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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
1, 5
Total: 6 (2-16)
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 Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 4:54 pm
"DUDS! I meant Duds!" Oh geez slip of the tongue during battle but he had been thinking of of worm children and didn't know how that one slipped out.
"It's not - She is a She!! She doesn't have sperm!" Though if she was the type of worm to self-pregnate her, then gender probably didn't matter as they could be whatever they wanted to be. That wasn't the point though, and he wasn't about to lay out a biology lesson to a guy who was freaking out about weapon sperm.
You don't, right?
Ahahahahaha!! NO!! This guy is crazy!! Tell him it is though. I want to see him go crazy!
Then, with a ballerina's grace he didn't expect from a raging lunatic, Robert raced at him and stabbed him, sending him stumbling back and holding his chest as his breath was knocked out of him.
"Woah." He said, his voice a little short from more or less being punched in the chest. It was his turn to smile a bit. "Nice move. Very......dainty." Hurt like hell though, but with moves like that, he'd think the guy would be used to having messes on his chest.
HP: 35/40
Damage: 0
Charges: 2/3
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 10
Total: 15 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 5:19 pm
Robert was relieved to hear he wasn't being impregnated by a weapon, but he did not appreciate being called dainty.
He did not appreciate it at all.
He made his disapproval obvious by glaring flatly at Melvin for a moment, and then wordlessly slamming Jezebel's blunt middle down right across the other man's head.
HP: 39
Damage: 9
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 6
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:03 pm
This was only his second spar, one involving a large axe, and this one involved a double bladed...thing! This meant he was in no way used to the idea of anyone sending a massive blade down upon him, and he always was close to shitting bricks when he saw someone coming at him. The shield was not a concept he had fixed in his mind yet, and each time he almost screamed for the lunatic to not come at him and chop his head off. It wasn't a scream, but he did gasp quickly before he felt a white light of pain hit his skull.
Covering his cranium, he stumbled back as he hissed. "Dammnn." That ******** hurt bad. It was a splitting headache, but at least not a splitting skull. The attack and been far less dainty than the previous one. "Okay. Okay. Point made."
He got it! REALLY!
Rubbing his skull, he stepped back and was starting to get pissed. The idea was to make the other guy hurt and so far he only made him sick. Not the goal he was going for. Taking aim, he had to wait for his hands to stop shaking (a real problem he was noticing) before he shot again.
YES! YES! YES! OMJ! JUST BLOW HIS BRAINS OUT!! JUST ONE MORE! JUST ONE!
What is WRONG with you?! Stop screaming in my head! Calm your a** down!
HP: 26/40
Damage: 7
Charges: 3/3
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 9:25 pm
At a closer range, Melvin's shot hit Robert right in the neck. He choked at the impact, and then groaned at the feeling of the acid burning his shield away. "Christ." He was never going to spar with Melvin again. NEVER. "You don't need as much practice as you think, just keep shooting 'till you hit something. Those monsters will never stand a chance."
He wiped the goo off of his neck, and charged at Melvin, twirling Jezebel expertly in his hands like a rotator blade - in hopes that any stray eggs would get smacked away until he reached the other hunter, and turned her sideways. The weapon helicoptered right into Melvin.
HP: 37
Damage: 5
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:16 pm
Okay, dainty went from quick to freaking scary and he really didn't to face a human blender. The way the man was swinging the massive blades around just made him pale, and he backed up only for Robert to move in even closer.
It was really starting to sting too!! If his head didn't hurt already, Saliva was just going CRAZY!
That's it! Do it! Just Shoot one more time! Quickly! QUICKLY! NOW YOU IDIOT! PULL THE TRIGGER!!!
Oh my god, what is wrong with you?!!!
AHH!! I'M GOING TO EXPLODE!!!
"What?!!" Staring at his gun as it started to glow, he did what any sane person would do. He threw his weapon.
HP: 21/40
Damage: 0 - Low roll do to throwing and not firing.
Charges: 3/3
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-20)
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:50 pm
Robert's eyes opened wide and Jezebel stopped rotating the moment the weapon came flying at his head. He swerved all the way to the left to avoid it, and just barely bumped against Melvin as he tripped over himself trying to get away.
