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Inu-Mitsu rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-12)
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 Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:48 pm
Titus was experiencing a FML moment as soon as the ballerina jumped him and bit into his shun. Seriously this b***h had teeth. "AH Jacking hell, Salope!" The french rolled off his tongue without him thinking though a few choice curses in other languages followed.
If she was going to bite him she better believe he was going to bite back, unfortunately she wasn't at a good angle from any direction, his teeth barely snapping at anything.
HP: 13/30
Damage: 1
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Nio Love rolled 2 12-sided dice:
1, 7
Total: 8 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 7:59 pm
 "Ooh, la la!" The diva hopped up and batted her eyelashes as he spat out french and tried to bite her. "You are a naughty boy~ But I can be naughtier!" She flipped up in the air and landed on his chest, trying to find and tweak his nipples. Yes, this was happening. Dangerous Diva Attack roll: 2 d12 Damage: 2 to Titus HP: 1/6
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Inu-Mitsu rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 4
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:05 pm
What the ballerina heard next was probably unexpected. Something like a girly squeal as she clamped down and twisted two very sensitive spots on his chest. " C’est des conneries!" Which quite literally meant 'this is bullshit'. Yes, that's what Titus thought of the current situation. HP: 11/30 Damage:
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Nio Love rolled 2 12-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:08 pm
The ballerina was.. less impressed by how girly his scream was. But he was still speaking French! That was SEXY. *w* She climbed up his shirt and wrapped her little arms around his neck, bashing her head into his chin. "TALK MORE FRENCH!" Dangerous Diva Attack roll: 2 d12 Damage: 3 to Titus HP: 1/6
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Inu-Mitsu rolled 2 6-sided dice:
5, 1
Total: 6 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:10 pm
And suddenly Titus was dazed, confused, a mostly completely worthless. French? He spoke French? What was his name again? Oh that's right. Tits. That was it.
HP: 8/30
Damage: 0
Status: Failing at life
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Nio Love rolled 2 12-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-24)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:15 pm
He was dazed! DAZED BY HER LOVE! The diva planted a nice wet one on his lips. "You will be my hero, and save me from my loneliness!" What was she even.. Dangerous Diva Attack roll: 2 d12 Damage: 3 to Titus HP: 1/6
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Inu-Mitsu rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 4
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:17 pm
The kiss seemed to bring Titus around something quick. His eyes grew wide in his skull before he reached up to shove the ballerina back. Was that a hint of a blush on his cheeks? Perhaps.
"Jack Damn it," He hissed, getting to his feet though a little wobbly and wiping his mouth profusely. Yeah, he was cool, nothing to see here.
HP: 5/30
Damage: 1
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Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 8:22 pm
The ballerina went flying as Titus brushed her away, fluttering and spinning in the air until she exploded into fine bits of dust. The echo of her cry was heard in the air even as she disappeared. "YOU CAN TAKE MY BREATH AWAYYYYyyy yyy..." Somewhere in the distance, the sound of a ghoul cackling at how badly Titus had fought that one lone little ghoulish creature could be heard. A familiar valkyrie cackle, in fact. Dangerous Diva Attack roll: 2 d12 Damage: HP: 0/6
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 7:43 pm
A small pair of claws clapped as TG, leaning against a nearby wall, stood. "You got some mighty affect on the ladies. Then again, seems all these things are desperate." First the ball snake tried to feel him up, and then this Ballerina was getting fresh with Tits. "Guess real men are in short supply where they come from."
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Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2011 8:48 pm
"I can only imagine." Titus looked a little disheveled and quickly straightened out his jacket and fixed his normally messy hair. He was feeling a little tired now but he would be damned if he was going to let that show. "Have you had to deal with these creatures?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:18 pm
"Yes. Some sore of ...oval-shaped snake." He was not going to admit to Titus or anyone else he was entangled with a ball snake. Nope. That was going in the vault. "They all seem very attention starved. Seems there is not any real boils where they live at and they migrated here." He shivered at the idea of an entire fleet of ballsnakes. "Maybe we should find something to arm ourselves while we are wandering. I don't have a pink-dressed freaks app to get rid of them.
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Posted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:03 am
"They seem a little...off from before don't they?" Or perhaps Titus wasn't paying enough attention. The ballerina had looked a little different than the creatures had previously.
With a shrug Titus looked around to see what else was near. Maybe there was a sports store of some sort. A good old fashion bat would do the trick he thought. "I suppose leisure shopping will have to wait if we might get attacked at any moment."
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:40 am
"Hmm. We might be better off with the Gingerbread house for now. Seems this place is teaming with smaller freaks like that one. Really don't want to turn around and walk into a herd of them." It was bad enough when the zombie groups went through the maul in one big heard and blocked the aisles, but at least they were tame. These ones were...friendly in the worst ways.
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:32 pm
Begrudgingly Titus had to agree. "I suppose you're right. Let's head back for now." And with that he headed back in the direction they had come. The destination was the food court once again. Find a container for Titus' joy, he was going to need it.
((Exiting))
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Posted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 6:58 pm
TG followed soon after, glad that out of the alternatives of groping ballerina and ballsnakes, he'd rather deal with a irritable Gingerbread house.
((Exiting to Food Court))
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