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 Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:49 pm
The sound that followed made Pepin really uncomfortable, her body slowly flattening itself back down as she peered nervously under the bed and quickly threw back down the bed skirt.
"Uhm. Riyo? You got anything breakable you really would hate to break? Cause you MIGHT want to put it somewhere safe. We're got... a problem."
Dustbunnies began to squeak and pour from under the bed tackling Pepin and squirming all over her until she could use some intangibility to float away from them. "EW EW EW EW GET THEM OFF OH JACK!" she screamed. If they weren't dust she'd be alright but to her they were just a danger of overheating. Finally she was able to float up to Riyo's ceiling and stare at them bellow in fright. "Do you have a bag?? Any kind of bag? Something we can trap them in? Those jars are so useless!!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 1:42 pm
Riyo's fur immediately bristled out at Riyo's words, her crimson orbs widening to capacity. "Oh SHIIIIIIIT!" She screeched, making a beeline for the closed door that wasn't her closet.
The dust bunnies knew what she'd done. Knew that she'd threatened them, told them they would die brutal deaths. They swarmed after her like bees to a kid with a stick. "******** ******** ********!" The now large group of creatures started to grab at her pant legs and crawl up her body to slow her down. "There's... A vacuum in the closet!" She shouted to the ghoul, hoping Pepin could reach it while she created the distraction.
Just a couple more inches. Her pace was almost turtle slow as she reached out to turn the knob. The feline almost didn't make it, as the vermin started to cover her face. Oh Jack this was disgusting.
Then she felt it. The cool metal under her fingertips. After the knob turned fully, Riyo fell to the ground. "OH GOD THERE'S DUST IN MY EYES." She shrieked. "GET THEM, MY MINIONS!"
The door that the ghoul had opened slowly started to creak open. For a moment, there was silence.
And then... CATS. CATS EVERYWHERE! A chorus of mews and hisses flooded out the room and into the dorm. It was... It was!
... Adorable.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2011 9:54 pm
"VACUUM???! Are you NUTS?" Pepin shrieked at Riyo. Ghosts didn't bode too well with Vacuums. "I can't use a vacuum! ;; " The glitch watched as her 'comrade' was slowly dragged down by the menacing creatures and cheered when she reached the door- as to what she was letting out the ghoul had no idea but she was about to float back do-
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She squealed, this time in delight as the parade of cats came pouring in, attacking and devouring the dust bunnies. At some point she'd made it back down to the floor and even grabbed a slower one to hug close, not minding that now the bunnies had no choice but to accept their horrendous fate.
"Wait wait! We gotta save at least one!! Savage will be mad!" Finding one to save wouldn't be hard now that they had multiplied everywhere. As long as they found a better place to keep them they may be fine.
"Riyo here let me- ACK!-" she nearly tripped over a cat. "Grab a jar hopefully they all didn't break!!" she shouted over the turmoil and floated above Riyo's bed to reach through the cracks to snatch a jar and pop off the lid. Now for the easy part. Letting the cats control the dust population.
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 9:29 am
C-couldn't use the vacuum? What the ********?! Because she was a ghost? Riyo thought that was just a rumor!
When the cats started darting out and attacking the screeching little monsters, the feline knew it. "Get them off of me!" She shouted to her 'minions', who promptly began aiding their fallen comrade. When there was enough ripped off her feet, she stood and started shaking off the rest angrily. The one on her face trying to blind her was the one she decided to capture, squeezing the little b*****d as roughly as she could. "Jack DAMMIT!" Her eyes were filled with dust. "Augh.." Opening them carefully, she tried to see through the tears.
It was a brutal scene. Cat's getting ganged up on by dust bunnies, dust bunnies getting ripped to shreds by cats. A WAR ZONE. Who knew such adorable things could be so brutal when given the chance?
'Protect the captain!' They meowed to each other, following Riyo to wherever the hell she was going.
"Here! Put this one in the jar!" Riyo shouted to Pepin, holding out her hand with the screeching dust bunny in it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 9:34 am
Pepin was quick to follow orders jumping around and floating when necessary. It was kinda her fault that they had escaped she hadn't been watching. "Riyo! I got the jar I'm coming over!" she screamed dramatically, nearly tripping (in air?) from the sheer stress of the event and scooped the unhappy dust bunny into it, immediately slamming the lid down. "GOT IT!!"
