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 Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:16 pm
He couldn't help it, now that he was a safe distance Alexander couldn't help bursting out laughing at her antics. "Arceus I hope the security camera's are on and taping this!" he laughed. If not he wouldn't have any evidence to show her but oh well, the memories will forever be there. "But what if I don't want to entertain you?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:59 pm
"Than off with your rectum!"
My, that didn't sound pleasant.
Len waved her limbs about like a failing, flailing puppet. She was getting impatient! "I'm getting impatient!" She wanted entertainment. "I want entertainment."
She fell to the couch, suddenly realizing all that movement really tires a drunk out.
"Entertain meee." she whined. "Eughhh."
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:39 pm
Alexander's eyes went wide and he scooted back farther at her words. He eyed her cautiously. Not that he thinks that she would normally even try but this wasn't a normal situation. "And hat kind of entertainment are you wanting?" he asked, slightly afraid of what her drunken mind will come up with.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:44 pm
"A porno!" she shouted like a whiny babe. "And Mozart!"
A pause, a sigh, and a burp later, Len lifted herself to a sitting stance. "I don't feel so well." And with quaint kindness, barreled over her before meals to the side of the couch with not much dismay.
"Ah, that's better."
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:06 pm
t first he was going to laugh at her demands but that quickly went away as she bent over and threw up. "Ew!" Alexander made a face, glad he had moved away far enough for just the occasion. "Are you at least a little ore sober now?" He wasn't hopping for much but maybe if she wasn't as loopy he could take her to the medics.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:12 pm
"Annnd she's buying . . . a stairway . . . to heaveeen." That was a definite no. She was no better, having swallowed more than what her tiny bodily make-up could contain. "Alex, take a drink too . . . this feeling is wonderful! ♥"
"Get the bottle, get the bottle. I want some mooore- stairway to heaveeeen!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:25 pm
"Oh no! I am NOT drinking anything alcoholic, not after see you." And Alexander was going to stand firm on that! There will be no loopyiness that can possibly scare a rampaging Rhyhorn! "And you most certainly don't need any more either!"
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:31 pm
Len strained her sorrel eyes. "Bert wrrrry!" she whined. There was a reason for everything. Well, there had to be without that dumbass sitting up in the clouds and interfering (which he did a lot, ind you). So there had to be a reason, a specific reason . . . a significant reason to why he simply could not hand her the bottle and let her enjoy her damn evening being drunk.
"Alex, why are you blond?" she asked. "You're like a Pikachu." Was this going somewhere?
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:44 pm
"Because your already drunk and if you have too much you will get alcohol poisoning." Apparently his parents were right, alcohol will make you stupid in the end. "I was born blond." A Pikachu? Where did that come from? "Is that so Lennyka?"
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:37 pm
"Yea." she nodded. "Pikachuuuu."
Somewhere, on the other end of TRHQ, Max the Pikachu flicked an air. A Pikachu . . . ? Ah, whatever. He got deftly back to work, filing away papers as Len was away.
"Chuuu." Len sighed and threw off her glasses. "Alex, I lost my glasses!" She laughed.
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Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:44 pm
Alexander covered his face with his hands and chuckled. "Well I can safely say I had never been called a Pikachu until now." He then uncovered his face just in time to see her toss her glasses. "Yes Lennyka I can see that. Why did you toss them?"
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:53 pm
"You have to go get it." she said matter-of-fact like. "You have to go get it. Go get it. Get it, go."
What she didn't add was that she was now dead asleep upon the couch, drooling and leaving a terrible puddle soaked into the stitching. It'd be best to take her to her room . . . and hope Claire isn't there.
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 1:08 pm
Alexander ran a hand through his hair and chuckled before going over and picking up her glasses. He eyed her for a moment to make sure she wasn't going to puke again only to notice she was asleep, before going over and attempted to pick her up. He managed to moved he into a position where he could carry her and not force he stomach to try and use him as target practice.
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2011 4:35 pm
Len had already shook hands with the REM cycle of sleep, so she was out of it. She made no move of protest, just a short, "Mmph." when she was picked up. If she were awake, she would have certainly slapped him around a bit more to not go back to her room. However, that was no thought to her now. She was busy dreaming of rainbow Growlithes and Charizards.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2011 1:50 pm
Alexander walked as quickly as he could without bouncing Lennyka too much. He made it too her room without much problem then had to juggle holding her and unlocking to door. "Good thing it's easy for me to pick pocket her." he chuckled as other wise one he wouldn't have known where her room was anyway and two, he would have been forced to just leave her passed out by her door.
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