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PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2012 11:12 pm


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User Image Hiro finished up and got a bit tired.He.looked at Renivere and placed down money to pay for the meal."Well I'm going to bed.If you need me I'll be training all day tomorrow."He then turned his attention to the waiter "Arrivederci mio amico." He then left and made sure the lily was there.(Exit)
PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 10:49 pm


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Zhori pushed open the door of the Pizzaria--one of the few places she and Simon had yet to be banned from--and looked around. Well...it wasn't exactly an upscale place but it was cozy, she supposed. Though she had to admit she wasn't much of a pizza lover. But, eh, whatever. She was with Simon, so she was sure it would be fun. She held the door open for him, waiting for him to join her inside.

"Well, what do you think?"

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PostPosted: Sat Apr 21, 2012 11:09 pm


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"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?"


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Simon had innocent intentions when they trashed the other two places together, but this time, he really was planning on brewing up some chaos. Why? Because even though he wasn't in the restaurant business anymore, he still felt some rivalry. Well, more like animosity, actually. Besides, he really needed the fear, since he was starting to feel groggy again and he was starting to form dark circles under his eyes. That would all be over soon though, since if things didn't work out, he was willing to tear down the walls and burn the whole place down just for the panic it would cause. And his malicious thoughts clearly showed through his usual wicked grin.

He was a bit disappointed that Zhori got to the door first, having wanted to be the one to open it for her. It made him feel like she was wearing the pants in the relationship and she totally was.

"I've seen better places," He told her honestly as he stepped inside and looked around. "But it is only a blank canvas," For all the destruction he was sure they would cause, of course.



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 12:27 am


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"It looks like it's the sort of place geared toward high school kids," Zhori said. "I doubt they put much thought into the decor and general ambiance but hey! We can walk in without being thrown right back out." So far, anyway. Simon seemed a little...well, the dark circles and grin were an indication he probably was getting a little desperate to feed.

She had a feeling this was going to be an interesting night.

"So...I guess we just take a table instead of waiting to be seated, right?"

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 1:05 am


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"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?"


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Being geared towards kids was no excuse for a lacking environment. Simon had geared his own restaurant towards people who wanted a unique experience, and he went all out in that aspect! The least they could have done was make the place memorable. But maybe he was just being biased. He simply nodded, not wanting to start rambling on about everything wrong with the place before he even gave it a chance.

"Hm, I think so," He replied as he chose a table in the center of the room for once. Usually he stuck to the corners, but the middle was the best place to cause as much havoc as physically possible. As soon as he sat down, his two cockroaches began to climb down his legs, already off to scare a couple people on either side of the restaurant. Meanwhile, he couldn't help but ask Zhori, "Do you want to place a bet on how long we'll be here before getting kicked out?" He was guessing within the next five minutes if he managed to think of something other than just having his pets roam about.



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 2:43 am


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"That...depends what the prize for winning is," Zhori teased, sitting across from Simon. "But given our record, I'm thinking it won't be long. It'd probably be even less if I caught the table cloth on fire straight away. We should start timing it though--just so we can keep track of our record." She leaned her elbows on the table as a yell came from across the room though she didn't bother to look over. She assumed Ben and Jerry had just stopped by to say hello.

"Are you feeling alright? You look, you know, a little tired."

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:20 am


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"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?"


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Simon really was too exhausted to even catch on to her teasing. In fact, he barely managed to keep up with what she was saying, struggling enough as it was to keep himself from resting his head on the table. He really was cutting it close with how long he was going between scaring people. When she joked about timing it, he moved his sleeve to check his watch. Yes, he really was going to time it, just for his own amusement.

He looked away from his watch and back at her, shuddering slightly when he heard a yell. Okay, he felt a little better now. His usual creeptastic grin grew as he shuffled through his silverware, reassuring Zhori, "Oh, I'm feeling fine. Wonderful, in fact." Not really, but he would.

When a waitress finally came by, Simon plucked the knife out of his bundle of silverware. But no, he didn't attack the waitress. That would be boring, since he had already done that last time. So, this time, he lunged at Zhori, hopping right over the table to get to her. He just hoped that she would understand that he wouldn't really attack her or else he was sure he was going to be torched.



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 3:10 pm


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Zhori was barely paying attention when Simon suddenly lunged at her. She didn't even realize what was happening until the waitress screamed and dropped her tray. Zhori looked back at him curiously, just in time for him to hit her and sending her flying back out of her chair.

She hit the floor with a slightly pained 'oof' as Simon landed on her, but was still a little confused. It took a moment dawn on her that he was probably doing this for the shock value because, really, that knife was hardly sharp enough to do much damage and he knew she could just go up in flames and take him with her. So obviously it had to be a ruse. Oh! That's right. She should sound scared.

Um...she wasn't really sure how to do that. Maybe scream? That was the normal reaction when someone was scared. So Zhori screwed up her face and let out what she hoped was a terrified shriek as she flailed at Simon in a helpless fashion.

"Get him off meeeeeeeee!" she wailed. "He's crazy!"

((Hope it's okay to assume he landed on her)).

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 4:56 pm


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"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?"


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Simon snickered when it seemed that Zhori caught on to his little plan, though her acting was... substandard. She should stick to music. Still, he held the butterknife against her neck and pinned her shoulder down with his free hand, trying to be as gentle as possible while still looking threatening.

Just as he was about to step the situation up and intensify the atmosphere in the room, he realized something. A couple of things, actually. One thing was that he was on top of Zhori. In the middle of a public restaurant. In front of everyone. Also, the sound of panicked screams and gasps and the aura of fear around the room made him shudder, worsening the whole thing for him. So, instead of terrifying anyone further, he was frozen in place, staring down at Zhori, his entire face flushed red.

