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 Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 9:29 pm
((Home pancake. XD I need to use that expression somewhere. I don't know when, but I WILL.))
After several minutes of using her Alyeth to English dictionary, Taiyo finally deciphered what her crazy friend was saying, for not even Taiyo was able to speak that fast.
"I am... well... I dunno about great, but I'm alive! And in the book too! Isn't that crazy? But man, I'm relieved to see that you're here as well, because I tried calling home and the operator was saying that I couldn't and then- OH MY GAWD! I HEAR KENSHIN IN THE BACKROUND!" The young crazed red-head was now nearly foaming at the mouth, hearing a very confused sounding Kenshin on Alyeth's half. Why was she lucky enough to get to be with the famous ex-hitokiri ? It's not fair (according to her anyways)! Taiyo also heard the screaming of Mensa in the backround. Wait- They both got to be with Kenshin and Misao? AHHHH!
Now, it wasn't that Sano wasn't a good character, oh contraire. He was awesome, but having a freeloader, and a slacker together in the same boat wasn't the cleverest thing to do. It's like walking in the artic naked. Why the hell would you do that? Well, unless someone is trying to stab you through your igloo and you happened to be naked at the time and need to get out as fast as you can... yes... this is a reference to a movie. I'll shut up now.
"Okay, where are you guys? Once Sano is done learning that Chicken of Doom attack, I'll meet up with you. We're out of food anyways and I'm hungry and tired and don't like being in a forest without anything other than my cellphone. Especially when you're in another dimension. Do you have a toothbrush? I think my breath stinks, and I'm willing to use someone elses."
Though Sano and Anji were trying hard to train at the moment, it was very difficult with the insane girl's outbursts every now and then. Anji was able to concentrate due to his supreme Buddha abilities, but it was more than likely that the Rooster head suffered from sort of ADD and couldn't stand it. He swore, once he was done with this, he knew exactly what he'd be testing his attack on after rocks.
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Posted: Tue Apr 11, 2006 9:31 pm
"Was that Taiyo?" asked Mensa absentmindedly, after she was done checking her stuff on Gaia. Hearing Kenshin's confused statements about laptops, she showed him the wonders of electronics. "Well, you see, to explain more technically and unbiased than Alyeth's introduction, it is a device that allows you to access pieces of information without having to send a letter. Basically, a virtual world, where getting up to buy your food is unnecessary and eBay is god."
How she could say that without being in an outburst about how Kenshin was less than a few feet away from her, no one shall ever know.
"Oh, and that's Alyeth," Mensa mentioned, pointing towards Home Pancake #1. "I'm Mensa."
Kenshin nodded slowly. Virtual World?
"Alyeth?" Mensa asked, glancing towards the cellphone weilding girl ahead. "Maybe we should change our names... to something more... I dunno... Something more natural here. Like Hitaru's name. Hitaru could use her name, but using a Spanish name in Japan-- HOLYCRAPOLAI'MSPEAKINGJAPANESE!!!!!!" Mensa screamed, her eye twitching slightly. Several birds had now died due to having their brains exploded by horrifyingly loud sound waves bursting their brains. Poor things.
Calming down, Mensa sighed. "I will be... Hotaru. Y'know, from .hack." Make up some name, I dunno..."
"Also, we need to get going. The sun's starting to go down..." And indeed it was. It was very beautiful-- streaks of pink, red, orange, and yellow merging together to create something worthy of a postcard.
"That's something you'll never see in the smog-infested world of the future, ne, Alyeth?"
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 9:06 pm
The girl blinked a couple of times at Mensa, not really seeing how her definition was really any more specific than her own. Psh, what-ever-. "Yeah, that was her. She's with Sano, what are the odds of that? Oh man, this is going to rock like those little mini doughnuts from Dunkin Donuts but they're not actually doughnuts since they don't have holes in them but they're mini and have frosting on the--" Yeah. What in Gawd's name was it with this girl and babbling? Oh well, it didn't matter much. Kenshin seemed to like going to girls that wouldn't seem to shut up.. although there's no evidence to prove this. Ignoring the few coughs from the imaginary audience, Alyeth looked over to Mensa to listen to whatever she had to say. "But they already know our name, what use would that be? I guess you have a point though.. how about Kenjuru?" Sure, she mixed some of Aru and Kenji's name together, but who cares? It sounded cool, so.. why not?
Plugging her ears, she waited until the last of the birds fell out of the sky and landed in the brush of the forest before deciding to say something else. Kenshin seemed pretty confused, especially by the spazz of her friend nearby. Laptop.. ? Virtual world..? Perhaps it was too much to grasp for such a humble citizen of the Meiji era. Then again, you never know. What was so apparently shocking about speaking Japanese in.. Japan? He didn't know, nor did the rurouni want to try and figure out. They'd wasted too much time just lingering around with these new strangers, but it would most likely end up being additions to their small group Kenshin would've rather kept to just himself. It wasn't safe, and he didn't want to risk anyone and be accountable for it. But now that he knew Sanosuke was coming as well, things just kept appearing inevitable at every turn. Oh well.. what to do about it now...
