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 Posted: Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:23 pm
"My....That's a pretty snazzy performance there."-Sonic The Hedgehog, appearing to yet again foil Eggman's plans.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 1:50 pm
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:08 pm
"Yeah you know and then I was all like, pow pow and Eggman was all like, ughh you stupid little, er, yeah, and that's how it all went down. And what tha-? Ah no my eyes! Uhhg man what is that?"-Sonic, in some guy on Youtube's version of him dying.
"Heh.....heh....Well now, I think it's bout time that you DIED!"-Mephiles, shooting a beam at Sonic and killing him. "Heh heh...hahaha...HAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHA...heh....I've been trying to kill him for ALL THIS TIME, haha, and I've finally got him....UG! Ohhhhh....Is that it? Heeeeeeh....I can't believe it....I finally found it....And all I had to do was kill that annoying blue hedgehog....My plan has finally been completed....NOW IBLIS! Come to meeee...And...we will destroy this forsaken planet, for the rest of eternity! Now, Chaos Emerald....Give me the power...To fuse with Iblis! Hahaha, yesssss....That's right, THAT'S RIGHT, heheheheh...."
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 2:13 pm
"Now I shall write him such a letter that he will die." - Zhuge Liang
Honda Tadakatsu: I will destroy everything you throw at me.
Takeda Shingen: What about kittens, Tadakatsu? If I threw those at you, would you kill them as well?
..."Have your people contact my people, maybe we can stab at each other over tea!" - Takeda Shingen
"I won't lose! Of course, the enemy is probably thinking the same thing." - Toyotomi Hideyoshi
"Ah, this is obviously some strange usage of the word 'safe' that I wasn't previously aware of." - Arthur Dent (Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy)
"Resistance is futile." - The Borg (Star Trek: The Next Generation)
"What weapon do I require? For behold, I am the Lion... I am the weapon." - Quantar pilots
"Oops." - Commander Shannon Foraker, after single-handedly destroying two State Security superdreadnought squadrons with a computer program (Honor Harrington Series)
"Heal this." - Nocam Davis (Se-combe 3)
"You may all go to Hell, I shall go to Texas." - David Crockett
"There's nothing to writing. You just sit down at a typewriter and bleed." - Ernest Hemingway
"A Hero is a scared man that don't walk away." - Keni Thomas
"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge." - Jimmy Wales, Founder of Wikipedia
“I do not know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” - Albert Einstein
"If you're going to hunt Soldiers, you should remember that we travel in packs." - Me
"Do not fear Death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light. But, if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity..." - Lord Redtail Rathan, Archmage of the Council Arcanum.
"I am the righteous shield of the Light, and I fear no evil. I have pledged my prowess to something greater than myself. I smite enemies with divine authority, bolster the courage of nearby companions, and radiate as if a beacon of inextinguishable hope." - Grand Marshal Celise Marcella Allenar, High Commander of the order of the Silver Shield
"If we lose sight of our humanity, we may never again regain it." - Admiral of the Center, Prince Nocam Davis, the Godslayer.
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"La séparation est tant de douleur douce. Mais elle la vaut pour la réunion." - Peter Ryan, CIA.
"The strongest warrior in the world is the one who can win a fight without ever drawing his weapon." - Edon "Savageaxe" Jhonsson, Viking Hersir
""He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious." - Liang Shao
"If you see me, it's already too late." - Shadow Allenar, Assassin Second Class.
"Music may soothe the savage beast, but can also incite him into an endless rage." - Arae Smith.
"Don't make me go all kitty on you!" - Lexxy May Ryan
"I will tear your flesh and scatter your soul to the nether!" - Shadowrane, the Soulflayer
"Courage, Honor, Virtue." - Motto of the Se-combeian Empire
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:05 pm
"One Day, Somebody's gonna have to make a stand. One Day, Somebody's gonna Have To Say, Enough."
- Clash of the Titans
"The Happy ones; and sad ones;
The sober and the silent ones; the boisterous and glad ones;
The Good Ones - Yes, The Good Ones, Too;
and all the lovely bad ones."
- GreenLeaf Whittier; The Children
"I ain't Sorry. We're the Bad Ones! We gots to live up to our name!"
- Mary Downing Hahn; All The Lovely Bad Ones
"Stupid, stupid, stupid. Don't know nothing - either of you."
- Mary Downing Hahn; All the Lovely Bad Ones
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:07 pm
Brandon:"Your an a** hole."
Jasmine:"Yah, well your a dyck hole."
Me: "Yah you do it up the butt Jaz."
Jasmine: "No I think that his job."
Me: "Riiiight...."
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 5:18 pm
"May the odds be ever in your favor!" ~ The Hunger Games.
"And I see you lying next to me, with words I thought I'd never speak, awake and unafraid, asleep or dead!"~ My Chemical Romance
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:11 pm
"We once sent 300 men onto a stolen Valkyrie-class Battlecruiser. They took it in seven minutes. All 700 enemy soldiers were killed. Assassin Company, 46th Armored Marine Battalion, the men we sent aboard...they didn't lose a single man." - GEN (Ret.) Langston Lewis, UEFMC
"How did Nocam Davis earn the title 'Godslayer?' Simple. He killed a god." - GEN (Ret.) Langston lewis, UEFMC
"Shoes? Who needs shoes. The blood of these abominations upon the decks of my ship are all the cushioning my feet need." - Captain (Senior Grade) Caiti Robins, UEFN, Commanding Officer, UCS Brynhilder
"I accept your apology. But if you EVER disrespect me like that again, I'll kick your a** out the nearest airlock so hard you'll make it all the way to Planetary Defense on sheer inertia!" - Captain (Senior Grade) Caiti Robins, UEFN, Commanding Officer, UCS Brynhildr.
