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 Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:21 pm
One time at er my friend was playing the first notch of snake on our side and I slid in there to move to the second and basically put my head up his a**. I thought id slide by him but insted into him. We both fell over laughing and got bunkerd but were still laughing.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:56 pm
At my local field there is a castle for some attack and defend play, there is slits in the wall about 1 1/2 by 5 inches just enogh to put your barrel through and peek out. Well i was attacking and i was up against the wall. It had rain the day before but it had mostly dried up. As i walke dby a slit i slipped and fell on my back. As i looked up someone stuck there barrel through the slit, and i just rammed my gun into the slit and lit him up.
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:58 pm
my friend played a full game without his mask on
we were just playing casual speedball, for practice kind of,
and his mask was fogging and the other team started the game before he was ready and i guess he forgot to pull it over his face eek
scary at first, but funny afterwards
that was back when we were nubs
funniest moment now was when i got out because the kid in the X played on, and ref didnt see it..
So i got mad and walked off the field, and i turned around.. and my friend got bunkered in the face.. andi have no clue how he didnt see it coming because the guy was running wide straight up the tape.. and my friend got startled and like jumped up, and then he got hit like a zillion more times
it looked hilarious
rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:22 pm
i guess there funny sort of ...ok When me an my frends played paint ball one guy shot every1 and it was a ******** bb gun dam it hurt way mre than paint balls then i charge and shot him in the D!ckle
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 11:24 pm
then another time might npot be funny but another time we shot this guy straight in the hea like 20 times and he came charging at us and punched my frend thats not funny now emo ill kill him evil
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Posted: Wed Aug 02, 2006 5:56 pm
My funniest moment is easy to tell.
Ya know how they say snipers are walking bushes? Well m friend is one.
So we're playin,right? And he's ;layin down, going through trails only he knows. He starts running, the idiot, and everyone one my team gets bouncers on him twice.He calls himself out cause it hurts like hell. We were crackin up later and he shot us during the break.
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 6:53 pm
the funniest thing ive seen, was when this guy at one of our local 7-man tournys bunkers my friend in the snake thinkin that he has he rest of his team behind him, but in fact it was a 7 on 1 or 6 on 1 since he murkd our snake guy, god ive never seen so much paint on one person poor guy
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 8:12 am
There was this one time when I was laying down, covered in leaves and this kid just went Rambo from about 50 yards from where I was. I watched through my scope as he got lit up.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 2:06 pm
well me and my friend were playing with a bunch of first timers, and our ref had told us that if we bunkered any of them he'd shoot us in the back... So into the match... there's only one kid left, and I'm playing the snake, my friend in the back center... I ask him for the kid's location and he says "Back center!"... So I rush toward the carwash ahead of me, and when I was about three steps away I hear, "Joey!!! get back now!!!" from the ref... so I stop on a dime, make a goofy u-turn, and fly back to the snake... I look back, turns out the kid was in the carwash... and he didn't even notice me running over... doing.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:49 am
Another funny moment was right before a game, this doorknob muppet ((as I like to call newbies)) kept bragging about how he was gonna get "The Sniper Guy" out. And kept pointing at me and insulting me about my ghilie suit and scope etc.
Anyways, him and his dinky little rental gun couldn't back it up.
We played in Vietnam, which, even by the staff at the course is regarded as "Kyle's territory."
Anyway, the dude was cautious, and he was with one of his buddies. His buddy moved up ahead, near where I was laying down. I let him and the Muppet walk past me a little before I scope the muppet's friend in and shoot him in the back of the head.
The muppet turns around to see where the shot came from, and I wasn't paying attention where my next shot went and shot him in the balls.
He fell over screaming, I was like, 15 feet away when I took the shot, I almost gave away my position I was laughing so hard, but I kept it held in.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 7:55 pm
I shot a ref in the face then ran because he called an unfair game. He had goggles on.
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Posted: Mon Aug 14, 2006 9:42 am
I didn't see it, but someone was saying he did the robot off the break...
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Posted: Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:25 pm
Just a few weeks ago i played local woodsball down in Australia with some friends and 20 other randoms... This guy came drunk and during break he stole my friends marker, so he was duel wielding and hid. So the manager came out and told us "Dont let him ******** your game up, if you see him, light him up!" So me and 4 other guys went down this one side, there were other opposing team members with me cozz all we consentrated on was killing the drunk guy. So he gets up, starts running at us, we take cover behind this wooden fence thing and light him up. He falls to the ground shooting at the sky and s**t. And might I say, imagine literally 20 paintballs a second, hitting you... Thats what it was like for a full 10 seconds. So he got up and tried chasing me but kept missing and yeah, he got kicked out... Came back after the whole set of games finished and had bandaids and was PURPLE FROM BRUISES LOL! I hope he was too drunk to remember I was one of the firing squad members blaugh
Twas fun!
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 3:02 am
i got an alright 1
k we were playing woods ball center flag
here we start in the center and theres like alot of us but we start back 2 back and we have idk 5-10 secs 2 get 2 a bunker and right wene we go im not that fast so right befor i get 2 my bunker the horn blows then thay start
fireing and right wne i was about 2 turn into the bunker some 1 lights the hell out of my a** it hurt so muh i had like 0 welts on 1 a** chek
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:41 pm
Oh this one happend a couple of days ago. I was running in the wood. I'm wearing the worest shoes ever. there was already a hole at the bottom of the shoe. I hit a loose piece of wood sticking out of a stump and it ripped the sole of my shoe off.
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