|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:34 pm
Cartwright If I remember the match right, I was facing Mavlik Young (Marts used to tag with him so he may remember the name better xd ), typical hardcore match until the foreign objects took a dive into the insane side......a boot that turned the wearer into a zombie, a wand that fired bolts of electricity, silly but funny! OMFG... The ZOMBIE BOOT! The one that would summon Zombie Steve Sparks!
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:10 pm
Remember when I beat the everloving bajeezus out of Snypa with an ACTUAL 50 cal. Sniper Rifle? Then faced him in a taipei death match without glass knucks and won, retiring the Demented Genius of Extreme for the first of many times?
Now you do.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:23 pm
Remember that time there was this massive walkout in WWFG? That was crazy, wasn't it? I mean, I had wanted to quit FG because I heard by word of my mouth that dear ol' Tim had forgot my name. One of the biggest storylines in FG history and he doesn't even remember who I am. I quietly resign by PM and everything's hunky-dory until Chrono starts this thread because he wanted to promo his resignation and it just snowballed from there into a promo worthy of the BitB for Promo of the Year because it seemed like everybody and their momma was walking out.
That was positively WILD. If you weren't there, you don't know what you missed.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 9:30 pm
You remember that time I killed Hitler? Yeah no one remembers that and the history books claimed suicide.. But like those ever told the truth
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 10:26 pm
oh, remember in EEW, during the last leg in a promo that i want to say was started by chrono in which all the talents came out to give the owner a kick in the a** that devolved into a magic show between the glacier character controlled by lauri and chrono? remember, with the arena getting turned into some kind of iceland, then back to normal, then back to ice, and at some point something like an elimination chamber was involved.........OMFG that gave me a brain aneurysm just trying to half heartedly recall that......what the hell do we even call that
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:14 am
Jarel Damone oh, remember in EEW, during the last leg in a promo that i want to say was started by chrono in which all the talents came out to give the owner a kick in the a** that devolved into a magic show between the glacier character controlled by lauri and chrono? remember, with the arena getting turned into some kind of iceland, then back to normal, then back to ice, and at some point something like an elimination chamber was involved.........OMFG that gave me a brain aneurysm just trying to half heartedly recall that......what the hell do we even call that We call it jumping the shark.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:53 am
Neo_Hurricane Jarel Damone oh, remember in EEW, during the last leg in a promo that i want to say was started by chrono in which all the talents came out to give the owner a kick in the a** that devolved into a magic show between the glacier character controlled by lauri and chrono? remember, with the arena getting turned into some kind of iceland, then back to normal, then back to ice, and at some point something like an elimination chamber was involved.........OMFG that gave me a brain aneurysm just trying to half heartedly recall that......what the hell do we even call that We call it jumping the shark. so in other words, we gave it a name that makes about as much sense as the actions within?
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:55 am
Jarel Damone Neo_Hurricane Jarel Damone oh, remember in EEW, during the last leg in a promo that i want to say was started by chrono in which all the talents came out to give the owner a kick in the a** that devolved into a magic show between the glacier character controlled by lauri and chrono? remember, with the arena getting turned into some kind of iceland, then back to normal, then back to ice, and at some point something like an elimination chamber was involved.........OMFG that gave me a brain aneurysm just trying to half heartedly recall that......what the hell do we even call that We call it jumping the shark. so in other words, we gave it a name that makes about as much sense as the actions within? You don't know enough about Happy Days.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:57 am
Neo_Hurricane Jarel Damone Neo_Hurricane Jarel Damone oh, remember in EEW, during the last leg in a promo that i want to say was started by chrono in which all the talents came out to give the owner a kick in the a** that devolved into a magic show between the glacier character controlled by lauri and chrono? remember, with the arena getting turned into some kind of iceland, then back to normal, then back to ice, and at some point something like an elimination chamber was involved.........OMFG that gave me a brain aneurysm just trying to half heartedly recall that......what the hell do we even call that We call it jumping the shark. so in other words, we gave it a name that makes about as much sense as the actions within? You don't know enough about Happy Days. clearly not