Alyeth looked up at the sunset, nodding in agreement to Mensa.. er, Hotaru. "It really is nice, almost looks like a painting in the sky. Eeee Japan is so cool!!!" And certainly it must have been, or else the girl wouldn't be jumping up and down like an ecstatic idiot.
[-SO- short >>; there wasn't much to say though. Ugh.
Edit: I kind of changed the alias name around, figured it didn't really match mixing the two together XD this one does a little better.]
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 3:15 pm
Walking in the great big library was a normal average american girl, with her new mp3 Iriver. Yep, a normal american idiot, who went by the name of Terri.
"What the flip'n-flep?!!?!" She shreiked. "It's the 8th friggin' book of Rurouni Kenshin!!" She squealed, before slapping her hand over her mouth. Terri never really read the whole manga series, but watched the whole television series when she was just a little girl... There wasn't anyone in the library, only the deaf lady at the desk... She grinned and strolled on over to the table, giving afew more glances around the area, just in case... She is, after all, an expert at pretending she's a secret ninja... And ninja's never get cought... Right?
She giggled, flipping open the book while pushing away her messy light brown/dark blonde(the color of my hair has still not been classified as blonde or brown yet =P) from her odd eyes, which changed colors from hazel to an odd green color(and the same thing goes for my eyes <<). She slowly tilted her head, finding the page to be all... swirlly and... swirling... Was it moveing? Or was just that her head turnning to much? Maybe she needs to see her eye doctor again... the cute eye doctor... who is not married... and is cute... And while she was thinking of seeing her eye doctor, she was being sucked into the voidy-like vortex... By the time she acutally noticed, she found herself in a weird white fog... Wait, that was a cloud... Hmm... She also began to feel a light ray of sun shine on her, and the feeling of falling is what she felt...
Cloud+Falling+Sun shine= . . . OMFG!111!!!!111!11oneonetyoneteenteen
She closed her eyes, awaiting the feeling of landing on the ground while listening to "Sugar, We're Going Down"... Seemed to fit the situation... Eh...
She screamed for about a minute or two, untill she finally landed... on something that didn't feel too much like grass... or dirt... or water... or lava... or anything like that... She removed her hands from her eyes, looking down at what she landed ontop of... Big brown hair... and white clothes... Hmm... She got off the man, seeing the japanese word for "Bad/Evil" on the white cloth...
Three... Two... One...
"SANOSUKE SARAGA!! IT'S HIM!!!" She stared down at him, as he twitched. Dear God, as if the boy didn't have enough already...((Wow... I typed alot... I feel so literate!!!))
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 6:51 pm
Sano really wasn't having a good day. First, he meets some crazy red-head that he was positive that was some sort of insane demon waiting to kill him when he least suspected it, and now, while he was learning one of the most deadliest hand techniques known to mankind, yet another insane girl pops out of nowhere, even moreso, right on top of him. What. The. Hell. He swore, once he found Kenshin, he'd have a lot to explain (he was sure this was all his fault, what with leaving to Kyoto without telling anybody). Hearing the screech of the young indvidual, he tried to block his ears, eventually moving the girl off of him and standing up. He then glared evilly at Taiyo.
"YOU!" he pointed, with Taiyo who was just standing there looking at the sky like an idiot, poking her finger into her ear (hey, it couldn've been a nose).
"Bla?" Taiyo replied, looking even more like an idiot.
"I have no idea what crazy game you're trying to play at, but-"
"ZOMGAD faeraqlgua tlk It's Terri!" Taiyo interrupted, greeting her dear chum. "You got transported too! Wow, what are the odds?" Actually, the odds were very hi, seeing that this is a roleplay about being transported into the world of Rurouni Kenshin. "It's been so crazy. First, I found myself in Tokyo, then I meet Sanosuke, now we're in a forest, and he's learning Futae no Kami, and now you're here! Along with Alyeth and Mensa, who are with Kenshin and Misao, those lucky bums..."
Anji remained silent for this whole time. He wasn't going to question it, for if he did, he'd never be sane again. He'd just let things be, for that is all they are in the end. Sano gritted his teeth. This girl was driving him mad.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 1:51 pm
"Oh noes! It's Taiyo!!" Terri said, with a wide grin on her face. "Wow, Terri can't believe Terri's dreaming this... I mean, Terri always wanted to be in Japan at the time of swords-men, and ninja's, and no electricity, and--..." Terri paused, eyes as big as dinner plates... Suddenly she was searching around on her person for something. Her hand went into a pocket, and she pulled out her mp3 player. Turning it on, she glanced at the battery... Oh, teh horror! TEH HORROR...!! The batteries were low...
