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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-20)
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 Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 8:57 pm
HP: 24/50
Damage: Miss
"WHAT THE ********, MAN! LOW BLOW!" Bringing a boy's mama into it. Poor form, Dakota. Poor form.
The Death trainee yelped as Dakota kicked his shin, bouncing backward and holding his shin with one hand. "That ******** hurt!" Otto whined, staggering back to get his balance again.
"Ohya? Well take THIS ya dumbass Moonie!" He swung a fist at Dakota...
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:13 pm
"Your mom jokes...are never low Brother." Dakota hiccuped and then stared at the fist that whooshed by his face. "Oh thank you for waving some cool air in my face. Its getting hot in here...Aren't you hot? I'm hot." he started to toe off his boots...followed by his hunter jacket and shirt.
"Augh Augh. This feels so much better. OKAY NOW WE BATTLE AGAIN!"
Dakota: 29/50
Damage: Just Dakota stripping
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 7
Total: 16 (2-20)
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Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2012 9:20 pm
Not only did Otto miss, Dakota was now.... stripping.  "Great.. glad yer'all comfy n' s**t." Otto staggered backward some more and lifted up Tenya above his head. And then swung down. HP: 24/50 Damage: 10
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice:
6, 8
Total: 14 (2-20)
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:17 pm
Why is Otto so powerful...
"Bro Bro bro bro why you do this to me. I thought we were brothers and s**t. Why you wanna mess me up so bad?" All bets were off as chama was thrown at Otto by a very pouty Dakota. "Your so mean to me brother. OH MY GOD ITS STILL REALLY HOT, Dude the grass feels amazing on my toes...like it tickles. OTTO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OF BRO, FEEL THE WIND AND THE GRASS..."
Dakota: 19/50
Damage: 8
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:22 am
HP: 16/50 Damage: 5 Ow, flying dagger! "PUT YER GODDAMN CLOTHES ON, BOY!" Otto screamed at the taller boy. Otto knocked Dakota on the head with the end of Tenya's far edge.
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:14 pm
"I DUN WANNA OTTO!!!!" Dakota grinned and made his way stealthily to hug his little brother.
"Your like...the best Otto...the best. Thanks for doing this with me man, it was good. Your like...I'm the best you know but your the best too." Cue leaning down and cheek rubs.
Awkward....
Dakota: 14/50
Damage: Awkward
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
8, 2
Total: 10 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 12:38 pm
Because Otto was a whole foot shorter than Dakota. How was it Dakota seemed more plastered than Otto? Maybe Otto used more Dr. Pepper than vodka...
"Godammit.." Otto choked under the weight of the other boy as he rubbed cheeks with him. That was only something Eva and Clerise were allowed to do!
Otto hooked his leg behind Dakota's knee and pulled, looking to knock him off his feet.
HP: 16/50
Damage: 4
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:19 pm
yes Otto, Dakota was a lightweight thus the more drunken nature. Plus he's a cuddler...
And he wanted to cuddleeeeeee.
Except he hit the ground hard...breath knocked out as he tried to laugh the pain away.
"Hah...got you." And kicked Otto in the shin...yes.
Dakota: 10/50
Damage: 2
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:22 pm
HP: 14 Damage: Lolnope Otto was certain he was not drunk, because clearly Dakota was the drunk one. "Dude, yer ********' wasted." Otto grouched as he was kicked. "You're actin' like a moron. You should see how dumb you loo--"Otto then accidentally stepped back awkwardly and fell over.
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 1
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:30 pm
When Otto joined Dakota on the ground, The moon hunter snorted and then raised a eyebrow.
"Who's the drunk one here again?" He snorted but made no real effort as he slapped Chama over at Otto. "Haha a*****e, You going to let me beat you?"
More snorting...and laughs.
Dakota: 10/50
Damage: 5
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Bittiface rolled 2 10-sided dice:
3, 5
Total: 8 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:35 pm
HP: 9 Damage: 2 "OW.... quit it." The Louisiana raised teen kicked Dakota for the earlier hit.
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Pixie Nyxie rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 5
Total: 12 (2-20)
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 1:56 pm
"No you quit it..."
The kick was returned with a jab from Chama into Otto's side.
"Take that brother."
Dakota: 8/50
Damage: 6
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:03 pm
HP: 3
"OOOOWWW" Otto rolled away, de-summoning Tenya and curling his arms over his torso. "Stoppiiiiiiit~"
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Posted: Sun Oct 28, 2012 2:09 pm
Dakota grinned as he desummoned Chama too...by sticking her in the ground.
"I'm the best..." Dakota said with confidence..."You okay bro? and..." He rolled over the oppisite way of Otto though. "I don't feel too well..."
then promptly rolled himself to a bush to throw up all the alcohol.
yes. Perfect end to the battle.
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