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 Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 10:59 am
The jackass penguin came closer to her and her eyes narrowed. What? What was that look for? She squawked low in her throat, around the rock in her mouth, and ruffled her feathers.
Bring it, little man. This rock is mine. She loomed over the tiny penguin, squawking again.
Step off, b***h. This rock is mine.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:02 am
Oho that was a ******** challenge. He loved challenges.
"My rock, my rock!" He squawked
He almost forgot he was a penguin for a moment as he dropped into the penguin equivalent of his battle stance, flippers out, little webbed feet spread apart.
And summoned Tracey.
The handle clonked him on the head and he fell over into the snow.
<....Sorry William >
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:06 am
Candace rolled her eyes. Her rock, dumbass. It's her wedding rock! They're married now. Penguin married.
Yup.
Suddenly there was a glow and a--OH s**t! Squawking, Candace flailed her fins and waddled out of the way of Tracey's blade as the giant axe fell to the ground. Holy s**t! That was William?! GODDAMNIT THAT LITTLE s**t!
...He..he just...got hit with his own weapon. He was knocked down by his own weapon.
Oh god that's too rich! She began to chirp and squawk.
She was laughing.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:12 am
It took a lot of embarrassing wriggling and flailing to get out from under the axe's handle, leaving him a very ruffled looking and slightly more irritable penguin, moving over to jump up and down on the axe frustratedly. He couldn't even swing the ******** thing. He pecked ineffectually at Tracey's runes for a bit. He wasn't even sure why. Glowy looked sort of tasty.
<...stop that.>
He blinked. Oh. Right. He looked over at Candace again. He still had no idea who the other penguins with him were but that didn't help the anger at being laughed at.
Still he wasn't entirely deterred, hopping up and down. "My rock my rock!"
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:16 am
Still giving a penguiny laugh, Candace waddled over to Rep while he was busy bouncing and gave him a hard chestbump.
Stupid little penguin. If penguins could look smug, Candace was the picture example of it right now.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:18 am
There was a pathetic little "wark" from the pile of toppled MRE's, and a little penguin wearing a golden choker wiggled free of the plastic boxes. "Wark! Wark!" she said, sounding depressed. This wasn't fish! It tasted like--like ICK. She nibbled on one of the boxes just once to prove it. "Warrrrk," she complained before sloshing through the boxes and looking at the others.
"Wark?" she asked, wondering if they had any good ideas--were they not fighting, that was.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:19 am
Jerry scrambled up to his feet again, eyes wide at the sight of the sudden weapon. What... what was even...? Penguins couldn't do that!
Because you AINT a penguin, dumbass! Roar groaned.
Oh! That's right! The fish would be HIS.
There was a green glow before suddenly a massive cannon appeared in the snow. The bespectacled Penguin gave a victorious WARK, jumping on top of it with his flippers waving.
Ok. He summoned his weapon.
Now what?
He cleaned under his flipper-arm.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:22 am
Rep went reeling back into the snow at the chest bump and took a good bit of time to actually get back on his feet again. If there were penguin expleitives, he'd have found them in the tirade of abuse he gave the other penguin for it.
But he didn't quite attack her the way he had Jerry, she was big.
The flash of green caught his attention as suddenly there was Roar.
THAT WAS JERRY?
He stared for a bit, before wandering over to peck at the bazooka, its glowies looked tasty too.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:28 am
Candace puffed her chest, standing straight and tall and glaring down at Rep with narrowed eyes. You wanna fight? Bring it, b***h. She will knock you down again and again until they're human again and then she'll--
Green..glow?
Her eyes widened as she turned in time to watch her penguin husband summon...Roar. She knew it! She ******** knew it was Jerry!
Oh my god, Atropos. Jerry and I are married. Candace began to laugh again, waddling over to Jerry and hopping up to sit on Roar's barrel with her penguin husband, nudging him with her beak and puffing up with pride. Oh, you can bet your a** she is going to have fun with this when they were human again. He was going to damn well know he proposed to her as a penguin.
She heard a clicking noise and looked down to see Rep pecking at Roar. Idiot. Where did that other penguin go? The one who had been covered with MREs? Hmmm..oh! There she was! Candace squawked, flailing a flippered arm for her to come closer.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:31 am
"WARK!" Syd said, summoning Izy and staring at it for a long moment. "Wark wark!" she called to Candace before grabbing Izy's handle and starting to drag him. "Warkwarkwaaark!" she added, explaining her grand plan. If the fish weren't here, she was damn well going to go hunt them down!!
As soon as she could figure out how to shoot them.
Or... y'know... where they were.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:33 am
Hey! Hey! What was that little penguin doing?? This was HIS fish-getting device-thing!
Oh dear twisted hill, you did not just-
With a mighty quack, Jerry waddled along the edge of the cannon to n** at Rep frantically, trying to get him off.
His foot slipped, hitting the trigger of the handle laying in the snow. The ensuing large explosion of light and sound made him topple backwards as the cannon was sent rocketing backward, a nearby explosion in a snow drift (thankfully not a tent) sending ice and snow chunks raining down on the penguin huddle.
No fish were obtained.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:36 am
Suddenly BOOM and the world was suddenly ear ringingly silent and very white.
He stood completely dazed for a moment, not able to hear or see anything as his little penguin brain tried to catch up with what had just happened and where there was no glowies to peck at.
And then he keeled over backwards into the snow, legs twitching.
It took him a bit for the world to come back into perspective.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 11:46 am
Aleister waddled over to the group, still somehow managing to keep his boxers... he wanted to stay decent.
Pausing to stare at the big blast that had just happened. "WARK!!!" He waddled over to the group looking at the penguin that was clearly Jerry (from the cannon) and whoever else Jerry was fighting with. "WARKWARK!!" He was probably trying to tell them not to fight.
<You look Jacking ridiculous. What if something comes along to eat you?> Pookie, helpful as ever.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:04 pm
Molly was on her way to the food tent for something to eat and happened to be checking her phone for any messages just in case…did they even get reception here? Hmm…An outrageous amount of noise, which sounded like a lot of squawking and warking, immediately made her head pop up though and stare.  Did those penguins have weapons? This may have taken the cake at the strangest things she’d see at Deus thus far, and she could only keep staring, halting in her tracks.
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Posted: Mon Apr 09, 2012 12:14 pm
Candace tilted her head and watched the other female, blinking as she summoned...Izy. Oh! Sydney! What a delight! She loved seeing her fellow Mist trainees doing alright, even if they were turned into a penguin...
They kept summoning their weapons. Guys. You can't use your goddamn weapons as a pengui--
SQUAWK!
She flailed and flapped, rolling on the ground and falling off Roar as he took off. The rock fell from her beak in the mess, landing beside her. Wait..WAIT WHERE WAS HER MARRIAGE ROCK? No! Her wedding rock noooooo!
It was in her frantic search for the rock that Candace noticed Molly walking by.
Molly..MOLLY! HI MOLLY HI! Candace squawked and flailed.
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