Now, everyone knows what happens when Terri doesn't get her fill of music everyday. Music is like CRACK to her... She looked around, tears swelling in eyes, then saw Sano... Terri went shifty eyes before putting on her act...
"*Violin starts to play in the background* I--... *sniffle* Terri--... *big watery eyes*..." She turned towards Sanosuke, and tackled/glomped him, putting him into a 'near-death' experiance with her bear-like-glomp. "Terri wants to go home!!" She wailed, putting on the fake tears, ect. She glanced up at Sanosuke, with her puppy dogs eyes. "Go home with Terri...? *sniffle*" She said, forcing back that perverted grin... He can't say no to this face... No man alive can...
:.P Terri is such a good actor...
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:45 pm
Sanosuke was now weirded out on so many levels by the insanity by girls popping out of the sky and messing up his brain (and his body, what with the glomp and such). It looked as though he couldn't turn away from it though. He'd just have to grin and bare it.
"Listen missy..." he began.
"TERRI! Where's your brain?" Taiyo butted in. "You know that Sano has to stay here and deal with the Juppongatana and learn Futae no Kami. You can't take him home. Anyways, we probably have a certain wait a perimeter we have to follow when taking souvineirs home. Like airplanes. Then again... maybe Kenshin can fit in that range... hmm... and Yahiko..."
"You know about the Juppongatana?" Anji finally said. Both Taiyo and Sano jumped by the sound of his actual voice. He talks more than to words, by jove! Excellent to hear. Once Taiyo got over that sudden surprise, she shapened herself up again.
"Of course I do! I know that you... oh wait... yeah... well, seeing that you're pretty much not only bigger, taller, and more skillful than me and scary looking, I'm going to shut up now. Let's change the subject! In fact, lets sing a song before Terri goes into a comatose state from not hearing any music. All together now! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa brush against the freckles, oh and how I hate it so, life goes on and I heave a little sigh for you..."
Sano simply chewed on the end of a fishbone tail, looking at the two girls again. He wanted to ask Terri if she was slightly saner than her crazy friend, but he was afraid to jinx it.
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2006 2:57 pm
(I asked to join this,so.......Here goes!!! ^^)
As the RuroKen club fell into #8.Kiarra,who had just moved into the neighborhood, was trying to get a a libray card,when she heard some one sream. "Huh? What's goin on?",she said as she ran over to the Table of-Rurouni-Compelling-ness. "That's odd....I swore I heard some one scream............Hey! It's #8 of RuroKen! I guess no one would mind if I read it........" & She sat down & opened the manga.
"Neh? What's this?"she said as noticed a weird tree that had a swirling spot.*Poke* "Ok........ that's not normaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!"
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Posted: Tue May 30, 2006 10:23 am
---TIME WARP!!!---
"Nii. NIII. NIIII."
Mensa continued to say that repeatedly, and now it was getting on everyone's nerves. Well, she thought so. Misao was gnashing her teeth, and haad a very annoyed expression on her face. Kenshin was busy pushing branches out of the way, and Alyeth... What WAS Alyeth doing?
Wait, not Alyeth. Kenjuru.
"NII!"
"STOPPIT!!!!!!" Misao screamed.
"Whyyyyy?"
"Because."
"Because what?"
"..."
"Well, let's see... Sooner or later, we'll be in Kyoto, then Misao will find Aoi-ya... Or whatever the inn was called... Then that one old dude will crack her back and whatnot... And then what?" Mensa-Hotaru asked.
"Oh, and we'll probably need new clothes. Sure, people from RK wear weird clothes sometimes, but I don't think they wear jeans. Or gigantic red bows."
"Oro? Jeans?"
"See what I mean?"
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(OMG TEH SUXX0RZ. Yeh. I think they'd be heading towards Kyoto now.)
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Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:01 pm
While Taiyo was trying her best to what she called 'singing'. All Taiyo really needs now is a country guitar and a fire, and it would be Japan's first actuall bon--... Did they have bondfires back then? Who knows...? We'll just call it 'Japans first Taiyo-fire'... Wait, for some reason that doesn't sound correct... 'Taiyo-Bonding'? Nu. 'Taiy--You get the picture... Now back to my/Terri's point of veiw! Dx!! DDDDx!!!!11112!@
Terri was still clinging to Sano, stareing at the other man, whatever his name was... Blink inncoently and naivly, she looked at Taiyo... "Who would the--uh... Who's what's his face again? What's a Joppingootaner and that other thing? What does coatoast mean? Do they have toast in Japan? What about French Toast? They better or else i'm gonna be mad... Like 'Capital D colon' mad. When are we gonna meet Sait--... Sano's not gonna be mad if I say the name, right? Do they have French Toast in Japan?" She shut her big blahbing mouth finally and stared up at Sanosuke... Seconds passed... Mm... Saitou... and Sano... Who wouldn't grin? Probably Taiyo... Haha... Saitou and Sano--Okay! I'll stop since this is veiwed by the public! She stopped grinning and began to glance at Taiyo, Sano, and that one guy... Yeah...
