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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:30 am

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I thought this was hilarious up until i realized it was gonna happen to me, then it just broke my heart that they could betray my Shep like that and effectively end any romance options i had emotion_8c

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Pu7pzK28A&feature=g-all-f&context=G201fff6FAAAAAAAABAA

What if you romanced Garrus is 2? I dont think garrus would dare do that to a romanced shep, The same goes for Tali.

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:57 pm

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I thought this was hilarious up until i realized it was gonna happen to me, then it just broke my heart that they could betray my Shep like that and effectively end any romance options i had emotion_8c

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Pu7pzK28A&feature=g-all-f&context=G201fff6FAAAAAAAABAA

What if you romanced Garrus is 2? I dont think garrus would dare do that to a romanced shep, The same goes for Tali.well ya see i was playing on my friends PS3 and my friend had traded in ME2 to get 3 so I only got to play 3 on his system so all my choices where random I hadn't romanced Tali or Garrus and I really wanted to romance Samantha but I was playing male Shep and Ash went to join Anderson so I had little to no options.

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:44 am

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I thought this was hilarious up until i realized it was gonna happen to me, then it just broke my heart that they could betray my Shep like that and effectively end any romance options i had emotion_8c

]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Pu7pzK28A&feature=g-all-f&context=G201fff6FAAAAAAAABAA

What if you romanced Garrus is 2? I dont think garrus would dare do that to a romanced shep, The same goes for Tali.That only happens if you don't romance either of them.

I've only played through my Garrusmance to that point so far. I like that when Shep talks about how they were both with her from the start, Garrus says "Well, you did give me some incentive." XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taYIQV-svUw&feature=related

Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 10:47 am

EMERGENCY INDUCTION PORT!

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And *spoilers* the DLC character is amazing. (I totally didn't see this conversation in my playthrough.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&feature=endscreen&v=osEWljoinRk

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Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:20 pm

rofl

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?

Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:27 pm

How about the joke about Joker? The first time after you have the nightmare you go up to the bridge and Garrus and Joker are at a 'Joke War' xD

1. Garrus: Alright, Whats the first order an alliance commander gives at the start of combat?
Joker: Uhm...I give up.
Garrus: (laughs) Correct.

2. Joker: (laughs) Alright big guy. What do you call a turain gets killed by a horrible spiky monster?
Garrus: Friendly fire. Come on! That one goes back to Shenshi.
Joker: Eh, you gotta respect the classics.

3. Garrus: How many humans does it take to activate a dormant mass relay?
Joker: 602. 600 to vote on it. 1 to ask the Asari for technical help. And one to request a seat in the council afterwards.

4. Joker: How do you know when a turian out of ammo?
Garrus: He switches to the stick up his a** as a back-up weapon.

5. Garrus: Why does the alliance hire pilots with bridle bone disease?
Joker: Your- your shitting me! The turain military has one about me?
Garrus: Oh! Well absolutely. I heard it myself from a privet back on Palaven.
Joker: Alright, why does the alliance hire pilots with bridle bone disease?
Garrus: So their marines can beat someone in hand to hand drills.

6. Joker: Pfft! Damn you need to tell James that one. Hey whats the hardest part in treating a turain who took a rocket to one side of his face?
Garrus: Figuring out which side took the rocket.

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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 3:18 am

The joke off was hilarious, I also like the little verbal sparring between Garrus and James.

And this -

Liara (On the Salarians):I always thought they were amphibians
Javik *With a twinge of disgust*: They ate flies.

Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 9:18 am

This thread totally makes me feel a bit better when I look at it! <3

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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:57 pm

~Mass Effect 2~

The mission on Ilium when you tell Liara that your alive. And you hunt down the Specter.

When she was getting away in a car, and you can Liara go after here.

Liara: "Shepard! Truck!"
Shepard: "I can see the truck Liara!"

^_^ I was so amused from that.

~Mass Effect 3~

1] Edi: Do not worry Shepard. I only forget to recycle the Normandy's oxygen when ive discovered truely interesting.
Shepard: *worried look*
Edi: That was a joke.

Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 4:39 pm

Ok so i was just talking around the Normandy, and i decided to go into the kitchen. And for some reason i noticed this two signs:

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Either that is a "No Alien" sign or a "No Turian" sign.

xp Sorry Garrus...

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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 11:13 pm

The final confrontation with Kai Leng

Kai: Your movements are slow Shepard
Shepard: That's because I'm not running.

*Shepard mocking Kai leng for running from the previous encounters

Posted: Tue Dec 18, 2012 4:12 pm

Lets not forgot Mordin's Sex Talks: The Joker Edition

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MVY2sTjeECk

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