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Akina Tokuwa rolled 2 6-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (2-12)
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 Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:46 pm
Everyone always wanted the Chosen One. Even monsters. Picking herself up off the ground, Eta Hermione narrowed her eyes, even if it wasn't obvious through the helmet and in the fog. She had faced Professor Snape and Draco Malfoy. She had stood up to Bellatrix Lestrange. Hell, even that total creepo-***** Fenrir had faced her. And she was still <********> here. This was what Eta Hermione told herself. She was a fighter. She was a survivor. And she. Didn't. Die. "I'm a protagonist, goddamnit!" she shouted, devoid of accent and distinctly un-Hermionelike. Stripped of all rational solutions, Eta Hermione decided to try and kick the monster in the balls. ...had she ever had sex before? This seemed like an important question. But when she aimed for the thing's ear, she had the distinct feeling that she probably had not. Were balls around the ear region? Maybe... the hip? Perhaps the knuckles of the left hand...? (( Attacking Smoke Monster! )) Weapon: Melee Damage Done to Monster: 0 HP: 30 HP
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Orestae rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 8 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:28 am
((Attacking smoke monster with gunwand))
You know why they all wanted the Chosen One, Hermione?
Because he's the mother ******** Chosen One. Right then, it seemed the only thing Harry Gamma Potter had been chosen for was to get her a** mercilessly kicked by the raging Dementor at whom her continued to try and fire of spells, waving her gun in the air as she failed to successfully land a spell.
“HERMIONE IT'S NOT WORKING. HERMIONE. HERMIONE. WHY ISN'T IT WORKING?!” Harry yelled as she shot off another ******** YOUICUS. SUCKITIS MY DICKIFUS!”
((HP:16
Damage: 5))
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 4-sided dice:
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Total: 4 (2-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:34 am
 The attack stunned the shadow apparition. It apparently was not fond of dicks. Maybe it was a lesbian. It would explain in part why it was going after a female calling itself a male. Was that in bad taste? the shadow apparition was unsure if it was politically correct. All it knew was that it could try and take a taste of the gas masked fighter. Literally. HP: 3
Damage: 0
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Orestae rolled 1 10-sided dice:
3
Total: 3 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:36 am
((Attacking the dementor... still 8D))
Harry Potter was not having any of this bullshit. The hero raised her weapon, and fired off several more rounds with swishes and flicks and fancy jabs.
So it was no wonder when they all missed.
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:42 am
Orestae ((Attacking the dementor... still 8D)) Harry Potter was not having any of this bullshit. The hero raised her weapon, and fired off several more rounds with swishes and flicks and fancy jabs. So it was no wonder when they all missed. You Know what the shadow apparition did then? It's didn't either. It just kind of was watching the swinging and the flicking. Which was kind of funny after a while. This..hero...it was pretty interesting. Wary, It got close to the would-be-chosen-one. And attempted to snuggle. With it's spikes. HP: 3
Damage: 0
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Orestae rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:44 am
((Attacking monster!))
“No penetration! NO PENETRATION!” Harry screamed, beating the creature in the head with the barrel of her gun. It seemed suddenly interesting in getting very close, and Harry began to throw out every spell she knew.
“STOPITUS. LUMOS. REPARO. PLEASE STOP PENETRATING MEEEE.”
Apparently "please stop penetrating me" was not a valid spell.
((Damage: 0))
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:48 am
The apparition was going at it. Penetration? Oh what a lovely idea! Ah, but...In what hole? Oh well. It could just make one. HP: 3
Damage: 2
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Orestae rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:52 am
((Attacking dementor. ******** dementors.))
If one had ever read any of the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, terribly written slash stories in which Harry Potter had been forced into various slash encounters, they could imagine what sound the young woman made as the dementor tried to find a place to shove a spine, and settled in jabbing it through her hand.
For those who hadn't, it sounded like: ”AAAAAAUUUUGGGGH”
She tried to shoot again, but the result was just getting blood all over her ******** dementors, man.
((HP: 14
Damage: 0))
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 4-sided dice:
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Total: 5 (2-8)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:55 am
Orestae ((Prone to Apparition AIDs)) And it would leave it's eye glow on. HP: 3
Damage: 1
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Orestae rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 2 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:57 am
((MOAR MONSTER))
One would think that the Boy Who Lived would be a whole lot better at... you know. Living. Instead, she fired off another round, and watched as it sailed away.
“HERMIONE THEY'VE CURSED MY WAND. I BLAME THE DARK ARTS. DAMN YOU SNAPE,” she shook her fist at the sky.
((HP: 13
Damage: 0))
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iStoleYurVamps rolled 2 4-sided dice:
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:01 am
Orestae ((YOUR TEARS FEE THE MONSTER)) It gave the masked hero a look. It looked like this:  It then attempted to molest the chosen one with it's spikes again. HP: 3
Damage: 0
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Orestae rolled 1 10-sided dice:
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Total: 10 (1-10)
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:04 am
"AVADA KEDAVRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" And then Harry Potter did this:  But with a gun. ((HP: 13 Damage: 7))
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:12 am
Didn't even have time to cry out. It just kind of.... went poof. HP: 0
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:15 am
And then this happened:  And in a grave, somewhere far far away, this happened:
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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:24 am
BUT WHAT WAS THIS? the shadows where not done oh no... they were far from done. What to know why? Because appearing from the shadows was another goddamn shadow apparition. And it was coming.
RIGHT
FOR.
HARRY
GAMMA
POTTER.
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