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 Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:42 pm
Harrison picked up a box.
A whole, cheese-filled box of something that was not vending machine doritos.
He wasn't going to cry.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:43 pm
Rep was almost to the pizza when Clarice came out of nowhere and launched herself at Allan, halting him in his tracks. Followed bafflingly by Cass, who had brought cake. Okay, she could be forgiven the whole being female thing just for now. Cake. Booze and cake. All in the one package.
Fights and pizza and cake and booze. She was lucky she made herself scarce quick, she might have earned an honest to goodness hug if she hadn't.
As if afraid the cake would /vanish/ or turn into leprechaun gold he ate it as fast as he possibly could.
It was so ******** good.
"FANK EWW!" He yelled after Cass, still with a mouthful before turning his attention back to the fracas that had /exploded/. He had some pizza to get.
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lizbot rolled 2 12-sided dice:
6, 9
Total: 15 (2-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:43 pm
"********, I bribed for that pizza fair and ******** square!" Unable to get out of his ******** death hugs, she first tried to bite his nose, but then finally settled for delivering a sharp punch to his side. HP: 60 Damage to Allan: (9-3) 6
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iloveyouDIE rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 8
Total: 13 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:43 pm
"AAAAH! FORK YOU LADY!" He wasn't drunk.. he was just punny.
Bix slid at the running woman and kicked out her legs from under her!
HP: 50 / 50
Dmg: 7
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice:
4, 1
Total: 5 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:44 pm
"What are you talking abo-ooof!" and there went the wind from his ribs. The cons of not wearing a shirt, less protection even if its minimal. "Did you just...... you did!" Leon was flabberghasted, IT WAS A MIXED SEXES MATCH. "What, no way!" he roared at maddie and stuck the box inbetween his suspender straps. Pizza box chestguard. "I am not giving this up." Hp: 41/50 Dmg: -1 to his ego. (zero)
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Saliru rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 8
Total: 15 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:47 pm
OOF! That hurt! Hurt but didn't stop crazy drunk lady who with a cackle got back up to swing at Bix - she lost her fork now - so it was her fist that connected this time.
"I demand my fair slice!" She shouted.
HP - 33/40
DMG - 9
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:49 pm
"WELLCOOMMEEEE" Cass shouted back to Rep, giving him a thumbs up as she continued her cake-delivery adventures.
Cass had been looking for Marcus when someone knocked into her, sending both the trainee and the plate of cake she had with her tumbling to the ground. Which had Cass...landing in cake. Delicious, delicious cake. All over the front of her cute shirt. She sat up, frowning as she realized she was just... caked.. all over.
With the mightiest frown.
"THAT WAS FOR MARCCUUSSSSSS!" she just..frowned.
All of the frowns. She was covered in icing and delicious now.
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:51 pm
Gale had really no idea what was going on whatsoever - but for once, he wasn't going to stand idly by. Under normal circumstances, he would have rolled his eyes, told Bix just how strange he was, given exasperated looks to Marcus as he wrestled with Cass - but it had been a long, hard week and Gale was tired.
And hungry. And there was pizza. And Gale was just going to let go, for once in his life.
He also may or may not have been dressed in a pair of batman pajamas.
While Bix was squabbling over his pizza with Rin, one Gale Gentry nimbly darted up and nicked the box from his arms and was gone in a flash.
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Sosiqui rolled 2 10-sided dice:
9, 9
Total: 18 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:52 pm
"I like my pizza thin crust," Madison said, as if that was meant to be threatening...? Then she kicked him solidly in the pizza. HP: 50/50 Damage: 12 (WTF XD) Target: Leon
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:53 pm
It took Wilson another moment to register the fact that the girls were now fighting the guys over pizza. His expression remained blank as he took another sip of his tea. Yes, he still had his goddamn tea and it was great. He turned toward Cass when he heard her shouting. Wilson nearly dropped his drink when he saw her covered in cake with…sparkles? Wait. Hadn’t she tweeted that the cake was from Julie or something? Okay, that made some sense.
Cautiously, Wilson walked over to Cass and offered her a hand. “Um. Are you okay?” He would have casually bent down to wipe off a bit of cake to taste, but then he remembered it had alcohol. |: He wanted to stay sober kthx.
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Bloodlust Dante rolled 2 10-sided dice:
5, 8
Total: 13 (2-20)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:53 pm
"Well I like my pizza not bludgeoned to bits and pieces and rendered INEDIBLE!" really, He just didn't get it, Maddie wanted the pizza, so she could destroy it? well if that was the case. He slapped her in the face with the box.
take that. HP 41- 12= 29 DMG: 7
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Zoobey rolled 2 12-sided dice:
9, 8
Total: 17 (2-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:54 pm
"Now now, Clarice-chan," Allan was all fatherly voice now, as he put her down, despite the fact that she just jabbed his side - which was actually a sign of affection in Sun Hunter lingo, "You're a big grown girl now. I understand that being a shinigami assistant is very difficult, but I am sure we can share the food."
A pause. "Because sharing is caring."
(( Defending: ALL THE FATHERLY SPEECHES - 11 damage from anyone attacking him
HP: 133/ 150 ))
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:55 pm
Was the coast really clear? He could hardly believe it. All these bitches and they'd all picked to tackle other people. His manliness really was just that intimidating. It was with less of a walk more of a strut that he headed over to the boxes and picked one up, looking around furtively.
Now maybe he could just sneak off with it and have no one be any the wiser, maybe.
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bipolar bee rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:55 pm
Like some kind of amazonian cotton-clad harpy, Sasha came barreling out onto the field. Her feet were bare, one arm wasn't secured in the sleeve of the nightgown she wore (instead her arm was through the neckline, one sleeve waving uselessly beneath), and her gown was drenched with wet patches that looked suspiciously like a bra. When she spotted a man with a single, precious box of pizza, Sasha let out a shriek. "You.. you ... you meanie! Let ... l-let g.. go of that pizza!" Talking was so hard!! [[Target: Harrison Verbal Abuse Dmg Done: 0 HP: 40/40]]
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lizbot rolled 2 12-sided dice:
3, 3
Total: 6 (2-24)
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Posted: Wed Mar 21, 2012 9:57 pm
Taking advantage of the moment, Dwight tripped the sneaky little guy trying to steal pizzas from his harem. He felt like a bit of bully until he realized the guy had fallen onto a pillow. With a little wave, the Life hunter disappeared into the shrubbery.
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