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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 5
Total: 11 (2-12)
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 Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:10 am
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW."
Freya sobered up after screeching in pain, standing up and glaring daggers at her boilfriend. "NO, HERRYK." She commanded in a suddenly fierce voice. Her scythe came down on him, over, and over, and over.
"YEH PUNCH ME IN THE BOOB, OKAYS."
Down came the scythe again.
"YEH KICKS ME AND THROWS ME, OKAYS."
She turned the scythe and started hitting him with the butt of it.
"BUT YEH NEVER. MESS. WITH. MY HAIR."
HP: 7
Damage: 5
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:14 am
Herryk fell to his knees as she thwapped him over and over again with her scythe. At least she'd stopped laughing. That was good. He wasn't entirely sure what had been so funny in the first place.
When she finally stopped smashing him with the scythe, Herryk reached around and delivered a hearty slap to her a**.
And now it was his turn to laugh.
HP: 21/30
Damage: 2
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
4, 6
Total: 10 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:22 am
Freya's eyes widened when Herryk's response to her anger was a slap on the a**. She would have normally liked it, but in this case, she was INFLAMED WITH RAGE.
"When we gets back from this." She growled, dropping the blunt of her scythe on the draugrs head some more. "Herryk is goings teh combs through my hair, bit by bit, and re-braids it, until I likes how it looks. Even if it takes ALL DAY."
HP: 5
Damage: 4
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 3
Total: 4 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:28 am
Herryk couldn't stop laughing, which was strange considering that his very sweet and beloved ghoulfriend was bashing the butt-end of her scythe repeatedly into his head.
"No, no! Freya promised -- ouch! -- that she would -- ouch, Freya!! -- that she would do that thing she did the night of -- that one tickled Freya, haha! -- the night of Sif's wedding!"
She knew exactly what he meant.
HP: 17/30
Damage: ~
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 2
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:29 am
"Well." Freya stopped blunting him over the head, and gave him a stern, if not completely lust-laced, glare. "I will. But yeh has teh braids my hair first, for that move yeh just pulled. Then, maybe."
MAYBE?
HP: 5
Damage: 0
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 1
Total: 7 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:33 am
Wait. Wait. Wait, no.
"FREYA PROMISED!"
s**t was gonna get real ugly if she was going to take back such an important promise. Herryk didn't take these things lightly.
With a scowl, he reached forward and flicked her on the nose.
HP: 17/30
Damage: 1
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:35 am
Freya gasped at the flick, turned her back on Herryk, and crossed her arms.
"Hmm, I don't knows, Herryk hasn't won yet, anyway.."
HP: 4
Damage: 0
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
1, 1
Total: 2 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:36 am
"Herryk will win, and then Freya will have to submit."
He liked the sound of that.
HP: 17/30
Damage: Zero, Robert-style!
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Nio Love rolled 2 6-sided dice:
2, 1
Total: 3 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:41 am
"Maybe." Freya muttered. "Or maybe Freya will win. Or maaaybe Herryk will win, and Freya will laugh and take it all back." She turned around, eyes widening as she incited him.
"Maybe Freya will never do anything like that again." She gasped overdramatically.
HP: 4
Damage: 0
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bipolar bee rolled 2 6-sided dice:
6, 6
Total: 12 (2-12)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:43 am
Herryk socked Freya in the gut for even threatening such a blasphemous thing.
"Freya shouldn't SAY THESE THINGS TO HERRYK IT MAKES HIM ANGRY."
He looked horrified that he'd just punched her so hard.
"Herryk is sorry."
A short silence.
"Freya still has to pay up."
HP: 17/30
Damage: 6
New Title: Best Boilfriend Ever.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:51 am
Freya didn't actually expect him to hit her that hard. In fact, she'd never felt any hit that hard before, and when it came, it folded her neatly in half, and dropped her down to the floor. Her eyelids fluttered for a moment, before they closed, and her breathing turned shallow. She could see little white dots behind her eyelids.
She wasn't getting up anytime soon.
But she made a mental note to never make Herryk angry again.
HP: -4
Currently: Calling Dr. Phil
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 3:56 am
With a loud, angry hiss Herryk picked Freya up. He grunted loudly. The draugr wasn't sure if he should be thrilled that he'd won, or upset that he'd beaten Freya in a spar.
"Come on, then, Herryk will carry Freya back to her dorm."
Sigh.
"And Herryk will tuck her into bed."
Another sigh.
"And Herryk will bring her chocolates and cupcakes."
A louder sigh.
"And shoes."
A long silence.
"Six pairs of shoes."
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:06 am
Freya was mostly limp in Herryk's arms, as she was still seeing bright lights twinkling in her vision and her head swam with the desperate need to fall unconscious. She dropped her weight against his chest, her head lolling down onto the black skin, and she giggled vacantly.
"And Freya will keep her side of the bargain too, baby boil." She muttered up lucidly. "Yeh didn't needs a bet for that. Yehll see, yeh can't stops me once I gets hooked."
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