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 Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 1:58 pm
"What? Did someone send me a text message? A sexy text message?" The boil continued squeaking, watching her curiously until his phone was returned to his hands.
Oh. OH!
The boil looked down at the picture, then back up to the ghoul. "What? Sometimes people ask for pics. So sorry if I'm gentlemanly enough to oblige." Gentleman. Yeah, what a great word to describe him. The boil's brow furrowed as he watched her vigorously type things out on her phone. "Honestly, you act as if you've never seen a naked man bef-"
Lou's eyes narrowed on the screen, looking back up to her with a death glare. "It's. A phone picture." Lou liked to think of himself as well endowed, at least better than your average boil. Though that was how all men thought. "Besides, my dear." He finally managed to push himself up off the ground, once again towering over her. "It's not the size that matters, it's what you can do with it, and let me assure you... I know many. Many. Many things." He leaned in closer until his face was just inches from hers, a cruel grin cracking through his face.
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Posted: Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:04 pm
She shook her head. Gentlemanly or just using it for...She didn't even know. She couldn't even fathom the idea of the vampire using nude pictures of himself for anything. It was just...She tapped on her phone again and held it up for him to read.Quote: I've never seen a male fully naked....Not even my boilfriend. It is quite shocking... Quote: I'm sorry, but I have no idea what you mean by using it. What would you use it for? Quote: Why are you getting so close!??!
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 8:30 am
Well, whoever her boilfriend was, Lou was sure he had made it on this guy's s**t list. It was a good thing. The vampire would give himself a pat on the back for it later.
"Well, my dear. I'm glad I could be your first."
And he felt not an ounce of guilt. What he would use it for? That much should be obvious, though he had no intention of clarifying.
Oh, hand in face. Always the hand in the face. "OOoooh, your hand smells good." Sometimes that kept them from continuing the hand shenanigans. More creepy pervy stuff coming out of his mouth. Aww yeah. "Perhaps I could show you... Some of these things I do. It could be our little secret. Affairs like that are always so exciting on SkreeV after all." Honestly Lou was expecting her to run away screaming any time now.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 2:48 pm
Amphi blankly stared at Lou and then shook her head.  Quote: I think I have had enough of Lou for today. I am going back to my dorm.
It was looking more appealing by the minute.
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Posted: Thu Aug 02, 2012 4:26 pm
Well, that went much better than planned.
"Ta-tah, dear clam titties! I'll keep this picture close to my heart always!" if she hadn't ended up deleting it, that is.
At the very least it seemed Lou had his fill of tormenting the poor mermaid. Now he was busy with his eyephone to assess the damage and admire his own naked pictures. Narcissist much?
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