect day. Well... Sans sex. Okay so it was almost perfect. Lou had reaped his revenge on the reaper without so much as having to lift a finger, and he did it vicariously, which was one of the finest flavors.
While Amphi was busy freaking out, Lou remained calm and collected, deciding to fluff the pillow behind him before he answered.
"Now what kind of question is that, fish lips? You brought me here. Shouldn't you be asking yourself why I am busy occupying the bed where you and your boilfriend undoubtedly have special relations?" A bed that was probably soaking up the smell of his cologne as they spoke.
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Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:37 pm
Her face was a wreck of blushes, disbelief and utter and contempt disapproval at the vampire being in her room.
On her bed...
Where her hands had been all over. What happened to her cute little Lou jr.? The cute little bat that had reached for spookies, that had made small squeaking sounds when they had been walking.
What happened to her lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.....
"I...no...what...Roch...Roch is going to kill me...oh and then he'll kill youfklsjdflkdsjfsj..." She was holding up her hand and sat on the edge of the bed, coming to accept that Lou somehow probably TRICKED her. Did she feel upset? Kind of, but mostly cause at herself. SHOULD'VE KNOWN NOTHING CUTE COMES WITHOUT STRINGS...
Her head whipped over at Lou again and her eyes widened. "Special...Special relations!?!?!" She gave a high pitched squeak again, "We've never...not here....not in my bed....Never..." She was practically a deer getting run over in the middle of the woods.
and he was looking all smug and comfy and smug and...and....
"I'd apperciate if you at least didn't look so jack damn content in my bed." She sniffed, "Do you always play little cute bat to get in ghoul's rooms Lou?"
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Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 5:25 am
"Kill me?" Lou immediately replied, raising an eyebrow. "How can you kill something that's already dead? You on the other hand, are dead meat." He brought one of his arms out from behind him and made a throat slashing gesture, sound effects and all. "But don't worry, being dead has its benefits. You don't have to sleep. Your body stays at the temperature of the room, and if you lose a limb, you can just glue it right back in place." Not that such a thing had ever happened to him proper.
Oh, and look at her turn into a lobster when he mentioned 'special relations'. "But you HAVE done it." Lou seemed to enjoy the information Amphi was unintentionally feeding him. It wasn't blackmail material or anything, the vampire just liked knowing things. It made him feel more powerful.
"I'd appreciate if you got me another plate of spookies." Was his retort, lifting the plate to show how empty it was now. But her last question seemed to bring a revelation.
Lou's smirk faded for a moment, seemingly on the brink of a revelation. "No... I don't..." Immediately his hands practically slapped his cheeks as two and two came together. "My Jack, what a genius plan! I'm surprised I didn't think of it before!" Excited. Lou was as excited as a little schoolboil that just got his first bike. "Oh, think of all the mischief I can cause this way! Oh. OH. OH! THE GHOUL'S DRESSING ROOM."
What have you done Amphi. What have you done.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:28 am
"Oh I have a feeling Roch would find a way Lou...." The mermaid dropped her head in her hands and sighed, still sitting on the edge of the bed and not really aiming to correct Lou by making him get off. She had a feeling it would be a waste of her breath. She looked up at him and sighed again, "I think I've done a lot more stupider to warrant death at the hands of my boilfriend but as you can see...Very much alive."
Probably cause Roch was a sucker for her blue eyes and pretty little voice.
"No!" She squeaked, "No...No we haven't done it. We have't....had....sex...." She whispered and burrowed her face in her hands again. "I'm not ready for that!!" She was turning so red, it was a surprise her bed wasn't catching fire. She sorta hoped it would and take Lou with it.
"Get your own damn spookies-" She mumbled and then watched his face shut down....and then light back up.
No...Jack.
Jack DAMMIT.
"Lou...Lou! LOU." Amphi snapped her fingers in front of his face and narrowed his eyes. What was the best way to ruin his fun? "I'll tell all the ghouls about your shape shifting form and to stay away from bats." She hesitated, "if you go anywhere NEAR the ghouls dressing room." Of course she knew he wouldn't listen but it made her feel a little better being tough like this.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:47 pm
Lou snapped out of his stupor rather quickly after finding out that the two hadn't had... Relations.
"Not ready? What're you waiting for, skeleton Jack to walk out of the pumpkin patch and tell you it's time? s**t, you're not getting any younger." The boil couldn't help but laugh at such a concept. Not ready, psch. "Not like performing brain surgery. The key goes into the lock, you jiggle it a few times and eventually the door opens if you're doing it right." Lou's hands bent at the elbows and he gave a big shrug. Obviously it wasn't hard to tell what sex meant to him.
With Amphi's threat, the vampire jumped to his feet. "That's if you can get to all of them before I do. A cha cha cha!" He made a beeline for the door. Oh glorious ghoul's dressing room, how he'd dreamed of the day when you would be within his grasp.
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Posted: Sun Mar 03, 2013 12:54 pm
"Well um...we were waiting for...the right-" She was nervously twiddling her thumbs as Lou ranted about keys and locks and had the mermaid even more confused then before.
"You jiggle it?!?!" The mermaid was just..what even...What language were you speaking to her Lou? she couldn't comprehend you at all. Not at all forever.
"W...Wait Lou!" The mermaid tried to reach out and failed miserably. But to be honest, she wasn't going to try really hard to stop Lou from his antics. Because she had already been thinking about a revenge plan.
She'd have to hire help though....
"Lou Oh my jack! Don't you dare! AND DON'T YOU TELL THEM THAT I GAVE YOU THE IDEA!!!" The mermaid hissed as he was out the door and practically flying down the hallway from her.
What had she done................
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