"Don't throw that nasty thing at me, goddamn s**t ******** s**t I think I stubbed my toe s**t-"
It really stung. ):
HP: 37
Damage: 1
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Posted: Fri Aug 17, 2012 11:58 pm
He was lightly bumped, but as Robert stumbled past, Melvin made a motion to catch the man if he fell and retracted his hands when Robert gained his footing, if not swearing the entire time.
"s**t! Sorry! It said it was going to explode! I didn't want to loose a hand!" Maybe his weapon was defective.
Then came the swearing, and not from Robert. Melvin covered his ears as Saliva went into a storm of high pitched swears as she laid in the grass. glowing with her full charge. She wanted a release and this ******** just threw her away!!
"Oh s**t she's loud." No matter how much he covered his ears, it didn't make it any louder. Ohh! Why didn't he just keep aspirin on hand?!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:01 am
Robert heard a screech of laughter. It was the first thing she'd 'said' to him in days, and all it was was laughing. Terrible, cruel laughter.
Robert didn't laugh.
"Your weapon's tryin' to discharge, man. Jesus Christ, did nobody tell you about that?" He didn't even know someone had to tell them about it.. he couldn't even remember how he'd learned. "She's gonna be a little b***h until she expels her FEAR charge. You can use it on me, I don't care. I still got enough shield to last.
You never use my charge, you sorry piece of s**t.
Robert smiled, a lazy, cruel smile. Melvin would never know why.
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MoonKitsune rolled 3 4-sided dice:
1, 1, 4
Total: 6 (3-12)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 12:27 am
"Someone said they charged but didn't say how it all worked! I didn't know they would start loosing their mind and yell at me like they were going through a seizure. Sheesh!" Why was everyone yelling at him?! He wasn't used to weird weapons that talked and got all hyped off of hitting people like they were on crack.
The moment he held up Saliva, she was BEGGING for him to fire.
COME ON!!! GET THIS PUPPY OUTTA ME! GET IT OUT!!!
"Okay. Okay!" He aimed at Robert who had already given his consent, but the man was still sorta hopping around, and he didn't feel exactly right shooting a guy who was offering his help. Well, he did ask for it.
Aiming, he was just about to fire when Saliva shouted at him.
DO IT ALREADY!!!
Jerking, he squeezed the trigger sending a glowing egg flying out and zooming past the other Life Hunter and cracking against the ground behind him. The ground sizzled violently, burning the grass as it gave off green fumes.
Ahhhhh. Now that....feels so much better. She sighed dreamily and he was left feeling very uncomfortable.
"This is just really..." He looked at his gun as she seemed to fan herself off mentally, and he adjusted his goggles a moment as he tried to process this. "...really messed up." And gross on too many levels to count. He wasn't even dirty and he felt like taking a shower.
HP: 20/40
Damage: Missed
Charges: USING Poison Fang YR2
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
7, 5
Total: 12 (2-20)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 1:17 am
Robert rolled his eyes at the missed charge, but grinned a knowing smile when Melvin started getting uncomfortable about it. "Yeah, they get a little antsy, I've heard. Someone once said it was like they needed to pop their load, but I can't tell from experience. Jazzy here," He held the weapon up to his head. "She always stays silent. She's beggin' for it right now, I can feel it, but she refuses to say a damn thing to me."
I am not begging for anything.
"Stubborn b***h. She probably wants it so bad she'd cry if she could. And she knows I'm the only one who can give her what she wants, so she-"
Jezebel started screaming so loudly in his mind, that Robert clenched his head with his hands and whimpered. Only when he was on his knees was she satisfied, and she stopped. He could feel her smugness.
"STUBBORN b***h." He repeated, before shaking his head and going at Melvin again. His stagger was sloppy, and his swipe was just a typical, solid smack with the blades, but a hit was a hit.
HP: 37
Damage: 6
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 4
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:09 pm
"Oh great. It's already gross enough that she is a worm. Now I got to here that?" He really wanted to touch Saliva less and less, and if his grip wasn't vital to using his weapon, he'd be keeping it at arm's reach while only using two fingers to hold it.