Floating straight back up she continued to cling to the jar, watching the carnage once more and hissing at them. "Kill them!! Kill them all! Erase them from existence DELETE THEIR SYSTEM 32'S!!"
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Posted: Wed Sep 07, 2011 4:29 pm
As soon as the dust bunny was trapped in it's glass coffin, Riyo held up her hands. With the look of a fearless leader, she scanned her small army. "SLAY THEM!" She demanded. "FOR TUNA!"
The ears of every cat in the room immediately perked at the t word, a new found determination instilled in the felines. The carnage. Oh, the dusty carnage! It was as if Riyo was a slob who never cleaned her room by the time the cats had finished destroying their foes. Some of them crawled under the bed to make sure more didn't spawn, others checked the dark crevices so their victory would be complete.
When it appeared that the only live dust bunny left was the one Pepin had in the jar, Riyo let out a large sigh and plopped down on her bed, legs hanging out of the translucent material hanging from the canopy. "That was more work than I thought it would be..."
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Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:28 am
Not a single bootube video could amount to the entertaining value of a thousand adorable cats moving like water across the floor to destroy all the evil dustbunnies. Pepin could not think of anything in her digital library that measured up this this experience.
Finally, it was all over and Pepin was not going to let the jar out of her sight or even her arms for that matter until it was time to turn it in. "Sheesh you can say that again- say that again." Flopping back next to Riyo she stared up at the canopy and started to slowly build up a giggle until it became a full on cackle.
"Oh little dust bunny.. surely watching that mass bunnycide will teach you a thing or two about messing with these ghouls." Glancing at Riyo she smiled. "I'd say we successfully studied these guys enough wouldn't you?" Exasperated was an understatement of how she felt. "Savage sure gives tough assignments!"
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:18 pm
"That was more work than I thought it would be." Was the cliche response Riyo went ahead and tossed out, shaking her head after she said it. Glancing over towards Pepin as the ghoul made herself at home on her bed, the feline looked like she was going to say something mean-spirited until the ghost started laughing. Well...
As the terrified dust bunny was addressed, the cat ghoul watched it quietly until Pepin spoke to her again. "I suppose so." Portals, reproduction, and genocide seemed like pretty big points, after all. "I wonder if it was her intent for things to play out like this." Since it seemed like most of the happenings in class had played out that way...
The longer they laid there, the more cats started to join them on the bed until they tried to pile up on the ghouls as well. "By the way. Your punishment for taking your eyes off the jars is to help me give attention and tuna to all these cats." What a punishment. Sighing softly, Riyo scooped a couple of cats into her arms and held them to her with a sort of content look on her face. As content as she got in public, at least.
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:52 pm
Pepin was just about to get perfectly snuggled with the many cats that started to surround her then winced as Riyo mentioned 'punishment'. It was indeed her fault for turning away from the demon spawn creatures. "Ooooohhh..."
Before she could come up with an excuse to leave and shirk her way out of doing such chores a poofy cat started walking along her belly. "ee HHEHEeeee!" she snickered until she let it approach her face and brush her with its whiskers. "Okay.. alright.. I'll help." C:
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:13 pm
The fact that Pepin didn't give her lip about the whole thing got her extra good marks in Riyo's book. After a moment of rest, she ushered Pepin into the kitchen to help with the opening of the tuna cans (which was followed by the chorus of a million meows), and then came the ceremony of victory ear scratches. The cats were happy, Riyo was content, and nothing of value was lost.
All in all: A fine day for science.
After all the felines were taken care of, Riyo herded them back into their own personal room and shut the door behind her. "Well. I suppose that wasn't as bad of a mess as I thought." Maybe even kind of fun, though the words wouldn't dare leave her mouth. The cats seemed happy to see someone new as well, so it was a win-win situation. "Lets hope what we have is good enough for Savage." Stepping towards the door, the cat ghoul slowly opened it to offer her new ghostly acquaintance a way out. There was cleaning to be done after the dust massacre. "I suppose I'll see you in another class."
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Posted: Sun Sep 11, 2011 4:42 pm
Pepin was able to hover around the fridge enough not to have her feet weighed down by feline fluff. Digging out some tuna from the tins she arbitrarily threw it about the room letting cats catch it at their leisure.
When they were finally corralled she sighed and put her hands on her hips. "No it wasn't TOO terrible. Could've been a lot worse if we were in my room. I don't have a hoard of adorable cats to destroy dustbunnies," she said as she gathered whatever she'd brought with her and approached the door.
"I hope we get another class together too!" n-n
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