That is, until some heroic soul decided to take the chance to body slam Simon right off of Zhori, 'saving' her from danger.



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 5:43 pm


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Zhori was highly amused by the way Simon's face went completely red, but she didn't have a chance to remark on it before someone tore Simon off her and body slammed him. She winced slightly. That seemed like it probably hurt.

Fortunately, it pulled all attention off her and put it on him as the rest of the restaurant started to clap. It afforded her the opportunity to grab the nearest ketchup bottle off the ground and dump it down her shirt. It was kind of spur of the moment but it was really the only way she could think to distract everyone long enough for Simon to get away. She got to her feet slowly, letting a little extra heat radiate off her body so the ketchup sizzled and steamed a little. A woman nearby screamed when she saw zhori's front completely doused in a questionable red substance.

Zhori had no idea what to do next so she just started babbling the first things that popped into her head while desperately trying to picture everyone in their underwear or something to help her focus. What happened was that she got as far as "Foolish mortals..." Before she cracked up and started laughing hysterically. Fortunately, this seemed to help weird everyone out and they began to back away--which just made her cackle even louder. Oh Lord. This was just too much fun.

She looked at everyone and grinned wickedly, before finally shooting Simon an evil smile and bursting into flames. She glared at the man who'd body slammed him and growled, "Don't touch my prey!" There were a few screams as people scurried away from her. Zhori let out a final cackle before letting her form shrink into a ball so she could shoot through one of the windows (catching the curtains on fire, of course) and...into a nearby alley.

Hopefully that was enough of a distraction for Simon to run away. If not, she'd go back in and start burning stuff.

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:01 pm


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"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?"


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Simon was stunned for a long moment when he was tackled, absolutely terrified when he realized his arms were pinned to his sides as someone was most likely calling the police. This wasn't looking good. At all. He squirmed in the guy's grasp, but it didn't seem to help at all. He was stuck.

He twitched when he heard a scream, enjoying the fear, but confused as to what caused it. Ben and Jerry were now carefully crawling back into his pocket, so it couldn't have been them. He peeked around his aggressor only to see Zhori covered in some... red sizzling substance, laughing like a maniac. He was sure it was just meant to be a really unusual distraction, but he couldn't help but be a little scared. So, he shrunk back, almost using the man pinning him down as a meat shield.

Luckily, the man got off of him as soon as Zhori burst into flames, more out of shock than her threat. Simon was just about to take the opportunity to run for his life, but... the screams. The wonderful screams. Only after she left and the mood died down did he remember there were still a bunch of people there who wanted him arrested. So, just as the 'heroic' man turned around to hold him down again, he ran right out the door and began to search around for Zhori.

He assumed she wouldn't be in a very populated place because of the whole fire thing, so the first places he checked were nearby alleys. "Z-Zhori...?"



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 6:38 pm


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"Oh, hey there," Zhori said, walking out of the shadows with a rather charred sheet wrapped around her. It...kind of concealed any sensitive areas. Mostly. Sort of.

Not really.

The poor thing was in tatters and, even with Zhori's help, was having a hard time covering anything. "Sorry about that," she said, pausing to brush something questionable off one foot. "I figured it was best to just distract everyone and flee. I'm glad to see you were able to get away." She finally looked him over worriedly. "Are you alright? You got slammed down pretty hard..."

Why would someone even be that rough with him? It's not like Simon was a large man. Really. Some people!

Maybe she over did her helpless act or something...

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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 7:08 pm


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"Life is like a box of chocolates...
Full of maggots and roaches.
Oh, that's just me?"


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Simon was starting to get a bit worried until he heard Zhori's voice. Ah, there she was! He blinked and stared at Zhori for a very brief moment when she appeared from the shadows, his face void of any expression.

"Hngh!" Almost immediately, he hid his face in his hands, though that didn't do much to hide his embarrassment. His blush even reached down his neck, so there was no way he could hide it all. Why couldn't she just stay back where he couldn't see her? It would have made it a lot less awkward for him.

"I-I-I..." Wait, what was her question again? Oh, right. "I'm f-fine. Just... a little b-bruised," He told her, feeling only a little sore from being body slammed by the stupid brute. Why did people always have to try to look like a hero? Especially when they were just trying to make themselves look good, or some other selfish reason. Well, now wasn't the time to think of peoples' ethics and morals because, really, the only reason he was thinking at the moment at all was to distract himself from being embarrassed.

"Err... want to... borrow my shirt?" He offered before realizing there was no way he could take it off with his hands still covering his face. He would either have to move his hands and just deal with it (oh hell no), or keep his eyes closed. ... Okay, he would just wait for Zhori's reply and cross his fingers that she didn't need his shirt after all.



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2012 10:04 pm


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"Did that guy hurt you?" Zhori asked, clinging to the sheet with one arm as she went to Simon's side. "I can go back and set his hair on fire. Are you sure you're okay? We can go see the doctor at Rosentale if you like?" She blinked at him. His shirt...what?

She glanced down at herself. Oh. Right. She forgot he always got himself in a tizzy when she was like this. "No, no. I'm fine. I'm going to start turning blue, um, literally, if I stay like this. So maybe we should just sort of meet back at the school somewhere. Oh! But next time we got on a date, I'm definitely bringing a change of clothes." She grinned slightly and gently pried his hands away from his face enough she could plant a kiss on his lips.

"Feeling better?"

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