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Lilwolfpard rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 4
Total: 6 (2-16)
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 Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:21 pm
The monster flailing was enough to cause the goop to get on her feet.
And send her spiraling down to the ground, landing on her a**. "Ack!"
HP: 32
DMG: 0
Charge: 2/2
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Zoobey rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 2
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:25 pm
With a rather excited gurgle, it took that as a signal to molest her further. With its tongue.
HP: 11/25
Damage: 2
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Lilwolfpard rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 6
Total: 9 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:29 pm
This time she gave out a RATHER girly squeak, moving away by pushing off with her feet. She took a moment to stab at the creature... on accident.
You suck at this.
Shut up.
HP: 30
DMG: 3
Charge: 2/2
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Zoobey rolled 2 8-sided dice:
3, 2
Total: 5 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:37 pm
"I'm back, sorry for the wait!" Julie was running towards Ceres in small bounds, and did not stop until she was standing right next to the fudge monster. Or brownie monster - whatever it was. She held up the two canisters with elation. "And some nice Hunter on the way kindly loaned me their tub of butter" - more like she forcefully made them give it to her, "So we can always make more brownies. Hmm... maybe we should make fudge instead."
As the Moon Hunter pondered fudge or brownies, the creature gave another gurgle and swiped at Ceres.
HP: 8/ 25
Damage: 0
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Lilwolfpard rolled 2 8-sided dice:
2, 2
Total: 4 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:40 pm
"...Julie." Ceres managed to mutter out, using her weapon as leverage to pull her body from the floor (and try not to slip again!) At this point, it looked like the moon hunter trainee was in a mud fight... and lost.
"....Do you. Not see... the.." Julie wanted to bake more. Ceres suddenly had a thought, and to her it made total sense. Was Julie the reason there was more monsters in this world.
One word? Yes.
"...Julie are you SURE baking is a hobby of yours?" Maybe she was taught how to bake by Dr H. Now THAT made a hell of a lot of sense too, the world was suddenly brighter!
HP: 30
DMG: 0
Charge: 2/2
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Zoobey rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:52 pm
"See what?" Julie tried to follow Ceres's line of sight, moving exactly three steps to the left. Right through the slime monster. "There we go, it was really weird because I wasn't too sure if you were talking to me or the invisible thing two steps left of me."
Invisible or not, the slime/brownie/fudge monster still packed a punch.
Damage: 5
HP: 11/ 25
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Lilwolfpard rolled 2 8-sided dice:
8, 4
Total: 12 (2-16)
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Posted: Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:59 pm
Once again, the wordless scream emerged from her lips.... or to Julie, looked just like her mouth dropped open. Lets all start chanting now...
I am not insane, i am not insane, ohmygod she jsut walked throuh the thing punching me I AM NOT INSANE
You sure sound insane.
With a whimper, she took a few steps forward... and made a stab at what she could see. "Please tell me you can see the sludge monster that just smacked me. Im not covered in CHOCOLATE for a reason you know!"
HP: 25
DMG: 6
Charge: 2/2
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Zoobey rolled 2 8-sided dice:
4, 4
Total: 8 (2-16)
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Posted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 8:40 pm
The Moon Hunter tilted her head slowly to one side as the brownie/fudge/ slime monster stuck a gooey claw through her body again and slashed Ceres. A pause, as her brown eyes grew wide, Julie walking closer to the trainee to examine her closely. "Are you possessed by," a dramatic pause, "the brownie grim?"
'Gargle.' Went the brownie monster as the Moon Hunter gasped and squealed, fiddling with her canisters of whipped cream before uncapping one.
'Gargle.' Went the brownie monster again as the Moon Hunter sprayed Ceres, in a cross-like pattern, from tip of the trainee's head to chest with whipped cream.
'Gargle.' Went the brownie monster as the Moon Hunter began chanting. "Blessed be the cooking Lord for he is Merciful, let the Lord looketh upon us, for we are just humble sheep..."
'Gargle.' Went the brownie monster one last time as Julie continued to chant.
HP: 7/ 25
Damage: 2
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Lilwolfpard rolled 2 8-sided dice:
5, 6
Total: 11 (2-16)
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 4:17 pm
"Did you....' Ceres stood there, staring back at the woman, covered in whipped cream.
"Seriously.... just..." She was glad her mouth was at least not open, need not taste it to see if THAT was poisoned too.
"...Just spray.... whipped cream at me?" The chanting would go unnoticed, Ceres was more than certain now that this woman was class A batshit insane as the rest of them.
Then again now, how could she see this monster and Julie COULDNT? If Julie was just lying, she could believe that, but the brunette strolled through the monster practically whistling dixie!
To make a point... she made another stab into the beast. "I am NOT insane."
..Wait.
"Question. WHAT exactly... did you pour in to that batter."
HP: 23
DMG: 5
Charge: 2/2
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Zoobey rolled 2 8-sided dice:
7, 6
Total: 13 (2-16)
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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2011 2:49 pm
"Hmmm," Went Julie, just as the brownie/imaginary/fudge/God Knows What monster made another jab at Ceres, gurgling in a rather pleasant sort - for an imaginary creature - tone. "Well, if I have to say, chocolate powder, flour, oats, nutmeg, butter, honey, oh- and of course the most important ingredient of all."
Here, the Moon Hunter gave a sort of happy sigh. "Joy."
HP: 2
DAMAGE: 13 - 8 = 5
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