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I so fail gonk I miss my english teacher.
// will try tomorrow *have 3 free hours between lessons*

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My Christmas Story will be as follows. It's gonna be of the genre Adventure, since I love doing that. And I'll throw in some twists, for the fun of it! smile

Here we go!

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A long time ago, on a cold November's night, a star shined in the sky. But this was no star, and only those who could see like the eagles in the sky could truly know what this was at this time. It fell, down to the earth, and opened like a ball. Inside it contained a glowing green rock and a baby. But this was no normal baby. He was... SUPERMAN.
Many years later, the baby had grown into a fine man, yet he lacked something. He had no true spirit for what he did. So, on a Christmas night, many things happened to him. But those are for this story, so we shall speak of them thus.
The first thing that happened to him was that a fat, jolly man came to him with a present. He opened it, to find a glowing green rock that pained him. The fat man said that he had been naughty, and should try harder to win the affections of those around the world because of his power.
After this, a tall, lanky man, bone white and in a tuxedo, came to him with a proposition. If he'd become happy and help people, he'd take the green rock away, which of course, he accepted. So he had to find someone to help.
He flew off, towards the East, to find someone to aid, and when he got there, he found armies of men dressed in red, green, and blue fighting a war. He went to each of the leaders and asked why they were fighting. The blue leader, Cao Cao, said "To conquer the lands and bring peace, and a title for each who earns it himself." while the green leader, Liu Bei said "To bring peace to the land and give the people their power that they deserve!" and the red leader, Sun Jian, said "To bring back what was destroyed, and peace along with it."
Superman flew back to where the war was being fought, and made the men stop. He brought to them that they should simply compromise and find a plan that would not only save their lives, but also to bring the goals of the three leaders to fruition. They all agreed, and had a grand council and drew up a treaty that brought peace, prosperity, and happiness to all the land, with not a single life more lost.
However, when the month had passed, and Christmas came closer, the bony man came again to Superman, alerting him of a new dilemma. The fat man had been taken away! He was needed to rescue him from an evil pair of warriors from this very land, named Lu Bu and Dong Zhuo.
So, Superman flew towards their base, a large fortress named Hu Lao Gate, and blew up the giant wrought-iron gate with his laser eyes. He walked in, unnerving all but Dong Zhuo and Lu Bu out of his way. He could see the fat man behind the two of them, and an enchanting woman. However, he simply asked them for the fat man back, not knowing what they would do. Lu Bu charged for him, wielding large double-bladed glaives, which Superman could feel the green rock in. He flew back to stay out of the range, and asked for a weapon so he could fight honorably. Lu Bu acknowledged his honor and threw him a large axe. They fought, until Lu Bu finally conceded defeat and knelt down before Superman. He offered his neck for the death blow, but Superman put down the axe and walked to Dong Zhuo. He asked once more for the fat man, and was obliged this time happily. So he flew the fat man back to where the leaders were at, and they all had a Merry Christmas with lots of presents, and had a concert featuring Rise Against, Three Days Grace, Paramore, Linkin Park, Dragonforce, System of a Down, Nickelback, and a whole bunch more artists that kick the crap out of the system.
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If the post needs to be deleted, just copy the part that's actually the story. biggrin Hope you all like it. xD

Thanks! biggrin My brother was playing Dynasty Warriors 6 nearby so I decided to pop that in. The superman thing was kinda random, but it works because he saved the day. xD And music is just plain freakin' epic.

Yush! Random is gewd for Christmas because it's true happiness for the writer because there's nothing blocking their creative juices from flowing (WOW that's perverted when you think about it the way I just did... xD). Hehe

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We have one more entry...well for now...you guys have until the 28th of December to get everything in.