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 Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 5:40 pm
Whatcha talkin' about Willis! O_<'
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Posted: Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:55 pm
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck has never cried. twisted
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:42 am
roadblazer Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer. Too bad Chuck has never cried. twisted
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:41 am
NUUUUUUUUUUS! Not chuck Noris!! He has his own friggin chapter in the Alphabet of Manliness...><'
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Posted: Thu Nov 16, 2006 8:53 pm
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Posted: Mon Nov 20, 2006 7:26 am
-nods- He lives in a dark, thundercloud shrouded castle at the top of a jagged mountain!
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:33 pm
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
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Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2007 7:36 pm
OMG! That is one of the BEST Chuck Norris facts I have ever heard!
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:15 pm
Chuck Norris can watch '60 Minutes' in a half hour.
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Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:17 pm
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 6:25 pm
roadblazer Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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