"No, seriously now... Do they have French Toast in Japan...? Do they?"
Like I said in my last post... Well, similar to what I said...
Terri is cool, and so it French Toast... *nods*
<3
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 5:23 pm
He jinxed it. He thought it and he jinxed it. What the hell was French Toast? Captain D Colon? He had certainly entered the world of the truly insane. He knew that getting caught by a demon was bad, but he never thought it'd corrupt your mind so horribly.
"Are you two wackos done now?" Sano finally said, looking at the two. Great, first there's Taiyo, Japan's worst Japanese Idol. Then there was the kid, Terri, clinging to his leg talking about some sort of foreign bread.
Taiyo finished her singing. "Well... yes, yes I am. Perhaps Terri is too, I dunno. And no, Terri, there is no French Toast unfortunately. It makes me sad as well. And the Juppongatana are..." The crazed red-head then clapped her hands together and laughed nervously. "Right then, I think I should be on my way before I am beaten to death for spoiling this story. Anji, Sano, Terri and I must be heading to Kyoto now. If you could kindly direct us to the proper path, that'd be splendid." she then grabbed her dear friend (well, prying her off Sano, then grabbing her) and waved. "See you guys! You've been great! Good luck with that Futae no Kiwami thing!" She did not want to end up dead by revealing that Anji was a badguy. She knew the consequences. Her Karate could not match up to a giant buddist dude who was practically able to crush bones with is pinky.
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 7:56 pm
"But--But--... Taiyo! I need Sano-Babies!!" I said as I was dragged away from the bishie that I first loved--that I first ever truly loved with my whole heart... I could on reach for him as I was taken away.
"Sanosuke Sagara--I want to bear your children!" I shouted as everything became suddenly dramatic for me... I felt as if fate was taking me away from the thing I loved most in life... In this case, fate had taken control of Taiyo, who seemed completely unaffected by the whole thing.
"Atleast I got to say it to him..." I said, sniffling as I started to walk on my own with fate/Taiyo. I forced out a smile, trying to think of what Sano and I would do the next time we met--Maybe he'd purpose! I gave a sigh, smiling up at Taiyo. "Taiyo, you'll be the Godmother!" I said, reaching into my pocket, before I remembered that my battery was low on my mp3 player... I clenched my hand into a fist. As I realized that this was the way it was going to be for a long... long time-- tears started to over flow without my control. I wanted to say something, somethat that would state that God was laughing down at me, but I kept my mouth shut, fixing my eyes forward to where we--... were--... going...
"Taiyo--Where are--... we going?" I asked, feeling more mizerible than ever. "We're lost arn't we?! Just say it! He have no batteries, no music, we don't know where we're going--Sanosuke knows! Let's go back and ask him!!" I said, turning the other way--
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Posted: Wed Oct 18, 2006 8:06 pm
"Afhaeguadfg!" Taiyo exclaimed, not exactly expecting Terri's paticular choice of words. "No Sano babies for you! Not now anyways! Besides, he's too old for you right now. And if I can't have a teen Yahiko, that you can't have a 19-year-old Sanosuke. Besides, did you forget that Anzu is a part of the Juppongatana? He'll kill me right on the spot by knowing all that stuff about them! Ahh! I'm to young to die! >.< "
Sano, gave a very dumfounded face. Did that kid just say what he thought she said? Oh god, oh god, oh god, oh god, OH GOD! Why was this happening to him!? Why was there a random girl wanting to bare his children? "Well, I must admit, I am handsome, and strong (making himself feel good). And I probably could do a good job handling a family (delirious). The only thing I'd need is a steady job (which you'll never have). Still... OH GOD!"
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Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:37 pm
"Ow............. Now that smarts......." Kiarra said horsely,"What just happened?" She looked around only to find herself in a forest. 'Wait....wasn't I just in a libray?' she thought as she stood up.
............
*Computing*
"OH MY KAMI!!!!!!!!!!!!" (Now she gets it! stare )
'What was that?'Kenshin mentally asked himself.'If they attack now.....'
Kenshin nsheathed his Sakabato just incased.
"Man I have such a MAJIOR Headache!!!!!!!!!" Kiarra cursed herself for picking up books that don't belong to her,when when walked right into Kenshin's line of eyesight.
"Oro?" she said when Kenshin attacked......
(Dun dun dun..... xd )
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