[PRP] The Great Minipet Jailbreak (Melvin/Jerry/Rep)

[Bilious]

Jerry nodded once the coast seemed clear, wobbling forward... and a bit sideways... before tripping over his own tentacles and collapsing to the grass in a fit of giggles.  

[MoonKitsune]

Melvin padded his way over, butt occasionally dipping as his legs split, before picking it back up and regarding the Octo-Jerry. "You seem pretty happy to be a freakish monster." He prodded the weird cat.

Hmm, maybe he could help Jerry somehow walk better. Moving to his side, he used his paws to nudge him to try and roll him over, but jerked back at all the flailing tentacles that flopped about. When one fell on his head, he just jumped back. "Ew!" He rubbed his head and then paused and frowned. He just ran his dirty paw through his hair.

:C  

[Bilious]

Tentacles flailed before suddenly wrapping around Melvin's "arms", shaking him in excitement, "We DID it, Mel! We found the island of MUSES it HAD to be! Ooh man... as soon as we're normal again we have to go back, we have to."  

[MoonKitsune]

"Ahh, your arms are creepy!" And sticky, and while Melvin tried to pry them off, Jerry seemed pretty intent on keeping them sticking.

"How do you even know it was the right island? I was lost in the jungle. I mean, did you even SEE anything different?" If Jerry was so sure that that was the island they were looking for, he had to have seen some sort of proof. Anything that could confirm what he was seeing had been the real deal.

While still trying to nudge the tentacles off (there were SO many!), he looked back to Jerry. "I wasn't very much help to you anyways. Why would you want me to go with you. Why not another Sun?" All he did was get in the way and lost the entire time. He hadn't done much but find the portal, and that was after many tries.  

[Bilious]

"I heard... I heard singing," Jerry murmured distantly, letting go to at least work on how to control his limbs enough to sit upright. "It... it was beautiful... we... you were the one to instigate this whole thing! And you did plenty well keeping those creatures distracted!"  

[MoonKitsune]

He wasn't as confident as he had been, and sat down as he considered it. "I was...." He did really want to see it. A exotic place listed in that massive tomb of a book and to show something for all his effort. He wanted to do more and show he wasn't just some dumb trainee that was seen as a Red Shirt to everyone around. He was a Lifer, and he wanted to do ACTUAL research.

His puffed tail started to sway. "So you heard music? That does does sound like a very good sign." Or else Jerry was just crazy. "Did you see anything else?"  

[Baneful]

Rep wasn't a morning person. He never had been and normally him and mornings peacefully coexisted by one never encountering the other. Today he hadn't had much choice, sleeping fitfully at best and after a bit of training, making his way to the labs to feed Massacre. Sharing the misery was about the best thing he could do, and if he could sleep, nor could the bull.

As he arrived however he spotted something entirely out of the ordinary, two minis out of their pens. He knew fine well what happened to minis on the loose on the island, but doubted either of the creatures had any idea of their impending melting death.

Glancing around hurriedly to make sure he was on his own, he sidled over to them both, as amicably as he could manage, stooping to eye them. "Hey wee dudes, whit ur yae dain' oot here oan yer ain?" As soon as he was near enough, he fully intended to scruff them and pick both of them, strange tentaclecat and treat alike, in an inescapable hug.

"Ye'll melt yae know, ah'll get baith ae yeez sorted oot."

He had never seen the cat thing before, it was probably expensive or rare.

 

[Bilious]

"Oh god oh god it's Rep-" Jerry squeaked. Walking practice would have to wait. Instead, Rep got a bundle of orange flailing tentacles and a feline howl of alarm as he tried to squirm free.  

[MoonKitsune]

Melvin looked up when he notices the shadow fall on them and saw a mass if red. Before he could react, he was picked up into a pair of large, string arms and heard some of the thickest Scottish he had heard in his life. "What the hell is he even saying?" Melvin squirmed in the Sun's arms.  

[Baneful]

As far as Rep was concerned, the more minipets squirmed and wriggled, the more they clearly loved you. If they tried to chew your face off they were just essentially being adorable.

"Aww, look it the wee bams wrigglin an s**t." he smirked toothily. "Ye cannae get away that easy ye know. Ah wonder if ye ur like, some kind ah new wans even." he looked thoughtful for a moment before addressing the two captives in his arms.

"Know whit we should dae? We should find oot who yae bilang tae. I should probableh speak tae Jordan. Or Ace. Mibbie they'll know wan wiy or the other whit thae ******** yae ur. Fur the sake ae names, the noo yae can be fuzzy basturt" he gestured at Melvin. "And you kin be .." he peered at the tentacled Jerry. "Mister Wriggles."

He seemed to distract himself with another thought.

"Though mibbie ah should make sure yeez urnae gonnae melt hauf wiy there..."


 

[Bilious]

Melt? Oh god, they wer eminipets but they weren't really going to MELT were they? And what would happen if Rep tried to feed them Fear candy? Could they even EAT Fear candy? He'd eaten Joy Cookies before and that had been bad enough...

Mr Wriggles suddenly gave a howl, coiled muscles springing as the cat creature launched itself from Rep's grip directly at his face.  

[MoonKitsune]

Melvin turned his head in the universal animal language of confused. He'd spoken to Rep plenty of times before, but his accent had never been this thick and hard to understand. With some difficulty, he did manage to get some if what he said before he was dubbed 'fuzzy b*****d', which made him dig his claws. What sort of pet name was that?! Maybe he should have been great foul he wasn't called Oreo or Sparky, but thus wasn't a step up.

When Rep considered taking them back to the labs, Jerry seemed to just loose it and attack. The sight of a mass if yowling tentacles was a sight to behold and sent Melvin in a fit of laughter.

"I think some places in Japan pay for that, Jerry!" He managed with a laugh.  

[Baneful]

Rep's main reaction to being assaulted by a vaguely feline ball of tentacles was to make loud but muffled sounds of indignant protest and try to haul it off his face - careful as he did so that his Tracey borne strength didn't end up pulling off any legs in the attempt. Meanwhile the fuzzy b*****d apparently was not taking his rescue at all well either, claws in his arms were the least of his worries.

Whatever he tried to say to plead with Mister Wriggles to get the ******** off his face was lost in a muddle of muffled Glaswegian and sheer difficulty talking

Of all the indignities he'd suffered, this one was pretty ******** high on the list.

 

[Bilious]

"YOU'RE NOT HELPING!" Jerry groaned to the laughing b*****d still on the ground. Tentacles instinctively coiled into springs, and the octokitty sprang from Rep's face, limbs fanning out to catch himself and he immediately about-face and growled.

And then toppled down onto his chin as the movement promptly twisted his barrage of wriggling limbs out from under him.

"Awwaaarrroooawaarrooo~" Mr Wriggles groaned sadly.  

[MoonKitsune]

Melvin jumped when Jerry fell and decided to give him a break. "Rep has a pathetic goat minipet. He can't handle one with any real bite to it. Just... untangle yourself."

Fluttering his wings, he managed to get up Rep's shies and started to climb his leg. That was until his claws got stuck. Trying to pull himself free, he was just left stuck midway up Rep's pants.

"Um, new plan?"