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 Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:22 pm
Granted. But whenever you take a picture of someone with it they disappear. (I will love anyone who gets the referance)
I wish I could live in Germany and was fluent in German.
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:25 pm
granted, but the camera comes pre-loaded with hundreds of inappropriate and illegal photos, and the police have just confiscated it
i wish for the inability to lose at any game
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:34 pm
granted, but now every time you play a game, it breaks before you get to the start menu emotion_awesome
I wish I could wield a keyblade
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Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 7:56 pm
Granted. But then your world gets eaten by a Darkside.
I wish I had devil wings.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 1:50 am
Granted, but they cause you to hear voices and lose your mind.
I wish I was just like Barbra Streisand. (And of course no one's going to know who that is despite her amazingness.)
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:51 am
Granted, but now you're constantly being mobbed by crazed fans and the paparazi...
I wish I was strong enough to overcome the monster inside me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:38 am
Granted, but you have now created a rift in your mind that if not kept in check will completely consume you and ruin your life. I wish I could understand what fooly cooly is. Banshee Cupcake Granted. But whenever you take a picture of someone with it they disappear. (I will love anyone who gets the referance) Isn't that from Say Cheese and Die?.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:33 pm
Granted but you will spontaniously burst into flames periodicly. I wish I was an pegacorn. Psychoholic Slag Banshee Cupcake Granted. But whenever you take a picture of someone with it they disappear. (I will love anyone who gets the referance) Isn't that from Say Cheese and Die?. YES! *glomp*
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 2:39 pm
Granted, but you're constantly pounced on by little kids wanting a ride.
I wish I could stop singing Christmas carols.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:05 pm
Granted, but you lose your voice forever. Furthermore, you lose all forms of communications.
I wish I could perform alchemy.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:26 pm
Granted. But you get busted for performing human tansmutation.
I wish I was a Tron program.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:37 pm
Granted, but you soon get destroyed by an identity disc.
I wish I had a pet gargoyle.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:41 pm
Granted, but it keeps you up all night.
I wish I had a star named after me.
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Posted: Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:28 pm
Granted, but the light is about to fade in a few days because it went supernova thousands of years ago.
I wish I didn't have to speak to get by in life.
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