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a-disgruntled-dragon rolled 1 100-sided dice:
75
Total: 75 (1-100)
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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:45 pm
JAROSITE VS PLANT. ROUND FOUR.
Plant HP: 738 - 75 = 663
There was more ripping and pulling of the vines. It was doing a damn good job of fighting back, but it seemed Jarosite's boots were just too much for it.
At least, that's what he kept telling himself.
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Sleet Tempest Snape rolled 1 100-sided dice:
73
Total: 73 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:45 pm
Plants HP: 892 It seemed other people were dealing with bee's and other things, already. Bee youma's...he really hoped no youma spiders showed up. If he had panic attacks over normal spiders what would happen over a youma spider...he didn't even want to think about. Back to the task at hand, flower trimming with his hands.
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Silent Spy rolled 1 100-sided dice:
47
Total: 47 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:46 pm
Plant HP: 913 - 47 = 866 HP
"Yeah, yeah, yeah," Osumilite mocked to the Doom and Gloom girls. "I might not be the best at gardening, but don't act like you aren't impressed and wowed my overwhelming manliness and bravado. Ladies can't help but be charmed by someone as bold and dashing as myself."
In attempt to prove his point, he struck a pose - striking a vine with his weapon in the process. However, this seemed to upset the plant.
The plant's mouth opened and a swarm of youma bees flew out and stung Lieutenant Osumilite repeatedly in the a**.
He cried like a little school girl as he fell to the floor, his hand clenching his a** as he squirmed around in the dirt.
"OH WHAT IN THE HELL! NURSE!? NUUUUUURRRSSSEEE!"
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a-disgruntled-dragon rolled 1 100-sided dice:
69
Total: 69 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:47 pm
JAROSITE VS PLANT. ROUND FIVE. GO GO GO.
Plant HP: 663 - 69 = 594
There was something about a dirty joke that crossed Jarosite's mind, but it was quickly diverted as he found a vine smacking him in the face. So he ripped it off.
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Silent Spy rolled 1 100-sided dice:
50
Total: 50 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:47 pm
Plant HP: 866 - 50 = 816 HP
Once the pain of the youma beestings cooled down, Osumilite picked himself off the dirt and dusted himself off. As another vine tried to wrap itself around his waist, he smacked it with his weapon to get it to back off.
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Sleet Tempest Snape rolled 1 100-sided dice:
18
Total: 18 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:47 pm
Plants HP: 856 It seemed he was lucky so far, no attacks though it seemed the plant wasn't pleased with him attacking it as he was. Deciding to talk, softly, to the plant as he worked on trimming it. Hopefully it didn't start singing like in Alice and Wonderland or actually bite him. He'd like to avoid being attacked by a planet, it'd be an insult.
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Silent Spy rolled 1 100-sided dice:
72
Total: 72 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:48 pm
Plant HP: 816 - 72 = 744 HP
When the vine didn't back off from wrapping around him immediately, he continued to smack it with his weapon over and over. Eventually, however, a small flower of the vine fell off, and the plant made a terrifying noise.
The vine lifted Osumilite up in the air and then slammed him back to the ground as the rest of the roots when wild with rage, only then releasing him from its grasp.
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a-disgruntled-dragon rolled 1 100-sided dice:
86
Total: 86 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:49 pm
JAROSITE VS PLANT. ROUND SIX. GO GO GO.
Plant HP: 594 - 86 = 508
He continued to kick the plant, adding in a few punches and shouts of demoralization at the thing. It was just about halfway through pruning, he decided. More kicking, away~!
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Sleet Tempest Snape rolled 1 100-sided dice:
87
Total: 87 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:51 pm
Plants HP: 768 Someones lack of luck had spread to him as bee's appeared and launched an attack on him. Shouting and swatting at the damn things he wondered if he could duck and hide somewhere, he doubted such a tactic would work and he'd likely be stared at like he was some idiot. So not good, at least he wasn't allergic to bee's...though did they work the same as normal bees in that regard?
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a-disgruntled-dragon rolled 1 100-sided dice:
40
Total: 40 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:51 pm
JAROSITE VS PLANT. ROUND SEVEN. FIGHT.
Plant HP: 508 - 40 = 468
And then the plant decided it had enough and slammed two vines into Jarosite and sent him flying. "HEY WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" He tried in vain to get close to the plant again, but those vines wanted him gone. So he jerked on them and started breaking them off.
It was somewhat effective.
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Sleet Tempest Snape rolled 1 100-sided dice:
77
Total: 77 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:53 pm
Plants HP: 692 More bees?! Where the hell were they coming from? Yelping and shouting he he was really looking around for somewhere to hide. Ducking behind the plant for help and cover he decided to attack from behind. Yes, he was acting like a wuss and an idiot but you try being stung by those things!! He was going to be a walking red swell of pain soon.
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a-disgruntled-dragon rolled 1 100-sided dice:
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Total: 67 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:59 pm
JAROSITE VS PLANT. ROUND EIGHT. FIGHT.
Plant HP: 468 - 67 - 401
Bees. Blasted bees! He was once again swarmed with the buggers and hand to spend a few minutes running around and fighting them off.
"Damn plant!" Angry Jarosite was angry, and he slammed a foot into the middle of the plant in retaliation.
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Silent Spy rolled 1 100-sided dice:
100
Total: 100 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:00 pm
Plant HP: 744 - 100 = 644 HP
With the plant distracted in a crazed berserker mode fit over the grievance of its fallen flower, Osumilite charged toward the side of the mouth of the plant and kicked it with full force. The entire plant twitched in pain as the ripple of the kick spread throughout its body.
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Silent Spy rolled 1 100-sided dice:
45
Total: 45 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:01 pm
Plant HP: 644 - 45 = 599 HP
Osumilite was happy with his last move, but not too happy that he lost focus. A vine tried to wrap itself around him, but he slapped it with his microphone before it could come too close.
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Sleet Tempest Snape rolled 1 100-sided dice:
65
Total: 65 (1-100)
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:01 pm
Plants HP: 627 Once the bees were gone he managed to crawl and flop out of his hiding spot and attack the rose like youma again. Really he felt like a midget, he knew how a little person felt right about now.
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