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I would like a ticket for the Sandshrew!

I would like a ticket for the Sandshrew!

I would like a ticket for the Sandshrew!

I'm trying for the Rampardos!
Username: Nanashi Kage Enjeru
Number of Pokemon owned: 8
Prompt: Joey cupped his hands around his mouth. "Lily Rose, where are you? Get your fluffy tail back here! Lily Rose!" The trees looked thinner in one direction, and Joey figured that was as good a direction to look in as any. "Lily Rose! If you don't come back this instant, you are going in the pokeball! I mean it!" Rounding a large tree, Joey suddenly found himself facing a wall of grey skin.

"Dos?" Joey looked up, and gulped. That...was a big pokemon.

"Uh, nice boy. Good boy. Calm boy," Joey tried. The Rampardos sniffed him. Joey tried not to wince. Then he realized, it smelled the berries! Tentatively pulling one out, he offered it to the pokemon.

"Dooooos!" The Rampardos seemed thrilled, and gobbled the berry. "Doo~oos!" Joey was promptly headbutted to the ground. The Rampardos settled down, hugging him with his stubby arms. Then Lily Rose trotted up and snuggled in his lap, looking like butter wouldn't melt in her mouth. Joey just sighed. Why had he wanted to be a trainer again?

I'm also trying for the Rampardos!

Username:Qixel
Number of Pokemon Owned: 3

Prompt Reply: Johannes G. Faust was on yet another of his archaeological digs one day. They called him mad - crazy even! - but he'd show them. He'd show ALL of them! Invisible Pink Unicorns existed, he just knew it! All he needed was proof. And he knew just where to find it - in the dirt. That's where scientists find things, you know. In the dirt.

So there Johannes was, digging in the backyard of his million dollar research facility - which is fancy pants scientist talk for "the park across the street". He'd find proof any day now, if his name wasn't George Von Winklesworth! Which it wasn't. So it had to be close!

He dug and dug, even to the point the police were called due to suspicious activities. As the sirens wailed, he struck gold! Well, actually it was bone, but it was metaphorical gold! A hard skull, encrusted with dirt. He held it up to the heavens.

"This! This is my proof that there are magical invisible pink unicorns all around us! No longer shall the name of Johannes G. Faust be ridiculed by those with inferior intellect! ALL shall bow before my superior science-ness!"

Taking the skull, he stormed off the premises laughing maniacally, much to the relief of those nearby, who found the entire ordeal verily creepy.

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On the island of Cinnabar, weeks later, Johannes G. Faust brought in the skull to be revived into an invisible pink unicorn. Soon, no one could laugh at his theories!

The scientist in charge returned shortly thereafter, followed by a rampardos. Johannes was in despair. This was not an invisible pink unicorn! He jab an accusing finger at the scientist, accusing him of stealing his unicorn and replacing it with a dinosaur. The scientist was confused, and politely requested that Faust kindly GTFO.

He left with not a small amount of urging from the lab's security, ended up flat on his face outside with the rampardos as they barred the doors. He screamed obsceneties at them, most of them nonsensical, weeping like a child.

Finally, he turned to the Rampardos with a straight face and announced, "Well, Unicorn, I guess it's just me and you. But know this! On this day I swear VENGEANCE upon ALL scientists! I shall hunt down and destroy you all...! But first, breakfast!" He finished cheerfully as he and the unicorn that was a rampardos walked away.

Username: DJSnowKat
Number of Pokemon Owned: 4

Prompt Reply:

Reina was, to say the least, in a bad mood. Once again the police had failed to apprehend the Galactic scum or prevent them from getting away with the prize. Well, they almost got away with it. As it turned out, the suspect escapred but the Extrasesenite had been lost. At first no one in the police deparment really cared, they only searched out of some sense of duty that wasnt really there. That was untill a reward had been tacked on to its return. Now of course everyone and their mothers was out searching for the damned thing. She had been assigned to search Pilkira's plain, in her opinion it was the least likely place for the rock to turn up, but to quote her superiors, it never hurt to be thorough.
With a defeated sigh she stared around at the blank expanse before her, small patches of trees and bushes dotted the plains here and there. She crossed her arms and set off checking in the various bush clusters and around the roots of trees and in the tall grasses. Nothing. She was rapidly becomeing more and more frustrated. She decided she would check a few more patches of grass and if she found nothing, she would just give up and go home. As she bent over to check the grass something sprang out at her. In her suprise she fell backwards, all the breath driven out of her lungs, she could only stare up in shock. A furry grey head enterd her feild of vision and stared her down blankly. But that wasnt the important bit, the important bit was what the furry grey head was holding.
In its jaws was the very thing she had been searching for all day long, the Extrasensenite. She had to have it. She made a grab for the grey dog but it was too quick, it dance to theside and shot a few feet away. It turned and crouched low, tail wagging plafully. Reina got to her feet quickly and dusted herself off. She and what she now recognized as a Poochyena, stared at each other for a long moment before Reina threw herself at the dog. It was ready for her and jumped back, causeing her to grab only air. With a muffled bark the Poochyena turned tail and ran. Reina groaned and chased after it, it was fast, but so was she. Still, she couldent seem to catch up with it.
suddenly the dog halted, freezing in its tracks. Reina skided to a stop just in time to stop from careening into it. Just as she was about the grab the dog a noxious cloud floted by that had Reina clutching at her nose. By the gods that smell was awful! Still covering her nose she glanced down at the poochyena. the smell had been so awful that the poochyena had passed out. She shook her head and knelt down plucking the Extrasensenite from its jaws and slid it into her pocket.
She stood up and turned to leave but looked back, she couldent just leave it there... with a slight smile, she knelt down again and scooped it up into her arms. The motion roused it back to conciousness it tilted its head upward to look at the girl who now held it tin her arms and waged its tail happily, she was nice. Reina shook her head incredulously and smiled down at it " your a little bandit, you know that? i think the others will agree when i tell them about this. So ill call you Bandit for now." And with that she turned and began the trek back to town, she couldent wait to see the faces of her superiors when she turned up with the Extrasensenite, the reward would not be unwelcome either.
Meanwhile, somewhere not so far away a figure stood proudly shilouetted against the sinking sun, stareing regally down at the scene below. Another triumph, another good deed done. With a last lingering look at the pair he took off into the sunset, leaveing only a cloud of noxious gas to prove that he, Ebba, had been there.

I would like a ticket for the Sandshrew!

I would like a ticket for the Sandshrew!