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 Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:22 pm
Vicky couldn't help but laugh as the door was slammed in her face. She had a feeling that was going to happen. Pulling a compact out of her purse she began to fuss with her hair even though the long blue locks never looked anything but perfect (at least in public). The compact snapped shut when Audrey came back out and Rosie couldn't help but laugh, "Jeeze, Jojo, you're not smuggling drugs you don't have to hide them." Grinning she followed her younger cousin out of the dressing room, leading her to where she found the blue babydoll, the purple ones hanging not too far away.
It took a second for Victoria to realize she was walking up to the cashier alone, and she hurried back to Audrey, a confused look on her face. The confused look turned into an amused smile and she shook her head. "Of course they don't card you, silly goose." She put her hands on her hips about to offer to go and pay for her if she was so embarrassed, but then Audrey asked, and even threw in free lunch. "Deal! And don't worry Jojo, I'll be totally natural." Vicky was careful not to specify if she was being Audrey Natural or Rosie Natural. Taking the pile of clothes she walked right up to the counter getting behind the only other person in line.
It took a minute but then Victoria was able to step up to the counter. She smiled her fake 'I'm such a nice girl' smile and the cashier smile dback at her. "These are lovely, are they a gift?" Vicky shook her head her smile growing and when she replied she pitched her voice loud enough so Audrey could hear her. "Oh no, they're for me. My boyfriend and I ******** like rabbits and he has this horrible habit of just ripping my clothes right off, literally ripping them off! Not that I mind really, I mean it's so hot when he just can't wait and has to have me right then and there. Anyway, I thought I'd buy a couple spares." The look on the cashier's face was shock mixed with a little bit of jealousy (apparently her sex life wasn't as exciting), Vicky on the other hand still had her innocent smile playing on her lips. "So, how much do I owe you?" The cashier cleared her throat and told her amount and the bluenette paid takign the pink bag from her. "Thanks!" She headed over to Audrey and grinned. "How about Panda Express for lunch?"
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:23 pm
The look that went across Jojo's face as her proxy spoke went through several stages of grief. Anger, denial, and finally utter acceptance and love tinged with shame for her cousin. It was an absolute Victoria Collins thing to do, and she should have expected it. Especially since that situation was probably one that the lovely young Crystal student had been in before, and might be in again. Audrey was fairly smart, but she was somewhat terribly naive when it came to sex - it wasn't easy to rip clothes unless they were already torn!
Linking an arm through Vicky's, Audrey staggered and groaned dramatically in response to her cheerful smile before bursting into laughter. It was one of those situations when you either laughed or cried, and Audrey Collins never cried in front of people. Ever. "Rosie, have I ever mentioned how amazing you are and how much I adore you?" Her arm was firmly locked around the other girl's, and she had no plans to let go.
Eyes locked on the bag, and the laughter ended on a sigh. "I still don't think I'll get to use any of that though. Elzo never really has seemed that interested....and Panda it is. At least we have that blessed scrawny metabolism and can eat that crap. Otherwise it'd be even more of a waste for those smalls!" The size bothered her somewhat - there was still room in the top in the small. It was shameful.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:23 pm
Victoria put one hand over Audrey's arm giving it a little pat. She knew what she did embarrassed Audrey horribly, but she also knew that really her cousin didn't mind. She grinned down at her baby cousin. "Why yes, Jojo, I believe you have, but there's no harm in mentioning it again." She laughed and then took a moment to wink at a random passing guy that had been checking them out. She never got enough of the attention she and Jojo got when they went out together.
"Honey, believe me you'll get to use it. Just wear one of those pieces in front of him and he'll get interested, I promise. If he doesn't then he's probably secretly gay, which would be a shame." She tittered thinking of Elzo being gay, that would be such a waste of a fine piece of a**. Her thoughts were distracted by Audrey's words and she laughed. "Yeah, tell me about it. My roommate at Crystal eats like a horse, unfortunately she also looks like one." She shuddered and then continued. "I keep telling her she doesn't have the metabolism to eat like that, but she doesn't listen. I swear." She shook her head, "If I was normal I think I'd kill myself." Melodramatic as always, that was Victoria Collins. "Speaking of being super skinny, I was thinking of getting my belly button pierced, what do you think?" Slipping the bag handles onto her wrist she lifted up her shirt looking down at her flat tummy trying to imagine a piercing there.
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:27 pm
Shaking her head in denial, Audrey quickly spoke to go with the statement. "I don't think anyone in our family knows how to be normal. Not anymore. And about the piercing, I'm sure it'll look amazing. We're flat like washboards, and if not I'll work it off you in the best way possible." A sly wink but the seriousness in the girl's eyes warned her cousin that 'the best way possible' meant jumping around in training for the Negaverse. After all, she had a reputation to keep, and that included her cousins that had recently been folded into the organization - the very thing that kept them from being 'normal'. "No, I was shaking my head about Elzo being gay. He definitely is not gay. I have it on the best authority that he used to collect panties from Crystal girls. Did you want me to forward a pair of yours to help the collection along?" This earned Victoria a light tug on the hem of her jeans, more suggestive leering from the usually shy Jojo. They'd bathed together as children, and still went skinnydipping when in Kansas. There was no reason to be shy around Rosie.
"And if you roomie is a problem, there's also ways to fix that. I'm sure Kink would be willing to help you out, if you didn't want to get personally involved. I would, but I might overdo it just a bit." Plus, human starseeds held no lure for her anymore - especially not from teenage girls. Linarite spent most of her time hunting senshi these days, letting her starseed quota come from the lieutenants under her command. "So all I do is go over to his apartment wearing nothing but a huge sweater and that, then sorta....strip? That's all it takes?" Audrey was dubious. Audrey was always fairly dubious about how to lure a man, and it was why she had never previously done so. Elzo was an amazing fluke, to be sure!
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2010 1:30 pm
The rest of the afternoon was spent hopping from store to store, the cousin's leaving with at least one more bag than they had entered with. After a few hours Victoria realized most of her monthly allowance was gone and reluctantly they decided it was time to head home.
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