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 Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:06 am
He looked like a clod of dirt I once kicked.
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 4:16 am
Her pants were as flamey as flames.
(Yay for my creativity ^-^)
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:40 am
She dressed like she was blind
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 8:16 pm
He was as brown as a lump of crap.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 2:54 pm
She was like an umbrella holder...only less attractive.
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Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 9:32 pm
Her words were as painful as having no chocolate gonk
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:16 am
...as dead as a window shade... but equally fun 4laugh wink
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Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 9:29 pm
She was as red as an overloaded sanitary pad xp
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 4:16 am
She was as lively as a goat, and cleaner than one as well...
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 5:56 am
She was as red as an obese person suffering from constipation.
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Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2006 11:28 am
She didn't reallize that holding a giant tampon is as bad as this analogy..
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Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2006 3:13 am
Her boobies looked as if they were stuffed with overloaded tampons.
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 2:39 am
Her scarf clung to her her face like a horny midget to a cheap hooker
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 3:22 am
She loved Pocky as much as a peverted old man loves staring into their neighbour's bathroom window eek
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Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 1:48 pm
(thats actually true whee )
Her analogies stunk like a hobo on a ham sandwich
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