
"Ooh, naughty naughty!" he taunted, waggling his candy cane at the ghoul. "But I do like it rough!" Lecherous gingerbread man ripped his icing buttons off with a flourish, baring his bare gingerbread chest at them.
Alas, there was a sudden stab in the back. Gingerbread man turned to face the other babe, a horrified and betrayed expression written on his planar face.
"Why? Why babe, didn't you want a piece of me? Look, I'll even let you lick my candy sti-" before that was finished, he disappeared into a puff of crumbs and sparkles.
Gingerbread Menace Attack roll: 2 d6
Damage: - HP: 0/8