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 Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 7:29 pm
Yvaine As the good book (Kabuki: Circle of Blood) says, you must learn to put someone back together in order to learn how to effectively take them apart. KABUKI REFERENCE!!!!!! eek Laren, you lucky sonuvagun.... crying crying heart crying
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 1:31 pm
Because MMA has proven a stomp to the knee = auto break. rolleyes
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 3:07 am
Yes, let us thank MMA for finally proving that. xd Because, y'know I had my doubts... xp
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 5:13 am
Kai Kazuku Mr. Cynical Laren I will share this: anyone can learn to kill, but it takes mastery to control. Thank you Master Gouken. (sorry, needed to use Street Fighter in some way) Mastery to control? HA. It's called pulling your techniques, easily done by myself in multiple sparring matches. I quote Master Ninja: ninja You do not understand.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:02 am
Here's another deadly technique
4 steps.
1. Get AIDS
2. Stab yourself with a needle.
3. Stab opponent with needle.
4. Laugh at opponent.
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Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:51 am
Marty Nozz Yvaine As the good book (Kabuki: Circle of Blood) says, you must learn to put someone back together in order to learn how to effectively take them apart. KABUKI REFERENCE!!!!!! eek Laren, you lucky sonuvagun.... crying crying heart crying Yesh. And as for Mirko, you are just wrong, good sir. Just wrong.
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Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:06 pm
Laren Marty Nozz Yvaine As the good book (Kabuki: Circle of Blood) says, you must learn to put someone back together in order to learn how to effectively take them apart. KABUKI REFERENCE!!!!!! eek Laren, you lucky sonuvagun.... crying crying heart crying Yesh. And as for Mirko, you are just wrong, good sir. Just wrong. Are you saying that it is not deadly?
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 3:13 am
Mirko_Filipovic Laren Marty Nozz Yvaine As the good book (Kabuki: Circle of Blood) says, you must learn to put someone back together in order to learn how to effectively take them apart. KABUKI REFERENCE!!!!!! eek Laren, you lucky sonuvagun.... crying crying heart crying Yesh. And as for Mirko, you are just wrong, good sir. Just wrong. Are you saying that it is not deadly? No, just that you could use a bit of tact. confused
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Posted: Sat Mar 18, 2006 10:19 pm
Well, he was asking for deadly techniques, he should expect my DEADLY WIT!??!?!?
Also, a VERY deadly technique = The Oil check. If someone did that to me, I would catch them in a choke and NEVER let go.
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Posted: Mon Mar 20, 2006 3:37 am
*Shdders at the thought of the "oil check".*
Now see, THAT one was funny. xd
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Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 6:31 pm
Wow, nothing makes me laugh faster then an imaginary pissing contest between two people who think they know "secret kill moves" and refuse to "reveal the secrets."
News flash: It's not hard to kill someone. I could kill you fourteen different ways with a ballpoint pen, no I'm not a ninja... it's called common sense. I find the effort put into mastering the "five fingers exploding heart technique" is uneccicary when repeadiatly punching, poking, chopping or stomping someone in the throat is just as effective. Or you could do the ol' strangle hold...
Bone breaking menuevers? Secret ninja attacks? No... a simply arm bar coupled with a strong strike will do the job. Hell... alot of bones get broken in fights by accident. Hell, many of the Aidido grapples I know could be applied with stronger force and end in a break.
Now... killing someone with your bare hands is a feat... but not too difficult. But give me any blunt, sharp, heavy, large, ect. object and I could kill someone easily as well. The human body isn't that resiliant...
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Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:19 pm
I don't think saying things on here maters much I find things all over like in my military manuals I got the hand to hand manuals sentry removal sniper manual hand gun combat manual stuff on electonic warfair anarchist cook book military exploseves manuals books I got from my grandpa like taking out bridges and things. If you look you will find why keep secrets I just want to here what other schools are willing to teach I knew a lot of stuff way befor I got into martial arts I learnd about arteries from health books and knife combat manuals I learnd some pressure points from being beat up buy older brothers. I have looked at anatomy books to see were I needed to aim to do more than just hope I stop some one buy throwing a punch at them kidney shots hurt.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 1:01 am
military HtH is verry overated your better off with a straight punch to the neck.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 6:35 pm
kurakaze military HtH is verry overated your better off with a straight punch to the neck. what makes you say that? And there are those who can withstand a straight punch to the neck. Military pugilism is some of the most efficiant styles of hand to hand fighting there is. They basically take what is effective and temper it down to what gets the job done.
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Posted: Tue Apr 18, 2006 9:48 pm
1. sneak into party Chuck Norris is at.
2. Become friends with Chuck.
3. Get into fight with random hobo.
4. Call up Chuck Norris.
5. Walk to seven eleven and buy and heat burrito.
6. eat burrito and wait for Chuck while the hobo comes charging at you with broken bottle.
7. Chuck arrives and kills hobo asking why he tried to kill you.
8. respond with saying he escaped from a mental asylum.
9. wait for Chuck to leve.
10. Repeat steps 1 - 9.
ninja
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