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The old man looked at Kuro and said "Ignorant fool, young people today..." Shaken his head the slowly walked to a bench near by and sat letting himself be consumed by deep thoughts.

"Impatience hastens destruction. Salvation shall come with the rising moon." The voice of an old man echoed from the shadows as a hunched form stepped forth, robed in black and masked from sight. "The journey is long and fraught with peril, but he who perseveres shall find the light!" he exclaimed, his right arm swinging upwards as a beam of light shot from his sleeve, directly into the impatient young man's eyes. The old man cackled under his breath, pleased with the purchase of his high powered flashlight.

It was then that an unholy screech filled the air, and around the corner came running a girl with... grey hair. In one magnificent leap, she jumped , landing on the closest person's head and wrapped her body around his head. She shivered and shook, eyes wide like she had seen death himself take off his cloak and sun bath in a pair of speedos. At last, she opened her mouth and spoke, "Some... someone ate the last of my velveeta cheese," she gasped out, and closed her eyes and shook her head.

Swiftly, with utter silence Gorlak moved with grace and fluidity that he had only showed once previous and saddled right on up next to the new and quite lovely lady. "Y'know I think the Old man is right! What we need are flashlights. I got these like Gazillowatt batteries at home we could totally fit into them and turn them into lightsabers and be all like 'WAh Wah.... Jedi! and slice one of those beasts open and make a little love hut for the two of us."

The girl, Lady Shirahime of some royalty in the land of Awesome on the Planet Shiny, deflated slightly with the rebuke of the purple haired girl, "B-but my cheese," she said, poking her fingers together and shuffling her feet. Then she looked at the girl suspiciously, "I bet you ate my cheese! I bet your the thingy that the sparkly guy in the first post was talking about!"

Despite his incredible Charisma score of 24, an impressive bonus of +7, Franky's amazing pick up line fell flat. Flat as in like pancakes, but pancakes were and still are delicious, so that would be an insult to their own natural charm. "Fine, play hard to catch, I'll have you know I just spent those 12 skill points on a feat called Love Connection. What does it do? It allows me to throw out even more wicked awesome, incredibly exciting, and entirely unnecessary pick-up lines." he said with a wink, "now allow me to serenade you, ma cheri"

Clearing his throat, Gorlak the Mindbender began an incredible rendition of "it's Great to be a nerd!" by the arrogant worms. As he finished he smirked before saying one final comment in order to win her heart over, "Baby, I took your mom out to a nice seafood dinner and never called her back. However, trust me when I say I would take you to an exquisite Italian or French dinner and call you while I'm driving you back home."

((OOC EDIT: He's been attempting to flirt with jade since I didn't see you post until after I clicked submit, Shira))

The cloaked old man's beam of light redirected itself to the gray haired girl as she arrived and spoke of her plight. "Rejoice, for death has been averted this day!" he exclaimed, snapping the light off and slipping it back into his robe. Looking to the other female as she spoke of winged terrors, his head rose, glints of light shining from his hood. "The sky terror comes on the blackest night. Heed this warning, attempt not to fight, for with wings of black, and obsidian claw, it shall rend your flesh, and fill it's maw."