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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:07 pm
Trying his hardest to look tough and ready to go, ready to seize the day, to bust some asses and blow their tops off with his mighty weapon, to surge forth and rip Halloween Kind a new one, Jerry gave a weak sort of wobbling noise in the back of his throat that might have been agreement.
Slide D we go??
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:15 pm
"Great," Harrison said. He clicked his flashlight off, shoved in in his backpack, then shoved Jerry forward and made sure Candace was following. "After you, bright eyes."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:19 pm
"W-wait! Wait! WAIT! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt" Was all was heard from Jerry as he was forced into taking the plunge.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 8:24 pm
Candace was glad Jerry was on board with this, grinning and giving him a pat on the back. "Thatta bo--" Suddenly Jerry was out of her grip and...headed down the slide. "Jerry?!" She looked panicked, unsure as to how he had just flown away like that.
She whipped her head around to see Harrison standing where Jerry had been. Ah. It made sense now. She chuckled and playfully pushed at his shoulder. "You jerk. See you at the bottom." She leaned over to give him a friendly kiss on the cheek for good luck, as she had done with Jerry before, before she sat down on the slide and gave herself a good push to try and catch up with Jerry.
"WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~!"
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:11 pm
"Yeah yeah," Harrison scowled, making sure B0nez was secure before bringing up the tail.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:25 pm
GM POSTThe way down was long, but enjoyable if one was willing to use their imagination; after all, slides like these only exist in a haunted house! as they reached the bottom, however, it became obvious that they had picked the wrong slide. Each of them plummeted into darkness, and there was an 'Alice in Wonderland' moment as they floated... And then WHAM.
All three hunters would get the vague feeling that they had wandered into some place terrible, and the only way out was also equally terrible and a right torture. When they finally reached the end of that terrible place, they would feel themselves falling before stopping, something relatively soft cushioning their fall as they landed on top of a giant plush unicorn, glued to the platform, with their legs spread in a "mounted" position.
Ouch, boys.
They would also realize that they were back to square one, where they had started, at the top of the slides.
They also now smell like girly perfume.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:41 pm
Harrison winced as he dismounted. The smell was, frankly, an improvement. The taste, not so much. What was a haunted house doing with a perfume department. And was this...more slides??? He limped forward in a very stiff fashion.
No.
No, he recognized those blues and purples.
"These are the same ******** slides," He said. "...Is that a giant herpicorn."
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:47 pm
A unicorn...a giant plush unicorn. The perfume department didn't bother Candace much, she was used to that place and just refused to make eye contact, but the unicorn? She laughed. She laughed hard. So hard she fell off the unicorn and landed on her back with an 'OOF!' Though at Harrison's question she tilted her head to one side, enough to see the unicorn her legs were propped up against so her body was folded in a neat almost 90 degree angle. "Yup! Leeeeeet's pick another slide. Haha! I can smell you from heeeeere." She rolled over to stand back up, noticing the way Harrison was walking and smirking as she crept up to stand beside him.
"D'awwwww. Somethin' wrong, darlin'? Poor Hawwison." Candace was mocking him. And Jerry. Yes. It was all in good fun. She walked right up to another slide, a random one, and pointed at it. "This one."
Candace has chosen Slide B!
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:47 pm
Jerry was still screaming.
And then he realized they weren't falling anymore and his voice was cut off into a choked sort of whine as something soft- but not necessarily soft ENOUGH- broke his fall.
He wobbled, blinking at the large plush, horned horse head ahead of him before slumping over the neck to give it a large hug.
He could dimly smell something that reminded him of his grandmother but he was just *so glad to not be falling anymore*.
This unicorn was his new best friend.
It was Harrison's comment that made him glance up blearily, glasses askew on his nose, "Same...?" His expression became a bit more coherent. "Wait... we... we have to do it again??"
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:01 pm
Harrison just grunted, putting aside the need to adjust himself and rest a while. B0nez was still frightened from the salespeople.
He looked over at the slide Candace had chosen. ...Second one. "Alright, your pick. Jerry, we're going for another ride."
Let's go with B.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:14 pm
Trying to ignore the fact that he smelled like his own grandmother now, and attempting to regain what dignity he had, Jerry swallowed, shifting his grip on Roar until the bazooka hung from his back, he nodded. "Alright. Alright. Alright, fine. Just... alright." He smiled, "I mean... perfume and unicorns? I... I supopse it could have been a lot worse..." And the slide was pretty fun. Sort of. Not his favorite, but more enjoyable than he had first anticipated.
Maybe this wasn't so bad.
Maybe this would be ok.
Jerry follows 'em down Slide B
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:16 pm
It could have been a lot worse, yes. Candace hopped onto the slide again, not even bothering to sit down first before. Instead she just landed on it as she went down.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:18 pm
Harrison followed Candace, settling uncomfortably on the slide base before letting go.
He did not say whee.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:20 pm
Jerry slung the bazooka around again. He felt better hugging something for dear life as he gingerly sat on the slide and pushed himself down into oblivion.
Roar did not share his sentiments but his opinion didn't matter.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:28 pm
GM POSTThis time, the slide felt longer than before... And the hunters would find themselves falling into oblivion yet again. This time, there was no perfume department, only darkness and silence accompanied by a song that played forever as they fell for what seemed like forever.
That was, until they felt something slap against their face rather painfully - something that was liquid, but much thicker. The house had came on rather painfully this time.
They landed again on the plush unicorn, in the exact some position as before. This time, apart from smelling like the perfume, they were also covered in rainbow slime; the liquid was dipping everywhere.
[OOC:
All of them, slime to face: -1HP
Jerry & Harrison, for being males and landing painfully a second time: -3HP]
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