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Otto barely flinched, though he let out a monotoned 'Ow' in response.

Her sassy response earned a disgruntled huff from the teen. Bugs... Ugh. Bugs. Low blow, missy. Low blow. He tried not to cringe.

His next words were spoken through gritted teeth. "What? I'm bored." And you just so happened to be around at the time. Congrats, Rin. Tenya was ecstatic. Otto was doing all the things she wished she could do: annoy the general populace.

"Fine. Whatever. I don't need you anyway." He'd just.. poke all her stuff. Yeah.

He moved to touch the plant mini pet.

"Like what?"

Opportunity.

"I suck at making food." Otto retorted with a snort. "M'not hungry either."

His gaze shifted to his feet for a while. "S'alright. Just do silly Life stuff. Don't mind me." His gaze shifted back up.

Stare.

Otto's nose scrunched up, staring back at Rin, his shoulders dipping backward as if he was being fended off. Damn. He had to do stuff. Well, he didn't have to. But he really was bored. It was an option.

"Fine. Whatever." He didn't have to eat his cooking. If he messed up, it was alllll on her.

Operation poison Rin.

Otto rolled his eyes so far back in his head they could have fallen into his skull. And then he made his way to the break room like a good little boy.

"Alright. Let's do this. Lunch time." Otto slipped off his Hunter's coat, tossing it over a chair and turning to Rin, his hands on his hips. He raised a brow. "Whaddya want?"

"Sandwich?" That sounded easy enough! Feh! He'd either rock this sammich and show her good, or fail and poison her. Win win. "Microwave brownies..?" Otto blinked and shook his head. What the ******** were those? Well, whatever.

Otto got to work.

Bread. Check.



Mustard? Slab that s**t on there! Bitches love Mustard.



Otto don't get skimpy on that s**t, okay? Gotta cover all the bread. Nothing worse than a dry patch in your sammich! He's just looking out for you, Rin!

Next up! Cheese. Yeaaaah lots of damn cheese.
Hm? Cream cheese? That's like, half the work of chewing done for you, right? DO IT!

<******** Yeah! Otto was a Lunch Master! Okay, what was next.. Fritos? On a sandwich? Well.. WHATEVS! But hm.. it'd be too pointy to just slap them on there...

Genius. Frito Powder! Turning that boring cheese into a healthy colour, yeah!

And now.. the meat! Lot's of meat. Rin looked like she enjoyed big meat.
What was that? She didn't ask for mea---TOO ******** BAD.



So pro.

Seemingly done, Otto smooshed the two pieces together, flopped it onto a plate and placed it on the table. "No dessert till ya eat yer lunch."

"Don't be picky." Otto retorted, crossing his arms. "I put a lot of love into."

He was lying.