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 7:58 am
[M]a.r.t.s Cartwright If I remember the match right, I was facing Mavlik Young (Marts used to tag with him so he may remember the name better xd ), typical hardcore match until the foreign objects took a dive into the insane side......a boot that turned the wearer into a zombie, a wand that fired bolts of electricity, silly but funny! OMFG... The ZOMBIE BOOT! The one that would summon Zombie Steve Sparks! That's the one! xd I'd forgot the Steve Sparks moment! rofl I've no idea how that started now! I remember seeing that whole Glacier thing, good to see EEW went out with a bang eh?! ;P
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:05 am
Yukari Clepsydra You remember that time I killed Hitler? Yeah no one remembers that and the history books claimed suicide.. But like those ever told the truth This XD And as for me, I wasn't involved but the matches with the broomstick are pretty out there and another time on FB I had the "pleasure" of RPing with someone who legitimately thought he was the second coming of Jesus and tried repeatedly over the course of several weeks to "exorcise the demons from my lost soul." I would have blocked him but it was sooooooo damnnnnnnnn funnnnnnyyyyyyy
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:27 am
Jarel Damone Neo_Hurricane Jarel Damone Neo_Hurricane Jarel Damone oh, remember in EEW, during the last leg in a promo that i want to say was started by chrono in which all the talents came out to give the owner a kick in the a** that devolved into a magic show between the glacier character controlled by lauri and chrono? remember, with the arena getting turned into some kind of iceland, then back to normal, then back to ice, and at some point something like an elimination chamber was involved.........OMFG that gave me a brain aneurysm just trying to half heartedly recall that......what the hell do we even call that We call it jumping the shark. so in other words, we gave it a name that makes about as much sense as the actions within? You don't know enough about Happy Days. clearly not Jumping the shark is a term coined by the episode of Happy Days when Fonzy actually jumped a shark. It defines the point in a once popular form of entertainment where it has long peaked, and has begun to decline via a grand stunt.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 9:00 am
Remember the time I defeated (and retired) the Legendary Majin, by singing 'I'll make a man out of you' for 15 pages without break? Remember two years later to the date, Chrono came out to that theme and defeated the returning Justin Amaze.
When Chrono gets down to business to defeat the Huns..
You better send him daughters instead of sons.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 10:59 am
Cartwright [M]a.r.t.s Cartwright If I remember the match right, I was facing Mavlik Young (Marts used to tag with him so he may remember the name better xd ), typical hardcore match until the foreign objects took a dive into the insane side......a boot that turned the wearer into a zombie, a wand that fired bolts of electricity, silly but funny! OMFG... The ZOMBIE BOOT! The one that would summon Zombie Steve Sparks! That's the one! xd I'd forgot the Steve Sparks moment! rofl I've no idea how that started now! I remember seeing that whole Glacier thing, good to see EEW went out with a bang eh?! ;P That actually started when Steve Sparks killed his character and brought it back a month later. A bit Tim White-ish I suppose.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 11:19 am
[M]a.r.t.s So, it was some weird match where you had Samoa Dan and Cartwright against Rogan Hibbits, with Marxx and Christina Parks as co-special guest referees. Why? Ask Snypa. So basically Rogan wrote that he was lying dead on the first hit. Good job Samoa Dan, you must be the first guy to ever murder someone with a clothesline. And so, since he was dead, the four (then five when Snypa jumped in) tried to hide the body. And by hiding, I mean putting it in a casket, cover it in concrete and throw it in the lake on live television. I can let you guys imagine what kind of crazy scenario came out from that. And then came the testamonies on camera. Another hilarious bout where Samoa Dan actually talked about cutting the guy and sell the organs on eBay, Freakshow doing what was, to me, his breakout promo, CP talking about LOTR because she understood that the HOBBITS died instead of HIBBITS, and the list goes on. Fun moment to say the least. I remember that.. ..My breakout promo was a two line eulogy. eek
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
![[M]a.r.t.s's avatar](https://a1cdn.gaiaonline.com/dress-up/avatar/ava/c3/d7/71c5afb049d7c3_flip.png?t=1661870548_6.00_10)
