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Smerdle rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 3 (1-20)
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 Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:49 pm
 The Stench fumbles with his flint for a long while, but he eventually manages to light his filthy, sad cannon. "Yarrr! Take that, ye scurvy scum!"
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:53 pm
 The Stench has fired a GREEN ONE! Dialysis, Vichyssoise and nekoluch each get a point!
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:55 pm
ROUND TWO: Mungfish the Large Soon after The Stench's ship has sailed off into the distance, another takes its place. This one is scalier, but its odor is just as strong. Its captain is a giant fish man of few words. Those words are, "GRAB BOOTY! SHINY!" which he gurgles at you while raising an accusatory finger.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:56 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 3:58 pm
 Under the water the fish don't stink~
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:02 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:05 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:06 pm
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Smerdle rolled 1 20-sided dice:
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Total: 14 (1-20)
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:08 pm
A huge spit bubble slowly expands out of the space between Mungfish's lips. He stares at you. O.O The bubble pops. With a disappointed screech, the fish monster leans over and lights his cannon. BOMBS AWAY!
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:10 pm
 Mungfish the Large has fired a BLUE ONE! Dialysis and Punctilio each get a point!
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:11 pm
ROUND THREE: Commodore Herbert NERD ALERT! The next ship to approach yours is small and thoroughly unimpressive. Its owner is no better. He wheezes, "I don't wanna hurt you!" before running below deck.
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:13 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:14 pm
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:14 pm
 U hawt nerd and ilu but plz die kthx
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Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 4:18 pm
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