Welcome to Gaia! ::

Bix was still deadpan.

"I'm not bullshitting you." Bix paced around the chair he'd sat Marcus on. "Listen I found out recently that I'm from some sort of.... Hunter lineage. My biological father died when I was a baby so I don't know if it was him.. or a grandparent or ... something. That's besides the point.. I'm just saying I made a point to look into this baby-making stuff alright? Don't even accidentally impregnate her. Hunter women will have messed up inhuman babies and... even sane women can't take that s**t. Okay? I'm not ******** with you and I am not trying to hurt your feelings. I mean she probably knows already if she's gone to Life to ask or anything.. Apparently the ladies can get shots? Or something? That's what I was told."

Bix knew about some of the fragile psyches around the island. He didn't need to see anyone go totally over the edge.

"I didn't know about it. So why would I assume other people did?" He was trying to help.

"I know you're not stupid. But I also know how much sometimes you get in that moment and you're like 'should i stop and get that condom?' and you're like 'really what are the odds?'." Bix was ridiculously serious. Almost comical. "I'M JUST SAYING."

And then all of a sudden he relaxed. "Ok. Good." Finally he gave Marcus a smile. "So when is this thing happening again? I'll bust out my 10th Doctor suit... unless you have the whole.. paying for tuxedos thing going on..?"

"Dr. Who suit it is!" He gave a thumbs up. Perhaps not exactly what Marcus was hoping for, but this was Bix after all. "It was good enough to crash a prom in.. "