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DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 5 Total: 12 (2-16)

DarkHeartedSorrow

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:37 pm


You callin' Shang fat?

You dirty ho.


HP: 26/40
DMG: 6
chiickadee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 8 Total: 15 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:39 pm


Then Ami got real mad.

With guns.

Anger with guns.

HP: 21/40
DMG: 9

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 6 Total: 14 (2-16)

DarkHeartedSorrow

Adorable Trash

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:41 pm


Feng was intimidated, so he just flailed Shang and hoped for the best.

Ami's scary as ********.


HP: 17/40
DMG: 8
chiickadee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 7, 5 Total: 12 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:43 pm


Ami was genuinely surprised by how well Feng wielded Shang.

Of course, she would never say that.

She'd just keep firing her gun.

HP: 13/40
DMG: 6

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice: 4, 3 Total: 7 (2-16)

DarkHeartedSorrow

Adorable Trash

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:46 pm


That's funny, because Feng had no idea what he's doing with Shang.

HP: 11/40
DMG: 1
chiickadee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 4 Total: 6 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:56 pm


"STOP MOVING."

HP: 12/40
DMG: 0

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice: 3, 1 Total: 4 (2-16)

DarkHeartedSorrow

Adorable Trash

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:57 pm


"You first."

Feng didn't whine. He would never whine.

HP: 11/40
DMG: 0
chiickadee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 1, 6 Total: 7 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 8:58 pm


Ami was getting tired, so she ducked behind a hay bale and shot a bullet.

Just one.

One single bullet.

HP: 12/40
DMG: 1

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 3 Total: 5 (2-16)

DarkHeartedSorrow

Adorable Trash

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:01 pm


Feng stared at the hay bale. Because he legitimately had no idea how to approach this obstacle.

HP: 10/40
DMG: 0
chiickadee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 2, 8 Total: 10 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:03 pm


You hide behind it, and then shoot bullets from behind it.

Which Ami could barely do. Four more bullets and a hiss.

An idea struck. A very stupid idea. Yet one that Ami was going to go through with anyways. "... Feng I'm out of bullets, hand me a pack from the rack."

HP: 12/40
DMG: 4

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice: 8, 3 Total: 11 (2-16)

DarkHeartedSorrow

Adorable Trash

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:13 pm


... She wanted a fair fight, right? So she needed bullets. Made sense to him. *u* He pulled the bullets and brought them to her, but he knew that evil look.

It was the look of an Ami that still definitely wanted to kick his a**.

He dropped the bullets on her head and dove for the nearest hay bale to get away from her.



HP: 6/40
DMG: 5
chiickadee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 2 Total: 8 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:19 pm


Ami was absolutely flabberghasted. Feng actually did it. He actually got her bullets. How stupid did you have to be to ACTUALLY get bullets for your enemy?!

She intended to shoot him in the face or something, but he quickly dove behind a barrier. Only a few shots actually made it to his backside, before thumping into the bale uselessly.

HP: 7/40
DMG: 2

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder

DarkHeartedSorrow rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 4 Total: 10 (2-16)

DarkHeartedSorrow

Adorable Trash

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:21 pm


a** shots were uncalled for.

Rude.


HP: 4/40
DMG: 4
chiickadee rolled 2 8-sided dice: 6, 4 Total: 10 (2-16)
PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:23 pm


Ami just fired at the hay bale until bullets made their way through. How d'you like them apples, Feng?

Feng should probably call for mercy.

HP: 3/40
DMG: dominated

chiickadee

Princess Hoarder


DarkHeartedSorrow

Adorable Trash

PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2012 9:30 pm


He felt his fear shield and nearly screeched in fear that he was legitimately going to get shot in the a**.

"UNCLE! UNCLE!"
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