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 Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:07 pm
Rep trotted over to Harrison and tilted his head at him, before leaping on his back and trying to nest on him. He just looked about right for the purpose.
He didn't dare try the pencil yet.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:31 pm
"Sorry. We'll get you another one," Harrison chattered remorsefully, as Jordan sat them down on the bed. He gave the pencil a long look. Then slowly opened his mouth- before he realized Rep was launching himself at him.
He had a moment to squeak, "HEY-"
A puff of dirt and dust catapulted into the air and then settled slowly onto the comforter and Rep's feathers.
Harrison was mostly fluff, and beneath that was some very thin skin and what felt like bone.
He was also pretty well pinned.
"Rrrep," he warned, wriggling.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:48 pm
Jordan took a step back involuntarily. "Holy s**t, gross. What is that?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:57 pm
Rep wasn't concerned in the least by the dust, in fact somewhere in his strange minipet instincts, this was a fantastic stroke of luck. A soft dust bath, practically luxury. He puffed up his feathers till he looked about twice as pudgy as he had before and nestled in duster!Harrison's fur, making the clouds of dust a lot worst as he flicked his wings to get as much of it on him as possible.
It took him a few moments for his human thoughts to catch up with the rest of him and he paused, looking slowly confused as he asked himself what the ******** he was doing.
"Bawk?" he replied to Jordan. It was c**k for "I don't know?"
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:23 pm
Rather than feeling dirty, Harrison just felt oddly comfortable surrounded by the snowlike flakes of dust.
"Beats me," he grumbled. Prrr.
His ears swiveled back, flat against Rep.
"But you make for a really fat chicken, a*****e," Harrison tried to shift again, before something occurred to him. "Bahaha. You're a fat c**k," The duster shook in an uncontrolled fit of snickering.
This did not help with the dust situation.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:29 pm
"Augh, ********, Rep, what are you doing?" Jordan sounded mildly horrified. There was dust and crud all over the bed, and apparently Harrison was currently made of dust and crud, and while Jordan wasn't as compulsive about dirt as Melvin seemed to be, he was certainly more than a little grossed out right now.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:35 pm
Rep shot Harrison an unimpressed look, preening his fur as if it was feathers, before catching up with what he'd just said and laughing himself - a long trill of clucks. "I am not fat okay." he protested when he finally managed to get over the fact that he'd gone from a guy whose name could be a d**k joke to a creature that was basically a walking d**k joke. "I'm a ******** magnificent c**k."
Jordan got a baffled look for his horrified reaction, Rep, in his current state of mind considered the dust a wonderful enhancement for the room and demonstrated by flapping his wings and making the whole situation worse.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:49 pm
"Hahaahahahaha, a magnificent c**k," Harrison was cracking up. "Haha-hold, hold on, haha," he reached for the pencil with his tongue, wrapping deftly around it and making an attempt before the paper got too soaked.
It ended up very wet.
He had clumsily written, for Jordan's benefit, c**k.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:52 pm
Jordan leaned forward to read the paper. " ... Seriously?" he groaned. "You're doing the laundry when you change back. Just saying."
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:00 pm
Rep wasn't sure whether to laugh or stare at the feat of manual dexterity that was duster!Harrison's tongue. He did laugh at the word on the paper though, he'd have been falling about if he wasn't so comfortably seated.
"He just can't appreciate a good c**k." he said with a grim nod.
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