You try and keep a egg in you. I wanted that one out. Next time fire more quickly and you won't have to hear me. Think of it as motivation.
"Ahh. That's not motivation. That's gross." He once again forgot about mentally responding again in his current moment of plain disgust, and looked up as Robert talked about his own weapon.
It seemed his weapon had more self-control, but just as he went about bragging, it seemed to speak up. Melvin was glad he wasn't the only one to suffer from a unmanageable woman, well - womanish thing. It certainly helped to improve his mood, until Robert came back at him.
The grace was lacking from his current attacks and in comparison, he was somewhat disappointed by the lack of finesse, but it didn't mean the attack didn't hurt any less. It was really working him down, and it was hard to keep distance when Robert kept running in close.
Of course, this close, it was easier to aim, and he shot back at him again. "Your moves are getting a little sloppy." He managed, clenching his teeth a moment at the impact of his blades. "You were more graceful before." Almost ice-skating worthy.
HP: 14/40
Damage: 5
Charges:0/3
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-20)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:16 pm
Was.. was this smarmy mother ******** giving him critiques on his form?!
Robert stared at Melvin for a few seconds, mouth open in shock, before very simply offering him a more subtle attack - in the form of a raised middle finger.
HP: 32
Damage: Robert
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 5
Total: 7 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 6:58 pm
Melvin looked at the middle finger and placed a hand to his heart, looking as if he was hit there. "That really hurts, Robert. Here I thought the red-head was sensitive. For guys with big-a** weapons, you really can't take a verbal hit, can you?" It was good old-fashioned ribbing, and it helped his nerves immensely. That and he couldn't help himself. If you were going to twirl about, you had to expect someone to notice.
Aiming, he did poorly to actually hit the guy. His entire body was aching at this point.
HP: 14/40 Hurt Feelings :C
Damage: 1
Charges:1/3
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Nio Love rolled 2 10-sided dice:
10, 5
Total: 15 (2-20)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:05 pm
"Oh, no, man, I can take a good roast. Really I can." His voice was low, gravelly, and extremely unhappy. "In fact, you'll soon find out that us Lifers, we love a good joke on each other."
He rose Jezebel up, and turned her halfway, so her other end was pointing upward. She chuckled.
"But if you ever insult my moves again."
Robert's body twisted around, twirling up onto one toe over, and over, and over, as he flew at the other hunter, until Jezebel was nothing but a blur. The blur jutted out of the twirling hunter, slicing Melvin with the sharp end of the blade, and ripping across.
He didn't need to finish his sentence.
HP: 31
Damage: 9
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MoonKitsune rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 1
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Sat Aug 18, 2012 7:32 pm
This guy had a sweet spot, and his voice showed that he was hit. Robert did not like anyone insulting his moves. Got it.
Oh no. Robert was going to make sure he got it, and Melvin was left momentarily speechless as he watched the man point up on a tippy toe and then started to turn. The trainee was about to put his gun under his arm and start clapping when he noticed the dancing tornado was speeding his way like a really pissed off roadrunner.
There was no real dodging this move, as the blade alone swept wide and Melvin was already close as it was.
It hit, harder than the very limited experienced he had with weapons so far had hit, and it threw him back to the ground with enough blinding pain that he stayed there for a good minute, holding his sides. He was having a hard enough time standing up, but the wind was all but karate-kicked out of him by the impact.
His weapon was held to his chest as he let the pain fade, but he really didn't want to get up.
As mature as it was, he really wasn't going to just put up with some putting the beat down on him, not without some sort of jab back. Seeing as he wasn't going to get much in the way of actual physical attacks, as he was very well used to that reality, he continued. "Gotcha..." He managed, voice short as he tried not to groan. "...Twinkle-toes."
To this he aimed, and tried to hit at Robert's face. The guy didn't like gross weapons.One had to wonder if this goopey acid could blind. Was that a low blow? Well,he could brush it off as bad aiming.
Do you want to die?
Not really.
Well you're not helping then!
HP: 5/40
Damage: 3
Charges:2/3
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