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Posted: Fri Jan 14, 2011 11:48 pm
Anko: Okay everyone, now it's time for the second test of the chuunin exams. Naruto: Dude! This so calls for the one foot tall bick wall! Anko: The one foot tall brick wall? Where? Konohamaru: Hey Naruto- Naruto: NO! YOU DE-EVOLVE RIGHT NOW! Konohamaru: But- Naruto: Get. The hell. Back in the wall. Konohamaru: But now we can't have a flash back episode! Everyone at chuunin exam: Yay! Konohamaru: *sniffle* I'm just gonna' leave now. Everyone at chuunin exam: Yay! Naruto: I FOUND CLUCKY! Clucky: Caw cacaw! Everyone at chuunin exam: Yay! Sakura: I'm gonna' do something! -silence- Random person: YOU SUCK! ~Naruto Abridged; episode 13 by MasakoX and Vegeta3986~
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 12:45 am
Kakashi Sensei: Okay, since Naruto was trying to be a cheating dork, here's some food for you two. Eat it in front of Naruto, and DON'T give him ANY. GOT IT? Sakura&&Sasuke: Got it. Naruto: Hey, can I have some food? Sasuke: Sure. Kakashi Sensei: WHAT THE F-beep-K DID I JUST SAY?! Buuuuut... you all pass anyway. Sakura: Huh? Why? Naruto: Oh! I get it, because we worked as a team and acted like friends, right? Kakashi Sensei: Nah, I just like seeing Sakura kick the crap outta' ya'. Sasuke: Heh, nice. Kakashi Sensei: Shut up, Log Boy. Sasuke: Aww. -Ending Theme- ♪♫ It's log, it's log. It's thick It's heavy It's wood It's log, it's log ♫♪ Sasuke: ♪ It's better than bad, it's good. ♫ ~Naruto Abridged; episode 3 by MasakoX and Vegeta3986 (start at 4:27)~
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 8:18 am
Vegeta: Oh god, more of them.
Nappa: Look Vegeta! More bald people! The short one, the two tall ones, and-*gasp* VEGETA! IT'S A POKAMON!(pronounced like that, too, not pokemon :3)
Chiaotzu: I'm not a pokamon! I'm Chiaotzu! Chiaotzu!
Nappa: I'm gonna catch it! *pokeball appears in his hand*
Chiaotzu: How many times do I have to tell you I'm not a poke-OW! *red spot where pokeball hit him*
Nappa: Awww it didn't work Vegeta.
Vegeta: That's because you have to damage it first.
Nappa: Ohhh. I'm gonna try for a critical....
Chiaotzu: *gulp* o_o
Tien: CHIAOTZU! MY PARTNER!
*moment of silence*
Yamcha: Gay.
Tien: At least I don't live alone with a cat!
Yamcha: At least I get some puss....wow, that did NOT come out right.... Saiyan 1: Look Sprout, tourists!
Saiyan 2: Well then, I think we should give them the tour.
Saiyan 1: Yes....The tour straight to hell! Because...we'll be killing them! With our two diabolical hands, infused with ten fiendish fingers, which we can use to fiendishly destroy them one by one until-
Saiyan 2: Okay okay they get it we're evil SHUT UP! *pulls Krillin into the ground*
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 9:00 am
Me- I'm Especially Special in a Special Way That Makes Me Special. I'm Special Okay!
Kayla- Suureee. You Are.
Me- I'm Special!!
Dennis- Yea, Ed.
Me- Who is Ed? Kayla! Tell ME Who Ed Is!!!
"Does This TuTu Make My Butt Look Big?" -Dwanye Johnson a.K.a. The Rock
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:13 pm
"Either he's a soda from a (something) where flowers get watered by dancing."-Tails, reading his translator of the odd thing to Sonic(Sonic Colors)
"Er....I think your machine still has a few bugs in it, Tails."-Sonic, in reply to the quote above(Sonic Colors)
"....wisps"-Tails, reading his translator of the odd thing to Sonic(Sonic Colors)
"Lisps?"-Sonic, in the reply to the quote above(Sonic Colors)
"No, Wisps, with a 'W'"-Tails
*to us* "I'm just gonna stick with 'alien' if that's OK with everyone."-Sonic
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Posted: Sat Jan 15, 2011 6:25 pm
"...And someone is trying to get that power. You might know him. They refer to him as 'Baldy Nosehair'"-Tails, explaining to Sonic about the alien things(Sonic Colors)
"BALDY NOSEHAIR?! HAHAHA! Oh man, I gotta remember that one!-Sonic, in reply to the quote above(Sonic Colors)
"I know, I all ready wrote it down. Anyhow, he's trying to get the power for an aquatic mammal-no an evil dolphin-a purpoise-OH! An evil purpose!"-Tails
Soon After....
"I have to go stop Baldy Mcnose hair! HA! I'm TOTALLY calling him Mcnosehair! See you Tails!"-Sonic
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Posted: Sun Jan 16, 2011 10:13 am
"HA! I KNEW he was up to something! We got it straight from the horse's mouth! Coming here WAS a good idea! Pay up, Tails!"-Sonic(Sonic Colors)
"But....we didn't bet."-Tails
"......Dang!"-Sonic
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