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 Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 7:00 am
tasha000 sorry for this lame question but can i post more than one 'Yo Mama' jokes?
Not dumb,yecan LESS Ive already picked your joke.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:24 am
Okay, I got another good one.
Yo momma so stupid she put quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 cent.
Never gets old.
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:27 pm
Okay so someone stole my best one so I only have two left...
1.) Yo Momma is so fat that she literally sits AROUND the house
2.) Yo Momma so stupid that she climbed over a clear glass wall to see what was on the other side
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Posted: Mon Apr 18, 2011 8:31 pm
Yo mamma so stupid she had you.
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WTF WelcomeToFacebook v69
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Posted: Tue Apr 19, 2011 9:58 am
I alos like:
Your momma's so fat that when Vikings tried to kidnap her they had to trade in their longboat for a wideboat
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Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2011 9:32 am
1. Yo mama so fat, when she goes back she beeps.
2. Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her.
3. Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree.
4. Yo mama so fat, when God said "let there be light" He told her to get the out the way.
5. Yo mama so dirty, the rats moved out.
6. Yo mama so fat, we thought she was a dawrf planet.
crying I'm not good at this.
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:39 pm
More conversation please!
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Posted: Sat Apr 23, 2011 2:41 pm
florax 1. Yo mama so fat, when she goes back she beeps.
2. Yo mama so fat even Dora can't explore her.
3. Yo mama so fat she broke the family tree.
4. Yo mama so fat, when God said "let there be light" He told her to get the out the way.
5. Yo mama so dirty, the rats moved out.
6. Yo mama so fat, we thought she was a dawrf planet.
crying I'm not good at this. LMFAO
Those are ******** funny.
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 1:29 am
Cannibalistic Sex More conversation please! I spent most of Saturday out in the garden with my friends. Quite a few of them I hadn't seen for ages. We gossipped about everything and bitched about everyone. All in all it was a great use of a day rofl
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Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:08 am
PandoraCaitiff Cannibalistic Sex More conversation please! I spent most of Saturday out in the garden with my friends. Quite a few of them I hadn't seen for ages. We gossipped about everything and bitched about everyone. All in all it was a great use of a day rofl sounds like fun,
I was busy tearing down and setting up the carnival
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:42 am
Cannibalistic Sex sounds like fun,
I was busy tearing down and setting up the carnival Cool. Here in England, we use the word carnival to mean a street parade. I'm guessing that's not what you were doing. Were you helping with what we brits call a fair? Rides, helterskelters, test your strength machines, sideshows, cotton candy, that sort of thing?
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:23 am
PandoraCaitiff Cannibalistic Sex sounds like fun,
I was busy tearing down and setting up the carnival Cool. Here in England, we use the word carnival to mean a street parade. I'm guessing that's not what you were doing. Were you helping with what we brits call a fair? Rides, helterskelters, test your strength machines, sideshows, cotton candy, that sort of thing? Yeah its like a fair,
but here we call it a carnival because Its smaller then a fair,
the fairs here are HUGE.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 10:27 am
If people don't start talking to each other in here NO ONE is going to win, mad
I'm not trying to be a meany I just want more activity. neutral
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 1:46 pm
Cannibalistic Sex PandoraCaitiff Cannibalistic Sex sounds like fun,
I was busy tearing down and setting up the carnival Cool. Here in England, we use the word carnival to mean a street parade. I'm guessing that's not what you were doing. Were you helping with what we brits call a fair? Rides, helterskelters, test your strength machines, sideshows, cotton candy, that sort of thing? Yeah its like a fair,
but here we call it a carnival because Its smaller then a fair,
the fairs here are HUGE. Ah. Yeah. I've heard of county fairs and state fairs. We don't tend to go in for that sort of thing here (considering that our country is smaller than most states xd ) Was this a travelling carnival? Or is it just packed away until its needed again?
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:50 pm
PandoraCaitiff Cannibalistic Sex PandoraCaitiff Cannibalistic Sex sounds like fun,
I was busy tearing down and setting up the carnival Cool. Here in England, we use the word carnival to mean a street parade. I'm guessing that's not what you were doing. Were you helping with what we brits call a fair? Rides, helterskelters, test your strength machines, sideshows, cotton candy, that sort of thing? Yeah its like a fair,
but here we call it a carnival because Its smaller then a fair,
the fairs here are HUGE. Ah. Yeah. I've heard of county fairs and state fairs. We don't tend to go in for that sort of thing here (considering that our country is smaller than most states xd ) Was this a travelling carnival? Or is it just packed away until its needed again? Yeah it travels Down the east coast of the USA,
But I'm from the west coast so I got to travel cross country and now I'm going down the country 3nodding
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